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  • W Westside Steve

    Hey if it's not on the day after Thanksgiving it's not a Black Friday sale. STFU.

    Hey BOGO means buy one and get one. Not buy one and get one half price or some BS like that.

    Hey no payments for one year means by the time you start paying for that piece of crap it's going to be a year old and you'll be tired of it.

    Hey cancel anytime is always going to be a pain in the ass.

    Hey you can bet your ass that you are going to forget those gift cards.

    Hey banning outside food or beverage from a movie theater has absolutely nothing to do with the safety of our patrons.

    What else ya got?

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    @westside-steve said:

    Hey if it's not on the day after Thanksgiving it's not a Black Friday sale. STFU.

    Hey BOGO means buy one and get one. Not buy one and get one half price or some BS like that.

    Hey no payments for one year means by the time you start paying for that piece of crap it's going to be a year old and you'll be tired of it.

    Hey cancel anytime is always going to be a pain in the ass.

    Hey you can bet your ass that you are going to forget those gift cards.

    Hey banning outside food or beverage from a movie theater has absolutely nothing to do with the safety of our patrons.

    What else ya got?

    Hey if you think that "You won!" emails are a scam.........................................you would be right.

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      Hey, If they tell you “You could win a prize by filling out a survey” 


      Hey, if something is “free” why do you need my credit card info

      "And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about And I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve."
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        If you get a call with a call back number to stop it after saying X amount of money is being charged to your Amazon account, it ain't. That there is another favorite scam. My wife still writes down the damn numbers despite me telling her all I need to do is check the Amazon account and "X amount on money" will not be charged there.

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          DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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          All the scammers go after you old fucks.

          "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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            mjp28M mjp28 wrote on last edited by
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            I hate those. "auto renewal". deals that I have never, ever signed up for and never will....... but still show up.

            And I'm glad more stores will be. CLOSED. for Thanksgiving.......I hope Christmas ? is next !

            GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND!
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              I hate those. "auto renewal". deals that I have never, ever signed up for and never will....... but still show up.

              And I'm glad more stores will be. CLOSED. for Thanksgiving.......I hope Christmas ? is next !

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              @mjp28 said:

              I hate those. "auto renewal". deals that I have never, ever signed up for and never will....... but still show up.

              And I'm glad more stores will be. CLOSED. for Thanksgiving.......I hope Christmas ? is next !

              Frankly I don't care. In my experience the people who bitched the loudest about it either A don't go to their families house anyway or B fight with them when they get there.

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              WSS

              www.westsidesteve.com www.myspace.com/westsidestevemusic www.cdbaby.com/artist/westsidestevesimmons
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                Hey I thought of some more bullshit! 

                Free 2-day shipping!

                Yes, after they have wasted a week processing and packaging.

                WSS 

                www.westsidesteve.com www.myspace.com/westsidestevemusic www.cdbaby.com/artist/westsidestevesimmons
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                  mjp28M mjp28 wrote on last edited by mjp28
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                  I got and deleted a good one just  today. out of my spam catcher.......a sickly elderly widow wanted to let me run her $18,200,000 estate and make sure it went to good charities very soon.

                  Well I did hit the ol" delete button, do you think that I did the right thing ?   😆

                  GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND!
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                    Here's one. You can have a second item free just pay separate shipping and handling. Which is likely more than the piece of shit costs them in the first place..

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                    WSS

                    www.westsidesteve.com www.myspace.com/westsidestevemusic www.cdbaby.com/artist/westsidestevesimmons
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                    • W Westside Steve

                      Here's one. You can have a second item free just pay separate shipping and handling. Which is likely more than the piece of shit costs them in the first place..

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                      WSS

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                      mjp28M mjp28 wrote on last edited by
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                      @westside-steve said:

                      Here's one. You can have a second item free just pay separate shipping and handling. Which is likely more than the piece of shit costs them in the first place..

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                      WSS

                      Shipping and handling sometimes in the top three in profitability in these types of import/export businesses....... sounds like that Seinfeld episode.

                      Can you imagine making a living doing that kind of thing ?  Often from a high rise building and never see or touch the merchandise.   

                      Now on the internet or mass mailing stuff.  Far out.

                      GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND!
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                        @westside-steve said:

                        Here's one. You can have a second item free just pay separate shipping and handling. Which is likely more than the piece of shit costs them in the first place..

                        ?

                        WSS

                        Shipping and handling sometimes in the top three in profitability in these types of import/export businesses....... sounds like that Seinfeld episode.

                        Can you imagine making a living doing that kind of thing ?  Often from a high rise building and never see or touch the merchandise.   

                        Now on the internet or mass mailing stuff.  Far out.

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                        @mjp28 said:

                        Shipping and handling sometimes in the top three in profitability in these types of import/export businesses....... sounds like that Seinfeld episode.

                        Can you imagine making a living doing that kind of thing ?  Often from a high rise building and never see or touch the merchandise.   

                        Now on the internet or mass mailing stuff.  Far out.

                        Exactly. Now that Amazon has so many distribution centers it's a little bit different but I remember when the big shift came in music retail. X Y or Z online music store would just have the s*** drop shipped from the manufacturer. Your sales guy like you said was probably in an office building somewhere with Nary a guitar Within Reach. I buy a lot of stuff from Sweetwater and they have a huge distribution center in Indiana. Stuff gets here pretty damn quick. But they do drop ship as well.

                        WSS

                        www.westsidesteve.com www.myspace.com/westsidestevemusic www.cdbaby.com/artist/westsidestevesimmons
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                          Browns149B Browns149 wrote on last edited by
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                          I got a call today that said, Steve. My name is not Steve. The women said she had the correct number, I told her, I have had this number for 20 years. AND I’M NOT STEVE

                          She said, well maybe you can help me.   CLICK

                          "And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about And I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve."
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                            I got a call today that said, Steve. My name is not Steve. The women said she had the correct number, I told her, I have had this number for 20 years. AND I’M NOT STEVE

                            She said, well maybe you can help me.   CLICK

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                            @browns149 said:

                            I got a call today that said, Steve. My name is not Steve. The women said she had the correct number, I told her, I have had this number for 20 years. AND I’M NOT STEVE

                            She said, well maybe you can help me.   CLICK

                            I've had similar called before! Actually it's probably pretty clever the first time. Well clever enough to fool anhonest-to-god sucker but still something different.

                            Or she might have just had us confused. Hahaha

                            WSS 

                            www.westsidesteve.com www.myspace.com/westsidestevemusic www.cdbaby.com/artist/westsidestevesimmons
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                              W Westside Steve wrote on last edited by
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                              Here's one. "Free app"

                              As if I would actually pay for an app that would enable me to purchase your s*** and make placing the order a bigger pain in the ass.

                              WSS

                              www.westsidesteve.com www.myspace.com/westsidestevemusic www.cdbaby.com/artist/westsidestevesimmons
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