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  • saw this on another site and even though it's brutally honest about every team (trust me, none of them look good after they lay into you) and something i've never seen before. it's worth a look for your home team and that of any of your rivals.

    http://deadspin.com/5354194/why-your-team-...leveland-browns

    search any other teams and get an equally scathing description.

    harsh on the steelers man. maybe truthful, but harsh.

    with all i've heard about Big Ben being a rapist and i go to a online sex offender registry and look up cleveland and Pittsburgh and what do i find? cleveland has a CRAP load more sex offenders (and expecially child molesters) than Pittsburgh.......over 4X as many over all. 2055 of them to Pittsburgh's 421. www.familywatchdog.us better never hear one of you date raping, can't get a woman with my tiny peep unless i hold her down, child molesting hypocrits say anything else about Ben.
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  • Kind of funny!

  • G Gafreleets

    saw this on another site and even though it's brutally honest about every team (trust me, none of them look good after they lay into you) and something i've never seen before. it's worth a look for your home team and that of any of your rivals.

    http://deadspin.com/5354194/why-your-team-...leveland-browns

    search any other teams and get an equally scathing description.

    harsh on the steelers man. maybe truthful, but harsh.

    Nafreleets said:

    saw this on another site and even though it's brutally honest about every team (trust me, none of them look good after they lay into you) and something i've never seen before. it's worth a look for your home team and that of any of your rivals.

    http://deadspin.com/5354194/why-your-team-...leveland-browns

    search any other teams and get an equally scathing description.

    harsh on the steelers man. maybe truthful, but harsh.

    I LOL'd

  • yeah, i mean check any of the teams in the NFL. it's damn funny for some.

    with all i've heard about Big Ben being a rapist and i go to a online sex offender registry and look up cleveland and Pittsburgh and what do i find? cleveland has a CRAP load more sex offenders (and expecially child molesters) than Pittsburgh.......over 4X as many over all. 2055 of them to Pittsburgh's 421. www.familywatchdog.us better never hear one of you date raping, can't get a woman with my tiny peep unless i hold her down, child molesting hypocrits say anything else about Ben.

  • I lawled...funny stuff especially why the stoolers suck...hehehehehe 😉

    We have been rebuilding since 1964, Why stop now? GO BROWNS!

  • I wanted to start a thread about this but decided not to, but yeah brutal and somewhat honest too.

  • Detroits made me laugh pretty damn loud!

    "1. Do we really need to go through this exercise with this team? Even Detroit fans will tell you the Lions suck. It's not something that needs to be proven in the least. The Lions' suckiness is out in the open for all to see, undeniable. Their suckiness stretches out from Michigan and rolls far across the open plains. From West Cost to East, from the top of the Rocky Mountains to bottom of the Florida swamps, the inherent shittiness of the Detroit Lions is one of the few great American certainties. It is an eternal fixture of our existence. The Detroit Lions exist in a permanent, everlasting state of suck. You see Lions fans in the bars from time to time, and you see them wearing their Barry Sanders jerseys, with their stubbly black goatees, and you can see in their eyes the hope that they might one day finally muster the courage to grow indifferent to this team and all the horrible ways it xxxxs them in the ass every fall. They WANT to not give a shit, their steadfast devotion to the team not a sign of loyalty and integrity, but rather a glaring weakness, a spineless willingness to take shovelful after shovelful of freshly laid shit right in the xxxxing mouth. That said…"

  • u guys shud read the whole thing, it is getting better and better

  • I liked that the New England one was done in a Boston accent.

    "The Colts are one Manning injury away from 5-11" how true.

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