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  • @flugel said:

    Welcome to the National Championship level for the 1st time in the new millennium.  Ohio State has won 2 to your 1 which equates to twice as many as your team.  And your dream year needed asterisks to get it done.  Would you like to tell our audience what Jim Harbaugh's record was against Urban Meyer? 

    We understand why you're still angry and envious of Ohio State!  Ohio State is taking up a lot of occupancy in your little brain rent-free.  How cool is that?

    Are you drinking this early in the morning? Hopefully not. 

    Funny you have to go back to your domestic abuser protecting coach. You know, the guy that coached multiple murderers at Florida. The guy probably at some bar right now attempting to finger random chicks? Oh please, tell us about Meyer...

    And you can keep living on that asterisk dream as much as you'd like. Fun stuff came out of it, like evidence OSU was sharing signs too. Oh well, I'm sure Day and Co gave it their best shot, and they got what they wanted, no more Boogeyman Harbaugh in Ann arbor.

    Day can do it this year! For sure!

    Canton DawgC Canton Dawg wrote on last edited by
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    @mld-woody said:

    Are you drinking this early in the morning? Hopefully not. 

    Funny you have to go back to your domestic abuser protecting coach. You know, the guy that coached multiple murderers at Florida. The guy probably at some bar right now attempting to finger random chicks? Oh please, tell us about Meyer...

    And you can keep living on that asterisk dream as much as you'd like. Fun stuff came out of it, like evidence OSU was sharing signs too. Oh well, I'm sure Day and Co gave it their best shot, and they got what they wanted, no more Boogeyman Harbaugh in Ann arbor.

    Day can do it this year! For sure!

    You talking about the guy that went undefeated against Meatchicken?

    I guess if I was a fan of that team up north I would still be talking shit about him too. 

  • @flugel said:

    Welcome to the National Championship level for the 1st time in the new millennium.  Ohio State has won 2 to your 1 which equates to twice as many as your team.  And your dream year needed asterisks to get it done.  Would you like to tell our audience what Jim Harbaugh's record was against Urban Meyer? 

    We understand why you're still angry and envious of Ohio State!  Ohio State is taking up a lot of occupancy in your little brain rent-free.  How cool is that?

    Are you drinking this early in the morning? Hopefully not. 

    Funny you have to go back to your domestic abuser protecting coach. You know, the guy that coached multiple murderers at Florida. The guy probably at some bar right now attempting to finger random chicks? Oh please, tell us about Meyer...

    And you can keep living on that asterisk dream as much as you'd like. Fun stuff came out of it, like evidence OSU was sharing signs too. Oh well, I'm sure Day and Co gave it their best shot, and they got what they wanted, no more Boogeyman Harbaugh in Ann arbor.

    Day can do it this year! For sure!

    FlugelF Flugel wrote on last edited by
    #93

    @mld-woody said:

    Are you drinking this early in the morning? Hopefully not. 

    Funny you have to go back to your domestic abuser protecting coach. You know, the guy that coached multiple murderers at Florida. The guy probably at some bar right now attempting to finger random chicks? Oh please, tell us about Meyer...

    And you can keep living on that asterisk dream as much as you'd like. Fun stuff came out of it, like evidence OSU was sharing signs too. Oh well, I'm sure Day and Co gave it their best shot, and they got what they wanted, no more Boogeyman Harbaugh in Ann arbor.

    Day can do it this year! For sure!

    Jimmy Johnson, I mean Jimmy Harbaugh, couldn't wait to get out of there.  It's hard to keep the cheaters straight but they both did the same sprint to the NFL.  All that and he only gave you 1 National Championship.  Ohio State has 2 in the new millennium.

  • @mld-woody said:

    Are you drinking this early in the morning? Hopefully not. 

    Funny you have to go back to your domestic abuser protecting coach. You know, the guy that coached multiple murderers at Florida. The guy probably at some bar right now attempting to finger random chicks? Oh please, tell us about Meyer...

    And you can keep living on that asterisk dream as much as you'd like. Fun stuff came out of it, like evidence OSU was sharing signs too. Oh well, I'm sure Day and Co gave it their best shot, and they got what they wanted, no more Boogeyman Harbaugh in Ann arbor.

    Day can do it this year! For sure!

    Jimmy Johnson, I mean Jimmy Harbaugh, couldn't wait to get out of there.  It's hard to keep the cheaters straight but they both did the same sprint to the NFL.  All that and he only gave you 1 National Championship.  Ohio State has 2 in the new millennium.

    MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by
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    @flugel said:

    Jimmy Johnson, I mean Jimmy Harbaugh, couldn't wait to get out of there.  It's hard to keep the cheaters straight but they both did the same sprint to the NFL.  All that and he only gave you 1 National Championship.  Ohio State has 2 in the new millennium.

    The fantasy land your brain has created to protect you from reality... Hahaha. Great stuff. 

  • @flugel said:

    Jimmy Johnson, I mean Jimmy Harbaugh, couldn't wait to get out of there.  It's hard to keep the cheaters straight but they both did the same sprint to the NFL.  All that and he only gave you 1 National Championship.  Ohio State has 2 in the new millennium.

    The fantasy land your brain has created to protect you from reality... Hahaha. Great stuff. 

    Canton DawgC Canton Dawg wrote on last edited by
    #95

    @mld-woody said:

    The fantasy land your brain has created to protect you from reality... Hahaha. Great stuff. 

    No, it’s true tOSU does have 2 championships…I know I watched them.

  • @flugel said:

    Jimmy Johnson, I mean Jimmy Harbaugh, couldn't wait to get out of there.  It's hard to keep the cheaters straight but they both did the same sprint to the NFL.  All that and he only gave you 1 National Championship.  Ohio State has 2 in the new millennium.

    The fantasy land your brain has created to protect you from reality... Hahaha. Great stuff. 

    Dutch OvenD Dutch Oven wrote on last edited by Dutch Oven
    #96

    @mld-woody said:

    The fantasy land your brain has created to protect you from reality... Hahaha. Great stuff. 

    Harbaugh couldn't get out of Ann Arbor fast enough...

    I wonder why? ?

    Kind of like, why the fuck are you on a Browns board when you don't give a shit about the Browns? 

  • @flugel said:

    Jimmy Johnson, I mean Jimmy Harbaugh, couldn't wait to get out of there.  It's hard to keep the cheaters straight but they both did the same sprint to the NFL.  All that and he only gave you 1 National Championship.  Ohio State has 2 in the new millennium.

    The fantasy land your brain has created to protect you from reality... Hahaha. Great stuff. 

    FlugelF Flugel wrote on last edited by
    #97

    @mld-woody said:

    The fantasy land your brain has created to protect you from reality... Hahaha. Great stuff. 

    My turn.  Ohio State has such a huge Monopoly on your brain that you'll never convince yourself you're happy that Michigan's only Championship this millennium needed to be dirty.   

    Ohio State fans get to celebrate 2 really clean National Championships.  There's nothing like it Woody!  I understand why so you're so resentful.  

    Cheers!

  • MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by
    #98

    @flugel aaaaaand the new DL coach is gone. What a moron

    We have arguably the best DT duo in the country next year so hoping we don't fuck up the hire again. 

  • @flugel aaaaaand the new DL coach is gone. What a moron

    We have arguably the best DT duo in the country next year so hoping we don't fuck up the hire again. 

    FlugelF Flugel wrote on last edited by
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    @mld-woody said:

    @flugel aaaaaand the new DL coach is gone. What a moron

    We have arguably the best DT duo in the country next year so hoping we don't fuck up the hire again. 

    Breaking trend a little - I have to agree with that.  #68 is the best DT I saw last year and he's returning.  He'll draw the double teams, which will ease the matchups for your other DT.

  • @mld-woody said:

    @flugel aaaaaand the new DL coach is gone. What a moron

    We have arguably the best DT duo in the country next year so hoping we don't fuck up the hire again. 

    Breaking trend a little - I have to agree with that.  #68 is the best DT I saw last year and he's returning.  He'll draw the double teams, which will ease the matchups for your other DT.

    MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by

    @flugel said:

    Breaking trend a little - I have to agree with that.  #68 is the best DT I saw last year and he's returning.  He'll draw the double teams, which will ease the matchups for your other DT.

    We don't have a #68

    #78 is Kenneth Grant. 6'4" 340 but a freak athlete (chased down PSUs RB). PFF has him as like the 5th best returning DT

    #55 is Mason Graham. He's the real star. Top returning DT to PFF

  • @flugel said:

    Breaking trend a little - I have to agree with that.  #68 is the best DT I saw last year and he's returning.  He'll draw the double teams, which will ease the matchups for your other DT.

    We don't have a #68

    #78 is Kenneth Grant. 6'4" 340 but a freak athlete (chased down PSUs RB). PFF has him as like the 5th best returning DT

    #55 is Mason Graham. He's the real star. Top returning DT to PFF

    FlugelF Flugel wrote on last edited by

    @mld-woody said:

    We don't have a #68

    #78 is Kenneth Grant. 6'4" 340 but a freak athlete (chased down PSUs RB). PFF has him as like the 5th best returning DT

    #55 is Mason Graham. He's the real star. Top returning DT to PFF

    LOL!  Sorry about that!  He was a real big/thick white kid that looked like a Country Strong Conan.  Very impressive - so much so I couldn't remember his number...

  • @mld-woody said:

    We don't have a #68

    #78 is Kenneth Grant. 6'4" 340 but a freak athlete (chased down PSUs RB). PFF has him as like the 5th best returning DT

    #55 is Mason Graham. He's the real star. Top returning DT to PFF

    LOL!  Sorry about that!  He was a real big/thick white kid that looked like a Country Strong Conan.  Very impressive - so much so I couldn't remember his number...

    MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by

    @flugel said:

    LOL!  Sorry about that!  He was a real big/thick white kid that looked like a Country Strong Conan.  Very impressive - so much so I couldn't remember his number...

    Yep, that's Mason Graham. 

  • @mld-woody said:

    Are you drinking this early in the morning? Hopefully not. 

    Funny you have to go back to your domestic abuser protecting coach. You know, the guy that coached multiple murderers at Florida. The guy probably at some bar right now attempting to finger random chicks? Oh please, tell us about Meyer...

    And you can keep living on that asterisk dream as much as you'd like. Fun stuff came out of it, like evidence OSU was sharing signs too. Oh well, I'm sure Day and Co gave it their best shot, and they got what they wanted, no more Boogeyman Harbaugh in Ann arbor.

    Day can do it this year! For sure!

    Jimmy Johnson, I mean Jimmy Harbaugh, couldn't wait to get out of there.  It's hard to keep the cheaters straight but they both did the same sprint to the NFL.  All that and he only gave you 1 National Championship.  Ohio State has 2 in the new millennium.

    Browns149B Browns149 wrote on last edited by

    @flugel said:

    Jimmy Johnson, I mean Jimmy Harbaugh, couldn't wait to get out of there.  It's hard to keep the cheaters straight but they both did the same sprint to the NFL.  All that and he only gave you 1 National Championship.  Ohio State has 2 in the new millennium.

    And the 1 title is marred by a cheating scandal. 

  • @flugel said:

    Jimmy Johnson, I mean Jimmy Harbaugh, couldn't wait to get out of there.  It's hard to keep the cheaters straight but they both did the same sprint to the NFL.  All that and he only gave you 1 National Championship.  Ohio State has 2 in the new millennium.

    And the 1 title is marred by a cheating scandal. 

    MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by

    @browns149 said:

    And the 1 title is marred by a cheating scandal. 

    To literally only delusional OSU fans, but hey, whatever you gotta tell yourself I guess. 

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  • MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by

    Ryan "I'm tough!" Day

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  • Ryan "I'm tough!" Day

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    FlugelF Flugel wrote on last edited by

    @mld-woody said:

    Ryan "I'm tough!" Day

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    Yeah, he's off to a much better start than Jim Harbaugh was at Michigan.  How many years in a row did Harbaugh lose to Ohio State?  ?

  • @mld-woody said:

    Ryan "I'm tough!" Day

    Screenshot_20240319_152625_Instagram.jpg

    Yeah, he's off to a much better start than Jim Harbaugh was at Michigan.  How many years in a row did Harbaugh lose to Ohio State?  ?

    MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by

    @flugel said:

    Yeah, he's off to a much better start than Jim Harbaugh was at Michigan.  How many years in a row did Harbaugh lose to Ohio State?  ?

    I'd take the time to explain the difference in these two situations, and that Day started with a Ferrari, that he's since driven off the road into a ditch...

    ... But I have a feeling you aren't going to listen to any of it

    Hey, maybe this year when Day gets into a public argument with an elderly old man he'll have this sign to show how tough he is! Hahaha

    Go blue. National champions 

  • @flugel said:

    Yeah, he's off to a much better start than Jim Harbaugh was at Michigan.  How many years in a row did Harbaugh lose to Ohio State?  ?

    I'd take the time to explain the difference in these two situations, and that Day started with a Ferrari, that he's since driven off the road into a ditch...

    ... But I have a feeling you aren't going to listen to any of it

    Hey, maybe this year when Day gets into a public argument with an elderly old man he'll have this sign to show how tough he is! Hahaha

    Go blue. National champions 

    FlugelF Flugel wrote on last edited by

    @mld-woody said:

    I'd take the time to explain the difference in these two situations, and that Day started with a Ferrari, that he's since driven off the road into a ditch...

    You started with an excuse?  Check mate. ?

  • Dutch OvenD Dutch Oven wrote on last edited by

    Can you imagine being Woody, seriously though?

    His life IS Ann Arbor's football team. It got its ass handed to it by Ohio State for two decades.

    TWO DECADES. 

    Then out of nowhere his beloved team finally slays its master. He can FINALLY walk around in his blue and piss yellow with pride.

    Then he finds out his team was cheating its ass off.

    Must be soul-crushing. ?

  • @mld-woody said:

    I'd take the time to explain the difference in these two situations, and that Day started with a Ferrari, that he's since driven off the road into a ditch...

    You started with an excuse?  Check mate. ?

    MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by

    @flugel said:

    You started with an excuse?  Check mate. ?

    Tell me why OSU lost to Michigan this year