I Guarantee a Browns win on Sunday

DeadWombat

A round of Browns kool-aide for everyone! Aten is buying!

hiwaygal

@vegasdogg said:
We couldn't trap a small mouse with a block of cheese. We are what we are - can't run or pass, can't stop the run or pass. I'm amazed we can dress ourselves for the game.

Awww...come on Vegas!!!

You know sometimes jello seems to take a long time to get to that perfect springy, swingy, jello-y stage...

We're gonna get there this week!!!

AZBrowns

I have seen nothing since the first half of the first game that leads me to believe the Browns are winning this weekend. Sorry, not buying it.

BrownIndian

If you are going to look at it from a different perspective , you can say that one of the Browns will surely win, so guaranteeing a "Browns" win is a safe bet.

bonedawg

The only way the Browns win this Sunday is if the teams agree to swap uniforms.

hiwaygal

@.mz said:
Are we talking football or Mangini's man-boobs here?

well, I certainly wasn't talking about boobs

ATENEARS

@brownindian said:
If you are going to look at it from a different perspective , you can say that one of the Browns will surely win, so guaranteeing a "Browns" win is a safe bet.

I'm guaranteeing that the team lead by Brady Quinn (and/or Derek Anderson) and coached by Mangini is going to win this game.

After this game, there will be talk about how the Ravens Defense has aged, how Ray Lewis may have made his "last play" in San Deigo ... and a Browns QB is going to emerge.

AZBrowns

@atenears said:
I'm guaranteeing that the team lead by Brady Quinn (and/or Derek Anderson) and coached by Mangini is going to win this game.
After this game, there will be talk about how the Ravens Defense has aged, how Ray Lewis may have made his "last play" in San Deigo ... and a Browns QB is going to emerge.

I agree, but Stan, why are you going to be watching my Madden game Sunday morning rather than the real game is the question.....

WVBrownsfan

Hey, why not ? The Ravens have a big game next week against the Pats and may get caught looking ahead to that one. Browns win with an offensive explosion of two TD's.

Browns - 20

Ravens - 17

GroundGame27

Yeah right. Keep dreaming. Browns will go 0-16 this year, and being a browns fan I hope they do. They suck hard!

GroundGame27

I love the optision but let's face the truth, the browns suck and cannot beat the ravens no matter how bad of a game they have. I'm just saying, don't get your hopes up. You will thank me Sunday night!

NigelTufnel

@groundgame27 said:
I love the optision but let's face the truth, the browns suck and cannot beat the ravens no matter how bad of a game they have. I'm just saying, don't get your hopes up. You will thank me Sunday night!

medicineman

I hope Stan is right but don't forget they have O.J. jr. Now don't get me wrong I Don't like Ray Lewis but the guy will not let his team put their guards down. Im not saying we wont win Im just saying it will be a tough win

Brownshirt

@nigeltufnel said:

Thanks for klaireiffying what we are lacking on this team is optision.

GroundGame27

@brownshirt said:
Thanks for klaireiffying what we are lacking on this team is optision.

haha, Cleveland fans are Retarded, well at least the ones who think we are going to win. Screw the browns. They will always suck

GroundGame27

@brownshirt said:
Thanks for klaireiffying what we are lacking on this team is optision.

haha, Cleveland fans are Retarded, well at least the ones who think we are going to win. Screw the browns. They will always suck

Brownshirt

@groundgame27 said:
haha, Cleveland fans are Retarded, well at least the ones who think we are going to win. Screw the browns. They will always suck

I was going to add in my post you are a douche, but you just did it for me.

grimmreaper3

@bonedawg said:
The level of delusion in this thread has reached critical mass.

Dictionary.com said:
fa·nat·ic (fə-nāt'ĭk)
n. A person marked or motivated by an extreme, unreasoning enthusiasm, as for a cause.

It's a part of fandom. We're allowed to be irrational. Get over it.

NigelTufnel

@groundgame27 said:
haha, Cleveland fans are Retarded, well at least the ones who think we are going to win. Screw the browns. They will always suck

He was poking fun at your horribly failed attempt at spelling, you jackass. What the shit is an optision anyway? Optimism? Optician? You're a douche nozzle? Yes. Yes, you are.

GroundGame27

@nigeltufnel said:
He was poking fun at your horribly failed attempt at spelling, you jackass. What the shit is an optision anyway? Optimism? Optician? You're a douche nozzle? Yes. Yes, you are.

oh my... this is too funny! I guess I should have said that you people have a warped perspective on reality. lol. Anyhow, I love that my post has gotten so much attention. Glad to see you care, really glad. I will say it again though jusssttt in case you weren't able to read the entire thing... The Cleveland Clowns suck and always will. Keep up your hope for a win every week, but it's not going to come. They have a word for this Browns fans...it's called insanity - doing the same thing expecting different results. So it is fair to say that Cleveland Browns fans are insane. Good luck with that sparky. haha. Maybe it's time for you to get on some medication. We need people who know the difference from reality to la-la land. Thanks for all the love you have given me. I love it!! Keep the responses coming!