Real life facts from the farm - for the woodpecker
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*FART* *FART*
sorry, but you don't give orders around here, woodpecker. You deserve responses because you keep trying to be a belligerent big bird in every discussion, but you keep making yourself look like a yellow bellied sapsucker with steroid rage. You ridiculed how I nearly died as a kid again again, long before I totally gave up trying to respect you.
Have a nice woodpecker day anyways. get back to work maybe.
sorry, but you don't give orders around here, woodpecker. You deserve responses because you keep trying to be a belligerent big bird in every discussion, but you keep making yourself look like a yellow bellied sapsucker with steroid rage. You ridiculed how I nearly died as a kid again again, long before I totally gave up trying to respect you.
Have a nice woodpecker day anyways. get back to work maybe.
You’ve referenced this story of almost dying as a kid before. Is this the same as the magic donkey story? I missed all of this but l gotta admit it’s very interesting. Are you willing to share the tale again, or at least link the original telling?
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sorry, but you don't give orders around here, woodpecker. You deserve responses because you keep trying to be a belligerent big bird in every discussion, but you keep making yourself look like a yellow bellied sapsucker with steroid rage. You ridiculed how I nearly died as a kid again again, long before I totally gave up trying to respect you.
Have a nice woodpecker day anyways. get back to work maybe.
You’ve referenced this story of almost dying as a kid before. Is this the same as the magic donkey story? I missed all of this but l gotta admit it’s very interesting. Are you willing to share the tale again, or at least link the original telling?
You’ve referenced this story of almost dying as a kid before. Is this the same as the magic donkey story? I missed all of this but l gotta admit it’s very interesting. Are you willing to share the tale again, or at least link the original telling?
Yep, that's the story
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*FART* *FART*
sorry, but you don't give orders around here, woodpecker. You deserve responses because you keep trying to be a belligerent big bird in every discussion, but you keep making yourself look like a yellow bellied sapsucker with steroid rage. You ridiculed how I nearly died as a kid again again, long before I totally gave up trying to respect you.
Have a nice woodpecker day anyways. get back to work maybe.
sorry, but you don't give orders around here, woodpecker. You deserve responses because you keep trying to be a belligerent big bird in every discussion, but you keep making yourself look like a yellow bellied sapsucker with steroid rage. You ridiculed how I nearly died as a kid again again, long before I totally gave up trying to respect you.
Have a nice woodpecker day anyways. get back to work maybe.
Starting now Cal. Don't reference me out of nowhere in a thread. Don't put me in a thread title. Etc.
Show us how much you don't care that I'm here by not bringing me up
Starting now
Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody! -
sorry, but you don't give orders around here, woodpecker. You deserve responses because you keep trying to be a belligerent big bird in every discussion, but you keep making yourself look like a yellow bellied sapsucker with steroid rage. You ridiculed how I nearly died as a kid again again, long before I totally gave up trying to respect you.
Have a nice woodpecker day anyways. get back to work maybe.
Starting now Cal. Don't reference me out of nowhere in a thread. Don't put me in a thread title. Etc.
Show us how much you don't care that I'm here by not bringing me up
Starting now
Starting now Cal. Don't reference me out of nowhere in a thread. Don't put me in a thread title. Etc.
Show us how much you don't care that I'm here by not bringing me up
Starting now
Quit trying to start drama you immature little asshole!... Grow up you pussy!
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sorry, but you don't give orders around here, woodpecker. You deserve responses because you keep trying to be a belligerent big bird in every discussion, but you keep making yourself look like a yellow bellied sapsucker with steroid rage. You ridiculed how I nearly died as a kid again again, long before I totally gave up trying to respect you.
Have a nice woodpecker day anyways. get back to work maybe.
Starting now Cal. Don't reference me out of nowhere in a thread. Don't put me in a thread title. Etc.
Show us how much you don't care that I'm here by not bringing me up
Starting now
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woodpecker translation:
"but I seen it in movies and peck peck ***FART***, they make guns invisible and
silent because peck peck peck ***FART***"
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and, the assassin in Michigan?
read on. He wanted Walz to run for Senate. This surely will result in
just another woodpecker twisted beak episode.....
New: Details of Minnesota Assassin's Letter Revealed, and It's Pretty Clear Why the Story Disappeared
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At the time, there was a lot of conflicting information about what may have motivated Boelter, with Republicans being broadly blamed by the press and Democrats because of who the targets were. Networks like MSNBC and CNN went so far as to directly point the finger at President Donald Trump. Yet, a letter that was found the day of the shootings in Boelter's car points in a completely different direction.
According to the Star Tribune, Minnesota's largest newspaper, Boelter believed he was operating under orders from Democrat Gov. Tim Walz, best known for his role as Kamala Harris' running mate during the 2024 election.
Boelter claimed he needed to kill Klobuchar so Walz could run for the U.S. Senate. Walz isn't running for the Senate - he opted against it earlier this year and is mulling running for a third term as governor. The letter is incoherent, 1.5 pages long, confusing and hard to read.
— Ryan Faircloth (@RyanFaircloth) June 20, 2025" -
Yep, I nailed it. We have to wonder if the woodpecker's brain is as twisted...
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I thought we could be your very strange obsession with me. I guess not
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Gosh, yet ANOTHER one of woodpecker's "people who are illegal who just came here to have a better life"
US attorney narrowly escapes knife attack by illegal immigrant, blames New York's sanctuary policies
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sorry, but you don't give orders around here, woodpecker. You deserve responses because you keep trying to be a belligerent big bird in every discussion, but you keep making yourself look like a yellow bellied sapsucker with steroid rage. You ridiculed how I nearly died as a kid again again, long before I totally gave up trying to respect you.
Have a nice woodpecker day anyways. get back to work maybe.
Starting now Cal. Don't reference me out of nowhere in a thread. Don't put me in a thread title. Etc.
Show us how much you don't care that I'm here by not bringing me up
Starting now
Starting now Cal. Don't reference me out of nowhere in a thread. Don't put me in a thread title. Etc.
Show us how much you don't care that I'm here by not bringing me up
Starting now
You guys are basically the power couple of the poli board. Without you, this place would be half of what it is.
It might be deserving of a power couple name.
Calfoody?
Woodox?
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a very good article about the tariffs vs the farce of "free trade"
https://www.theblaze.com/trumps-tariffs-take-a-flamethrower-to-the-free-trade-lie
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Say, how about illegals caught in a raid, who were doing a big
stolen ID business?
I guess sissy woodpecker wants to whine that they, too "just wanted to come here for a better life"
Massive identity theft scheme led by illegal immigrants uncovered after raid at meatpacking plant
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Real facts - Iran had to be stopped from creating terrorism around the world.
Now, Israel has hit new targets:
Boom: Israel Delivers Another Big Message to Iran With What It Just Hit in Major Strikes
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According to the military, the strikes hit the Basij headquarters in Tehran, which it said “serves as one of the bases of power of the IRGC and is responsible, among other things, for enforcing Islamic code and reporting civilians who violate it to the authorities.”
Additionally, the strikes hit the Alborz Corps, which the military said is “responsible for protecting several cities in Tehran Province from various threats and preserving regime stability,” along with the Iranian internal security forces’ intelligence and general security police.
The IDF also said it struck the Thar-Allah Headquarters of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, which is “tasked with defending Tehran against security threats, including internal threats,” and the IRGC’s Sayyid al-Shuhada Corps, which it said was “responsible for homeland defense, including the suppression of internal threats such as protests and unrest in Tehran.”
Additional strikes in Tehran hit the headquarters of Iran’s internal security forces’ information security unit. The IDF said the unit was “responsible for monitoring personnel within the internal security forces, and overseeing the control and supervision of information and communications within the organization."
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for the woodpecker - poetic justice.
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