WOOF WOOF: Fantasy Football Follies, week 10

kshutchins

I appreciate very much everybody's kind comments about the summaries that are posted each week but there's no way I could do any of it without the massive help given to me by the commissioners, Beanpot, Tom Flugel, and Heidi. Heidi, in particular, has gone out of her way to spend tremendous time compiling news and notes. I really didn't do her justice this week because I got on a roll writing about playoffs and completely overlooked half of what she sent me (Sorry, Heidi!). Here's a sample of what the commissioners have to give me each week to make all this possible for you geeks. Be sure to scroll down and read Heidi's notes. They're terrific!!

My Helmet's 2 Tight

56 Final

Illegal Procedure

87

My Helmet's 2 Tight Leaders: Roddy White 15, Ronnie Brown 13

Illegal Procedure Leaders: Eddie Royal 22, Ricky Williams 16

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DaManBeagles

58 Final

wrfootball82

84

# DaManBeagles Leaders: Antonio Gates 18, David Garrard 16

# wrfootball82 Leaders: Donovan McNabb 21, Kevin Smith 14

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Corky Crennels Byah!

84 Final

dirty hands

92

# Corky Crennels Byah! Leaders: Thomas Jones 27, Matt Jones 9

# dirty hands Leaders: Tony Gonzalez 29, Brandon Jacobs 18

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Team DangeRuss

94 Final

2yy4u

66

# Team DangeRuss Leaders: Matt Stover 17, Hines Ward 16

# 2yy4u Leaders: Kurt Warner Leaders: 24, Dallas Clark 10

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Brownsfaninkorea

126 Final

Season Ending Injury

46

# Brownsfaninkorea Leaders: Matt Forte 20, Reggie Wayne 19

# Season Ending Injury Leaders: Michael Turner 13, Andre Johnson 11

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Blitzburgh

101 Final

vdogrowz

97

# Blitzburgh Leaders: Jay Cutler 25, Mewelde Moore 24

# vdogrowz Leaders: Anquan Boldin 26, Maurice Jones-Drew 25

Notes:

1)Team DangeRuss played RB Chris Jhonson (3) in favor of DeAngelo Williams (16)

2)Brownsfaninkorea played beautifully this week with the league leading score of 126 pts leaving Season Ending Injury stunned and wondering wha' happened?

3) In a procedure of his own, Illegal Procedure chose to leave WR Wes Welker (17) sitting while playing Laveranues Coles (1). Guess they didn't need those 16 extra pts.

4) Season Ending Injury had a tough week. They did not have much to work with. 3 players were on Bye week. They did leave RB Earnest Graham in the line up on his Bye week with no one on the bench to fill in. And RB T.J. Ducket scored a (0) for the battered Season Ending Injury.

5) Living up to their name, My Helmet's 2 Tight played QB Derek Anderson for (0) pts this week. It wouldn't have mattered because their 2nd QB Jason Campbell also scored zilch.

6) For reasons unknown to the commish, Corky Crennels byah! left 27 pts sitting with Kellen Winslow. Has Corky given up already?

7) DaManBeagles in the doghouse by leaving Laurence Maroney who is on the IR after shoulder surgery while Julius Jones was available to play even though he only earned 7 pts. He also made the bonehead (get it? DaManBeagles = BONEhead) move of leaving WR T.J. Houshmandzadeh (how do they get that to fit on his jersey?) in the line up. Although his other WRs scored (0), he could have looked for a replacement? What do I know?

Wake up League 4.

Standings:

Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Streak Waiver Moves

1. Team DangeRuss 7-3-0 .700 879 W-3 7 7

2. Brownsfaninkorea 6-4-0 .600 862 W-1 1 4

3. Illegal Procedure 6-4-0 .600 806 W-1 10 17

4. dirty hands 6-4-0 .600 767 W-4 6 15

5. Blitzburgh 6-4-0 .600 763 W-5 9 10

6. 2yy4u 5-5-0 .500 837 L-4 12 2

7. Season Ending Injury 5-5-0 .500 756 L-3 3 3

8. wrfootball82 5-5-0 .500 706 W-2 8 4

9. My Helmet's 2 Tight 4-6-0 .400 673 L-1 2 3

10. Corky Crennels Byah! 4-6-0 .400 650 L-1 11 26

11. vdogrowz 3-7-0 .300 812 L-2 4 22

12. DaManBeagles 3-7-0 .300 610 L-2 5 -

Cowsrus

Please don't apologize Kathy. Seriously, you are the one who takes what we send and turn it into a great read. You are really appreciated and do a great job. I for one look forward to the report and it was important to bring up the playoffs. It is after all getting close to them already.

Keep us informed and laughing!

Heidi

Flugel

@kshutchins said:
I appreciate very much everybody's kind comments about the summaries that are posted each week but there's no way I could do any of it without the massive help given to me by the commissioners, Beanpot, Tom Flugel, and Heidi. Heidi, in particular, has gone out of her way to spend tremendous time compiling news and notes. I really didn't do her justice this week because I got on a roll writing about playoffs and completely overlooked half of what she sent me (Sorry, Heidi!). Here's a sample of what the commissioners have to give me each week to make all this possible for you geeks. Be sure to scroll down and read Heidi's notes. They're terrific!!
My Helmet's 2 Tight

56 Final

Illegal Procedure

87

My Helmet's 2 Tight Leaders: Roddy White 15, Ronnie Brown 13

Illegal Procedure Leaders: Eddie Royal 22, Ricky Williams 16

#

DaManBeagles

58 Final

wrfootball82

84

# DaManBeagles Leaders: Antonio Gates 18, David Garrard 16

# wrfootball82 Leaders: Donovan McNabb 21, Kevin Smith 14

#

Corky Crennels Byah!

84 Final

dirty hands

92

# Corky Crennels Byah! Leaders: Thomas Jones 27, Matt Jones 9

# dirty hands Leaders: Tony Gonzalez 29, Brandon Jacobs 18

#

Team DangeRuss

94 Final

2yy4u

66

# Team DangeRuss Leaders: Matt Stover 17, Hines Ward 16

# 2yy4u Leaders: Kurt Warner Leaders: 24, Dallas Clark 10

#

Brownsfaninkorea

126 Final

Season Ending Injury

46

# Brownsfaninkorea Leaders: Matt Forte 20, Reggie Wayne 19

# Season Ending Injury Leaders: Michael Turner 13, Andre Johnson 11

#

Blitzburgh

101 Final

vdogrowz

97

# Blitzburgh Leaders: Jay Cutler 25, Mewelde Moore 24

# vdogrowz Leaders: Anquan Boldin 26, Maurice Jones-Drew 25

Notes:

1)Team DangeRuss played RB Chris Jhonson (3) in favor of DeAngelo Williams (16)

2)Brownsfaninkorea played beautifully this week with the league leading score of 126 pts leaving Season Ending Injury stunned and wondering wha' happened?

3) In a procedure of his own, Illegal Procedure chose to leave WR Wes Welker (17) sitting while playing Laveranues Coles (1). Guess they didn't need those 16 extra pts.

4) Season Ending Injury had a tough week. They did not have much to work with. 3 players were on Bye week. They did leave RB Earnest Graham in the line up on his Bye week with no one on the bench to fill in. And RB T.J. Ducket scored a (0) for the battered Season Ending Injury.

5) Living up to their name, My Helmet's 2 Tight played QB Derek Anderson for (0) pts this week. It wouldn't have mattered because their 2nd QB Jason Campbell also scored zilch.

6) For reasons unknown to the commish, Corky Crennels byah! left 27 pts sitting with Kellen Winslow. Has Corky given up already?

7) DaManBeagles in the doghouse by leaving Laurence Maroney who is on the IR after shoulder surgery while Julius Jones was available to play even though he only earned 7 pts. He also made the bonehead (get it? DaManBeagles = BONEhead) move of leaving WR T.J. Houshmandzadeh (how do they get that to fit on his jersey?) in the line up. Although his other WRs scored (0), he could have looked for a replacement? What do I know?

Wake up League 4.

Standings:

Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Streak Waiver Moves

1. Team DangeRuss 7-3-0 .700 879 W-3 7 7

2. Brownsfaninkorea 6-4-0 .600 862 W-1 1 4

3. Illegal Procedure 6-4-0 .600 806 W-1 10 17

4. dirty hands 6-4-0 .600 767 W-4 6 15

5. Blitzburgh 6-4-0 .600 763 W-5 9 10

6. 2yy4u 5-5-0 .500 837 L-4 12 2

7. Season Ending Injury 5-5-0 .500 756 L-3 3 3

8. wrfootball82 5-5-0 .500 706 W-2 8 4

9. My Helmet's 2 Tight 4-6-0 .400 673 L-1 2 3

10. Corky Crennels Byah! 4-6-0 .400 650 L-1 11 26

11. vdogrowz 3-7-0 .300 812 L-2 4 22

12. DaManBeagles 3-7-0 .300 610 L-2 5 -

Flugel

WOW! That's an excellent job by Heidi! Hats off to all the teams in League 3 - for having about 10 teams in the playoff hunt. Those Choo Choos are on fire!!!!!

- Tom F.

Cowsrus

@flugel said:
WOW! That's an excellent job by Heidi! Hats off to all the teams in League 3 - for having about 10 teams in the playoff hunt. Those Choo Choos are on fire!!!!!
- Tom F.

Thanks Tom, I appreciate that.

Wow! 10 teams in your league in line for the playoffs? That is gonna be interesting to watch and see what happens Tom! You seem to be doing a good job at your commish position. Congrats. Ever done it before?

Heidi

rich4eagle

@cowsrus said:
Thanks Tom, I appreciate that.
Wow! 10 teams in your league in line for the playoffs? That is gonna be interesting to watch and see what happens Tom! You seem to be doing a good job at your commish position. Congrats. Ever done it before?

Heidi

Heidi is the greatest one supreme trooper.................She is a force which needs to reckoned with in fantasy sports

Riffer X

Thanks to Heidi, Kathy and all the commissioners who go the extra mile for the rest of us. I got suckered into 5 different leagues of varying types this year but stuff like this helps me maintain interest.

PS Team DangeRuss is on a mission, and unlike the Browns, we don't have any quitters in this organization.

Guest

mz. said:
Well done, as always.
The Pants are looking might nifty with the return/unveiling of PPR stud Reggie Bush on the horizon...

Blargh. I got Matt Casseled by 2-win Huskymania (wonder who that might be?) yesterday. Have some major ground to make up...

Cowsrus

@riffer-x said:
Thanks to Heidi, Kathy and all the commissioners who go the extra mile for the rest of us. I got suckered into 5 different leagues of varying types this year but stuff like this helps me maintain interest.
PS Team DangeRuss is on a mission, and unlike the Browns, we don't have any quitters in this organization.

You're doing a great job with your team Russ! You and Brownsfaninkorea are both DangeRuss teams in the league.

Heidi

Fan Of STEEL 1

Great write up as usual Kathy. And, you even mentioned that pesky STEELER fan made it back to second place, on his way to first.