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  • I believe the new Browns HC will draft a qb. 

    Sanders has talent, but he seems a few? years away from

    getting away from the ingrained faults he has, if he ever does. 

    It won't be the first or second round. 

    A name like.... Mark Gronkowski. qb.

    Has the arm, love for the game, mobility, dual threat,

    accuracy, decision making....

    like a poor man's Josh Allen, says I.

    Without all the baggage that Sanders has....

    I wonder how high he will go. My bet - higher than 

    Sanders did. 4th round? Late third? Any guesses?

      

    @calfoxwc said:

    I wonder how high he will go. My bet - higher than 

    Sanders did. 

    How much are we betting?

  • @calfoxwc said:

    I wonder how high he will go. My bet - higher than 

    Sanders did. 

    How much are we betting?

    @tiamat63 said:

    How much are we betting?

    a quart of dandelion or pine needle tea, your choice.

  • I believe the new Browns HC will draft a qb. 

    Sanders has talent, but he seems a few? years away from

    getting away from the ingrained faults he has, if he ever does. 

    It won't be the first or second round. 

    A name like.... Mark Gronkowski. qb.

    Has the arm, love for the game, mobility, dual threat,

    accuracy, decision making....

    like a poor man's Josh Allen, says I.

    Without all the baggage that Sanders has....

    I wonder how high he will go. My bet - higher than 

    Sanders did. 4th round? Late third? Any guesses?

      

    @calfoxwc said:

    I believe the new Browns HC will draft a qb. 

    Sanders has talent, but he seems a few? years away from

    getting away from the ingrained faults he has, if he ever does. 

    It won't be the first or second round. 

    A name like.... Mark Gronkowski. qb.

    Has the arm, love for the game, mobility, dual threat,

    accuracy, decision making....

    like a poor man's Josh Allen, says I.

    Without all the baggage that Sanders has....

    I wonder how high he will go. My bet - higher than 

    Sanders did. 4th round? Late third? Any guesses?

      

    A guy who will turn 25 during his rookie season who threw for all of 1500 or so yards, 8 touchdowns and 6 interceptions at Iowa in what would be like his sixth year of college isn’t a poor man’s Josh Allen. 
     

    Yes, he played in BFE South Dakota during his college career, and he’s white, but that’s about it. Not sure how cal comes up with his patented “this player has a love for the game” but I’d be honestly surprised he gets drafted. We’ll see.

  • @tiamat63 said:

    How much are we betting?

    a quart of dandelion or pine needle tea, your choice.

    @calfoxwc said:

    a quart of dandelion or pine needle tea, your choice.

    I would opt for the pine needle tea. Dandelions are out of season. Pine needles never go out of season.

  • @calfoxwc said:

    a quart of dandelion or pine needle tea, your choice.

    I would opt for the pine needle tea. Dandelions are out of season. Pine needles never go out of season.

    @ibleedbrown said:

    I would opt for the pine needle tea. Dandelions are out of season. Pine needles never go out of season.

    I’d hope to lose the bet, honestly.

  • @ibleedbrown said:

    I would opt for the pine needle tea. Dandelions are out of season. Pine needles never go out of season.

    I’d hope to lose the bet, honestly.

    @dutch-oven said:

    I’d hope to lose the bet, honestly.

    Yeah but then you’d have to deal with figuring out how to make pine needle tea. Fuck all that. 

  • @tiamat63 said:

    How much are we betting?

    a quart of dandelion or pine needle tea, your choice.

    @calfoxwc said:

    a quart of dandelion or pine needle tea, your choice.

    How about the finest pack of root beer money can buy. 

  • @calfoxwc said:

    a quart of dandelion or pine needle tea, your choice.

    How about the finest pack of root beer money can buy. 

    @tiamat63 said:

    How about the finest pack of root beer money can buy. 

    A&W  ??

  • @dutch-oven said:

    I’d hope to lose the bet, honestly.

    Yeah but then you’d have to deal with figuring out how to make pine needle tea. Fuck all that. 

    @ibleedbrown said:

    Yeah but then you’d have to deal with figuring out how to make pine needle tea. Fuck all that. 

    Making Pine needle tea is easy..

  • @ibleedbrown said:

    Yeah but then you’d have to deal with figuring out how to make pine needle tea. Fuck all that. 

    Making Pine needle tea is easy..

    @nickers said:

    Making Pine needle tea is easy..

    It probably is. It’s just steeping dried pine needles in hot water yeah? Not everyone has pine trees on their property though. I can already tell by Tiamat’s counteroffer that he doesn’t want to deal with making pine needle tea, haha. 

  • @tiamat63 said:

    How about the finest pack of root beer money can buy. 

    A&W  ??

    @orion said:

    A&W  ??

    Oh hell no, there’s way better root beer out there than A&W. 

    Anyone tried Sprechers? Out of Milwaukee.

  • @nickers said:

    Making Pine needle tea is easy..

    It probably is. It’s just steeping dried pine needles in hot water yeah? Not everyone has pine trees on their property though. I can already tell by Tiamat’s counteroffer that he doesn’t want to deal with making pine needle tea, haha. 

    @ibleedbrown said:

    It probably is. It’s just steeping dried pine needles in hot water yeah? Not everyone has pine trees on their property though. I can already tell by Tiamat’s counteroffer that he doesn’t want to deal with making pine needle tea, haha. 

    My Brother lives by the Holden Arboretum so I can get all of the Pine needles I desire.. Not that I would do that... Incidentally... Pine Cones make a great fire starter as does Fatwood..

  • @ibleedbrown said:

    It probably is. It’s just steeping dried pine needles in hot water yeah? Not everyone has pine trees on their property though. I can already tell by Tiamat’s counteroffer that he doesn’t want to deal with making pine needle tea, haha. 

    My Brother lives by the Holden Arboretum so I can get all of the Pine needles I desire.. Not that I would do that... Incidentally... Pine Cones make a great fire starter as does Fatwood..

    @nickers said:

    My Brother lives by the Holden Arboretum so I can get all of the Pine needles I desire.. Not that I would do that... Incidentally... Pine Cones make a great fire starter as does Fatwood..

    Fatwood? Other than a nickname for my dick, what is Fatwood?

  • @nickers said:

    My Brother lives by the Holden Arboretum so I can get all of the Pine needles I desire.. Not that I would do that... Incidentally... Pine Cones make a great fire starter as does Fatwood..

    Fatwood? Other than a nickname for my dick, what is Fatwood?

    @ibleedbrown said:

    Fatwood? Other than a nickname for my dick, what is Fatwood?

    This is Fatwood from a Pine tree that I harvested last summer... In the center just below the outer bark is natural pine tar which is an awesome fire extender..

    Fatwood.jpg

  • @tiamat63 said:

    How about the finest pack of root beer money can buy. 

    A&W  ??

    @orion said:

    A&W  ??

    I don't know, man. I despise root beer.   Apparently I'm un-American.  

    Root beer. 

    Mayo. 

    Bob Segar. 

    All no go's for me. 

  • @calfoxwc said:

    a quart of dandelion or pine needle tea, your choice.

    How about the finest pack of root beer money can buy. 

    @tiamat63 said:

    How about the finest pack of root beer money can buy. 

    I've cut back on soda - high fructose corn syrup etc etc.

    I can make white pine needle sprite. It actually does work.

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  • The new head coach will be learning some 

    Japanese language to establish some further communication

    with Garrett:

    https://www.facebook.com/reel/1250675193567096

  • @orion said:

    A&W  ??

    I don't know, man. I despise root beer.   Apparently I'm un-American.  

    Root beer. 

    Mayo. 

    Bob Segar. 

    All no go's for me. 

    @tiamat63 said:

    I don't know, man. I despise root beer.   Apparently I'm un-American.  

    Root beer. 

    Mayo. 

    Bob Segar. 

    All no go's for me. 

    *Bob Seger

  • @orion said:

    A&W  ??

    I don't know, man. I despise root beer.   Apparently I'm un-American.  

    Root beer. 

    Mayo. 

    Bob Segar. 

    All no go's for me. 

    @tiamat63 said:

    I don't know, man. I despise 

    Root beer.   My departed best friend loved A&W

    Mayo.   Hellman's Real Mayo is the way to go.   Cains is awful.

    Bob Segar.   Mrs. Wife likes him.

    All no go's for me. 

    I think Seger did some stuff with Duane Allman.

  • @orion said:

    A&W  ??

    I don't know, man. I despise root beer.   Apparently I'm un-American.  

    Root beer. 

    Mayo. 

    Bob Segar. 

    All no go's for me. 

    @tiamat63 said:

    I don't know, man. I despise root beer.   Apparently I'm un-American.  

    Root beer. 

    Mayo. 

    Bob Segar. 

    All no go's for me. 

    I would argue that mayo isn’t actually American. It’s more of a French inspired thing. The most American thing to do is middle finger mayo. 

    It’s kinky, l know.