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  • 1 Watson. If he’s really healthy he is better then the other guys

    2 the best Tackle and the best Wr

    3 Jim Brown

    4 not interested in Mendoza

    5 Mendoza

    6 Berea, Ohio  Letart, Wv

    7  66 Cutlass f85 Deluxe

    8 Selma Hayak

    9 England  I want to see a Premier League game in Liverpool 

    10  Browns lost to Joe Montana and the 49ers 41-7 in 1984

  • @sdbacker80 said:

    I think it was a 1989 model 

    Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme.  I drove it for six or seven years into the early 2000s.

    Reliable car the engine and transmission kept well but it mainly fell apart cosmetically - the roof liner sagged and tore open and buttons fell off.  

    We all drove beaters.  That is why I went with a truck.  It was in great mechanical condition and almost looked better with a few dings here and there.  You have show trucks, this was a work truck.  Gramps hauled all sorts of stuff at the end of his working years.  My first great road trip was driving it back from Alabama to Ohio when I was 16.

    @ballpeen said:

    We all drove beaters.  That is why I went with a truck.  It was in great mechanical condition and almost looked better with a few dings here and there.  You have show trucks, this was a work truck.  Gramps hauled all sorts of stuff at the end of his working years.  My first great road trip was driving it back from Alabama to Ohio when I was 16.

    Little different here in the state of Cali Forn IA.  Your beaters often times don’t pass smog tests unless there is an exemption (old classic).  
     

  • We kind of are waiting for free agency and the draft talk to really start, so let's have some fun and answer some questions!

    1. Who will be the starting QB for the opener: a) Shadeur Sanders b) Deshaun Watson c) Dillon Gabriel d) QB not on the roster today

    2. If you could magically add any two players in the upcoming draft on the Browns that is not named Fernando Mendoza, who would they be?

    3. If you could add one retired non-QB Browns player also not named Joe Thomas on this team - dead or alive - who would it be?

    4. Let's say the Raiders for some reason didn't want to draft Mendoza and they called the Browns and told them the #1 pick was available... What would be your best trade offer to Las Vegas? (What would be the most you would give up to get Mendoza?)

    5. What legitimate first round player(s) do you want absolutely NOTHING to do with the Browns drafting?

    6. What city were you born in? Where do you live now?

    7. What was the year/make/model of the first car you bought? (Not a hand-me-down from your parents, but the first car you actually bought?)

    8. Who are your celebrity crushes?

    9. What is your dream vacation? (Somewhere you've never been to)

    10. When did you go to your first Browns game? Who did they play? Add any details from your first Browns game...

    @dutch-oven said:

    1. Who will be the starting QB for the opener: a) Shadeur Sanders b) Deshaun Watson c) Dillon Gabriel d) QB not on the roster today

    2. If you could magically add any two players in the upcoming draft on the Browns that is not named Fernando Mendoza, who would they be?

    3. If you could add one retired non-QB Browns player also not named Joe Thomas on this team - dead or alive - who would it be?

    4. Let's say the Raiders for some reason didn't want to draft Mendoza and they called the Browns and told them the #1 pick was available... What would be your best trade offer to Las Vegas? (What would be the most you would give up to get Mendoza?)

    5. What legitimate first round player(s) do you want absolutely NOTHING to do with the Browns drafting?

    6. What city were you born in? Where do you live now?

    7. What was the year/make/model of the first car you bought? (Not a hand-me-down from your parents, but the first car you actually bought?)

    8. Who are your celebrity crushes?

    9. What is your dream vacation? (Somewhere you've never been to)

    10. When did you go to your first Browns game? Who did they play? Add any details from your first Browns game...

    I tip my hat for the creativity Dutch. Just about every thread devolves into nearly everyone here slinging shit at each other so this is a breath of fresh air.

    I can't talk Browns with anyone else but the group on this board and I prefer to focus on what we all have in common rather than what we do not.

    1. Shadeur Sanders 

    2. Spencer Fano - OT, Olaivavega Ioane - G

    3. Steve Everitt

    4. Gabriel plus the 2026 6th and 2026 7th The Browns need more than a QB to fix this mess.

    5. Whoever bounced around the portal the most and/or played the most in college.

    6. State College, PA; West Central, Indiana

    7. 1996 Ford Ranger, 5 speed manual

    8. The chick in Chuck and Larry, specifically in the movie.

    9. The tree-lined New England countryside in the peak of autumn. 

    10. December 1989 the Browns came to the Hooiser Dome. The Brownies lost 23-17 in OT. I bawled. The whole ride home and the rest of the night.

  • A AP1

    @dutch-oven said:

    1. Who will be the starting QB for the opener: a) Shadeur Sanders b) Deshaun Watson c) Dillon Gabriel d) QB not on the roster today

    2. If you could magically add any two players in the upcoming draft on the Browns that is not named Fernando Mendoza, who would they be?

    3. If you could add one retired non-QB Browns player also not named Joe Thomas on this team - dead or alive - who would it be?

    4. Let's say the Raiders for some reason didn't want to draft Mendoza and they called the Browns and told them the #1 pick was available... What would be your best trade offer to Las Vegas? (What would be the most you would give up to get Mendoza?)

    5. What legitimate first round player(s) do you want absolutely NOTHING to do with the Browns drafting?

    6. What city were you born in? Where do you live now?

    7. What was the year/make/model of the first car you bought? (Not a hand-me-down from your parents, but the first car you actually bought?)

    8. Who are your celebrity crushes?

    9. What is your dream vacation? (Somewhere you've never been to)

    10. When did you go to your first Browns game? Who did they play? Add any details from your first Browns game...

    I tip my hat for the creativity Dutch. Just about every thread devolves into nearly everyone here slinging shit at each other so this is a breath of fresh air.

    I can't talk Browns with anyone else but the group on this board and I prefer to focus on what we all have in common rather than what we do not.

    1. Shadeur Sanders 

    2. Spencer Fano - OT, Olaivavega Ioane - G

    3. Steve Everitt

    4. Gabriel plus the 2026 6th and 2026 7th The Browns need more than a QB to fix this mess.

    5. Whoever bounced around the portal the most and/or played the most in college.

    6. State College, PA; West Central, Indiana

    7. 1996 Ford Ranger, 5 speed manual

    8. The chick in Chuck and Larry, specifically in the movie.

    9. The tree-lined New England countryside in the peak of autumn. 

    10. December 1989 the Browns came to the Hooiser Dome. The Brownies lost 23-17 in OT. I bawled. The whole ride home and the rest of the night.

    @ap1 said:

    I tip my hat for the creativity Dutch. Just about every thread devolves into nearly everyone here slinging shit at each other so this is a breath of fresh air.

    9. The tree-lined New England countryside in the peak of autumn. 

    Well be jealous then because my wife has a sister & her husband living in Lexington, Mass W of Boston that we are visiting for 11 days early Oct with a road trip planned across northern Mass to Williamstown and then up through Vermont over to N. H. and eventually back down to Lexington. And a shorter trip to the coast of R.I. We'll be eating lobster rolls in Boston and Clam chowder in R.I. Pancakes with fresh maple syrup in Vermont.?

  • @ap1 said:

    I tip my hat for the creativity Dutch. Just about every thread devolves into nearly everyone here slinging shit at each other so this is a breath of fresh air.

    9. The tree-lined New England countryside in the peak of autumn. 

    Well be jealous then because my wife has a sister & her husband living in Lexington, Mass W of Boston that we are visiting for 11 days early Oct with a road trip planned across northern Mass to Williamstown and then up through Vermont over to N. H. and eventually back down to Lexington. And a shorter trip to the coast of R.I. We'll be eating lobster rolls in Boston and Clam chowder in R.I. Pancakes with fresh maple syrup in Vermont.?

    @texasag1969 said:

    Well be jealous then because my wife has a sister & her husband living in Lexington, Mass W of Boston that we are visiting for 11 days early Oct with a road trip planned across northern Mass to Williamstown and then up through Vermont over to N. H. and eventually back down to Lexington. And a shorter trip to the coast of R.I. We'll be eating lobster rolls in Boston and Clam chowder in R.I. Pancakes with fresh maple syrup in Vermont.?

  • @texasag1969 said:

    Well be jealous then because my wife has a sister & her husband living in Lexington, Mass W of Boston that we are visiting for 11 days early Oct with a road trip planned across northern Mass to Williamstown and then up through Vermont over to N. H. and eventually back down to Lexington. And a shorter trip to the coast of R.I. We'll be eating lobster rolls in Boston and Clam chowder in R.I. Pancakes with fresh maple syrup in Vermont.?

    @ibleedbrown said:

    My R.I. wife still has difficulty saying "park the car" without leaving out one or both "r"s. LOLOLOL!!

  • @ibleedbrown said:

    My R.I. wife still has difficulty saying "park the car" without leaving out one or both "r"s. LOLOLOL!!

    @texasag1969 said:

    My R.I. wife still has difficulty saying "park the car" without leaving out one or both "r"s. LOLOLOL!!

    Her brain would break if she had to say "Park the car down by the harbor"

  • @ibleedbrown said:

    My R.I. wife still has difficulty saying "park the car" without leaving out one or both "r"s. LOLOLOL!!

    @texasag1969 said:

    My R.I. wife still has difficulty saying "park the car" without leaving out one or both "r"s. LOLOLOL!!

    Imagine if you were in Boston "Pawk the Cahhhhh"

  • We kind of are waiting for free agency and the draft talk to really start, so let's have some fun and answer some questions!

    1. Who will be the starting QB for the opener: a) Shadeur Sanders b) Deshaun Watson c) Dillon Gabriel d) QB not on the roster today

    2. If you could magically add any two players in the upcoming draft on the Browns that is not named Fernando Mendoza, who would they be?

    3. If you could add one retired non-QB Browns player also not named Joe Thomas on this team - dead or alive - who would it be?

    4. Let's say the Raiders for some reason didn't want to draft Mendoza and they called the Browns and told them the #1 pick was available... What would be your best trade offer to Las Vegas? (What would be the most you would give up to get Mendoza?)

    5. What legitimate first round player(s) do you want absolutely NOTHING to do with the Browns drafting?

    6. What city were you born in? Where do you live now?

    7. What was the year/make/model of the first car you bought? (Not a hand-me-down from your parents, but the first car you actually bought?)

    8. Who are your celebrity crushes?

    9. What is your dream vacation? (Somewhere you've never been to)

    10. When did you go to your first Browns game? Who did they play? Add any details from your first Browns game...

    @dutch-oven said:

    We kind of are waiting for free agency and the draft talk to really start, so let's have some fun and answer some questions!

    1. Who will be the starting QB for the opener: a) Shadeur Sanders b) Deshaun Watson c) Dillon Gabriel d) QB not on the roster today, Dions kid

    2. If you could magically add any two players in the upcoming draft on the Browns that is not named Fernando Mendoza, who would they be? Reese and lemon

    3. If you could add one retired non-QB Browns player also not named Joe Thomas on this team - dead or alive - who would it be? dean perry

    4. Let's say the Raiders for some reason didn't want to draft Mendoza and they called the Browns and told them the #1 pick was available... What would be your best trade offer to Las Vegas? (What would be the most you would give up to get Mendoza?) swap picks 1 and 6 . thats it nothing more

    5. What legitimate first round player(s) do you want absolutely NOTHING to do with the Browns drafting? mendoza

    6. What city were you born in? Where do you live now? columbus ohio,oregon city oregon

    7. What was the year/make/model of the first car you bought? (Not a hand-me-down from your parents, but the first car you actually bought?) 74 pinto

    8. Who are your celebrity crushes? elvira 

    9. What is your dream vacation? (Somewhere you've never been to)Clisson, France, to go to the hellfest festival

    10. When did you go to your first Browns game? Who did they play? Add any details from your first Browns game...bengals with my dad for got the year

  • We kind of are waiting for free agency and the draft talk to really start, so let's have some fun and answer some questions!

    1. Who will be the starting QB for the opener: a) Shadeur Sanders b) Deshaun Watson c) Dillon Gabriel d) QB not on the roster today

    2. If you could magically add any two players in the upcoming draft on the Browns that is not named Fernando Mendoza, who would they be?

    3. If you could add one retired non-QB Browns player also not named Joe Thomas on this team - dead or alive - who would it be?

    4. Let's say the Raiders for some reason didn't want to draft Mendoza and they called the Browns and told them the #1 pick was available... What would be your best trade offer to Las Vegas? (What would be the most you would give up to get Mendoza?)

    5. What legitimate first round player(s) do you want absolutely NOTHING to do with the Browns drafting?

    6. What city were you born in? Where do you live now?

    7. What was the year/make/model of the first car you bought? (Not a hand-me-down from your parents, but the first car you actually bought?)

    8. Who are your celebrity crushes?

    9. What is your dream vacation? (Somewhere you've never been to)

    10. When did you go to your first Browns game? Who did they play? Add any details from your first Browns game...

    @dutch-oven said:

    We kind of are waiting for free agency and the draft talk to really start, so let's have some fun and answer some questions!

    1. Who will be the starting QB for the opener: a) Shadeur Sanders b) Deshaun Watson c) Dillon Gabriel d) QB not on the roster today

    2. If you could magically add any two players in the upcoming draft on the Browns that is not named Fernando Mendoza, who would they be?

    3. If you could add one retired non-QB Browns player also not named Joe Thomas on this team - dead or alive - who would it be?

    4. Let's say the Raiders for some reason didn't want to draft Mendoza and they called the Browns and told them the #1 pick was available... What would be your best trade offer to Las Vegas? (What would be the most you would give up to get Mendoza?)

    5. What legitimate first round player(s) do you want absolutely NOTHING to do with the Browns drafting?

    6. What city were you born in? Where do you live now?

    7. What was the year/make/model of the first car you bought? (Not a hand-me-down from your parents, but the first car you actually bought?)

    8. Who are your celebrity crushes?

    9. What is your dream vacation? (Somewhere you've never been to)

    10. When did you go to your first Browns game? Who did they play? Add any details from your first Browns game...

    1. Who will be the starting QB for the opener: a) Shadeur Sanders b) Deshaun Watson c) Dillon Gabriel d) QB not on the roster today   Shedeur Sanders

    2. If you could magically add any two players in the upcoming draft on the Browns that is not named Fernando Mendoza, who would they be?  Olaivavega Ioane & Caleb Lomu/Monroe Freeling

    3. If you could add one retired non-QB Browns player also not named Joe Thomas on this team - dead or alive - who would it be?   Eric Turner or Mike Johnson

    4. Let's say the Raiders for some reason didn't want to draft Mendoza and they called the Browns and told them the #1 pick was available... What would be your best trade offer to Las Vegas? (What would be the most you would give up to get Mendoza?)  Browns 2026 24th overall pick, Shedeur Sanders, Dillon Gabriel, DeShaun Watson, Dawand Jones, Mike Hall Jr, WR Cedric Tillman and Browns 2027 2nd Round pick. 

    5. What legitimate first round player(s) do you want absolutely NOTHING to do with the Browns drafting?  I thought it was OT Kadyn Proctor until I saw his performance at the combine. I could see him playing 4 different spots on the OL so I wouldn't be opposed to him.  If I had to list one it would be DE/Edge Rusher Rueben Bain Jr

    6. What city were you born in? Where do you live now?  Rochester, NY /  Near Tampa, FL

    7. What was the year/make/model of the first car you bought? (Not a hand-me-down from your parents, but the first car you actually bought?) Glad I re-read the specifics.  First car I bought was a Tan Honda Civic in 1996.  

    8. Who are your celebrity crushes? Hollywood Plastic surgeries made monsters out of the 1st 2: Goldie Hawn, Meg Ryan. Others were/are: Raquel Welch, Farrah Fawcett, Michelle Pfeifer,Stevie Nicks, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Love-Hewitt

    9. What is your dream vacation? (Somewhere you've never been to) Dublin, Ireland

    10. When did you go to your first Browns game? 1976 Who did they play? Pittsburgh. Add any details from your first Browns game... Sipe was injured from the cheap shot Lambert gave him on the sideline 2-3 weeks earlier so little known back-up QB David Mays filled and became the winning QB that day.  This was the day Turkey Jones reminded the Steelers he remembered the cheap shot Lambert made on Sipe as he was already getting knocked out of bounds and to the ground by another Steeler Lambert sprinted to hit him with the collision taking place after Sipe was already out of bounds..  Precedent set for the rematch. Bradshaw, being in bounds in the middle of the field in the pocket, got power slammed by Turkey Jones and left the field in an ambulance. His season was over. Here's a cut and paste of why.

    image.png.a9b7cf1fe1e7f66d7bd8d87e3c96b382.png

  • @dutch-oven said:

    We kind of are waiting for free agency and the draft talk to really start, so let's have some fun and answer some questions!

    1. Who will be the starting QB for the opener: a) Shadeur Sanders b) Deshaun Watson c) Dillon Gabriel d) QB not on the roster today

    2. If you could magically add any two players in the upcoming draft on the Browns that is not named Fernando Mendoza, who would they be?

    3. If you could add one retired non-QB Browns player also not named Joe Thomas on this team - dead or alive - who would it be?

    4. Let's say the Raiders for some reason didn't want to draft Mendoza and they called the Browns and told them the #1 pick was available... What would be your best trade offer to Las Vegas? (What would be the most you would give up to get Mendoza?)

    5. What legitimate first round player(s) do you want absolutely NOTHING to do with the Browns drafting?

    6. What city were you born in? Where do you live now?

    7. What was the year/make/model of the first car you bought? (Not a hand-me-down from your parents, but the first car you actually bought?)

    8. Who are your celebrity crushes?

    9. What is your dream vacation? (Somewhere you've never been to)

    10. When did you go to your first Browns game? Who did they play? Add any details from your first Browns game...

    1. Who will be the starting QB for the opener: a) Shadeur Sanders b) Deshaun Watson c) Dillon Gabriel d) QB not on the roster today   Shedeur Sanders

    2. If you could magically add any two players in the upcoming draft on the Browns that is not named Fernando Mendoza, who would they be?  Olaivavega Ioane & Caleb Lomu/Monroe Freeling

    3. If you could add one retired non-QB Browns player also not named Joe Thomas on this team - dead or alive - who would it be?   Eric Turner or Mike Johnson

    4. Let's say the Raiders for some reason didn't want to draft Mendoza and they called the Browns and told them the #1 pick was available... What would be your best trade offer to Las Vegas? (What would be the most you would give up to get Mendoza?)  Browns 2026 24th overall pick, Shedeur Sanders, Dillon Gabriel, DeShaun Watson, Dawand Jones, Mike Hall Jr, WR Cedric Tillman and Browns 2027 2nd Round pick. 

    5. What legitimate first round player(s) do you want absolutely NOTHING to do with the Browns drafting?  I thought it was OT Kadyn Proctor until I saw his performance at the combine. I could see him playing 4 different spots on the OL so I wouldn't be opposed to him.  If I had to list one it would be DE/Edge Rusher Rueben Bain Jr

    6. What city were you born in? Where do you live now?  Rochester, NY /  Near Tampa, FL

    7. What was the year/make/model of the first car you bought? (Not a hand-me-down from your parents, but the first car you actually bought?) Glad I re-read the specifics.  First car I bought was a Tan Honda Civic in 1996.  

    8. Who are your celebrity crushes? Hollywood Plastic surgeries made monsters out of the 1st 2: Goldie Hawn, Meg Ryan. Others were/are: Raquel Welch, Farrah Fawcett, Michelle Pfeifer,Stevie Nicks, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Love-Hewitt

    9. What is your dream vacation? (Somewhere you've never been to) Dublin, Ireland

    10. When did you go to your first Browns game? 1976 Who did they play? Pittsburgh. Add any details from your first Browns game... Sipe was injured from the cheap shot Lambert gave him on the sideline 2-3 weeks earlier so little known back-up QB David Mays filled and became the winning QB that day.  This was the day Turkey Jones reminded the Steelers he remembered the cheap shot Lambert made on Sipe as he was already getting knocked out of bounds and to the ground by another Steeler Lambert sprinted to hit him with the collision taking place after Sipe was already out of bounds..  Precedent set for the rematch. Bradshaw, being in bounds in the middle of the field in the pocket, got power slammed by Turkey Jones and left the field in an ambulance. His season was over. Here's a cut and paste of why.

    image.png.a9b7cf1fe1e7f66d7bd8d87e3c96b382.png

    @flugel said:

    1. Who will be the starting QB for the opener: a) Shadeur Sanders b) Deshaun Watson c) Dillon Gabriel d) QB not on the roster today   Shedeur Sanders

    2. If you could magically add any two players in the upcoming draft on the Browns that is not named Fernando Mendoza, who would they be?  Olaivavega Ioane & Caleb Lomu/Monroe Freeling

    3. If you could add one retired non-QB Browns player also not named Joe Thomas on this team - dead or alive - who would it be?   Eric Turner or Mike Johnson

    4. Let's say the Raiders for some reason didn't want to draft Mendoza and they called the Browns and told them the #1 pick was available... What would be your best trade offer to Las Vegas? (What would be the most you would give up to get Mendoza?)  Browns 2026 24th overall pick, Shedeur Sanders, Dillon Gabriel, DeShaun Watson, Dawand Jones, Mike Hall Jr, WR Cedric Tillman and Browns 2027 2nd Round pick. 

    5. What legitimate first round player(s) do you want absolutely NOTHING to do with the Browns drafting?  I thought it was OT Kadyn Proctor until I saw his performance at the combine. I could see him playing 4 different spots on the OL so I wouldn't be opposed to him.  If I had to list one it would be DE/Edge Rusher Rueben Bain Jr

    6. What city were you born in? Where do you live now?  Rochester, NY /  Near Tampa, FL

    7. What was the year/make/model of the first car you bought? (Not a hand-me-down from your parents, but the first car you actually bought?) Glad I re-read the specifics.  First car I bought was a Tan Honda Civic in 1996.  

    8. Who are your celebrity crushes? Hollywood Plastic surgeries made monsters out of the 1st 2: Goldie Hawn, Meg Ryan. Others were/are: Raquel Welch, Farrah Fawcett, Stevie Nicks, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Love-Hewitt

    9. What is your dream vacation? (Somewhere you've never been to) Dublin, Ireland

    10. When did you go to your first Browns game? 1976 Who did they play? Pittsburgh. Add any details from your first Browns game... Sipe was injured from the cheap shot Lambert gave him on the sideline 2-3 weeks earlier so little known back-up QB David Mays filled and became the winning QB that day.  This was the day Turkey Jones reminded the Steelers he remembered the cheap shot Lambert made on Sipe as he was already getting knocked out of bounds and to the ground by another Steeler Lambert sprinted to hit him with the collision taking place after Sipe was already out of bounds..  Precedent set for the rematch. Bradshaw, being in bounds in the middle of the field in the pocket, got power slammed by Turkey Jones and left the field in an ambulance. His season was over. Here's a cut and paste of why.

    image.png.a9b7cf1fe1e7f66d7bd8d87e3c96b382.png

    Eric Turner is a good pick. Entertaining like Ted, hits like Ike.

    Dublin really isn’t that great if you’re looking for the “Irish experience.” It’s just a big city that happens to be in Ireland. I don’t wanna yuck your yum though, it was cool. 

  • @dutch-oven said:

    We kind of are waiting for free agency and the draft talk to really start, so let's have some fun and answer some questions!

    1. Who will be the starting QB for the opener: a) Shadeur Sanders b) Deshaun Watson c) Dillon Gabriel d) QB not on the roster today

    2. If you could magically add any two players in the upcoming draft on the Browns that is not named Fernando Mendoza, who would they be?

    3. If you could add one retired non-QB Browns player also not named Joe Thomas on this team - dead or alive - who would it be?

    4. Let's say the Raiders for some reason didn't want to draft Mendoza and they called the Browns and told them the #1 pick was available... What would be your best trade offer to Las Vegas? (What would be the most you would give up to get Mendoza?)

    5. What legitimate first round player(s) do you want absolutely NOTHING to do with the Browns drafting?

    6. What city were you born in? Where do you live now?

    7. What was the year/make/model of the first car you bought? (Not a hand-me-down from your parents, but the first car you actually bought?)

    8. Who are your celebrity crushes?

    9. What is your dream vacation? (Somewhere you've never been to)

    10. When did you go to your first Browns game? Who did they play? Add any details from your first Browns game...

    1. Who will be the starting QB for the opener: a) Shadeur Sanders b) Deshaun Watson c) Dillon Gabriel d) QB not on the roster today   Shedeur Sanders

    2. If you could magically add any two players in the upcoming draft on the Browns that is not named Fernando Mendoza, who would they be?  Olaivavega Ioane & Caleb Lomu/Monroe Freeling

    3. If you could add one retired non-QB Browns player also not named Joe Thomas on this team - dead or alive - who would it be?   Eric Turner or Mike Johnson

    4. Let's say the Raiders for some reason didn't want to draft Mendoza and they called the Browns and told them the #1 pick was available... What would be your best trade offer to Las Vegas? (What would be the most you would give up to get Mendoza?)  Browns 2026 24th overall pick, Shedeur Sanders, Dillon Gabriel, DeShaun Watson, Dawand Jones, Mike Hall Jr, WR Cedric Tillman and Browns 2027 2nd Round pick. 

    5. What legitimate first round player(s) do you want absolutely NOTHING to do with the Browns drafting?  I thought it was OT Kadyn Proctor until I saw his performance at the combine. I could see him playing 4 different spots on the OL so I wouldn't be opposed to him.  If I had to list one it would be DE/Edge Rusher Rueben Bain Jr

    6. What city were you born in? Where do you live now?  Rochester, NY /  Near Tampa, FL

    7. What was the year/make/model of the first car you bought? (Not a hand-me-down from your parents, but the first car you actually bought?) Glad I re-read the specifics.  First car I bought was a Tan Honda Civic in 1996.  

    8. Who are your celebrity crushes? Hollywood Plastic surgeries made monsters out of the 1st 2: Goldie Hawn, Meg Ryan. Others were/are: Raquel Welch, Farrah Fawcett, Michelle Pfeifer,Stevie Nicks, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Love-Hewitt

    9. What is your dream vacation? (Somewhere you've never been to) Dublin, Ireland

    10. When did you go to your first Browns game? 1976 Who did they play? Pittsburgh. Add any details from your first Browns game... Sipe was injured from the cheap shot Lambert gave him on the sideline 2-3 weeks earlier so little known back-up QB David Mays filled and became the winning QB that day.  This was the day Turkey Jones reminded the Steelers he remembered the cheap shot Lambert made on Sipe as he was already getting knocked out of bounds and to the ground by another Steeler Lambert sprinted to hit him with the collision taking place after Sipe was already out of bounds..  Precedent set for the rematch. Bradshaw, being in bounds in the middle of the field in the pocket, got power slammed by Turkey Jones and left the field in an ambulance. His season was over. Here's a cut and paste of why.

    image.png.a9b7cf1fe1e7f66d7bd8d87e3c96b382.png

    @flugel said:

    9. What is your dream vacation? (Somewhere you've never been to) Dublin, Ireland

    So is Flugel an Irish name of a Leprechaun name???⛺?

  • @flugel said:

    1. Who will be the starting QB for the opener: a) Shadeur Sanders b) Deshaun Watson c) Dillon Gabriel d) QB not on the roster today   Shedeur Sanders

    2. If you could magically add any two players in the upcoming draft on the Browns that is not named Fernando Mendoza, who would they be?  Olaivavega Ioane & Caleb Lomu/Monroe Freeling

    3. If you could add one retired non-QB Browns player also not named Joe Thomas on this team - dead or alive - who would it be?   Eric Turner or Mike Johnson

    4. Let's say the Raiders for some reason didn't want to draft Mendoza and they called the Browns and told them the #1 pick was available... What would be your best trade offer to Las Vegas? (What would be the most you would give up to get Mendoza?)  Browns 2026 24th overall pick, Shedeur Sanders, Dillon Gabriel, DeShaun Watson, Dawand Jones, Mike Hall Jr, WR Cedric Tillman and Browns 2027 2nd Round pick. 

    5. What legitimate first round player(s) do you want absolutely NOTHING to do with the Browns drafting?  I thought it was OT Kadyn Proctor until I saw his performance at the combine. I could see him playing 4 different spots on the OL so I wouldn't be opposed to him.  If I had to list one it would be DE/Edge Rusher Rueben Bain Jr

    6. What city were you born in? Where do you live now?  Rochester, NY /  Near Tampa, FL

    7. What was the year/make/model of the first car you bought? (Not a hand-me-down from your parents, but the first car you actually bought?) Glad I re-read the specifics.  First car I bought was a Tan Honda Civic in 1996.  

    8. Who are your celebrity crushes? Hollywood Plastic surgeries made monsters out of the 1st 2: Goldie Hawn, Meg Ryan. Others were/are: Raquel Welch, Farrah Fawcett, Stevie Nicks, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Love-Hewitt

    9. What is your dream vacation? (Somewhere you've never been to) Dublin, Ireland

    10. When did you go to your first Browns game? 1976 Who did they play? Pittsburgh. Add any details from your first Browns game... Sipe was injured from the cheap shot Lambert gave him on the sideline 2-3 weeks earlier so little known back-up QB David Mays filled and became the winning QB that day.  This was the day Turkey Jones reminded the Steelers he remembered the cheap shot Lambert made on Sipe as he was already getting knocked out of bounds and to the ground by another Steeler Lambert sprinted to hit him with the collision taking place after Sipe was already out of bounds..  Precedent set for the rematch. Bradshaw, being in bounds in the middle of the field in the pocket, got power slammed by Turkey Jones and left the field in an ambulance. His season was over. Here's a cut and paste of why.

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    Eric Turner is a good pick. Entertaining like Ted, hits like Ike.

    Dublin really isn’t that great if you’re looking for the “Irish experience.” It’s just a big city that happens to be in Ireland. I don’t wanna yuck your yum though, it was cool. 

    @ibleedbrown said:

    Eric Turner is a good pick. Entertaining like Ted, hits like Ike.

    Dublin really isn’t that great if you’re looking for the “Irish experience.” It’s just a big city that happens to be in Ireland. I don’t wanna yuck your yum though, it was cool. 

    No worries.  If Eric was related to Tina or not - he should have planted Ike for a 3 hour nap ending with smelling salts and a great big dome ache.  Thanks for the heads up about Dublin.  I'll keep Ireland and do a better job of researching the better parts of it to visit.

  • @ibleedbrown said:

    Eric Turner is a good pick. Entertaining like Ted, hits like Ike.

    Dublin really isn’t that great if you’re looking for the “Irish experience.” It’s just a big city that happens to be in Ireland. I don’t wanna yuck your yum though, it was cool. 

    No worries.  If Eric was related to Tina or not - he should have planted Ike for a 3 hour nap ending with smelling salts and a great big dome ache.  Thanks for the heads up about Dublin.  I'll keep Ireland and do a better job of researching the better parts of it to visit.

    @flugel said:

    No worries.  If Eric was related to Tina or not - he should have planted Ike for a 3 hour nap ending with smelling salts and a great big dome ache.  Thanks for the heads up about Dublin.  I'll keep Ireland and do a better job of researching the better parts of it to visit.

    Do Dublin AND smaller towns, countryside. See it all!

  • @flugel said:

    9. What is your dream vacation? (Somewhere you've never been to) Dublin, Ireland

    So is Flugel an Irish name of a Leprechaun name???⛺?

    @texasag1969 said:

    So is Flugel an Irish name of a Leprechaun name???⛺?

    No Aggies, it's the name of a knucklehead that played leapfrog with a unicorn.

    Flugel is actually German but my mom's side is Irish.  I guess I was born to drink beer, swing first & ask questions later... Somehow in this outrageous walk - I learned the 1st 2 words after "I do" are "Yes dear."  So much for the part in italics above...

  • @flugel said:

    No worries.  If Eric was related to Tina or not - he should have planted Ike for a 3 hour nap ending with smelling salts and a great big dome ache.  Thanks for the heads up about Dublin.  I'll keep Ireland and do a better job of researching the better parts of it to visit.

    Do Dublin AND smaller towns, countryside. See it all!

    @dutch-oven said:

    Do Dublin AND smaller towns, countryside. See it all!

    Good idea Dutch! It would be pretty fun to meet the Irish Dawg Pound.

  • Not that this is a huge help to those with growing concerns - Ty Simpson interest might scare some people; but he scares me less than Carson Beck. Oh, the 1st round pick wasted?  Not if we trade back and add a 1st round pick before-hand.  At the combine, without pass rushers and an inconsistent Bama pass protection - he looked like the QB I saw after the opener and throughout the 1st half of the season.  After that - rumor had it his normally relaxed father was heard going all kinds of Mel Gibson with "GIVE ME BACK MY SON!"

    We wouldn't have to race him into action since Shed and Poor Kvoethe's favorite QB (Deshaun Watson) already have some experience...

  • @texasag1969 said:

    So is Flugel an Irish name of a Leprechaun name???⛺?

    No Aggies, it's the name of a knucklehead that played leapfrog with a unicorn.

    Flugel is actually German but my mom's side is Irish.  I guess I was born to drink beer, swing first & ask questions later... Somehow in this outrageous walk - I learned the 1st 2 words after "I do" are "Yes dear."  So much for the part in italics above...

    @flugel said:

    No Aggies, it's the name of a knucklehead that played leapfrog with a unicorn.

    Flugel is actually German but my mom's side is Irish.  I guess I was born to drink beer, swing first & ask questions later... Somehow in this outrageous walk - I learned the 1st 2 words after "I do" are "Yes dear."  So much for the part in italics above...

    My Mom was 1/4 Irish which explains why I like Guiness Stout. She was also 1/4 English which explains why I like Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout. The rest was Texian which explains Shiner Bock.??

  • @flugel said:

    No Aggies, it's the name of a knucklehead that played leapfrog with a unicorn.

    Flugel is actually German but my mom's side is Irish.  I guess I was born to drink beer, swing first & ask questions later... Somehow in this outrageous walk - I learned the 1st 2 words after "I do" are "Yes dear."  So much for the part in italics above...

    My Mom was 1/4 Irish which explains why I like Guiness Stout. She was also 1/4 English which explains why I like Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout. The rest was Texian which explains Shiner Bock.??

    @texasag1969 said:

    My Mom was 1/4 Irish which explains why I like Guiness Stout. She was also 1/4 English which explains why I like Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout. The rest was Texian which explains Shiner Bock.??

    All the ingredients for a song to be written Aggies! 

    One 12th man got a Shiner bock when he drank too much stout without passing out...