What kind of dog do you own?
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No dogs... never will. Smell like shit, poop everywhere, cost a fortune, annoying as fvck when they jump on you and lick you, there are hardly any redeeming qualities IMO.
Actually, if you train them they rule. I have two dogs and one of them is 6 months old. They don't jump, bark, or lick unless told to. Yes, they lick on command and that command is "kisses". Gay yes, annoying? not at all. Plus, my wife makes them smell like coconut so they don't smell either. Again, gay? Yes. Annoying? Nope
Actually, if you train them they rule. I have two dogs and one of them is 6 months old. They don't jump, bark, or lick unless told to. Yes, they lick on command and that command is "kisses". Gay yes, annoying? not at all. Plus, my wife makes them smell like coconut so they don't smell either. Again, gay? Yes. Annoying? Nope
You are 100% correct. The dogs that are annoying and smell bad are the dogs that people don't train or take the time to keep clean. My dog seldomly barks, always smells clean, and pretty much does whatever he is told. He can lay on the floor in the living room and not beg while we are eating. In fact, I can leave the room with my dinner, regardless of what it is, sitting on the end table or couch or even the floor and he will not touch it. He is part of the family and better behaved than most children...and adults for that matter...that I know.
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Here's mine....
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I have a long hair 10 month old Dashhound named Diesel, and a 4 month old Shepperd lab mix named Baley. Diesel tries to hump everything and digs massive holes in my yard and Baley chews the shit out of everything. We love them to death and wouldn't have it any other way. GOOD THREAD!
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i have a 3 year old Golden Labrador named Sophie
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I have a Puggle and a Boxer named Rylie and Roxy
I have a Puggle and a Boxer named Rylie and Roxy
My wife wants a puggle. What he like?
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Pitbull / German Shepherd mix. He's a very lovable dog who is also out of his damn mind at the same time.
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Our German Shorthair died of old age 2 years ago. We might pick up another or a Boxer next year.
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Our German Shorthair died of old age 2 years ago. We might pick up another or a Boxer next year.
Our German Shorthair died of old age 2 years ago. We might pick up another or a Boxer next year.
I don't know if the owners never trained them or what, but every single boxer I've ever been around has been the absolute DUMBEST dog I've witnessed.
I mean.. walk into walls dumb.
Is it because they're so inbred?
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Five wolves....2 are 100%......3 are hybrids. They eat a lot and aren't what you would want as a pet. I was involved in rescuing, but no longer do it. I'm getting too old to give them the attention they need, and my neighbors live in fear.
I'm guessing my dog wouldn't get along with yours. As it original purpose was to hunt down and kill wolves.
have your neighbors give me a call.
j/k- they sound challenging.
I'm guessing my dog wouldn't get along with yours. As it original purpose was to hunt down and kill wolves.
have your neighbors give me a call.
j/k- they sound challenging.
what you got, a Kangal? I'm thinking they're more of a protective dog than a hunter though. They'll fight wolves to the death.
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Our German Shorthair died of old age 2 years ago. We might pick up another or a Boxer next year.
I don't know if the owners never trained them or what, but every single boxer I've ever been around has been the absolute DUMBEST dog I've witnessed.
I mean.. walk into walls dumb.
Is it because they're so inbred?
AdaM said:
I don't know if the owners never trained them or what, but every single boxer I've ever been around has been the absolute DUMBEST dog I've witnessed.I mean.. walk into walls dumb.
Is it because they're so inbred?
I'm not sure where they rank on dumbness. I've heard they're great with people as well as being socialble. Here's a list which agrees with some I've seen before, although I was surprised about the beagle being on there: http://doggies.com/blog/2008/06/20/dumbest-dogs/
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100 lb black lab, Bud. He really cramps the hell out of the Duckblind, but is the best dog I've ever owned. Great demeanor, & great around my kids. Can ruin your day if he needs to though.
The dirt on his nose was from chasing a black racer snake into his hole. He got it.
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I have a nine year old Pug-mix. He is not a Puggle, but looks like one. He is very neurotic. Wakes me in the middle of the night to piss on my garden and chase rabbits feeding on the clover.
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Great Dane, Black Lab mix GREAT dog, Long Haired Weiner Dog good dog 12 years old getting up there
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@planet-0range said:
I have friends with Pugs and they tell me they are 80% stubborn and 20% asshole.That is close to the truth. They are 90% hog and 10% jerk
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We have a two year old Shetland Sheepdog named Dasher. The trophy he won was for best purebred at a contest the local animal shelter had for a fundraiser. It's more of a joke because it's actually a leftover dancing trophy a local dance school donated, but my wife still likes to call him our award winning dog.
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85 lb Old English Sheepdog, probably also Airedale terrier.
He was a stray at 5 months, had long legs and big feet, and was so smart, when I took him to puppy training,
the instructor took me aside and said "you have a very, very special, super intelligent dog there. He has been learning
all these tricks by watching the other dogs. He's amazing."
His favorite toy was a soft vinyl Browns football.
So, we named him Bernie Kosar.
He's eight years old now. We lost out one very old kitty to diabetes after years of that..
and some months later we got a new calico kitten from an old friend.
When we brought her home, Bernie whined for her to be let out. Now, she's grown a little, but Bernie
is her big brother. She runs up her cat tree, runs back down, runs over and boxes Bernie's nose, then scampers
back up her tree.
Bernie gets a silly look on his face like "what the heck? GGG", and watches.
Once though, she took a flying leap off the couch, and landed on his tail, and nailed him a bit with ner claws.
Then Bernie jumps up, wheels around, and barked at her.
She disappeared out of the room, and a minute later, she ran back in and laid down in front of him. So,
he laid back down, and she kept inching forward and gently touching his paws...
Life is fun around here, and a wonderful pup is a very best friend.
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