The Official Browns at Jaguars Game 1 Thread

Gator

@dutch-oven said:
If you are able to appreciate the absurd, it's strangely entertaining.
I can't even get pissed off anymore by the Browns. The Buckeyes? Yes. I can watch them and get fired up and wonder if Ryan Day is somehow John Cooper's bastard son.
But the Browns? I just shake my head like Pop Warner at the beginning of 'The Natural' when the Knights are getting their taints handed to them and their absent-minded third baseman takes a line drive to the nuts.
Yes, I just did a deep dive on 'The Natural'. I can do such things, since my favorite professional football team is such a complete non serious team.

I'm right there with you.

I had my nephew's first birthday earlier. My in-laws are all Steeler fans. They all asked me how I felt about the Browns, I just shrugged and said "If they win, cool. If they lose, it's nothing new."

I did see someone posted the video of Watson's INT on Facebook so I already had a foreshadowing to how it was going to go lol.

Browns149

3 penalties in a row. Is Stefanski back

Browns149

Complete incompetence. Can’t even get 2 plays off with 20 seconds and a TO. WHAT A JOKE

Gator

LMAO

Jax player just laughing as they come off the field.

Kvoethe

When asked if Watson starts week 2

Dutch Oven

Boston, all 6'3" of him, running down the sideline one-on-one with a corner.

Watson misses him by ten yards. Literally couldn't get it even near him to give him a chance to make a play.

Fuckity fuck fuck.

TexasAg1969

Meanwhile our passed over QB has two running TDs and one Passing TD against Houston. And to think we drafted a midget and passed over Allen and SB winner Darnold just so we later make a trade for a total abortion of a shitshow.

LondonBrown

@texasag1969 said:
Meanwhile our passed over QB has two running TDs and one Passing TD against Houston. And to think we drafted a midget and passed over Allen and SB winner Darnold just so we later make a trade for a total abortion of a shitshow.

He is so much fun to watch.

But in fairness he was very polarising pre draft

syd

Gabrial would only have us down by 14, this is a joke Im gonna clean the grill seems some rat wanted to shit on it,its a great day to be alive

syd

expansion team's look better than this crap

Dutch Oven

@londonbrown said:
He is so much fun to watch.
But in fairness he was very polarising pre draft

VERY polarizing.

But then again, so was Josh Allen.

Browns149

We should’ve kept Shwartz

Browns149

Again no one covering guys are wide open

Ibleedbrown

Yep. Special teams is our best unit.

Gator

I don't think Sanders is very good either but like, what is the point in playing Watson?

Are they really that invested in the sunk-cost fallacy that they just have blinders on about trying to force him to live up to the contract?

Dutch Oven

The Jets are beating the Titans by 14 ?

Browns149

Miles to have knee surgery. Heading to IR. Out at least 4 weeks

syd

@gator said:
I don't think Sanders is very good either but like, what is the point in playing Watson?
Are they really that invested in the sunk-cost fallacy that they just have blinders on about trying to force him to live up to the contract?

at least with Sanders, they might be kinda fun to watch

syd

hell Jacksonville put in their back up qb, we should put in Green, I mean wtf does it matter , hell let Dutch start at wr , Gator at T,E Flugs at RB, the rest of us can just block

MDDawg

@syd said:
hell Jacksonville put in their back up qb, we should put in Green, I mean wtf does it matter , hell let Dutch start at wr , Gator at T,E Flugs at RB, the rest of us can just block

Nah, let Watson see this sh*t show out.