This Week In The AFC North
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Good Morning you Pancake-eating Motherfuckers, long time no see, what's new?
What's that ... The Cavs went to the Conference Finals? Cool. And the Tribe is in the ALCS? Wow! And BBedward bought the Browns Board? That's great news! And ... The Browns are in First Place??? ... Get The Fuck Out Of Here!
Yes, the Browns have a three-game winning streak, the leaves are changing (I guess), there's frost on the pumpkin (soon) and all is right with the World.
Oh, and meet my new "assistant", Penny.
Great ass, but she's kinda dumb ... She says this is a Total Trap Game for the Browns ... How can the Browns have a Trap Game??? Well, let's put it into The Great Zomboni's Crystal Ball and find out:
Cincinnati at Miami 1:00 PM
So the Bungles get a layup today. I live across the Everglades from Miami, and NO ONE is talking about them this year, they are so bad it's like they don't exist. But with Bungle injuries at WR, take a flyer on the Fins against the spread. BUNGLES 17 DOLPHINS 13
Cleveland at NY Jets 1:00 PM
I hear the media saying that the Jets "are close". Cool. But guess what? The Browns are Here. Now. Young talent everywhere and the right coach to keep the ship on course. Gonna be wet in the swamps of New Jersey today, we might see Jimmy Hoffa float by, but the Browns aren't losing to this team. BROWNS 23 JETS 10
Indianapolis at Pittsburgh 1:00 PM
Oh, that was a fun one last Thursday. But the Steelers have a chance to get back on track against the Colts ... Nah. This isn't your Tomlin Steelers, I feel a spiral coming, and it's gonna be ugly. COLTS 16 STEELERS 13
Baltimore at Atlanta 8:20 PM Sunday Night Football
Sticking with our weather analogies this weekend, Baltimore is walking into a Perfect Storm. Snoop Huntley is at the controls and Atlanta has finally learned how to tap into it's offensive weapons and Snoop isn't keeping up with them. FALCONS 37 RAVENS 20
TGZ -
Penny puts the "ass" in assistant, fo sho.
Welcome back, Zombo. Glad to see you and hoorta back now, under new management.
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A sacrifice was made for the guardians to make it to the ALCS and honestly I'm very happy with that.
Get another shot to play for first place next week
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A sacrifice was made for the guardians to make it to the ALCS and honestly I'm very happy with that.
Get another shot to play for first place next week
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@Orion said:
TRUE! But obviously we're not a 1st place team. The OL cannot get the job done. They certainly made a major effort to improve the OLine play, but it didn't pay off. We need to head back to the draft table for more OL help.
Why should anyone be surprised?... We knew Jenkins and Howard were stop gap signees.. I've been saying we need to do more to fortify our oline in the draft...I'm not satisfied at RB either.. As much as I like QJ... I just don't see him as an elite rusher besides our QB room... -
@Orion said:
TRUE! But obviously we're not a 1st place team. The OL cannot get the job done. They certainly made a major effort to improve the OLine play, but it didn't pay off. We need to head back to the draft table for more OL help.
Why should anyone be surprised?... We knew Jenkins and Howard were stop gap signees.. I've been saying we need to do more to fortify our oline in the draft...I'm not satisfied at RB either.. As much as I like QJ... I just don't see him as an elite rusher besides our QB room...
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