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So... a neighbor of mine hung up a Steelers flag outside his house yesterday

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  • BURN IT!!

  • Do you have children? A Steelers flag would make a great diaper. (Which is about all it's good for.)

  • I'm already preparing a ransom note. I fully intend to steal the ugly thing with the intentions of giving it back under certain stipulations. What should I ask for?

    Nothing serious like money, folks... This is just for fun, and I know the family pretty well.

    Also, I'm open to any other suggestions in addition to flag kidnapping.

    @deadwombat said:

    I'm already preparing a ransom note. I fully intend to steal the ugly thing with the intentions of giving it back under certain stipulations. What should I ask for?

    Nothing serious like money, folks... This is just for fun, and I know the family pretty well.

    Also, I'm open to any other suggestions in addition to flag kidnapping.

    My question is he a new Steeler fan or a old Steeler fan?

  • Replace it with a Browns flag

  • Wait till your neighbor is outside to notice you washing your car with it.

  • Replace it with a Browns flag

    @atenears said:

    Replace it with a Browns flag

    OMG the ultimate humiliation for a steeler fan to wake up with a browns flag on the pole/porch...hell now that i stop and think...its humiliating as a browns fan to fly the colors! hehehehe 😉

  • Burn his house down and leave the flag as a reminder to all of the other Steeler fans to stay in Phttsbhrg

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  • Burn his house down and leave the flag as a reminder to all of the other Steeler fans to stay in Phttsbhrg

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    @d531 said:

    Burn his house down and leave the flag as a reminder to all of the other Steeler fans to stay in Pittsburg

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    Regards

    .... an'at

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  • You could steal it and then have it show up in a paper bag covered in cleveland browns pooh

  • I'm already preparing a ransom note. I fully intend to steal the ugly thing with the intentions of giving it back under certain stipulations. What should I ask for?

    Nothing serious like money, folks... This is just for fun, and I know the family pretty well.

    Also, I'm open to any other suggestions in addition to flag kidnapping.

    @deadwombat said:

    I'm already preparing a ransom note. I fully intend to steal the ugly thing with the intentions of giving it back under certain stipulations. What should I ask for?

    Nothing serious like money, folks... This is just for fun, and I know the family pretty well.

    Also, I'm open to any other suggestions in addition to flag kidnapping.

    Turn it upside down (symbol of distress), then liberally apply superglue to both the flag and the post to prevent it being removed. Spray paint 3-2 on the flag in Brown paint for additional points. If you decide to go with the ransom, go for something small, a Browns keychain or something, just making him purchase it and explain at the store should make his eye twitch a bit. 😉

  • You could replace it with a Rainbow flag then put the Steelers flag back up at half mast, upside down.

  • call the cops on him for offensive propaganda..

  • use it for a diaper for your dog and walk him by the guys house.

  • Replace it with a Browns flag

    @atenears said:

    Replace it with a Browns flag

    +1

    this seems about the only "reasonable" thing you can do here.

  • Wait until after the asskickery the Steelers unleash on that scoring powerhouse of a dysfunctional team you've got, then quietly ask him where you can get one?

    Pops

  • wear it as a toga and mow your lawn.

  • First off WHERE do you live (in general). And I agree New Fan or Old School Steeler guy. If you took mine you had BETTER Be a good friend of mine also. Otherwise you would be a jackazz... But a little Fun is Just taht Fun. Even in relation to the NoFunLeague !!!

  • @atenears said:

    Replace it with a Browns flag

    OMG the ultimate humiliation for a steeler fan to wake up with a browns flag on the pole/porch...hell now that i stop and think...its humiliating as a browns fan to fly the colors! hehehehe 😉

    @gips said:

    OMG the ultimate humiliation for a steeler fan to wake up with a browns flag on the pole/porch...hell now that i stop and think...its humiliating as a browns fan to fly the colors! hehehehe 😉

    Agreed ...I Would be Horrified !!! My Flag goes in my Window INSIDE . Though there are tons of Brother Steeler Fans in the Youngstown - Warren Area.

  • 1. remove the flag

    2. replace with browns flag (best suggestion so far)

    3. send Polaroid of the flag with a picture of the day's current news paper (just like in all the old kidnapping movies)

    3. ask for an insane list of demands (piece of Ben's bike, a clean game by Ward, a lock of Troy's hair)

    4. return the flag 2 days later, in the night

    don't do anything too crazy and I'm sure no feelings would be hurt.

  • Replace the flag with a confederate flag and hang a scarecrow in the yard by a noose....

    Betcha that will scare the Fu#$ outta him!