PITTSPUKE JOKE THREAD
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Bubby, Cordell, and Ben are driving in the countryside outside of Pissburg and they happen across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence.
Bubby and Ben immediately flip a coin to see who goes first.
Bubby wins, then Ben goes second.
Bubby then notices that Cordell is hanging back.
"Hey Cordell, Yinz want any of this?"
Sho, replies Cordell, who then goes and catches his head in the fence.
An'at
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Btw, An'at is a contraction for ANAL HAT, the favorite prophylactic device for PA Ruff Riders..............
Bubby, Cordell, and Ben are driving in the countryside outside of Pissburg and they happen across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence.
Bubby and Ben immediately flip a coin to see who goes first.
Bubby wins, then Ben goes second.
Bubby then notices that Cordell is hanging back.
"Hey Cordell, Yinz want any of this?"
Sho, replies Cordell, who then goes and catches his head in the fence.
An'at
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Btw, An'at is a contraction for ANAL HAT, the favorite prophylactic device for PA Ruff Riders..............
hahahahahahah
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Here's one.. What team has been to 7 Super Bowls and won six?
What team left Cleveland and won a Super Bowl?
Here's more:
What team has won 8 Pro Football Championships?
and What Team's titles are closely associated with Steroids and also the product of poor Super Bowl officiating?
Here's more:
What team has won 8 Pro Football Championships?
and What Team's titles are closely associated with Steroids and also the product of poor Super Bowl officiating?
What team has 8 Pro Football Championships--but 4 of which from a Minor League that the NFL doesn't recognize?
What team has a grand total of 8 post season wins in their NFL history?
What team believes that the Super Bowl and the NFL Championship are the exact same thing---when in fact, you can go to the Minnesota Vikings and Baltimore Colts and see that they actually won the NFL Championship--and lost the Super Bowl--proving they are not?
What team has the 7th fewest amount of wins since the NFL merger--with 5 teams with fewer wins all being expansion teams that did not exist at the point of time of the merger?
You guys got nuthin. Don't even try.
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What team never won an honest championship in ANY league?
Yep, the Steel-fags.
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Formerly Stone said:
Yeah, it's always a good laugh.....back when there were four teams in the NFL, the Browns were the best of the bunch. Course that was before TV and radio so we just have to take their great grand-dad's word for it.
Yeah, because everyone knows that the more teams, the less dilluted the talent gets ... rrrrright.
I think those wins were before Steroids were cooked up in the back room of a Pittsburgh Steel Mill as well.
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berniesipe said:
Do you cleveland fans prefer clowns or stains?do you prefer wearing the nurses outfit or naughty librarian when daddy comes home
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Why do pittspuke players put their Wonderlic scores on their dashboards? So they can park in a handicapped spot!
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Formerly Stone said:
Your daddy?What did you wear when he came home?
both
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A Browns fan, A bills fan and a steeler fan are all leaving a bar together on a sunday afternoon. Just as they are walking out they see a naked woman running across the road right before she gets hit by a drunk driver. as the men walk over the browns fan says we should try to cover her up. so he puts his browns hat over her right boob. the bills fan puts his hat over her left boob. the steeler fan puts his hat over her pussy. a few minutes later the ambulance shows up and the emt starts to inspect the woman. hes looking her over and lifts up the browns hat and writes in his notebook he lifts up the bills hat and writes in his notebook. he then lifts up the steeler hat. he puts it down then lifts it up agian and looks very puzzled. the browns fan asked if something was wrong. the emt tells him this is the first time ive ever looked under a steeler hat and didnt see an asshole.
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Formerly Stone said:
Completed that for you......fair enough
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Now thats Kool ... where can I get some...lol
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Here is one......
What franchise passed on Big Gay Ben in the 2004 draft in order to pick the great Kellen Winslow JR?!!!!!!!
Here's a point for you to consider.....If BGB were playing with the Browns with our bad offensive line, bad defense and poor running game he may have done nothing more than Charlie Frye did. If Charlie Frye were playing for the Steelers with their offensive line, their defense, their running game over these past several years, it may have been he, and not BR whom you would be touting on here.
If Tom Brady had been drafted in the 6th round by the Raiders and not by the Pats, he may have been a footnote. You just never know who is going to fit in where and how
Here's a point for you to consider.....If BGB were playing with the Browns with our bad offensive line, bad defense and poor running game he may have done nothing more than Charlie Frye did. If Charlie Frye were playing for the Steelers with their offensive line, their defense, their running game over these past several years, it may have been he, and not BR whom you would be touting on here.
If Tom Brady had been drafted in the 6th round by the Raiders and not by the Pats, he may have been a footnote. You just never know who is going to fit in where and how
You may be on to a few things there.. But I think Brady would risen to the top and You guys would have been very happy with Ben.
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Once apon a time, in a hell fire and brimstone church on the hill overlooking the blight at the confluenc of the Monongahela and Yauchaheny (sp), a preacher is talking about the supernatural. He goes throught the whole gamut, witches, demons, and then talks abouts ghosts, referencing Saul summoning Elijahs ghost.
When he finishes, he asks if any of his congregation has any experience with ghosts.
F Stone raises his hand, and the Pastor calls on him
F Stone, What is your experience
F Stone replies - Sexual Intercoarse!!!, with a smirk
The pastor, incredulous asks "You've had intercourse with a ghost?"
F Stone replies, Shoot, I thought you said Goats.
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thats my mom!
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