Browns rendition of the Wizard of Oz
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The best way to summarize this Browns season is to realize we are watching a sad depiction of the Wizard of OZ
We have Randy Lerner, who plays the Wiz himself (very mysterious character, you never see or hear from him... want the truth? pull back the curtain, or his front office door)
Braylon Edwards as the Tin Man (has no heart),
RAC as the scarecrow (a fat scarecrow, none the less).... has no brain (instead has a head full of stuffin'.... Stove Top, maybe? or just hay),
The defense as a group of cowardly lions because they are afraid to make plays and/or tackle.... and just look like a bunch of pu**ies!
Maybe JL would wear the ruby slippers because of all the dancing around he did, instead of attacking and trying to push the pile forward.
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The best way to summarize this Browns season is to realize we are watching a sad depiction of the Wizard of OZ
We have Randy Lerner, who plays the Wiz himself (very mysterious character, you never see or hear from him... want the truth? pull back the curtain, or his front office door)
Braylon Edwards as the Tin Man (has no heart),
RAC as the scarecrow (a fat scarecrow, none the less).... has no brain (instead has a head full of stuffin'.... Stove Top, maybe? or just hay),
The defense as a group of cowardly lions because they are afraid to make plays and/or tackle.... and just look like a bunch of pu**ies!
Maybe JL would wear the ruby slippers because of all the dancing around he did, instead of attacking and trying to push the pile forward.
The best way to summarize this Browns season is to realize we are watching a sad depiction of the Wizard of OZ
We have Randy Lerner, who plays the Wiz himself (very mysterious character, you never see or hear from him... want the truth? pull back the curtain, or his front office door)
Braylon Edwards as the Tin Man (has no heart),
RAC as the scarecrow (a fat scarecrow, none the less).... has no brain (instead has a head full of stuffin'.... Stove Top, maybe? or just hay),
The defense as a group of cowardly lions because they are afraid to make plays and/or tackle.... and just look like a bunch of pu**ies!
Maybe JL would wear the ruby slippers because of all the dancing around he did, instead of attacking and trying to push the pile forward.
but the Wizard of OZ had a happy ending.
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