Woof Woof: Week 11 Fantasy Football Follies
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Take a look at the standings and see for yourselves that it's still open season in all four leagues. It's also time for you geeks to get busy and hash out a formula to decide the Browns Board overall champion. Grab your calculators, spreadsheets, or sliderules and get to figuring! We await your brilliant thoughts on the subject.
Beanpot's League ONE: The GM/Coach of WVBrownsfan declares his team "Mediocrity at its best." Calfox countered on behalf of his KosarDawgs, "(We're) worse than mediocre. Maybe we'll get to mediocre this week." The two teams faced off this week in the battle for mediocrity and the result was ... a tie. It was a bittersweet outcome for both teams made either better ... or worse for Calfox because the tie was a result of the zero points posted by Buffalo's Lee Evans in the game against Cleveland. If you see Calfox and he has a bruise in the middle of his forehead, it's likely because he's been banging his head against anything immobile. The tie leaves the KosarDawgs in fourth place at 6-4-1, a hairs breadth ahead of WPB Browns and the BrownDogs at 6-5-0.
WPB Browns, suffering from a late season slump, dropped their third in a row, losing to Greenville Mayhem 63-80. Anquan Boldin (25) and Frank Gore (19) helped boost Mayhem over the 1000 point mark for the season. The point total could prove to be a significant factor in determining whether or not the team ends up in the playoffs. Mayhem has a critical matchup this week against the league leading Beanpot, who has won three in a row. This week's 97-46 win for Beanpot came at the expense of OYGB who showed some spark earlier in the season but has started to fade.
The BrownDogs kept themselves in the hunt by defeating the Ballantyne CraZeez, 84-69.
Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Streak Waiver Moves
1. Beanpot 9-2-0 .818 961 W-3 2 5
2. DTBH 8-3-0 .727 908 W-1 6 12
3. GREENville Mayhem 7-3-1 .682 1007 W-2 10 5
4. WVBrownsfan 6-4-1 .591 882 T-1 1 3
5. WPB Browns 6-5-0 .545 978 L-3 7 31
6. BrownDogs 6-5-0 .545 892 W-1 8 12
7. Calfox KosarDawgs 5-5-1 .500 853 T-1 5 16
8. OYGB 4-5-2 .455 837 L-2 11 29
9. Notredamers 4-6-1 .409 926 W-2 9 17
10. Ballantyne craZeez 4-7-0 .364 757 L-1 4 15
11. Insert Clever Name 3-8-0 .273 767 L-6 12 11
12. Port City Cat Dawgs 1-10-0 .091 582 L-8 3 5
Beanpot's League TWO: The Cleveland Cribbs, trying to make a run for the playoffs, can thank Joseph Addai (26) for the 89-87 win over NavDawg. This gives the Cribbs a record of 5-6-0 heading into what should be an easy game against the PackRats. Week 13 follows with what could prove to be the decisive game of the season against THE HAMMER. The battle for the fourth seed in the playoffs is still very much up for grabs.
The Usual Suspects subjected Lambdo's AirShow to a 102-73 drubbing. Brady Quinn was in and was expected to ignite the AirShow. Instead, Brady (4), Jamal Lewis (4), and Kellen Winslow (5) kept Lambdo fizzling on the ground.
Beanpot delivered a 94-58 knockout punch to another beer please whose only hope is an early draft pick next season. Julius Jones, Edgerrin James, and Lee Evans all dished out goose eggs to go with that brew for abp.
The Suspects and Beanpot scrimmage this week in a game that could decide the top seed in League TWO.
The spoilers added some spice to the mix this week. Huskymania relished a 32 point performance from Matt Cassell and kicked the Traveling Pants where it hurt, 84-69. And Jumpin' Jack Flash put the whammy on the Rookies 90-78.
Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Streak Waiver Moves
1. The Usual Suspects 8-3-0 .727 1075 W-1 11 49
2. Beanpot 7-4-0 .636 954 W-1 4 9
3. Rookies 7-4-0 636 952 L-1 3 8
4. The Pack Rats 6-5-0 .545 861 L-1 6 18
5. THE HAMMER 6-5-0 .545 860 W-1 5 8
6. Traveling Pants 6-5-0 .545 793 L-1 7 17
7. Cleveland Cribbs 5-6-0 .455 859 W-3 12 23
8. Lambdo's Air Show 4 4-6-1 .409 887 L-1 10 13
9. Navdawg 4-6-1 .409 875 L-1 9 26
10. another beer please 4-6-1 .409 763 L-2 1 1
11. Jumpin' Jack Flash 4-7-0 .364 844 W-1 2 3
12. Huskymania 3-7-1 .318 894 W-1 8 19
Tom Flugel's League THREE: Not to be outdone by Heidi, Tom waxed creative in the holiday spirit this week. Here's his inspired report:
Twas the month before playoffs
and all through League Three
the teams were compete'n
for the post season to be.
The scoreboard shall tell us
who's naughty or nice:
Flugelmaniacs
82 Final
Devil Dawgs
79
Flugel: Shaun Hill 22, Steve Slaton 16, Wes Welker 14
Devil Dawgs: TJ Houshmandzadeh 27, Michael Turner 17, GB Def 16
Furnier's Devil Dawgs only needed 4 points from speedster Lee Evans on Monday Night vrs the much maligned Cleveland Secondary. But Flugel's waterboys kept the secondary well hydrated and uncramped for the mission. Evans got 0 catches for 0 yards in operation focus and finish. A much needed win for the Flugelmaniacs as they await guys like Jason Witten and Reggie Bush returning to health.
Cleveland Steamers
103 Final
Calfox KosarDawgs
78
Steamers: Hines Ward 19, Tyler Thigpen 17, NYG Def 17
Calfox: Phil Dawson 21, Brandon Jacobs 16, Philly Def 14
Ebeneezer Scrooge's Steamers only let Calfox Cratchet's kicker have fun. The rest of the Cratchet's couldn't outhustle Tiny Tim for points. Rumor has it Tiny Tim has lent Brandon Jacobs his cane. Stay tuned though because the Ghosts of Christmas present and Christmas future has a soft spot for those poor Cratchets.
Team Sabre
68 Final
Choo Choo's
46
Team Sabre: Larry Fitzgerald 20, Matt Forte 12, Brandon Marshall 11
Choo Choos: Kevin Curtis 11, Jay Cutler 10, Chris Johnson 9
Practicing for the Christmas season ahead, the Grinch thought he'd sharpen his skills for his annual road trip to Whoville by stopping by League 3 to steal some Batteries, Scoreboard and Gatorade away from those Choo Choos. Unfortunately for the rest of League 3 - all that probably did was restore the old "I think I can" mentality the Choo Choos were able to repeat 8 weeks in a row.
Rice's Rampage
97 Final
Believeland
100
Rice: Marshawn Lynch 26, Peyton Manning 18, Greg Jennings 15
Believeland: Anquan Boldin 25, Dwayne Bowe 22, Jonathan Stewart 15
Thaak's Believeland kept the faith but it's a shame someone had to lose when both teams scored at least 97 points. There's an old saying old school coaches like to remind their players about as the scoring of superstars gets tallied: "We're only as good as our last guy." Unfortuantely for Rice's Rampage, Earnest Graham's injury resulted in 0 points. One might say Earnest Saved Christmas in Believeland.
Fan Of STEEL
60 Final
Wating For Noodles 3
65
FOS: Marion Barber 21, Jerricho Cotchery 14, Santonio Holmes 9
Waiting for Noodles: Joseph Addai 26, Reggie Wayne 13, Donald Driver 8
Waiting For Noodles exercised their Nerves of Steel as they cooled down another hot team. Their latest victim is the Fan of Steel. It looked like Jack Frost didn't allow any Steelers to heat up in the FOS lineup. Meanwhile the mother nature supplied enough heat indoors at Indy to allow Addai and Wayne to bring the noodles to a winning boil.
Bermeck's Ky Hicks
41 Final
The Noble Savages
90
Bermeck KY Hicks: Ryan Grant 16, Steve Smith 8, Chad Johnson 6
Noble Savages: Frank Gore 19, Calvin Johnson 16, Josh Brown 12
While the Noble Savages would like to thank Bermey's KY Hicks for playing Secret Santa one more time - let's not forget only 3 of our 12 teams scored more than the 90 points the Savages put up. 5 of the 8 starting Savages produced double digit points, and one more finished with 9 points to reflect a well balanced attack.
Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Streak
1. Choo Choo's 8-3-0 .727 933 L-1
2. Flugelmaniacs 7-4-0 .636 921 W-1
3. Fan Of STEEL 7-4-0 .636 904 L-1
4. Team Sabre 7-4-0 .636 880 W-2
5. Rice's Rampage 6-5-0 .545 986 L-2
6. Cleveland Steamers 6-5-0 .545 962 W-2
7. Devil Dawgs 6-5-0 .545 823 L-2
8. Wating For Noodles 3 6-5-0 .545 802 W-3
9. Believeland 5-6-0 .455 851 W-1
10. The Noble Savages 5-6-0 .455 840 W-1
11. Calfox KosarDawgs 2-9-0 .182 729 L-1
12. Bermeck's Ky Hicks 1-10-0 .091 582 L-4
Heidi's League FOUR: The commissioners really are making it easy on me. Take it away, Heidi!
My Helmet's 2 Tight
72 Final
Blitzburgh
53
My Helmet's 2 Tight Leaders: Frank Gore 18, Roddy White 16
Blitzburgh Leaders: Steve Smith 14, Jay Cutler 13
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DaManBeagles
54 Final
vdogrowz
91
# DaManBeagles Leaders:T.J. Houshmandzadeh 27, Brian Westbrook 18
# vdogrowz Leaders: Anquan Boldin 25, Joseph Addai 26
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Corky Crennels Byah!
82 Final
wrfootball82
84
# Corky Crennels Byah! Leaders: Steve Slaton 16, Brett Farve 17
# wrfootball82 Leaders: Marshawn Lynch 26, Neil Rackers 17
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Team DangeRuss
80 Final
dirty hands
73
# Team DangeRuss Leaders: Larry Fitzgerald 20, Hines Ward 19
# dirty hands Leaders: Peyton Hillis 18, Brandon Jacobs 16
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Brownsfaninkorea
105 Final
2yy4u
68
# Brownsfaninkorea Leaders: Dwayne Bowe 22, Phil Dawson 21
# 2yy4u Leaders: Marvin Harrison Leaders: 20, Calvin Johnson 16
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Illegal Procedure
67 Final
Season Ending Injury
120
# Illegal Procedure Leaders: Wes Welker 14, Randy Moss 10
# Season Ending Injury Leaders: Matt Cassel 32, Marion Barber 21
Notes:
1)Team DangeRuss lost 11 pts by playing RB Chris Johnson instead of RB DeAngelo Williams
2) Season Ending Injury made an amazing recovery for a win and the league's high score of 120 pts. after last weeks devestatng loss. Unfortunately, SEI is going to have to do something with Earnest Graham who was left in again this week scoring 0 pts because his ankle injury may have him out the rest of the season.
3) 2yy4u could have doubled is 9 pts at his QB position to 18 by playing Payton Manning instead of Kurt Warner. He also came up with a 0 by playing RB Reggie Bush instead of Leon Washing (16) ouch.
4) RB Ryan Grant (16) and WR Lance Moore and their combined 36 pts sat on the bench watching as Plaxico Burress and Ronnie Brown played for a combonation of 11 pts for My Helmet's 2 Tight. Amazingly the team still won the match up despited Helmet's fumbleing move. Maybe they need to looses the helmet.
5) vdogrowz left 17 pts on his bench by playing WR LenDale White (3) instead of Maurice Jones-Drew.
6) Corky Crennels Byah! asked the smack question...whaen will fatboy get canned?
7) We come to DaManBeagles. Sigh. What can I say? I think when I said wake up league 4, DaManBeagles decided to put his team to sleep. Laurence Maroney who is still on the IR was left in yet again. Agreed that he does not have much to work with at RB but the option to go and get another RB from the players list is still there.
So I don't leave the impression that the news is all bad, Team DangeRuss and Brownsfaninkorea are battleing for the top and will probably do so in the playoffs making for some excitement in the league and the rest of league 4 is giving their best shots to make it into the top spots.
Standings:
Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Streak Waiver Moves
1. Team DangeRuss 8-3-0 .727 958 W-4 7 7
2. Brownsfaninkorea 7-4-0 .636 967 W-2 1 4
3. Season Ending Injury 6-5-0 .545 876 W-1 3 3
4. Illegal Procedure 6-5-0 .545 873 L-1 10 17
5. dirty hands 6-5-0 .545 840 L-1 6 16
6. Blitzburgh 6-5-0 .545 816 L-1 9 10
7. wrfootball82 6-5-0 .545 790 W-3 8 4
8. 2yy4u 5-6-0 .455 905 L-5 12 2
9. My Helmet's 2 Tight 5-6-0 .455 745 W-1 2 4
10. vdogrowz 4-7-0 .364 903 W-1 4 24
11. Corky Crennels Byah! 4-7-0 .364 732 L-2 11 27
12. DaManBeagles 3-8-0 .273 664 L-3 5 -
Season Ending Injury has the top score and really SHOULD win the Viagra this week but I think Heidi and Tom deserve it instead. You guys are the bomb.
Woof Woof, Kathy http://cognitivemanifesto.com/ http://www.skadden.com/index.cfm?contentID=49&officeID=9 Bendix ESP -
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I laughed so hard, my Kool aid came out of my nose
! I wish I were kidding. It was truely funny, funnier than usual if that is possible.Great job putting this together as usual Kathy! Where do you find the time?
Tom, great Christmas theme btw. I guess I came up with a turkey this week
Good luck to the stat geeks (and you know who you are) on figuring out the supreme leader of the BrownsBoard this year. And good luck to all the teams heading for the playoffs. I'll just sit here and watch my cranberries jell.
Heidi
Heidi ''Life's tough ... it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' --John Wayne -
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GREAT JOB, ROF,LMAO !
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My Kosardawgs are plagued with injuries ... to their psyches.
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GREAT JOB, ROF,LMAO !
"Dammit""Thump" "Ouch"
"Dammit""Thump" "Ouch"
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My Kosardawgs are plagued with injuries ... to their psyches.
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At the press conference after their tie with Kosardogs, WVBrownsfan QB Drew Brees commented, "I didn't know the game was over after the overtime period, I thought we kept playing."
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Take a look at the standings and see for yourselves that it's still open season in all four leagues. It's also time for you geeks to get busy and hash out a formula to decide the Browns Board overall champion. Grab your calculators, spreadsheets, or sliderules and get to figuring! We await your brilliant thoughts on the subject.
Beanpot's League ONE: The GM/Coach of WVBrownsfan declares his team "Mediocrity at its best." Calfox countered on behalf of his KosarDawgs, "(We're) worse than mediocre. Maybe we'll get to mediocre this week." The two teams faced off this week in the battle for mediocrity and the result was ... a tie. It was a bittersweet outcome for both teams made either better ... or worse for Calfox because the tie was a result of the zero points posted by Buffalo's Lee Evans in the game against Cleveland. If you see Calfox and he has a bruise in the middle of his forehead, it's likely because he's been banging his head against anything immobile. The tie leaves the KosarDawgs in fourth place at 6-4-1, a hairs breadth ahead of WPB Browns and the BrownDogs at 6-5-0.
WPB Browns, suffering from a late season slump, dropped their third in a row, losing to Greenville Mayhem 63-80. Anquan Boldin (25) and Frank Gore (19) helped boost Mayhem over the 1000 point mark for the season. The point total could prove to be a significant factor in determining whether or not the team ends up in the playoffs. Mayhem has a critical matchup this week against the league leading Beanpot, who has won three in a row. This week's 97-46 win for Beanpot came at the expense of OYGB who showed some spark earlier in the season but has started to fade.
The BrownDogs kept themselves in the hunt by defeating the Ballantyne CraZeez, 84-69.
Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Streak Waiver Moves
1. Beanpot 9-2-0 .818 961 W-3 2 5
2. DTBH 8-3-0 .727 908 W-1 6 12
3. GREENville Mayhem 7-3-1 .682 1007 W-2 10 5
4. WVBrownsfan 6-4-1 .591 882 T-1 1 3
5. WPB Browns 6-5-0 .545 978 L-3 7 31
6. BrownDogs 6-5-0 .545 892 W-1 8 12
7. Calfox KosarDawgs 5-5-1 .500 853 T-1 5 16
8. OYGB 4-5-2 .455 837 L-2 11 29
9. Notredamers 4-6-1 .409 926 W-2 9 17
10. Ballantyne craZeez 4-7-0 .364 757 L-1 4 15
11. Insert Clever Name 3-8-0 .273 767 L-6 12 11
12. Port City Cat Dawgs 1-10-0 .091 582 L-8 3 5
Beanpot's League TWO: The Cleveland Cribbs, trying to make a run for the playoffs, can thank Joseph Addai (26) for the 89-87 win over NavDawg. This gives the Cribbs a record of 5-6-0 heading into what should be an easy game against the PackRats. Week 13 follows with what could prove to be the decisive game of the season against THE HAMMER. The battle for the fourth seed in the playoffs is still very much up for grabs.
The Usual Suspects subjected Lambdo's AirShow to a 102-73 drubbing. Brady Quinn was in and was expected to ignite the AirShow. Instead, Brady (4), Jamal Lewis (4), and Kellen Winslow (5) kept Lambdo fizzling on the ground.
Beanpot delivered a 94-58 knockout punch to another beer please whose only hope is an early draft pick next season. Julius Jones, Edgerrin James, and Lee Evans all dished out goose eggs to go with that brew for abp.
The Suspects and Beanpot scrimmage this week in a game that could decide the top seed in League TWO.
The spoilers added some spice to the mix this week. Huskymania relished a 32 point performance from Matt Cassell and kicked the Traveling Pants where it hurt, 84-69. And Jumpin' Jack Flash put the whammy on the Rookies 90-78.
Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Streak Waiver Moves
1. The Usual Suspects 8-3-0 .727 1075 W-1 11 49
2. Beanpot 7-4-0 .636 954 W-1 4 9
3. Rookies 7-4-0 636 952 L-1 3 8
4. The Pack Rats 6-5-0 .545 861 L-1 6 18
5. THE HAMMER 6-5-0 .545 860 W-1 5 8
6. Traveling Pants 6-5-0 .545 793 L-1 7 17
7. Cleveland Cribbs 5-6-0 .455 859 W-3 12 23
8. Lambdo's Air Show 4 4-6-1 .409 887 L-1 10 13
9. Navdawg 4-6-1 .409 875 L-1 9 26
10. another beer please 4-6-1 .409 763 L-2 1 1
11. Jumpin' Jack Flash 4-7-0 .364 844 W-1 2 3
12. Huskymania 3-7-1 .318 894 W-1 8 19
Tom Flugel's League THREE: Not to be outdone by Heidi, Tom waxed creative in the holiday spirit this week. Here's his inspired report:
Twas the month before playoffs
and all through League Three
the teams were compete'n
for the post season to be.
The scoreboard shall tell us
who's naughty or nice:
Flugelmaniacs
82 Final
Devil Dawgs
79
Flugel: Shaun Hill 22, Steve Slaton 16, Wes Welker 14
Devil Dawgs: TJ Houshmandzadeh 27, Michael Turner 17, GB Def 16
Furnier's Devil Dawgs only needed 4 points from speedster Lee Evans on Monday Night vrs the much maligned Cleveland Secondary. But Flugel's waterboys kept the secondary well hydrated and uncramped for the mission. Evans got 0 catches for 0 yards in operation focus and finish. A much needed win for the Flugelmaniacs as they await guys like Jason Witten and Reggie Bush returning to health.
Cleveland Steamers
103 Final
Calfox KosarDawgs
78
Steamers: Hines Ward 19, Tyler Thigpen 17, NYG Def 17
Calfox: Phil Dawson 21, Brandon Jacobs 16, Philly Def 14
Ebeneezer Scrooge's Steamers only let Calfox Cratchet's kicker have fun. The rest of the Cratchet's couldn't outhustle Tiny Tim for points. Rumor has it Tiny Tim has lent Brandon Jacobs his cane. Stay tuned though because the Ghosts of Christmas present and Christmas future has a soft spot for those poor Cratchets.
Team Sabre
68 Final
Choo Choo's
46
Team Sabre: Larry Fitzgerald 20, Matt Forte 12, Brandon Marshall 11
Choo Choos: Kevin Curtis 11, Jay Cutler 10, Chris Johnson 9
Practicing for the Christmas season ahead, the Grinch thought he'd sharpen his skills for his annual road trip to Whoville by stopping by League 3 to steal some Batteries, Scoreboard and Gatorade away from those Choo Choos. Unfortunately for the rest of League 3 - all that probably did was restore the old "I think I can" mentality the Choo Choos were able to repeat 8 weeks in a row.
Rice's Rampage
97 Final
Believeland
100
Rice: Marshawn Lynch 26, Peyton Manning 18, Greg Jennings 15
Believeland: Anquan Boldin 25, Dwayne Bowe 22, Jonathan Stewart 15
Thaak's Believeland kept the faith but it's a shame someone had to lose when both teams scored at least 97 points. There's an old saying old school coaches like to remind their players about as the scoring of superstars gets tallied: "We're only as good as our last guy." Unfortuantely for Rice's Rampage, Earnest Graham's injury resulted in 0 points. One might say Earnest Saved Christmas in Believeland.
Fan Of STEEL
60 Final
Wating For Noodles 3
65
FOS: Marion Barber 21, Jerricho Cotchery 14, Santonio Holmes 9
Waiting for Noodles: Joseph Addai 26, Reggie Wayne 13, Donald Driver 8
Waiting For Noodles exercised their Nerves of Steel as they cooled down another hot team. Their latest victim is the Fan of Steel. It looked like Jack Frost didn't allow any Steelers to heat up in the FOS lineup. Meanwhile the mother nature supplied enough heat indoors at Indy to allow Addai and Wayne to bring the noodles to a winning boil.
Bermeck's Ky Hicks
41 Final
The Noble Savages
90
Bermeck KY Hicks: Ryan Grant 16, Steve Smith 8, Chad Johnson 6
Noble Savages: Frank Gore 19, Calvin Johnson 16, Josh Brown 12
While the Noble Savages would like to thank Bermey's KY Hicks for playing Secret Santa one more time - let's not forget only 3 of our 12 teams scored more than the 90 points the Savages put up. 5 of the 8 starting Savages produced double digit points, and one more finished with 9 points to reflect a well balanced attack.
Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Streak
1. Choo Choo's 8-3-0 .727 933 L-1
2. Flugelmaniacs 7-4-0 .636 921 W-1
3. Fan Of STEEL 7-4-0 .636 904 L-1
4. Team Sabre 7-4-0 .636 880 W-2
5. Rice's Rampage 6-5-0 .545 986 L-2
6. Cleveland Steamers 6-5-0 .545 962 W-2
7. Devil Dawgs 6-5-0 .545 823 L-2
8. Wating For Noodles 3 6-5-0 .545 802 W-3
9. Believeland 5-6-0 .455 851 W-1
10. The Noble Savages 5-6-0 .455 840 W-1
11. Calfox KosarDawgs 2-9-0 .182 729 L-1
12. Bermeck's Ky Hicks 1-10-0 .091 582 L-4
Heidi's League FOUR: The commissioners really are making it easy on me. Take it away, Heidi!
My Helmet's 2 Tight
72 Final
Blitzburgh
53
My Helmet's 2 Tight Leaders: Frank Gore 18, Roddy White 16
Blitzburgh Leaders: Steve Smith 14, Jay Cutler 13
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DaManBeagles
54 Final
vdogrowz
91
# DaManBeagles Leaders:T.J. Houshmandzadeh 27, Brian Westbrook 18
# vdogrowz Leaders: Anquan Boldin 25, Joseph Addai 26
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Corky Crennels Byah!
82 Final
wrfootball82
84
# Corky Crennels Byah! Leaders: Steve Slaton 16, Brett Farve 17
# wrfootball82 Leaders: Marshawn Lynch 26, Neil Rackers 17
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Team DangeRuss
80 Final
dirty hands
73
# Team DangeRuss Leaders: Larry Fitzgerald 20, Hines Ward 19
# dirty hands Leaders: Peyton Hillis 18, Brandon Jacobs 16
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Brownsfaninkorea
105 Final
2yy4u
68
# Brownsfaninkorea Leaders: Dwayne Bowe 22, Phil Dawson 21
# 2yy4u Leaders: Marvin Harrison Leaders: 20, Calvin Johnson 16
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Illegal Procedure
67 Final
Season Ending Injury
120
# Illegal Procedure Leaders: Wes Welker 14, Randy Moss 10
# Season Ending Injury Leaders: Matt Cassel 32, Marion Barber 21
Notes:
1)Team DangeRuss lost 11 pts by playing RB Chris Johnson instead of RB DeAngelo Williams
2) Season Ending Injury made an amazing recovery for a win and the league's high score of 120 pts. after last weeks devestatng loss. Unfortunately, SEI is going to have to do something with Earnest Graham who was left in again this week scoring 0 pts because his ankle injury may have him out the rest of the season.
3) 2yy4u could have doubled is 9 pts at his QB position to 18 by playing Payton Manning instead of Kurt Warner. He also came up with a 0 by playing RB Reggie Bush instead of Leon Washing (16) ouch.
4) RB Ryan Grant (16) and WR Lance Moore and their combined 36 pts sat on the bench watching as Plaxico Burress and Ronnie Brown played for a combonation of 11 pts for My Helmet's 2 Tight. Amazingly the team still won the match up despited Helmet's fumbleing move. Maybe they need to looses the helmet.
5) vdogrowz left 17 pts on his bench by playing WR LenDale White (3) instead of Maurice Jones-Drew.
6) Corky Crennels Byah! asked the smack question...whaen will fatboy get canned?
7) We come to DaManBeagles. Sigh. What can I say? I think when I said wake up league 4, DaManBeagles decided to put his team to sleep. Laurence Maroney who is still on the IR was left in yet again. Agreed that he does not have much to work with at RB but the option to go and get another RB from the players list is still there.
So I don't leave the impression that the news is all bad, Team DangeRuss and Brownsfaninkorea are battleing for the top and will probably do so in the playoffs making for some excitement in the league and the rest of league 4 is giving their best shots to make it into the top spots.
Standings:
Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Streak Waiver Moves
1. Team DangeRuss 8-3-0 .727 958 W-4 7 7
2. Brownsfaninkorea 7-4-0 .636 967 W-2 1 4
3. Season Ending Injury 6-5-0 .545 876 W-1 3 3
4. Illegal Procedure 6-5-0 .545 873 L-1 10 17
5. dirty hands 6-5-0 .545 840 L-1 6 16
6. Blitzburgh 6-5-0 .545 816 L-1 9 10
7. wrfootball82 6-5-0 .545 790 W-3 8 4
8. 2yy4u 5-6-0 .455 905 L-5 12 2
9. My Helmet's 2 Tight 5-6-0 .455 745 W-1 2 4
10. vdogrowz 4-7-0 .364 903 W-1 4 24
11. Corky Crennels Byah! 4-7-0 .364 732 L-2 11 27
12. DaManBeagles 3-8-0 .273 664 L-3 5 -
Season Ending Injury has the top score and really SHOULD win the Viagra this week but I think Heidi and Tom deserve it instead. You guys are the bomb.
Season Ending Injury has the top score and really SHOULD win the Viagra this week but I think Heidi and Tom deserve it instead. You guys are the bomb.
Thanks Kathy! You've really done a fabulous job with the WOOF WOOF column this year. I had a little extra time this week and I found myself in a goofey mood so I ran with it. Just know - I give you the green light to edit anything you see fit or add to things if you like.
- Tom F.
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I laughed so hard, my Kool aid came out of my nose
! I wish I were kidding. It was truely funny, funnier than usual if that is possible.Great job putting this together as usual Kathy! Where do you find the time?
Tom, great Christmas theme btw. I guess I came up with a turkey this week
Good luck to the stat geeks (and you know who you are) on figuring out the supreme leader of the BrownsBoard this year. And good luck to all the teams heading for the playoffs. I'll just sit here and watch my cranberries jell.
Heidi
I laughed so hard, my Kool aid came out of my nose
! I wish I were kidding. It was truely funny, funnier than usual if that is possible.Great job putting this together as usual Kathy! Where do you find the time?
Tom, great Christmas theme btw. I guess I came up with a turkey this week
Good luck to the stat geeks (and you know who you are) on figuring out the supreme leader of the BrownsBoard this year. And good luck to all the teams heading for the playoffs. I'll just sit here and watch my cranberries jell.
Heidi
LOL! Thanks Heidi! Good job by you too! I'll tell you what - Kathy really has us looking forward to every column.
- Tom F.
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Cleveland Steamers
103 Final
Calfox KosarDawgs
78
Steamers: Hines Ward 19, Tyler Thigpen 17, NYG Def 17
Calfox: Phil Dawson 21, Brandon Jacobs 16, Philly Def 14
Ebeneezer Scrooge's Steamers only let Calfox Cratchet's kicker have fun. The rest of the Cratchet's couldn't outhustle Tiny Tim for points. Rumor has it Tiny Tim has lent Brandon Jacobs his cane. Stay tuned though because the Ghosts of Christmas present and Christmas future has a soft spot for those poor Cratchets.
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Great job, Mr. Flugels !
(bah humbug, bring on Turkey Day DINNER)
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Cleveland Steamers
103 Final
Calfox KosarDawgs
78
Steamers: Hines Ward 19, Tyler Thigpen 17, NYG Def 17
Calfox: Phil Dawson 21, Brandon Jacobs 16, Philly Def 14
Ebeneezer Scrooge's Steamers only let Calfox Cratchet's kicker have fun. The rest of the Cratchet's couldn't outhustle Tiny Tim for points. Rumor has it Tiny Tim has lent Brandon Jacobs his cane. Stay tuned though because the Ghosts of Christmas present and Christmas future has a soft spot for those poor Cratchets.
************************************************
Great job, Mr. Flugels !
(bah humbug, bring on Turkey Day DINNER)
Cleveland Steamers
103 Final
Calfox KosarDawgs
78
Steamers: Hines Ward 19, Tyler Thigpen 17, NYG Def 17
Calfox: Phil Dawson 21, Brandon Jacobs 16, Philly Def 14
Ebeneezer Scrooge's Steamers only let Calfox Cratchet's kicker have fun. The rest of the Cratchet's couldn't outhustle Tiny Tim for points. Rumor has it Tiny Tim has lent Brandon Jacobs his cane. Stay tuned though because the Ghosts of Christmas present and Christmas future has a soft spot for those poor Cratchets.
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Great job, Mr. Flugels !
LOL! Thanks for being a good sport Cal! The Ghost of Christmas Present paid me a visit to remind me those Cratchets turned the Flugelmaniacs into the Junior Varsity just a couple weeks ago. It's not like me ego wasn't already bruised from losing 4 of my last 5 while Bush, Witten, and Parker have taken the General Hospital detour.
- Tom F.
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