THE BROWNS BOARD WEEKEND
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This past weekends performance certainly didn't inspire me to fork out for a $300 airfare to sit in the stands in Cleveland in the freezing cold and have my dick fall of like a freaking icicle.
This past weekends performance certainly didn't inspire me to fork out for a $300 airfare to sit in the stands in Cleveland in the freezing cold and have my dick fall of like a freaking icicle.
I know man, I was thinking about that on Sunday. If I were you, I wouldn't come. If you want to we will still have a great time, but I can understand you not making the trip because of this team.
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Trust me...coming to see this team wouldn't be the reason for making the trip. I'd make the trip because I love coming home to Cleveland and I love being in the stadium and I'm just delusional enough to think every Sunday that we might actually win.
I'm not ruling out the trip...but after watching yesterday, it's tough to get fired up about it.
I don't expect to win every week, but I'd like to see us play competitive or at least feel like we were moving in the right direction. As much as I don't want to turn this into a QB debate....knowing that Ratliff or Quinn would be starting by that point would make me somewhat inspired because at least I'd have hope that one of them might be the future..kinda like seeing Harrison being the starter and getting the majority of the carries. That was one positive on Sunday...seeing Robiske starting at WR..lets get him at Massawhatever as much time on the field as possible.
We should do the same thing on defense..play all the rookies and young players and let them learn...if we're going to get our brains in at least do it with some guys with the possibility of a future.
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LOL! You guys!!!!! if I can invest something like $1600 dollars on this weekend so can you, I know you both to be hard working successful business people who can justify a couple hundred greens for the trip - so that's one excuse put to bed.
So what if it's cold, just think how those pussies from San Diego are going to feel when they leave the training ground on the Thursday afternoon. And it means your beer stays cold no matter how long you hold it for which come to think of it is never that long at a tailgate.
Plus the best pregame grub ever cooked on a grill is readily available. (Ed, Don make sure you pay me in used bills for that comment)
AND you get to laugh at Mine and G-man's accents and our ridiculous attempts to get on the Jumbotron with our outfits / banners / flags etc.
FINALLY I have kept in touch with an awesomely hot couple of girls on facebook that were sat behind us at the game last year and they have said they are going to come along to the tailgate.
Stan, your plan sounds just excellent - I am so stoked up despite the team performances. My Cavs tickets arrived yesterday - cheap seats but seats nonetheless. Pre and post game drinkies & eats sound perfecto. We should be touchning down at basestation BROWNS downtown about 6pm. In the Winking lizard at approx 6.05pm. Hard Rock after sounds equally good, our waitress there last year was smokin'. (Even though she thought we were australian)
Saturday sounds great too, our only commitment is picking up our game tickets from JohnG on this board at some point and attending the backers bash at the Blind Pig - Gman loves the budweiser girls - I like talking to old legends from the team. Plus I want to win the Cribbs helmet this year and not end up with a freakin signed footbal from someone as rubbish as old Edwards butterhands this time. if we can sneak in a college & or HS game that would be perfect - we are flexible.
Sunday is sunday. I don't know whether to paint myself orange and turn up half naked or to dress up as the Queen of England in orange and brown, I'm damned if we don't get on the bloody screen this year. We have also ordered a 6ft banner to drape over row 1, you cant say we dont try. I might bring a bottle of Pimms with me so that we can have a civilised drink or two before getting smashed on that orange stuff.
I also recommend after game drinks at that country bar opposite the Blind Pig afterwards. I am determined to stay on the mechanical bull for longer than 3 seconds this year. Plus some of the girls that ride that thing are very talented. Above all this coming Football Weekend, I must rember to eat something on game day. I turned yellow last year with that alcohol only diet - seriously, bright yellow!
Looking forward to it with enormous excitement. Win or lose we're on the booze.
HowieDawg.
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Now if that bloody sick bastards post above don't get you two blokes off your ass and to Cleveland on December 6th, you must be tea sipping homosexuals.
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I'm proud to say that I attended the first tailgate party - August 1999. It was funny in that people relied on the very nice name buttons Kathy was kind enough to make, so we could determine the Furnier's from the Doug's, for example.
I hoped to make it out this year but the schedule, itself, and the quality of the team makes it hard to justify the money (and time away).
Hopefully, next year. Still a few veterans on this board that I haven't met?
Where is Shane?
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I'm proud to say that I attended the first tailgate party - August 1999. It was funny in that people relied on the very nice name buttons Kathy was kind enough to make, so we could determine the Furnier's from the Doug's, for example.
I hoped to make it out this year but the schedule, itself, and the quality of the team makes it hard to justify the money (and time away).
Hopefully, next year. Still a few veterans on this board that I haven't met?
Where is Shane?
I'm proud to say that I attended the first tailgate party - August 1999. It was funny in that people relied on the very nice name buttons Kathy was kind enough to make, so we could determine the Furnier's from the Doug's, for example.
I hoped to make it out this year but the schedule, itself, and the quality of the team makes it hard to justify the money (and time away).
Chickening out of playing me in billiards again this year, huh?
Hopefully, next year. Still a few veterans on this board that I haven't met?
Where is Shane?
Well, there is still hope that Shane re-emerges somewhere. Dency came back after a few years of being disconnected, so hopefully Shane will too ... and 'Q' ... Erocc is on my facebook, and re-registered here a few weeks back, he's a mod at OBR site.
It Mark and Zippy come in, I'll have to see what Gumbo is up to. I haven't seen him in years. Where's Prima?
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I forgot to mention the danger you put me in, Stan.
First it was driving home on the bridge that was collapsing.
Then it was that darn Orange bus. Still have nightmared about that one.
I believe Prima committed suicide after Obama got elected.
BTW, I beat you in OH and CT.
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I keep thinking about it.
I have to come up for the Steelers game as I have that seat promised to someone from Columbus and am hand delivering it to their tailgate.
So that would mean come up on Saturday, head back Monday, head back on Wed or Thursday, then head back home on Friday or Saturday after the Steelers game.
I guess what I am saying is I am not sure I want to get kicked in the nuts on Sunday, then turn around and get kicked there again on Thursday.
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Ballpeen, it would be great to meet you. Can't you buy a groin guard for the sunday??
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Gang, the schedulemakers were not kind to us this season. It looks like the 10th Annivesary gathering will be the next tailgate party and the final one of this season. For the other games, i'm sure we'll still be getting together at the Flat Iron or in some other fashion.
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Gang, the schedulemakers were not kind to us this season. It looks like the 10th Annivesary gathering will be the next tailgate party and the final one of this season. For the other games, i'm sure we'll still be getting together at the Flat Iron or in some other fashion.
Gang, the schedulemakers were not kind to us this season. It looks like the 10th Annivesary gathering will be the next tailgate party and the final one of this season. For the other games, i'm sure we'll still be getting together at the Flat Iron or in some other fashion.
just so that I'm understanding correctly, the December 6th tailgate will be the last one or is there one before that?
The tailgate is a big part of me making the trip. Howies post helped I'm gonna read it tonight after a couple beers and then I'll make my reservations.
I think
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The December 6th Tailgate Party from 9:00am-3:30pm, prior to the Browns/Chargers game, will be a BIG ONE, but will be our last for this year.
There is a Home game before that game, but it is a Monday Night game, which are difficult to do. The one immediately after the Chargers game is a Thursday Night Game, which is even more difficult to do. After that, we are facing December 27th & January 3rd games .... which could be in 3' of snow.
The Dec. 6th Tailgate Party will be our finale of our Tenth year ... plan accordingly.
Thanks NFL for a F'ed up Home Schedule:
(remaining Home games)
MONDAY, Nov. 16th vs Baltihole Ratbirds, 8:30pm - NO TAILGATE PARTY Weekday
SUNDAY, Dec. 6th vs San Diego Chargers, 4:05pm - MEGA BASH TAILGATE PARTY, 10-YR ANNAVERSARY!
THURSDAY, Dec. 10th vs Shittsburgh Squeelers, 8:20pm - NO TAILGATE PARTY Weekday
SUNDAY, Dec. 27th vs Oakland Raiders, 1:00pm - NO TRADITIONAL TAILGATE PARTY Weather*
SUNDAY, Jan. 3rd vs Jacksonville Jaguars - NO TAILGATE PARTY Weather*
* subject to playoff implications
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The December 6th Tailgate Party from 9:00am-3:30pm, prior to the Browns/Chargers game, will be a BIG ONE, but will be our last for this year.
There is a Home game before that game, but it is a Monday Night game, which are difficult to do. The one immediately after the Chargers game is a Thursday Night Game, which is even more difficult to do. After that, we are facing December 27th & January 3rd games .... which could be in 3' of snow.
The Dec. 6th Tailgate Party will be our finale of our Tenth year ... plan accordingly.
Thanks NFL for a F'ed up Home Schedule:
(remaining Home games)
MONDAY, Nov. 16th vs Baltihole Ratbirds, 8:30pm - NO TAILGATE PARTY Weekday
SUNDAY, Dec. 6th vs San Diego Chargers, 4:05pm - MEGA BASH TAILGATE PARTY, 10-YR ANNAVERSARY!
THURSDAY, Dec. 10th vs Shittsburgh Squeelers, 8:20pm - NO TAILGATE PARTY Weekday
SUNDAY, Dec. 27th vs Oakland Raiders, 1:00pm - NO TRADITIONAL TAILGATE PARTY Weather*
SUNDAY, Jan. 3rd vs Jacksonville Jaguars - NO TAILGATE PARTY Weather*
* subject to playoff implications
The December 6th Tailgate Party from 9:00am-3:30pm, prior to the Browns/Chargers game, will be a BIG ONE, but will be our last for this year.
There is a Home game before that game, but it is a Monday Night game, which are difficult to do. The one immediately after the Chargers game is a Thursday Night Game, which is even more difficult to do. After that, we are facing December 27th & January 3rd games .... which could be in 3' of snow.
The Dec. 6th Tailgate Party will be our finale of our Tenth year ... plan accordingly.
Thanks NFL for a F'ed up Home Schedule:
(remaining Home games)
MONDAY, Nov. 16th vs Baltihole Ratbirds, 8:30pm - NO TAILGATE PARTY Weekday
SUNDAY, Dec. 6th vs San Diego Chargers, 4:05pm - MEGA BASH TAILGATE PARTY, 10-YR ANNAVERSARY!
THURSDAY, Dec. 10th vs Shittsburgh Squeelers, 8:20pm - NO TAILGATE PARTY Weekday
SUNDAY, Dec. 27th vs Oakland Raiders, 1:00pm - NO TRADITIONAL TAILGATE PARTY Weather*
SUNDAY, Jan. 3rd vs Jacksonville Jaguars - NO TAILGATE PARTY Weather*
* subject to playoff implications
Depending on what happens with the Gators and the bowl games, I will probably come up for the Jags game...glutton for punishment I suppose...I may see you then if you guys hit the flatiron or some other establishment....if not.....had a great time with you for the three I made this year and see you boys next year
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Zombo said:
Two shots of the Orange Shit and you'll be sporting fire like the Heat Miser.Zombo
Let me tell you about that orange shit. The last time larry showed up he also had a BLUE AND A WHITE bottle. We had to try them all and Im telling you it doesnt matter how bad the teams playing , your not going to remember the first half anyway
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Zombo said:
Two shots of the Orange Shit and you'll be sporting fire like the Heat Miser.Zombo
Let me tell you about that orange shit. The last time larry showed up he also had a BLUE AND A WHITE bottle. We had to try them all and Im telling you it doesnt matter how bad the teams playing , your not going to remember the first half anyway
Let me tell you about that orange shit. The last time larry showed up he also had a BLUE AND A WHITE bottle. We had to try them all and Im telling you it doesnt matter how bad the teams playing , your not going to remember the first half anyway
I thought Larry was a confirmed wino. What's this orange stuff I keep hearing about?
Woof Woof, Kathy http://cognitivemanifesto.com/ http://www.skadden.com/index.cfm?contentID=49&officeID=9 Bendix ESP -
Let me tell you about that orange shit. The last time larry showed up he also had a BLUE AND A WHITE bottle. We had to try them all and Im telling you it doesnt matter how bad the teams playing , your not going to remember the first half anyway
I thought Larry was a confirmed wino. What's this orange stuff I keep hearing about?
I thought Larry was a confirmed wino. What's this orange stuff I keep hearing about?
Curacao.
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