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  • ATENEARSA ATENEARS

    On November 21st TheBrownsBoard is sponsoring a Night At The Races Fundraiser, and we bought a Horse to compete in the 7th Race.

    Now, we need a Name for the Horse. there will be no kid's there, so it can even be a bit raunchy.

    It's the BYE WEEK, expect all kinds of cheesy fun crap like this all week.

    C Chicopee John wrote on
    #28

    @atenears said:

    On November 21st TheBrownsBoard is sponsoring a Night At The Races Fundraiser, and we bought a Horse to compete in the 7th Race.

    Now, we need a Name for the Horse. there will be no kid's there, so it can even be a bit raunchy.

    It's the BYE WEEK, expect all kinds of cheesy fun crap like this all week.

    In honor of our world-class tailgate cook and organizer, I suggest, "Mr. Ed".

    "God is great. Beer is good. People are crazy."
  • R roach wrote on
    #29

    Iva Limberdick is always a fan favorite.

    The last time we named our horse Di or Rhea it won. Plus the announcer had a hard time calling the race. Imagine him trying to say "Di or Rhea coming up the rear" or "Di or Rhea approaching fast on the inside." He wasn't too happy at first, but he got into it and had fun with it.

    You might consider Rabbi Kutcherpeterov. i've been saving that one, but you can use it since it's for the Board.

  • R roach

    Iva Limberdick is always a fan favorite.

    The last time we named our horse Di or Rhea it won. Plus the announcer had a hard time calling the race. Imagine him trying to say "Di or Rhea coming up the rear" or "Di or Rhea approaching fast on the inside." He wasn't too happy at first, but he got into it and had fun with it.

    You might consider Rabbi Kutcherpeterov. i've been saving that one, but you can use it since it's for the Board.

    S steel88 wrote on
    #30

    @roach said:

    Iva Limberdick is always a fan favorite.

    The last time we named our horse Di or Rhea it won. Plus the announcer had a hard time calling the race. Imagine him trying to say "Di or Rhea coming up the rear" or "Di or Rhea approaching fast on the inside." He wasn't too happy at first, but he got into it and had fun with it.

    You might consider Rabbi Kutcherpeterov. i've been saving that one, but you can use it since it's for the Board.

    If were going this route why not use a classic like Heywood Jablome

    What we're seeing here in 2010 is precisely what happened in NE a decade ago. It worked for them then, and it wiill work for us now. Why? Because it's the only way it's ever worked in pro football. Just ask Paul Brown. Or Vince Lombardi. Or Tom Landry. .02, Clemdawg
  • S steel88

    @roach said:

    Iva Limberdick is always a fan favorite.

    The last time we named our horse Di or Rhea it won. Plus the announcer had a hard time calling the race. Imagine him trying to say "Di or Rhea coming up the rear" or "Di or Rhea approaching fast on the inside." He wasn't too happy at first, but he got into it and had fun with it.

    You might consider Rabbi Kutcherpeterov. i've been saving that one, but you can use it since it's for the Board.

    If were going this route why not use a classic like Heywood Jablome

    R roach wrote on
    #31

    Dawgfanforever88 said:

    If were going this route why not use a classic like Heywood Jablome

    Yes, that horse should do well. Buster Hyman likes to open a little at the end and can be a strong finisher in the mud.

  • medicinemanM medicineman wrote on
    #32

    First round draft pick

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  • HowieDawgH HowieDawg wrote on
    #33

    Big Gay UK Guys!!!!! Stan, what is the implication here??????????? 😠😆

    Tailgate loving, Steelers hating, Trans-Atlantic Browns fan. Annually disappointed since '88. Annually optimistic since '88. GO BROWNS!
  • HowieDawgH HowieDawg

    Big Gay UK Guys!!!!! Stan, what is the implication here??????????? 😠😆

    ATENEARSA ATENEARS wrote on
    #34

    @howiedawg said:

    Big Gay UK Guys!!!!! Stan, what is the implication here???????????

    LOL, Not United Kingdom ... it was a mock in 1999 to the surge of University of Kentucky homo's that flooded the sites as poser-Browns-Fans when Tim Couch was drafted.

    HowieDawgH 1 Reply
  • ClevelandFanForLifeC ClevelandFanForLife wrote on
    #35

    InBernieWeTrust

    once a fan, always a fan. married to a steeler fan. aaaaaaaaah! --andy
  • LCDawgFan13L LCDawgFan13 wrote on
    #36

    Also Ran

    Pick-6

    FUMBLE!

    1st round bust

    Last Place

    No Running Game

  • ATENEARSA ATENEARS

    @howiedawg said:

    Big Gay UK Guys!!!!! Stan, what is the implication here???????????

    LOL, Not United Kingdom ... it was a mock in 1999 to the surge of University of Kentucky homo's that flooded the sites as poser-Browns-Fans when Tim Couch was drafted.

    HowieDawgH HowieDawg wrote on
    #37

    @atenears said:

    LOL, Not United Kingdom ... it was a mock in 1999 to the surge of University of Kentucky homo's that flooded the sites as poser-Browns-Fans when Tim Couch was drafted.

    LOL, OK then I won't headbutt you at the tailgate now I know 😉

    Tailgate loving, Steelers hating, Trans-Atlantic Browns fan. Annually disappointed since '88. Annually optimistic since '88. GO BROWNS!
  • Kosar_For_PresidentK Kosar_For_President wrote on
    #38

    Mike Hawk

    Luck is Tim Couch. Big, Dumb Goofy, slow thinking QB - Ghoolie, 2-28-12
    ClevelandFanForLifeC 1 Reply
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  • hx214H hx214 wrote on
    #39

    Need a Spark

    Held Accountable

    Bo Bo the Dancing Bear

    Jamal's Tippy Toes

    Bernie's Drinkin' Buddy

    Incomplete Pass

    Daboll's QB Sneak

    Then there is always our old stand by - I Just Came in My Pants - The announcer always loves that one...

    ❤️
  • Kosar_For_PresidentK Kosar_For_President

    Mike Hawk

    ClevelandFanForLifeC ClevelandFanForLife wrote on
    #40

    @kosar_for_president said:

    Mike Hawk

    i can hear it now: and it's mike hawk coming up the rear ready to make an explosive move...

    once a fan, always a fan. married to a steeler fan. aaaaaaaaah! --andy
    Kosar_For_PresidentK 1 Reply
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  • ballpeenB ballpeen wrote on
    #41

    Mare Hooker

    If everybody had like minds, we would never learn.
  • ClevelandFanForLifeC ClevelandFanForLife

    @kosar_for_president said:

    Mike Hawk

    i can hear it now: and it's mike hawk coming up the rear ready to make an explosive move...

    Kosar_For_PresidentK Kosar_For_President wrote on
    #42

    @clevelandfanforlife said:

    i can hear it now: and it's mike hawk coming up the rear ready to make an explosive move...

    LOL

    Luck is Tim Couch. Big, Dumb Goofy, slow thinking QB - Ghoolie, 2-28-12
  • medicinemanM medicineman wrote on
    #43

    Ima Hooker

  • medicinemanM medicineman

    Ima Hooker

    ClevelandFanForLifeC ClevelandFanForLife wrote on
    #44

    @medicineman said:

    Ima Hooker

    really? which corner do you work. do you need a pimp?

    once a fan, always a fan. married to a steeler fan. aaaaaaaaah! --andy
    ❤️
  • ATENEARSA ATENEARS wrote on
    #45

    Kokinis-envy

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  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #46

    I like to take my naming of a horse seriously. One way to do that is to adopt the name perhaps of an aircraft carrier or battle ship for the name of the horse. Here are a few:

    Intrepid

    Endeavour

    Enterprise

    Independence

    (I guess some of these are also USS Starships)

  • Mark OM Mark O wrote on
    #47

    I like trap game myself..

    Or how about "i must be an idiot to spend money to fly 2000 miles across the country and sit in the freezing ass cold to watch this team play" ?

    That might be a bit wordy though....

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