Survey Monday Ho Ho Ho

[Westside Steve]

@the-gipper said:

Here are this weeks survey questions:

1. Aside from the obvious answers (Steelers and Ravens) which of the playoff contenders do you most want to see "left home for the Holidays" (that used to be a true euphamism back when the regular season ended before X-mas), i.e. left out of the playoffs?

The Cowboys and Eagles.

2. What is your favorite Christmas/Holiday movie?

Miracle on 34th Street.

3. What is you favorite Christmas Carol?

O Come Emmanuel.

4. What present would you like to see delivered for Christmas to the NFL or your favorite team?

Suh.

5. HO HO HO, Sanity Clause here! Just sit on my lap boys and girls (especially girls....over 18...I am not a pedafile) and tell me:

What one personal present do YOU want for Christmas?

A hot sisteen year lod Japanese girl.

WSS

[ClevelandFanForLife]

@westside-steve said:

A hot sisteen year lod Japanese girl.

WSS

yeah, sisteen year lod girls are so much hotter than sixteen year old girls.

[calfoxwc]

1. Aside from the obvious answers (Steelers and Ravens) which of the playoff contenders do you most want to see "left home for the Holidays" (that used to be a true euphamism back when the regular season ended before X-mas), i.e. left out of the playoffs?

New England.

2. What is your favorite Christmas/Holiday movie?

"A Smoky Mountain Christmas"

3. What is you favorite Christmas Carol?

"Christmas in Your Arms" by Alabama, their second Christmas album

This Christmas album is excellent, and this particular song is really my favorite.

4. What present would you like to see delivered for Christmas to the NFL or your favorite team?

Suh or Berry

5. HO HO HO, Sanity Clause here! Just sit on my lap boys and girls (especially girls....over 18...I am not a pedafile) and tell me:

What one personal present do YOU want for Christmas?

A safe trip driving round trip to Texas from here in Ohio over the holidays !

[The Gipper]

[5. HO HO HO, Sanity Clause here! Just sit on my lap boys and girls (especially girls....over 18...I am not a pedafile) and tell me:

What one personal present do YOU want for Christmas?

A safe trip driving round trip to Texas from here in Ohio over the holidays !

Hmm, I am going FROM here to Texas, but I am flying. No ice storms please.

[The Gipper]

@clevelandfanforlife said:

yeah, sisteen year lod girls are so much hotter than sixteen year old girls.

Perhaps we should ask if he would settle for an 18 year old Korean?

[Browns]

1. Aside from the obvious answers (Steelers and Ravens) which of the playoff contenders do you most want to see "left home for the Holidays" (that used to be a true euphamism back when the regular season ended before X-mas), i.e. left out of the playoffs?

Colts

2. What is your favorite Christmas/Holiday movie?

I don't know.

3. What is you favorite Christmas Carol?

Carol of the bells

4. What present would you like to see delivered for Christmas to the NFL or your favorite team?

the browns getting the # 1 pick

5. HO HO HO, Sanity Clause here! Just sit on my lap boys and girls (especially girls....over 18...I am not a pedafile) and tell me:

What one personal present do YOU want for Christmas?

Josh cribbs jersey.

[calfoxwc]

[5. HO HO HO, Sanity Clause here! Just sit on my lap boys and girls (especially girls....over 18...I am not a pedafile) and tell me:

What one personal present do YOU want for Christmas?

A safe trip driving round trip to Texas from here in Ohio over the holidays !

Hmm, I am going FROM here to Texas, but I am flying. No ice storms please.

****************************************************************

We're just S. of Akron, you aren't far away. They can de-ice airplane wings...

tires on my Wife's suv, not so much. We've flown into Dallas, and got stranded in

Atlanta one time for 3 hrs after our connecting flight home was cancelled...

I hope we don't get snowed in on the highway someplace in the boondocks of Arkansas or somewhere,

I'm takin bottled water, food and sleeping bags just in case.

Maybe on the way down, maybe I might hijack us and "accidently" drive into Nashville for a half hour to see if I see any country music stars...@@

[The Gipper]

@calfoxwc said:

[5. HO HO HO, Sanity Clause here! Just sit on my lap boys and girls (especially girls....over 18...I am not a pedafile) and tell me:

What one personal present do YOU want for Christmas?

A safe trip driving round trip to Texas from here in Ohio over the holidays !

Hmm, I am going FROM here to Texas, but I am flying. No ice storms please.

****************************************************************

We're just S. of Akron, you aren't far away. They can de-ice airplane wings...

tires on my Wife's suv, not so much. We've flown into Dallas, and got stranded in

Atlanta one time for 3 hrs after our connecting flight home was cancelled...

I hope we don't get snowed in on the highway someplace in the boondocks of Arkansas or somewhere,

I'm takin bottled water, food and sleeping bags just in case.

Maybe on the way down, maybe I might hijack us and "accidently" drive into Nashville for a half hour to see if I see any country music stars...@@

Only if you can see this guy would it be worth it, and since you can't see him, you may as well take the advice he gives in this song while you are there:

[DumAssWhiteGuy]

@the-gipper said:

Here are this weeks survey questions:

1. Aside from the obvious answers (Steelers and Ravens) which of the playoff contenders do you most want to see "left home for the Holidays" (that used to be a true euphamism back when the regular season ended before X-mas), i.e. left out of the playoffs?

2. What is your favorite Christmas/Holiday movie?

3. What is you favorite Christmas Carol?

4. What present would you like to see delivered for Christmas to the NFL or your favorite team?

5. HO HO HO, Sanity Clause here! Just sit on my lap boys and girls (especially girls....over 18...I am not a pedafile) and tell me:

What one personal present do YOU want for Christmas?

1. Dallas. The Dallas drama and December losses never end. 2nd biggest team of bandwagoneers everywhere behind the Steelers.

2. Die Hard.

3. Father Christmas by The Kinks, not really a carol but the first Christmas song that popped into my head.

4. The Browns have a lot of needs and I don't want Santa to think I'm greedy so I'll just say a game changing RB. We haven't had one in Cleveland in so long we don't remember how important it is.

5. I would like a job!

[calfoxwc]

ROF,L ! Gip -

I've often teased my Wife by calling her "Honeybaby".. and she has oft said "I love you too, but nobody

calls their spouse "honeybaby"... where on earth did you get that?"

NOW I know where I got it ! LOL

But that was before my time I think... when I was a little kid, I couldn't understand why my older cousin Shirley

LOVED Elvis Presley.

[Spunkonmyback DPOY]

@the-gipper said:

Here are this weeks survey questions:

1. Aside from the obvious answers (Steelers and Ravens) which of the playoff contenders do you most want to see "left home for the Holidays" (that used to be a true euphamism back when the regular season ended before X-mas), i.e. left out of the playoffs?

Pats and Cowboys

2. What is your favorite Christmas/Holiday movie?

A Christmas Story

3. What is you favorite Christmas Carol?

Rudolph the Red Nosed Raindeer

4. What present would you like to see delivered for Christmas to the NFL or your favorite team?

Bruce Arians mysteriously vanishes

5. HO HO HO, Sanity Clause here! Just sit on my lap boys and girls (especially girls....over 18...I am not a pedafile) and tell me:

What one personal present do YOU want for Christmas?

Some rope, duck tape, heavy duty trashbags and a machete

[Bob806]

@the-gipper said:

Here are this weeks survey questions:

1. Aside from the obvious answers (Steelers and Ravens) which of the playoff contenders do you most want to see "left home for the Holidays" (that used to be a true euphamism back when the regular season ended before X-mas), i.e. left out of the playoffs?

Denver & NY Jets in AFC, NY Giants in NFC

2. What is your favorite Christmas/Holiday movie?

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

3. What is you favorite Christmas Carol?

The Little Drummer Boy

4. What present would you like to see delivered for Christmas to the NFL or your favorite team?

Good fortune for the Cleveland Browns for the next 20 seasons, we're overdue.

5. HO HO HO, Sanity Clause here! Just sit on my lap boys and girls (especially girls....over 18...I am not a pedafile) and tell me:

What one personal present do YOU want for Christmas?

That cool Browns Elf shirt (long sleeve one) from the Browns store on this web site!!

[The Gipper]

@calfoxwc said:

ROF,L ! Gip -

I've often teased my Wife by calling her "Honeybaby".. and she has oft said "I love you too, but nobody

calls their spouse "honeybaby"... where on earth did you get that?"

NOW I know where I got it ! LOL

But that was before my time I think... when I was a little kid, I couldn't understand why my older cousin Shirley

LOVED Elvis Presley.

So, are you telling me you are a country music fan, but you don't know Hank Williams? I suppose you are going to say you don't know Johnny Cash or Patsy Cline? Those are the ONLY country stars worth knowing about. Perhaps you should be shot at dawn.

[calfoxwc]

No, you goofball, of course I know Hank Williams' music...

it was just before my time a bit. I'm a whole lot more Charlie Pride,

Hank Williams JR.,

I just didn't remember "Honeybaby" in that song.

[The Gipper]

@calfoxwc said:

No, you goofball, of course I know Hank Williams' music...

it was just before my time a bit. I'm a whole lot more Charlie Pride,

Hank Williams JR.,

I just didn't remember "Honeybaby" in that song.

OK, well, bottom line is that if you do get to Nashville, you should take your honeybaby and go honkytonking around that town. I was there this past summer for a convention and did a little bit of it, except my honeybaby wasn't on the trip with me, so I had to go with some of my fellow conventioneers.

(besides, my wife wouldn't listen to 2 seconds of that music....and I am only good for about a half hour to 45 minutes before I would have to switch to some rock n' roll.

[ATENEARS]

1. Aside from the obvious answers (Steelers and Ravens) which of the playoff contenders do you most want to see "left home for the Holidays" (that used to be a true euphamism back when the regular season ended before X-mas), i.e. left out of the playoffs?

Denver.

2. What is your favorite Christmas/Holiday movie?

I love the old animation shows; Rudolph, Santa Claus is coming to town ...

3. What is you favorite Christmas Carol?

'I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus'

4. What present would you like to see delivered for Christmas to the NFL or your favorite team?

Bring back those large mouth plastic bottled beer! ... at a reduced price, of course.

5. HO HO HO, Sanity Clause here! Just sit on my lap boys and girls (especially girls....over 18...I am not a pedafile) and tell me:

What one personal present do YOU want for Christmas?

I could use:

• Adobe Creative Suite 4 (Dreamweaver, Illustrator, Photoshop, etc..)
• New Snow Blower (a big MF'er)
• Golf Cart for my summer place in Marblehead
• Tiki Bar for my summer place in Marblehead
• Pop-up Tent with side curtains for parties

[The Gipper]

@atenears said:

1. Aside from the obvious answers (Steelers and Ravens) which of the playoff contenders do you most want to see "left home for the Holidays" (that used to be a true euphamism back when the regular season ended before X-mas), i.e. left out of the playoffs?

Denver.

2. What is your favorite Christmas/Holiday movie?

I love the old animation shows; Rudolph, Santa Claus is coming to town ...

3. What is you favorite Christmas Carol?

'I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus'

4. What present would you like to see delivered for Christmas to the NFL or your favorite team?

Bring back those large mouth plastic bottled beer! ... at a reduced price, of course.

5. HO HO HO, Sanity Clause here! Just sit on my lap boys and girls (especially girls....over 18...I am not a pedafile) and tell me:

What one personal present do YOU want for Christmas?

I could use:

• Adobe Creative Suite 4 (Dreamweaver, Illustrator, Photoshop, etc..)
• New Snow Blower (a big MF'er)
• Golf Cart for my summer place in Marblehead
• Tiki Bar for my summer place in Marblehead
• Pop-up Tent with side curtains for parties

OK Well, FreakOSteel will be buying you the Adobe. Silverback will get you the snowblower. Zombo will get you the Golf Cart. Hoorta will supply the Tiki Bar. Roach will get you the Tent. Westside Steve will provide the entertainment, and me? I'll show up and drink your beer.

[Mark O]

What's a snowblower?

[ATENEARS]

@mark-o said:

What's a snowblower?

There are various kinds ...

[Kosar_For_President]

@the-gipper said:

Here are this weeks survey questions:

1. Aside from the obvious answers (Steelers and Ravens) which of the playoff contenders do you most want to see "left home for the Holidays" (that used to be a true euphamism back when the regular season ended before X-mas), i.e. left out of the playoffs?

Pats

2. What is your favorite Christmas/Holiday movie?

A Christmas Story (I tried out for the movie when I was young and didn't get the part)

3. What is you favorite Christmas Carol?

Adam Sandler Happy Hanukkah

4. What present would you like to see delivered for Christmas to the NFL or your favorite team?

Eric Berry or Suh

5. HO HO HO, Sanity Clause here! Just sit on my lap boys and girls (especially girls....over 18...I am not a pedafile) and tell me:

What one personal present do YOU want for Christmas?

A job