I'm Black....

[Kosar_For_President]

Ok, my sister just hung out with a family member that was a great family friend for years when I was really young. She found her on Facebook.

Ok, so my mom never knew who her father was (yes, insert joke here) and we found out that her dad was Jamaican. Straight up a black dude. What is funny about the whole thing is I am so white, I glow, no shit. I have the Irish red cheeks and all. It's almost unbelievable, I am going to meet with her this weekend.

Both of my dad's grandparents are from Ireland and I am an Irish, English, and US citizen. I need to find out more, but I could be a citizen of 4 countries (not sure Jamaica's policy). I am doubting I could even track down that family. Not only that, my dad is engaged to a Mexican citizen, that could be 5.

What does this mean? Not a god damn f*cking thing.

[calfoxwc]

None of that matters.

You're still a wild man. GGG

[Kosar_For_President]

Do I get repercussions? JK. I don't think they were slaves from what my sister said.

[Mr. T]

You are Famous!

[Kosar_For_President]

@mr.-t said:

You are Famous!

What the F*ck is a Frush?

[Kosar_For_President]

[Kosar_For_President]

Can you imagine me showing up at my relatives doorsteps in Jamaica? "I'm your cousin".

[Westside Steve]

I'm sure it happens on a rare occasion.

Remember that DNA test from National Geographic or somebody?

Anyway it can trace a lot of one's racial ancestry.

I'd be interested to do it if it was me.

Hey, I am me!!!!

WSS

[calfoxwc]

Hey, now. You can't be me.

I AM ME.

But not Jamaican.

Maybe American Indian and a bunch of other things... but that goes way back....

I am the only ME. Steve, you are just YOU.

Just thought I'd get that straightened out before Heck thinks he's Nancy Pelosi.

[Kosar_For_President]

Wait am I able to apply for the United Negro College Fund?

This is getting weirder and weirder the more I think about it. LOL

[Kosar_For_President]

What if the friend of the family got it wrong about my grandfather being Jamaican? My grandmother was Jim Browns personal photographer a year before my mom was born and before she was married (I think I mentioned this before). What if Jim Brown is my grandfather, lol. Sorry this was just funny to me. I know it's not true.

[Chicopee John]

Sorry to hear that, Heck.

It does, however, better explain your employment status.

[DieHardBrownsFan]

@kosar_for_president said:

What if the friend of the family got it wrong about my grandfather being Jamaican? My grandmother was Jim Browns personal photographer a year before my mom was born and before she was married (I think I mentioned this before). What if Jim Brown is my grandfather, lol. Sorry this was just funny to me. I know it's not true.

Sounds like one of your many delusions my man. Sorry.

[Kosar_For_President]

@chicopee-john said:

Sorry to hear that, Heck.

It does, however, better explain your employment status.

Heck?

And that was funny. That explains why I found my unemployment check under my work boots.

[Kosar_For_President]

@diehardbrownsfan said:

Sounds like one of your many delusions my man. Sorry.

Whatever Captain Kangaroo. I'll know more on Friday. You're just jealous because I'm black.

[Chicopee John]

@kosar_for_president said:

Heck?

My condolences once again.

[Kosar_For_President]

@chicopee-john said:

My condolences once again.

What the F*ck does that mean?

[calfoxwc]

This thread is getting obscure and convoluted.

It's John's fault.

And Steve's.

And everybody else, too. @@

[Kosar_For_President]

@calfoxwc said:

This thread is getting obscure and convoluted.

It's John's fault.

And Steve's.

And everybody else, too. @@

Apparently Johnny Boy can't man up and tell me what the f*ck he's talking about.

He seems like a guy who yells N***** around his house and tells all the best N***** jokes to his "buds" and when he comes in contact with "un of dem niggas" he cowers in fear.

"I'm not afraid of them, I have a shotgun" - Johnny Boy

[Westside Steve]

@kosar_for_president said:

Apparently Johnny Boy can't man up and tell me what the f*ck he's talking about.

He seems like a guy who yells N***** around his house and tells all the best N***** jokes to his "buds" and when he comes in contact with "un of dem niggas" he cowers in fear.

"I'm not afraid of them, I have a shotgun" - Johnny Boy

It's a facetious apology for calling you HECK ya friggin nimrod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeezis.

You 've been a Negro for two f*cking days and you're already crying about de man be keepin' you down!!!!

Plus it's f*cking Jamaica!! Have a fatty and relax.

WSS