Official Rock Band of NFL teams

[Tim Couch Pulls Out]

Carolina Panthers: Hootie and the Blowfish. It's a stretch, they're from South Carolina.

[The Gipper]

I guess the official rock band of Chicago should be Chicago. (though I don't know if the Bears would accept that)

[The Gipper]

Green Bay: Green Day (groans?)

[The Gipper]

Broncos: New Riders of the Purple Sage

[calfoxwc]

I thought Riders of the Purple Sage occured in Idaho.

[The Gipper]

@calfoxwc said:

I thought Riders of the Purple Sage occured in Idaho.

More likely Utah, but I was just thinking of the fact that it refers to riding a horse. A Bronco is a horse, you know?

[mopaji]

Cleveland Browns: Anvil - Keep plugging away, you'll get your payday

Cincinnatti Bengals: Bad Company

Pittsburgh Steelers: The Circle Jerks

Baltimore Ravens: Godsmack - because they stole Alice in Chains' music an had more success with it.

New England Patriots: David Hasselhoff - because they are loved in some parts of the world but by most, they are just terrible.

New York Jets: The Breakfast Club - Because they use other people's songs to build themselves a following and never thank the original artists.

Miami Dolphins: Gloria Estefan - People down there like them but the love ends at the border

Buffalo Bills: AC/DC - They never get the respect they deserve but every home in America has a place for them in there Ipod

Indianapolis Colts: Aerosmith - Safe, family friendly rock

Jacksonville Jaguars: Cristina Aguilara - Pretty, powerful, unassuming singer that people hardly remember

Tennessee Titans: Red Hot Chili Peppers - All the talent in the world but just keep coming out with a new version of the same song every year. And people still listen

Houston Texans - Poison - All the right influences for good results but you can't help but laugh a little when one of their songs come on.

Kansas City Chiefs: The Who - They can fill a stadium on a Tuesday at 9am but you leave feeling like you just got knocked out and robbed

Denver Broncos: Celine Dion When you hear her, you get a little emotional for a second before lifting your head and saying "get it together poosy"".

Oakland Raiders: LL Cool J. A pioneer who used to be at the top of the game but refused to evolve and now he just worries about what he looks like and pretends to be a rapper

San Diego Chargers: New Metallica - You want to like them but once you hear their new stuff and see how arrogant they are, you really just want to see them fail, hard.

[Westside Steve]

@the-gipper said:

OK, the following may be a lame attempt by me to create conversation and to mix passion for football with passion for music and to get you all to play along. What I want you to do is to name who you think should be the "Official Band of a particular NFL team.

An obvious easy example would be say: Philadelphia Eagles: The Eagles (or as The Dude calls them: the F***ing Eagles)

You can use any criteria you want for your choice. It doesn't have to be a Rock n' Roll band. I suspect The Saints could be the Preservation Hall Jazz Band. Whatever you want. I gave a couple of NFC examples, but lets start with the AFC:

Cleveland Browns:

James or Arthur Brown.

Cincinnatti Bengals:

Over The Rhine

Pittsburgh Steelers:

Joe Grusheky and the Houserockers

Baltimore Ravens:

Counting Crowas.

New England Patriots:

Paul Revere and the Raiders

New York Jets:

Ruben and the Jets. (Zappa)

Miami Dolphins:

Phish

Buffalo Bills:

Buffalo Springfield

Indianapolis Colts:

John Mellon Cougarcamp

Jacksonville Jaguars:

Skynard

Tennessee Titans

The Godzz

Houston Texans

Archie Bell and the Drells

Kansas City Chiefs

Jim Jackson

Denver Broncos

John Denver

Oakland Raiders

Run DMC. NWA

San Diego Chargers

Jan and Dean.

(Dodge Charger)

WSS

[TheClevelandSound]

Cleveland Browns: Mushroomhead (best band from Cleveland)

Cincinnatti Bengals: Ice Cube (always in trouble)

Pittsburgh Steelers: Michael Jackson (just awful)

Baltimore Ravens: The Doors (depressing)

New England Patriots: Jonas Brothers (popular but everyone hates them)

New York Jets: Frank Sinatra (classy)

Miami Dolphins: Rick Ross (shout out to the 305!)

Buffalo Bills: Winds of Plague (cuz its windy...)

Indianapolis Colts: Lady Gaga (Popular and everyone loves them)

Jacksonville Jaguars: Trigger Point (band that moved from Florida to LA)

Tennessee Titans: Snoop Dogg (musically inconsistent)

Houston Texans: Nickleback (always mediocre)

Kansas City Chiefs: Backstreet Boys (have not been on top in awhile...no gay jokes!)

Denver Broncos: Slipknot (just flat out hate them)

Oakland Raiders: Index Case (dark energy)

San Diego Chargers: Sean Kingston (topical paradise)

New York Giants: Chris Daugherty (inspirational)

Philadelphia Eagles: The Eagles (DUH!)

Washington Redskins: Wiz Kahlifa (From the DC area)

Dallas Cowboys: Soulja Boy (Everyone loves to hate)

Detroit Lions: Eminem (reppin 8 mile!)

Chicago Bears: Dope (from Chicago)

Green Bay Packers: Queen (Legendary)

Minnesota Vikings: Cold (been so close to success)

Atlanta Falcons: T.I. (reppin the ATL)

Carolina Panthers: Three Days Grace (also very inconsistent...future looks good)

New Orleans Saints: Van Halen (friggin rocks!)

Tampa Bay Bucs: Rob Zombie (always robbed of success)

Arizona Cardinals: Garth Brooks (its arizona...)

St. Louis Rams: N'Sync (always second lowest)

Seattle Seahawks: Nirvana (reppin Seattle!)

San Francisco 49ers: LMFAO (very "cultured" band)

[ballpeen]

Browns....Frankie Yankovic

[MudratDetector]

New England Patriots = Dead Kennedys

[samoth]

Metallica are huge Raiders fans, and played a pregame show last tiem they were in the Superbowl.

[Riffer X]

@the-gipper said:

Seattle: home of Grunge: Nirvana and Pearl Jam

Also home of Metal Church, Queensryche, Hendrix, Joan Jett, Heart, Soundgarden and Alice in Chains amongst other less obscure such as the Melvins.

[miktoxic]

@riffer-x said:

Also home of Metal Church, Queensryche, Hendrix, Joan Jett, Heart, Soundgarden and Alice in Chains amongst other less obscure such as the Melvins.

don't forget about the screaming trees, soundgarden, mother love bone which sprurned pearl jam which offshot into brad and satchel. there's tons more too. too bad their football team has never quite made the turn and now their basketball team is doing good in okc. hey, they still got their music!

[miktoxic]

@westside-steve said:

Tennessee Titans

The Godzz

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WTF!!!! someone else actually knows about the godz? me and a couple of friends in sandusky used to rock out with that back in '79! holy shit!

[miktoxic]

@the-gipper said:

Now go with NFC:

New York Giants: bruce springsteen

Philadelphia Eagles: the byrds

Washington Redskins: cher (i know not rock but: "cherokee people")

Dallas Cowboys: 38 special

Detroit Lions: bob seger and the siver bullet band

Chicago Bears: ministry (i could have gone with styx, but didn't want kfp to kill me)

Green Bay Packers: slipknot (the cheesiest act ever)

Minnesota Vikings: prince

Atlanta Falcons: outkast

Carolina Panthers: corrosion of conformity

New Orleans Saints: the who (who dat)

Tampa Bay Bucs:

Arizona Cardinals:

St. Louis Rams:

Seattle Seahawks: the meat puppets (kurt cobain's fave band)

San Francisco 49ers: journey

[calfoxwc]

Cleveland Browns - Allison Krause and the Union Station.

Well, to ME, they ROCK. GGG

[Kosar_For_President]

@calfoxwc said:

Cleveland Browns - Allison Krause and the Union Station.

Well, to ME, they ROCK. GGG

[Bob806]

@the-gipper said:

Now go with NFC:

New York Giants- Gentle Giant

Philadelphia Eagles-

Washington Redskins- Cher

Dallas Cowboys- Willie Nelson

Detroit Lions- Bad Company (sorry Lions fans, kind of a low-blow insult, lol)

Chicago Bears- Chicago

Green Bay Packers

Minnesota Vikings- Deep Purple

Atlanta Falcons- Three Dog Night (for M Vick)

Carolina Panthers- some racist rapper I guess

New Orleans Saints- Black Sabbath

Tampa Bay Bucs-

Arizona Cardinals- The Byrds

St. Louis Rams- Ozark Mountain Daredevils

Seattle Seahawks

San Francisco 49ers- Neil Young (After the Gold Rush)

[Bob806]

@miktoxic said:

WTF!!!! someone else actually knows about the godz? me and a couple of friends in sandusky used to rock out with that back in '79! holy shit!

...the Godz are rock n roll machines...the Godz are rock n roll machines, repeat repeat repeat