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  • ATENEARS ATENEARSA Founder In Memoriam
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    ATENEARSA ATENEARS wrote on last edited by
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    Here is what the current ranks and titles are, they appear in need of tweaking. Anyone want to re-write'em?

    Member Titles/Ranks

    0 - High School Baller

    30 - High School All Star

    50 - College Letter of Intent

    60 - College Benchwarmer

    75 - College Starter

    100 - College All American

    500 - Pro Rookie

    1000 - Pro Veteran

    2000 - All Star

    2500 - MVP

    3000 - Hangs around with LeBron

    5000 - Number Hangs in the Rafters

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    • Browns57 B Dedicated Conversation Starter Posting Machine Collaborator First Post Reacting Well One Year In One Month Later Week One Done
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      B Browns57 wrote on last edited by
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      Why isn't it Hangs with Josh Cribbs?

      “The Wait Is Over, The Browns Will Be In The Playoffs This Year!"
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      • ATENEARSA ATENEARS

        Here is what the current ranks and titles are, they appear in need of tweaking. Anyone want to re-write'em?

        Member Titles/Ranks

        0 - High School Baller

        30 - High School All Star

        50 - College Letter of Intent

        60 - College Benchwarmer

        75 - College Starter

        100 - College All American

        500 - Pro Rookie

        1000 - Pro Veteran

        2000 - All Star

        2500 - MVP

        3000 - Hangs around with LeBron

        5000 - Number Hangs in the Rafters

        Erie Dawg Erie DawgE
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        Erie DawgE Erie Dawg wrote on last edited by
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        @atenears said:

        Here is what the current ranks and titles are, they appear in need of tweaking. Anyone want to re-write'em?

        Member Titles/Ranks

        0 - High School Balllicker

        30 - High School All gay pornStar

        50 - hangs with Big Gay Ben 😍

        60 - Showers with Kordell

        75 - Band fag

        100 - Seen one up close

        500 - Pro Rookie

        1000 - Pro Veteran

        2000 - All Star

        2500 - MVP

        3000 - Hangs around with LeBron

        5000 - Number Hangs in the Rafters

        Or Just add fag or homo at the end of the first 5 or 6.

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        • Browns57 B Dedicated Conversation Starter Posting Machine Collaborator First Post Reacting Well One Year In One Month Later Week One Done
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          B Browns57 wrote on last edited by
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          What? Are we ten years old? Do you all laugh when you here old women say penis too?

          “The Wait Is Over, The Browns Will Be In The Playoffs This Year!"
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            What? Are we ten years old? Do you all laugh when you here old women say penis too?

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            B blowe wrote on last edited by
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            @browns57 said:

            Do you all laugh when you here old women say penis too?

            I would....homo

            "The purpose of the military is to kill people and break things " - mike huckabee
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              @browns57 said:

              Do you all laugh when you here old women say penis too?

              I would....homo

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              @blowe said:

              I would....homo

              I guess that last remark shows your level of intelligence. Well I guess all the people on this board and all Browns fans can't be smart.

              “The Wait Is Over, The Browns Will Be In The Playoffs This Year!"
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                @blowe said:

                I would....homo

                I guess that last remark shows your level of intelligence. Well I guess all the people on this board and all Browns fans can't be smart.

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                Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out wrote on last edited by
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                @browns57 said:

                I guess that last remark shows your level of intelligence. Well I guess all the people on this board and all Browns fans can't be smart.

                I'd laugh if I heard an old woman say penis. Why do you think Cloris Leachman is so funny? Betty White, too.

                I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. Ghoolie 12/2/2012: I have absolutely no skills, training or pride
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                • Erie Dawg Erie DawgE
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                  Erie DawgE Erie Dawg wrote on last edited by
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                  LOL, Good stuff.

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                    @blowe said:

                    I would....homo

                    I guess that last remark shows your level of intelligence. Well I guess all the people on this board and all Browns fans can't be smart.

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                    B blowe wrote on last edited by
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                    @browns57 said:

                    I guess that last remark shows your level of intelligence. Well I guess all the people on this board and all Browns fans can't be smart.

                    assuming my level of intelligence based on a sarcastic post on an internet forum. nice

                    "The purpose of the military is to kill people and break things " - mike huckabee
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                    • Cowsrus CowsrusC
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                      CowsrusC Cowsrus wrote on last edited by
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                      I've been here for about 9 years and when we switched to this new board I lost my ranking and now I don't have a ranking at all. It says that I was a member since before 2008 (I think). Even though I'd like a ranking, I would really rather not have Homo in it, don't think I qualify.

                      Heidi

                      Heidi ''Life's tough ... it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' --John Wayne
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                      • Erie DawgE Erie Dawg

                        LOL, Good stuff.

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                        CowsrusC Cowsrus wrote on last edited by
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                        @erie-dawg said:

                        LOL, Good stuff.

                        I really don't know what to say about that picture other than at least they look like they're having fun.

                        Heidi ''Life's tough ... it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' --John Wayne
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                        • ATENEARS ATENEARSA Founder In Memoriam
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                          ATENEARSA ATENEARS wrote on last edited by
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                          Do we even need this title thingie based on your post count?

                          I've never been a fan of karma points and other stupid shit that goes along with these forums. I guess it's a conversation piece.

                          Stan: "So Heidi, just how long have you been a 'College All-American'?"

                          Heidi: "Well Stan, it started when I hit my 500th post and 26 posts later, here I am engaged with it!"

                          Stan: "awesome!"

                          Heidi "Yeah, so awesome!"

                          (.... crickets ..... (lawn mower in distance) ...... dog bark ..... crickets ....... multiple crickets .......)

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                          • ATENEARSA ATENEARS

                            Do we even need this title thingie based on your post count?

                            I've never been a fan of karma points and other stupid shit that goes along with these forums. I guess it's a conversation piece.

                            Stan: "So Heidi, just how long have you been a 'College All-American'?"

                            Heidi: "Well Stan, it started when I hit my 500th post and 26 posts later, here I am engaged with it!"

                            Stan: "awesome!"

                            Heidi "Yeah, so awesome!"

                            (.... crickets ..... (lawn mower in distance) ...... dog bark ..... crickets ....... multiple crickets .......)

                            Cowsrus CowsrusC
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                            CowsrusC Cowsrus wrote on last edited by
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                            @atenears said:

                            Do we even need this title thingie based on your post count?

                            I've never been a fan of karma points and other stupid shit that goes along with these forums. I guess it's a conversation piece.

                            Stan: "So Heidi, just how long have you been a 'College All-American'?"

                            Heidi: "Well Stan, it started when I hit my 500th post and 26 posts later, here I am engaged with it!"

                            Stan: "awesome!"

                            Heidi "Yeah, so awesome!"

                            (.... crickets ..... (lawn mower in distance) ...... dog bark ..... crickets ....... multiple crickets .......)

                            Who came up with that stuff anyway? And sadly, the engagement didn't really work out to well.

                            Heidi ''Life's tough ... it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' --John Wayne
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                              @blowe said:

                              I would....homo

                              I guess that last remark shows your level of intelligence. Well I guess all the people on this board and all Browns fans can't be smart.

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                              The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by The Gipper
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                              @browns57 said:

                              I guess that last remark shows your level of intelligence. Well I guess all the people on this board and all Browns fans can't be smart.

                              Simplicity may be the purest form of sophistication....Occam's razor

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                              • ATENEARSA ATENEARS

                                Do we even need this title thingie based on your post count?

                                I've never been a fan of karma points and other stupid shit that goes along with these forums. I guess it's a conversation piece.

                                Stan: "So Heidi, just how long have you been a 'College All-American'?"

                                Heidi: "Well Stan, it started when I hit my 500th post and 26 posts later, here I am engaged with it!"

                                Stan: "awesome!"

                                Heidi "Yeah, so awesome!"

                                (.... crickets ..... (lawn mower in distance) ...... dog bark ..... crickets ....... multiple crickets .......)

                                The Gipper The GipperT In Memoriam Very Popular
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                                The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                                @atenears said:

                                Do we even need this title thingie based on your post count?

                                I've never been a fan of karma points and other stupid shit that goes along with these forums. I guess it's a conversation piece.

                                Stan: "So Heidi, just how long have you been a 'College All-American'?"

                                Heidi: "Well Stan, it started when I hit my 500th post and 26 posts later, here I am engaged with it!"

                                Stan: "awesome!"

                                Heidi "Yeah, so awesome!"

                                (.... crickets ..... (lawn mower in distance) ...... dog bark ..... crickets ....... multiple crickets .......)

                                Hey now, I take my ranking seriously. In fact, all the other patrons with my same rank have gotten together to celebrate our status. See the party we held:

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                                  @atenears said:

                                  Do we even need this title thingie based on your post count?

                                  I've never been a fan of karma points and other stupid shit that goes along with these forums. I guess it's a conversation piece.

                                  Stan: "So Heidi, just how long have you been a 'College All-American'?"

                                  Heidi: "Well Stan, it started when I hit my 500th post and 26 posts later, here I am engaged with it!"

                                  Stan: "awesome!"

                                  Heidi "Yeah, so awesome!"

                                  (.... crickets ..... (lawn mower in distance) ...... dog bark ..... crickets ....... multiple crickets .......)

                                  Hey now, I take my ranking seriously. In fact, all the other patrons with my same rank have gotten together to celebrate our status. See the party we held:

                                  Erie Dawg Erie DawgE
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                                  Erie DawgE Erie Dawg wrote on last edited by
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                                  @the-gipper said:

                                  Hey now, I take my ranking seriously. In fact, all the other patrons with my same rank have gotten together to celebrate our status. See the party we held:

                                  Ohh god no..... not smashmouth!

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                                    @erie-dawg said:

                                    LOL, Good stuff.

                                    I really don't know what to say about that picture other than at least they look like they're having fun.

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                                    Erie DawgE Erie Dawg wrote on last edited by
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                                    @cowsrus said:

                                    I really don't know what to say about that picture other than at least they look like they're having fun.

                                    I think it's Silverbacks Girlfriend/Sister.

                                    His family tree looks like a fence post.

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                                    • Erie DawgE Erie Dawg

                                      @the-gipper said:

                                      Hey now, I take my ranking seriously. In fact, all the other patrons with my same rank have gotten together to celebrate our status. See the party we held:

                                      Ohh god no..... not smashmouth!

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                                      The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                                      @erie-dawg said:

                                      Ohh god no..... not smashmouth!

                                      Would you have preferred this?:

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                                      • Erie DawgE Erie Dawg

                                        @cowsrus said:

                                        I really don't know what to say about that picture other than at least they look like they're having fun.

                                        I think it's Silverbacks Girlfriend/Sister.

                                        His family tree looks like a fence post.

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                                        The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                                        @erie-dawg said:

                                        I think it's Silverbacks Girlfriend/Sister.

                                        His family tree looks like a fence post.

                                        Well, you know, Steeler fan women are just like their houses: Triplewides.

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                                          @erie-dawg said:

                                          Ohh god no..... not smashmouth!

                                          Would you have preferred this?:

                                          Erie Dawg Erie DawgE
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                                          Erie DawgE Erie Dawg wrote on last edited by
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                                          @the-gipper said:

                                          Would you have preferred this?:

                                          Hell No!

                                          The nieces have been in love with her for a long time.... shuttering.

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