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Ben's a CHEAP pervert too!!!

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  • HAHA

  • HAHA

    @halfsane said:

    HAHA

    Ben's a class act by pittspuke standards.

  • that's palatable to me, and actually i don't even mind it--i can't believe i just used that word twice in 5 minutes but not in the past ten years.

    it's the scumbag stories i've heard on here and from friends about how he'd come in with an entourage at 15 till close and stay two hours and then stiff them completely on the tip. he does this all the time, it's like his thing or something. sometimes managers even keep a dishguy or a cook on hand, and especially at a Mom & Pops. not worth anyone's while. in situations like that you tip the entire staff, and you should without blinking when you sign a ten year 100 Mil contract. this prick even pulls this shit in Pittsburgh.

    in college my girl was friends with a girl who's friend was dating Ben (right?) and even back then he was a super dick. she was there one time when they were bbqing and all he could do was bitch about everything. and not just complaining and stuff, it was like a Ro.th.schild forced to attend public school, real pretentious even then.

    @sisky-fringo said:

    that's palatable to me, and actually i don't even mind it--i can't believe i just used that word twice in 5 minutes but not in the past ten years.

    it's the scumbag stories i've heard on here and from friends about how he'd come in with an entourage at 15 till close and stay two hours and then stiff them completely on the tip. he does this all the time, it's like his thing or something. sometimes managers even keep a dishguy or a cook on hand, and especially at a Mom & Pops. not worth anyone's while. in situations like that you tip the entire staff, and you should without blinking when you sign a ten year 100 Mil contract. this prick even pulls this shit in Pittsburgh.

    in college my girl was friends with a girl who's friend was dating Ben (right?) and even back then he was a super dick. she was there one time when they were bbqing and all he could do was bitch about everything. and not just complaining and stuff, it was like a Ro.th.schild forced to attend public school, real pretentious even then.

    Oddly enough, I have heard around Akron that our favorite son has had a tendency to also show up just before closing at restaurants with a slew of people, make them stay an hour or two past closing then leave without tipping. I mean, that is definitely not cool.

  • @romeomangini said:

    I've heard the exact same thing about Labron. Guess he must be a scumbag and embarrassment to ohio too.

    why don't you learn how to spell the person's name before you try to crack on him asshole.

  • @sisky-fringo said:

    that's palatable to me, and actually i don't even mind it--i can't believe i just used that word twice in 5 minutes but not in the past ten years.

    it's the scumbag stories i've heard on here and from friends about how he'd come in with an entourage at 15 till close and stay two hours and then stiff them completely on the tip. he does this all the time, it's like his thing or something. sometimes managers even keep a dishguy or a cook on hand, and especially at a Mom & Pops. not worth anyone's while. in situations like that you tip the entire staff, and you should without blinking when you sign a ten year 100 Mil contract. this prick even pulls this shit in Pittsburgh.

    in college my girl was friends with a girl who's friend was dating Ben (right?) and even back then he was a super dick. she was there one time when they were bbqing and all he could do was bitch about everything. and not just complaining and stuff, it was like a Ro.th.schild forced to attend public school, real pretentious even then.

    Oddly enough, I have heard around Akron that our favorite son has had a tendency to also show up just before closing at restaurants with a slew of people, make them stay an hour or two past closing then leave without tipping. I mean, that is definitely not cool.

    @the-gipper said:

    Oddly enough, I have heard around Akron that our favorite son has had a tendency to also show up just before closing at restaurants with a slew of people, make them stay an hour or two past closing then leave without tipping. I mean, that is definitely not cool.

    Is that who you was referring to Gipper, Lebron?

  • @the-gipper said:

    Oddly enough, I have heard around Akron that our favorite son has had a tendency to also show up just before closing at restaurants with a slew of people, make them stay an hour or two past closing then leave without tipping. I mean, that is definitely not cool.

    Is that who you was referring to Gipper, Lebron?

    @ruban2 said:

    Is that who you was referring to Gipper, Lebron?

    do you know anyone else from akron?

  • Yeah, I heard the same about Lebron, but not for the past few years. He may have changed.

    I'd like to punch Big Gay in the face.

  • @ruban2 said:

    Is that who you was referring to Gipper, Lebron?

    do you know anyone else from akron?

    @miktoxic said:

    do you know anyone else from akron?

    Yeah charlie fry

  • @miktoxic said:

    do you know anyone else from akron?

    Yeah charlie fry

    @ruban2 said:

    Yeah charlie fry

    Charlie Frye is from Willard, he just went to college in Akron.

    However, I could have been referring to any one of these "sons and daughters" of Akron:

    Sports figures:

    LeBron James..St.V/St.M. HS

    Nate Thurmond...Central HS...basketball HOF

    Gus Johnson...Central HS....being inducted this year into basketball HOF

    Ara Parseghian...South HS

    Cliff Battles....PFHOF..Kenmore HS

    Dave Brown...Garfield HS

    James Harrison..Coventry HS

    Hayes Jenkins...Olympic Gold Medal

    David Jenkins...Olympic Gold Medal

    Carol Heiss....Olympic Gold Medal

    Herm Keiser...Masters Champ

    Jerome Lane...St.V/St.M

    Antonio Pittman...Garfield HS

    Chris Wells....Garfield HS

    Charles Gladman...Garfield HS

    Ricky Powers...Barberton HS

    Butch Reynolds...Hoban HS

    Mike Vrabel....Walsh Jesuit HS

    Larry Csonka...Stow HS

    Bo Schembechler...Barberton

    John Mackovic....Barberton

    Josh McDaniels....born in Barberton

    Dante Lavelli...Hudson HS PFHOF

    Michael Dokes....former heavyweight boxing champ

    George Sisler....Baseball HOF

    Antoine Winfield...Barberton HS

    Alvin Robertson....Barberton HS...Olympic gold medal

    Jeep Davis...Barberton HS...Olympic gold medals

    Leon Ricks...Barberton HS

    Or how about these non sports figures:

    John Brown...abolitionist

    Sojourner Truth....civil rights activist

    Chrissie Hynde....RRHOF

    DEVO

    David Allen Coe

    John Dean....Watergate figure

    Hugh Downs...TV newscaster

    Rita Dove...poet

    Angie Everhart...model/actress

    Art Fleming...original host of Jeopardy

    Clark Gable...attended Akron U

    Anne Heche...actress

    Rex Humbard....televangelist

    Ernest Angely...televangelist

    James Ingram...Grammy award winning singer

    Melina Kanakaredes...actress (CSI:NY)

    Heather Kozar...Playmate of the Year

    Tim "Ripper" Owens....Judas Priest lead singer

    Jesse White....actor, famous as "Lonely Maytag Repairman"

    Ray Wise...actor (Twin Peaks)

    Glen Buxton and Neil Smith...Alice Cooper band members born in Akron

    Jeffrey Dahmer....(well, he is famous)

    Harvey Firestone

    John S. Knight

    Vaughn Monroe....crooner (In the Still of the Night, Let It Snow Let It Snow, There I've Said it again)

  • Wow Ben the Hen is quite a homo.