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  • Good job. Now just get the hell out of Euclid lol.

  • Wow. Good for you. Anyone that tried breaking into my house would get the same. Keep us updated.

    Metcalf_FTW said:

    Wow. Good for you. Anyone that tried breaking into my house would get the same. Keep us updated.
    likewise, but I carry a 45 not a bat.
  • I was just acistid. No shit. A guy forced his way into my house and he came into my house and I beat the xxxx out of him. Chased him down the street with a bat. Hopefully they can make a match with his blood. I am not joking here, I swear on my moms grave. The Euclid Cops don't believe me, I am going to the station when my brother gets here, I am a bit drunk. And yes I have a bat ready, again. I beat this f*cker down with my bare hands. he was gushing blood. There is his blood all over my floor. It just happened about an hour ago.

    @kosar_for_president said:

    I was just acistid. No shit. A guy forced his way into my house and he came into my house and I beat the xxxx out of him. Chased him down the street with a bat. Hopefully they can make a match with his blood. I am not joking here, I swear on my moms grave. The Euclid Cops don't believe me, I am going to the station when my brother gets here, I am a bit drunk. And yes I have a bat ready, again. I beat this f*cker down with my bare hands. he was gushing blood. There is his blood all over my floor. It just happened about an hour ago.

    I hope your alright, but as far as being acistid, you might want to go the hospital and get a shot. You don't want to end up with HIV after all you already been through 🙄

  • @kosar_for_president said:

    I was just acistid. No shit. A guy forced his way into my house and he came into my house and I beat the xxxx out of him. Chased him down the street with a bat. Hopefully they can make a match with his blood. I am not joking here, I swear on my moms grave. The Euclid Cops don't believe me, I am going to the station when my brother gets here, I am a bit drunk. And yes I have a bat ready, again. I beat this f*cker down with my bare hands. he was gushing blood. There is his blood all over my floor. It just happened about an hour ago.

    I hope your alright, but as far as being acistid, you might want to go the hospital and get a shot. You don't want to end up with HIV after all you already been through 🙄

    @sipeboy said:

    I hope your alright, but as far as being acistid, you might want to go the hospital and get a shot. You don't want to end up with HIV after all you already been through 🙄

    That is not what I meant, I was thinking of assaulted, but I was so out of it asshole. Euclid police never showed back up after calling them! Woke up sore with hand prints on where the dude was trying to choke me out. Before I grabbed my bat. I was just so stunned the dude was just hanging out for the Cavs game. Yea xxxx my neighbor, he's a self absorbed asshole. One minute this dude is trying to choke me to death and the next I getting bitched at for wanting to use his phone to call 911. How does he live with himself?

    Going to file ANOTHER report with Euclid police and a complaint about the "officers". Don't make me pull out the big guns here, I am good friends with Carl Monday's daughter, lol. Went to high school with her.

  • @mr.-t said:

    protecting your castle.... in Ohio

    Castle law for Ohio... download the actual document and know how it effects you

    Even if I had a gun this guy was on me like flies on shit. I am going to get the Targus .38 now. I would of shot him, I really thought my life was endangered. He was choking me for about 30 seconds.

  • @sipeboy said:

    I hope your alright, but as far as being acistid, you might want to go the hospital and get a shot. You don't want to end up with HIV after all you already been through 🙄

    That is not what I meant, I was thinking of assaulted, but I was so out of it asshole. Euclid police never showed back up after calling them! Woke up sore with hand prints on where the dude was trying to choke me out. Before I grabbed my bat. I was just so stunned the dude was just hanging out for the Cavs game. Yea xxxx my neighbor, he's a self absorbed asshole. One minute this dude is trying to choke me to death and the next I getting bitched at for wanting to use his phone to call 911. How does he live with himself?

    Going to file ANOTHER report with Euclid police and a complaint about the "officers". Don't make me pull out the big guns here, I am good friends with Carl Monday's daughter, lol. Went to high school with her.

    @kosar_for_president said:

    That is not what I meant, I was thinking of assaulted, but I was so out of it asshole. Euclid police never showed back up after calling them! Woke up sore with hand prints on where the dude was trying to choke me out. Before I grabbed my bat. I was just so stunned the dude was just hanging out for the Cavs game. Yea xxxx my neighbor, he's a self absorbed asshole. One minute this dude is trying to choke me to death and the next I getting bitched at for wanting to use his phone to call 911. How does he live with himself?

    Going to file ANOTHER report with Euclid police and a complaint about the "officers". Don't make me pull out the big guns here, I am good friends with Carl Monday's daughter, lol. Went to high school with her.

    I'm pulling for ya man. Euclid is aweful and their cops are even worse. I lived there for about 2 years and will probably never return. I understand they are under-staffed but if they're not going to respond to this kind of crime, then what what is it gonna take for them to do their jobs?

  • Is the guy who broke in friends with your neighbor?

  • @kosar_for_president said:

    That is not what I meant, I was thinking of assaulted, but I was so out of it asshole. Euclid police never showed back up after calling them! Woke up sore with hand prints on where the dude was trying to choke me out. Before I grabbed my bat. I was just so stunned the dude was just hanging out for the Cavs game. Yea xxxx my neighbor, he's a self absorbed asshole. One minute this dude is trying to choke me to death and the next I getting bitched at for wanting to use his phone to call 911. How does he live with himself?

    Going to file ANOTHER report with Euclid police and a complaint about the "officers". Don't make me pull out the big guns here, I am good friends with Carl Monday's daughter, lol. Went to high school with her.

    I'm pulling for ya man. Euclid is aweful and their cops are even worse. I lived there for about 2 years and will probably never return. I understand they are under-staffed but if they're not going to respond to this kind of crime, then what what is it gonna take for them to do their jobs?

    @mopaji said:

    I'm pulling for ya man. Euclid is aweful and their cops are even worse. I lived there for about 2 years and will probably never return. I understand they are under-staffed but if they're not going to respond to this kind of crime, then what what is it gonna take for them to do their jobs?

    For them to call my brother to ID my body, imagine the paper work THEN. I don't know who I'm more pissed at the f*ck who broke in or the fagot cops.

  • Is the guy who broke in friends with your neighbor?

    @dawgtracker said:

    Is the guy who broke in friends with your neighbor?

    Nope, I met this guy twice, then hung out watched the game. Next day he breaks in at about 7ish, just when I was cooking a steak. I don't know if he was going to steal some shit, but the 26in alumium Easton changed his mind. My knuckles are toast as well, I had to of broke his nose.

    When I chased him out, he came back, I didn't have a phone handy so I jogged down to my neighbors when he showed up over there after me. WTF did my neighbor want me to do. He had to be on something, 30+ punches to the face, 5 hits with the bat.

    Off to Euclid police, update later.

  • Good news, they just caught "the guy"

    rbywk0.jpg

    @sipeboy said:

    Good news, they just caught "the guy"

    rbywk0.jpg

    Believe it or not, I have an interesting story about this lady: Kathy Kinney (Mimi on the Drew Carey Show).

    Here are a couple of things you probably do know if you watched the show:

    1.The "Mimi" character was the secretary to the head of personell of the fictional department store where "Mimi" and Drew worked.

    2. The building where this fictional department store was located is the old Halle's Building. This is the building all the character's are dancing around in the intro to the show.

    Now here is what you don't know:

    1. My wife and Kathy Kinney attended college together. They were both Theater majors at Wisconsin-Stevens Point. They worked together on props etc. But they both graduated in like 1975 or 1976, but did not keep up with each other.

    2. When I met my wife in 1981 do you know what her real job was?: Secretary to the head of personell of Halle's Department Store. (a job she had until Halle's closed in the mid 80s)

    Bizarre, my wife's college mate year's later did a depiction of my wife's real job on TV.

    Isn't it ironic?

    (Oh, yeah: NO, my wife does not look like Mimi, thank you very much)

  • @dawgtracker said:

    Is the guy who broke in friends with your neighbor?

    Nope, I met this guy twice, then hung out watched the game. Next day he breaks in at about 7ish, just when I was cooking a steak. I don't know if he was going to steal some shit, but the 26in alumium Easton changed his mind. My knuckles are toast as well, I had to of broke his nose.

    When I chased him out, he came back, I didn't have a phone handy so I jogged down to my neighbors when he showed up over there after me. WTF did my neighbor want me to do. He had to be on something, 30+ punches to the face, 5 hits with the bat.

    Off to Euclid police, update later.

    @kosar_for_president said:

    Off to Euclid police, update later.

    did they find this ass and is he under arrest? is this a house or apt. you have? if you're going to stay you might want to think about one of those steel security gate/doors. i know it sucks but you can't have people kicking in your door either. having a gun in the house is not always a viable solution. how are you going to get to your gun that's in your nighstand when you're in the kitchen and he comes right thru the door? it's not like you're going to carry a gun in your waist every second of the day.

  • @kosar_for_president said:

    Off to Euclid police, update later.

    did they find this ass and is he under arrest? is this a house or apt. you have? if you're going to stay you might want to think about one of those steel security gate/doors. i know it sucks but you can't have people kicking in your door either. having a gun in the house is not always a viable solution. how are you going to get to your gun that's in your nighstand when you're in the kitchen and he comes right thru the door? it's not like you're going to carry a gun in your waist every second of the day.

    @miktoxic said:

    did they find this ass and is he under arrest? is this a house or apt. you have? if you're going to stay you might want to think about one of those steel security gate/doors. i know it sucks but you can't have people kicking in your door either. having a gun in the house is not always a viable solution. how are you going to get to your gun that's in your nighstand when you're in the kitchen and he comes right thru the door? it's not like you're going to carry a gun in your waist every second of the day.

    A report is being filed now. He came over for the Cavs game on Tuesday, I was supposed to do web work for his dad. I know his phone number, his name, his address, the kind of car he drives and his dad's place of business, what a dumb f*ck. I drove down to his house and work to get his license plate, but he was not home. They took pictures of the bruises around my neck at the Euclid police station.

    It's a house. I am moving out at the end of the month and will probably stay with my brother until then. Exactly about the gun, it would be by my bed not downstairs, I would of shot the mother f*cker if I had one. Yea next on the list is a shotgun. I would of shot his knee caps off. It was about 3 seconds and he was in. For some reason the night before I brought the bat down, it was in reach after I hit him in the face 30 times.

  • @sipeboy said:

    Good news, they just caught "the guy"

    rbywk0.jpg

    Believe it or not, I have an interesting story about this lady: Kathy Kinney (Mimi on the Drew Carey Show).

    Here are a couple of things you probably do know if you watched the show:

    1.The "Mimi" character was the secretary to the head of personell of the fictional department store where "Mimi" and Drew worked.

    2. The building where this fictional department store was located is the old Halle's Building. This is the building all the character's are dancing around in the intro to the show.

    Now here is what you don't know:

    1. My wife and Kathy Kinney attended college together. They were both Theater majors at Wisconsin-Stevens Point. They worked together on props etc. But they both graduated in like 1975 or 1976, but did not keep up with each other.

    2. When I met my wife in 1981 do you know what her real job was?: Secretary to the head of personell of Halle's Department Store. (a job she had until Halle's closed in the mid 80s)

    Bizarre, my wife's college mate year's later did a depiction of my wife's real job on TV.

    Isn't it ironic?

    (Oh, yeah: NO, my wife does not look like Mimi, thank you very much)

    @the-gipper said:

    Believe it or not, I have an interesting story about this lady: Kathy Kinney (Mimi on the Drew Carey Show).

    Here are a couple of things you probably do know if you watched the show:

    1.The "Mimi" character was the secretary to the head of personell of the fictional department store where "Mimi" and Drew worked.

    2. The building where this fictional department store was located is the old Halle's Building. This is the building all the character's are dancing around in the intro to the show.

    Now here is what you don't know:

    1. My wife and Kathy Kinney attended college together. They were both Theater majors at Wisconsin-Stevens Point. They worked together on props etc. But they both graduated in like 1975 or 1976, but did not keep up with each other.

    2. When I met my wife in 1981 do you know what her real job was?: Secretary to the head of personell of Halle's Department Store. (a job she had until Halle's closed in the mid 80s)

    Bizarre, my wife's college mate year's later did a depiction of my wife's real job on TV.

    Isn't it ironic?

    (Oh, yeah: NO, my wife does not look like Mimi, thank you very much)

    My mom was win marching band with Drew Carey at Rhodes High School. In the yearbook he a skinny little nerd, now he is just a fat pervert. Still gotta love the guy.

  • @sipeboy said:

    Good news, they just caught "the guy"

    rbywk0.jpg

    Believe it or not, I have an interesting story about this lady: Kathy Kinney (Mimi on the Drew Carey Show).

    Here are a couple of things you probably do know if you watched the show:

    1.The "Mimi" character was the secretary to the head of personell of the fictional department store where "Mimi" and Drew worked.

    2. The building where this fictional department store was located is the old Halle's Building. This is the building all the character's are dancing around in the intro to the show.

    Now here is what you don't know:

    1. My wife and Kathy Kinney attended college together. They were both Theater majors at Wisconsin-Stevens Point. They worked together on props etc. But they both graduated in like 1975 or 1976, but did not keep up with each other.

    2. When I met my wife in 1981 do you know what her real job was?: Secretary to the head of personell of Halle's Department Store. (a job she had until Halle's closed in the mid 80s)

    Bizarre, my wife's college mate year's later did a depiction of my wife's real job on TV.

    Isn't it ironic?

    (Oh, yeah: NO, my wife does not look like Mimi, thank you very much)

    @the-gipper said:

    Believe it or not, I have an interesting story about this lady: Kathy Kinney (Mimi on the Drew Carey Show).

    Here are a couple of things you probably do know if you watched the show:

    1.The "Mimi" character was the secretary to the head of personell of the fictional department store where "Mimi" and Drew worked.

    2. The building where this fictional department store was located is the old Halle's Building. This is the building all the character's are dancing around in the intro to the show.

    Now here is what you don't know:

    1. My wife and Kathy Kinney attended college together. They were both Theater majors at Wisconsin-Stevens Point. They worked together on props etc. But they both graduated in like 1975 or 1976, but did not keep up with each other.

    2. When I met my wife in 1981 do you know what her real job was?: Secretary to the head of personell of Halle's Department Store. (a job she had until Halle's closed in the mid 80s)

    Bizarre, my wife's college mate year's later did a depiction of my wife's real job on TV.

    Isn't it ironic?

    (Oh, yeah: NO, my wife does not look like Mimi, thank you very much)

    Great story Gip 🙂

  • glad to see you're doing well kosar. hang tough man. and if you need anything to comfort you, check out the cheerleader thread.

  • @miktoxic said:

    did they find this ass and is he under arrest? is this a house or apt. you have? if you're going to stay you might want to think about one of those steel security gate/doors. i know it sucks but you can't have people kicking in your door either. having a gun in the house is not always a viable solution. how are you going to get to your gun that's in your nighstand when you're in the kitchen and he comes right thru the door? it's not like you're going to carry a gun in your waist every second of the day.

    A report is being filed now. He came over for the Cavs game on Tuesday, I was supposed to do web work for his dad. I know his phone number, his name, his address, the kind of car he drives and his dad's place of business, what a dumb f*ck. I drove down to his house and work to get his license plate, but he was not home. They took pictures of the bruises around my neck at the Euclid police station.

    It's a house. I am moving out at the end of the month and will probably stay with my brother until then. Exactly about the gun, it would be by my bed not downstairs, I would of shot the mother f*cker if I had one. Yea next on the list is a shotgun. I would of shot his knee caps off. It was about 3 seconds and he was in. For some reason the night before I brought the bat down, it was in reach after I hit him in the face 30 times.

    @kosar_for_president said:

    A report is being filed now. He came over for the Cavs game on Tuesday, I was supposed to do web work for his dad. I know his phone number, his name, his address, the kind of car he drives and his dad's place of business, what a dumb f*ck. I drove down to his house and work to get his license plate, but he was not home. They took pictures of the bruises around my neck at the Euclid police station.

    It's a house. I am moving out at the end of the month and will probably stay with my brother until then. Exactly about the gun, it would be by my bed not downstairs, I would of shot the mother f*cker if I had one. Yea next on the list is a shotgun. I would of shot his knee caps off. It was about 3 seconds and he was in. For some reason the night before I brought the bat down, it was in reach after I hit him in the face 30 times.

    That is one bizarre story there Kosar. You supposedly just almost got murdered and the first thing you did when it was over was to come on here to tell everyone. Hmmm, alrighty then. You sure you just didn't have a fight with your homosexual partner? (not that there is anything wrong with that). 😵

  • @the-gipper said:

    Believe it or not, I have an interesting story about this lady: Kathy Kinney (Mimi on the Drew Carey Show).

    Here are a couple of things you probably do know if you watched the show:

    1.The "Mimi" character was the secretary to the head of personell of the fictional department store where "Mimi" and Drew worked.

    2. The building where this fictional department store was located is the old Halle's Building. This is the building all the character's are dancing around in the intro to the show.

    Now here is what you don't know:

    1. My wife and Kathy Kinney attended college together. They were both Theater majors at Wisconsin-Stevens Point. They worked together on props etc. But they both graduated in like 1975 or 1976, but did not keep up with each other.

    2. When I met my wife in 1981 do you know what her real job was?: Secretary to the head of personell of Halle's Department Store. (a job she had until Halle's closed in the mid 80s)

    Bizarre, my wife's college mate year's later did a depiction of my wife's real job on TV.

    Isn't it ironic?

    (Oh, yeah: NO, my wife does not look like Mimi, thank you very much)

    My mom was win marching band with Drew Carey at Rhodes High School. In the yearbook he a skinny little nerd, now he is just a fat pervert. Still gotta love the guy.

    Metcalf_FTW said:

    now he is just a fat pervert. Still gotta love the guy.

    sounds like ben roethlisberger

  • @kosar_for_president said:

    A report is being filed now. He came over for the Cavs game on Tuesday, I was supposed to do web work for his dad. I know his phone number, his name, his address, the kind of car he drives and his dad's place of business, what a dumb f*ck. I drove down to his house and work to get his license plate, but he was not home. They took pictures of the bruises around my neck at the Euclid police station.

    It's a house. I am moving out at the end of the month and will probably stay with my brother until then. Exactly about the gun, it would be by my bed not downstairs, I would of shot the mother f*cker if I had one. Yea next on the list is a shotgun. I would of shot his knee caps off. It was about 3 seconds and he was in. For some reason the night before I brought the bat down, it was in reach after I hit him in the face 30 times.

    That is one bizarre story there Kosar. You supposedly just almost got murdered and the first thing you did when it was over was to come on here to tell everyone. Hmmm, alrighty then. You sure you just didn't have a fight with your homosexual partner? (not that there is anything wrong with that). 😵

    @sipeboy said:

    That is one bizarre story there Kosar. You supposedly just almost got murdered and the first thing you did when it was over was to come on here to tell everyone. Hmmm, alrighty then. You sure you just didn't have a fight with your homosexual partner? (not that there is anything wrong with that). 😵

    I'll scan in the police report when I get it. Filled out another statement again and had pictures today at noon at the Euclid police department. I'll let you know, thanks!

  • @miktoxic said:

    did they find this ass and is he under arrest? is this a house or apt. you have? if you're going to stay you might want to think about one of those steel security gate/doors. i know it sucks but you can't have people kicking in your door either. having a gun in the house is not always a viable solution. how are you going to get to your gun that's in your nighstand when you're in the kitchen and he comes right thru the door? it's not like you're going to carry a gun in your waist every second of the day.

    A report is being filed now. He came over for the Cavs game on Tuesday, I was supposed to do web work for his dad. I know his phone number, his name, his address, the kind of car he drives and his dad's place of business, what a dumb f*ck. I drove down to his house and work to get his license plate, but he was not home. They took pictures of the bruises around my neck at the Euclid police station.

    It's a house. I am moving out at the end of the month and will probably stay with my brother until then. Exactly about the gun, it would be by my bed not downstairs, I would of shot the mother f*cker if I had one. Yea next on the list is a shotgun. I would of shot his knee caps off. It was about 3 seconds and he was in. For some reason the night before I brought the bat down, it was in reach after I hit him in the face 30 times.

    @kosar_for_president said:

    I drove down to his house and work to get his license plate, but he was not home.

    because he's probably in the hospital or hiding at a friends house etc. i mean are the cops even looking for the guy?? sounds like incompetent police work to me.