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  • Vagitron VagitronV Dedicated Very Popular Posting Machine Collaborator First Post Reacting Well One Year In One Month Later Week One Done
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    VagitronV Vagitron wrote on last edited by
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    Since he's had great success everywhere else he's coached. "WE're GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!" Let's put him in the hall of fame for that prediction. Isn't that the job of every Coach? To shoot for the Super Bowl?

    AKA SNATCH98 or Rorbotron. The boards glorious admins decided to get cute and change my name to "homotron" Classy group of people. (Lost a bet with Columbus king and got banned for a month)
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      halfsaneH halfsane wrote on last edited by halfsane
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      I like you Homotron, you provide comic relief in every thread. The steeler trolls in here (the regulars) are fun to have around in a satirical kind of way. It's like conservatives being interviewed by Colbert.

      Whomever changed your handle is a genius.

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        I like you Homotron, you provide comic relief in every thread. The steeler trolls in here (the regulars) are fun to have around in a satirical kind of way. It's like conservatives being interviewed by Colbert.

        Whomever changed your handle is a genius.

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        VagitronV Vagitron wrote on last edited by
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        @halfsane said:

        I like you Homotron, you provide comic relief in every thread. The steeler trolls in here (the regulars) are fun to have around in a satirical kind of way. It's like conservatives being interviewed by Colbert.

        Whomever changed your handle is a genius.

        Well you can bet your ass I'm not conservative. My 3/4 length wool trench coat has a permanent pewter pin on the one lapel. It's a Donkey doing a Elephant doggie style. I also wouldn't go as far as labeling the person behind the name change a genius. My autistic neighbor down the street could have opened his 4th grade insult book and found homo and rhymed it up with rorbo and pieced that together. Making that assumption would be like giving me a job as the lead architect for a job build in Cleveland because I put together a mean lego house and not just any legos but the larger legos designed for kids under 5.

        I'd like my name changed back but until then I'll be injecting threads with my own sense of humor and reality.

        Thank you sir for this useful post. *plans to hit the thank button in a minute*

        AKA SNATCH98 or Rorbotron. The boards glorious admins decided to get cute and change my name to "homotron" Classy group of people. (Lost a bet with Columbus king and got banned for a month)
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          @halfsane said:

          I like you Homotron, you provide comic relief in every thread. The steeler trolls in here (the regulars) are fun to have around in a satirical kind of way. It's like conservatives being interviewed by Colbert.

          Whomever changed your handle is a genius.

          Well you can bet your ass I'm not conservative. My 3/4 length wool trench coat has a permanent pewter pin on the one lapel. It's a Donkey doing a Elephant doggie style. I also wouldn't go as far as labeling the person behind the name change a genius. My autistic neighbor down the street could have opened his 4th grade insult book and found homo and rhymed it up with rorbo and pieced that together. Making that assumption would be like giving me a job as the lead architect for a job build in Cleveland because I put together a mean lego house and not just any legos but the larger legos designed for kids under 5.

          I'd like my name changed back but until then I'll be injecting threads with my own sense of humor and reality.

          Thank you sir for this useful post. *plans to hit the thank button in a minute*

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          The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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          Homotron said:

          Well you can bet your ass I'm not conservative. My 3/4 length wool trench coat has a permanent pewter pin on the one lapel. It's a Donkey doing a Elephant doggie style. I also wouldn't go as far as labeling the person behind the name change a genius. My autistic neighbor down the street could have opened his 4th grade insult book and found homo and rhymed it up with rorbo and pieced that together. Making that assumption would be like giving me a job as the lead architect for a job build in Cleveland because I put together a mean lego house and not just any legos but the larger legos designed for kids under 5.

          I'd like my name changed back but until then I'll be injecting threads with my own sense of humor and reality.

          Thank you sir for this useful post. *plans to hit the thank button in a minute*

          Well, now, see here Homo, you are going to have to take a cue from Colonel Hans Landa who had to admit that he had no control over what nicknames his opponents gave to him. In his case he wasn't happy about being given the moniker "The Jew Hunter", yet, that is what most of the world he lived in know him as. So, if Hans Landa could deal with being called "the Jew Hunter" by his enemies, you also can deal with being called Homotron by your adversaries. Your alternative is to stay completely out of the Theater of Operations. And what's that called? See here:

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            Homotron said:

            Well you can bet your ass I'm not conservative. My 3/4 length wool trench coat has a permanent pewter pin on the one lapel. It's a Donkey doing a Elephant doggie style. I also wouldn't go as far as labeling the person behind the name change a genius. My autistic neighbor down the street could have opened his 4th grade insult book and found homo and rhymed it up with rorbo and pieced that together. Making that assumption would be like giving me a job as the lead architect for a job build in Cleveland because I put together a mean lego house and not just any legos but the larger legos designed for kids under 5.

            I'd like my name changed back but until then I'll be injecting threads with my own sense of humor and reality.

            Thank you sir for this useful post. *plans to hit the thank button in a minute*

            Well, now, see here Homo, you are going to have to take a cue from Colonel Hans Landa who had to admit that he had no control over what nicknames his opponents gave to him. In his case he wasn't happy about being given the moniker "The Jew Hunter", yet, that is what most of the world he lived in know him as. So, if Hans Landa could deal with being called "the Jew Hunter" by his enemies, you also can deal with being called Homotron by your adversaries. Your alternative is to stay completely out of the Theater of Operations. And what's that called? See here:

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            halfsaneH halfsane wrote on last edited by
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            @the-gipper said:

            Well, now, see here Homo, you are going to have to take a cue from Colonel Hans Landa who had to admit that he had no control over what nicknames his opponents gave to him. In his case he wasn't happy about being given the moniker "The Jew Hunter", yet, that is what most of the world he lived in know him as. So, if Hans Landa could deal with being called "the Jew Hunter" by his enemies, you also can deal with being called Homotron by your adversaries. Your alternative is to stay completely out of the Theater of Operations. And what's that called? See here:

            Finally you reference a movie that I have been alive for. (and a good one too!)

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              @the-gipper said:

              Well, now, see here Homo, you are going to have to take a cue from Colonel Hans Landa who had to admit that he had no control over what nicknames his opponents gave to him. In his case he wasn't happy about being given the moniker "The Jew Hunter", yet, that is what most of the world he lived in know him as. So, if Hans Landa could deal with being called "the Jew Hunter" by his enemies, you also can deal with being called Homotron by your adversaries. Your alternative is to stay completely out of the Theater of Operations. And what's that called? See here:

              Finally you reference a movie that I have been alive for. (and a good one too!)

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              VagitronV Vagitron wrote on last edited by
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              @halfsane said:

              Finally you reference a movie that I have been alive for. (and a good one too!)

              Big fan of Inglorious Basterds but more importantly Tarentino. Easily my favorite director.

              AKA SNATCH98 or Rorbotron. The boards glorious admins decided to get cute and change my name to "homotron" Classy group of people. (Lost a bet with Columbus king and got banned for a month)
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                Too bad, he is not REX Ryan.

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                S Speedyd900rr wrote on last edited by
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                @jonnychan said:

                Too bad, he is not REX Ryan.

                To bad your mother smoked crack when she was pregnant with you.

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                  @halfsane said:

                  Finally you reference a movie that I have been alive for. (and a good one too!)

                  Big fan of Inglorious Basterds but more importantly Tarentino. Easily my favorite director.

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                  halfsaneH halfsane wrote on last edited by
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                  Homotron said:

                  Big fan of Inglorious Basterds but more importantly Tarentino. Easily my favorite director.

                  When did you become human with thoughts and feelings anyway?

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                    @the-gipper said:

                    Well, now, see here Homo, you are going to have to take a cue from Colonel Hans Landa who had to admit that he had no control over what nicknames his opponents gave to him. In his case he wasn't happy about being given the moniker "The Jew Hunter", yet, that is what most of the world he lived in know him as. So, if Hans Landa could deal with being called "the Jew Hunter" by his enemies, you also can deal with being called Homotron by your adversaries. Your alternative is to stay completely out of the Theater of Operations. And what's that called? See here:

                    Finally you reference a movie that I have been alive for. (and a good one too!)

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                    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                    @halfsane said:

                    Finally you reference a movie that I have been alive for. (and a good one too!)

                    Well, my most common movie references are Pulp Fiction, The Godfather, Casablanca, Ferris Beuhler and a few others.

                    Though I don't know what being alive for them has to do with it. I wasn't alive for Casablanca and it is probably the most quoted movie of all time. Come on man, You're not in Kansas anymore, get yourself a DVD player! (oops, I wasn't alive for that movie either)

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                      @halfsane said:

                      Finally you reference a movie that I have been alive for. (and a good one too!)

                      Well, my most common movie references are Pulp Fiction, The Godfather, Casablanca, Ferris Beuhler and a few others.

                      Though I don't know what being alive for them has to do with it. I wasn't alive for Casablanca and it is probably the most quoted movie of all time. Come on man, You're not in Kansas anymore, get yourself a DVD player! (oops, I wasn't alive for that movie either)

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                      M MudratDetector wrote on last edited by
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                      @the-gipper said:

                      Well, my most common movie references are Pulp Fiction

                      i probably say "i had to crash that honda" about a dozen times a week. nobody ever gets that reference, but it's my favorite line in the entire movie.

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                        R roach wrote on last edited by
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                        Until Rob can demonstrate that he can stop opposing offenses on a consistent basis, he has no support from me to be a HC of the Browns.

                        Being witty at press conferences isn't good enough for me.

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                          This game was a good example of what i was talking about. You can't give up 300 yards to a crappy team that has no weapons and expect to lead a team as a HC. He's a loser with an entertaining press conference wit. i'd rather be entertained by his players performance.

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                            D BoneD D Bone wrote on last edited by
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                            If his defense played 1/2 as well as he talked, we would be ok. They are slow, soft, unimaginative, and oh yea, S L O W. His blitz's get picked up, and they can't stop the run consistently.

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                              This game was a good example of what i was talking about. You can't give up 300 yards to a crappy team that has no weapons and expect to lead a team as a HC. He's a loser with an entertaining press conference wit. i'd rather be entertained by his players performance.

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                              @roach said:

                              This game was a good example of what i was talking about. You can't give up 300 yards to a crappy team that has no weapons and expect to lead a team as a HC. He's a loser with an entertaining press conference wit. i'd rather be entertained by his players performance.

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                              Crappy team? What does that make you?

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                                C CLEVELandMILIDH wrote on last edited by
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                                I thought our defense looked pretty good, had a few sacks, a INT, couple 3 and outs and a key turnover. Secondary looked really good.

                                After Hillis fumbled the 2nd time he didnt get a touch until the last drive, we didn't do much in between there.

                                With no confidence in Hillis' ability to protect the ball we got away from the run and played into Tampa's strength. They ranked dead last in run defense and top 10 in pass D last year.

                                If we protect the ball we win this one comfortably. Gotta get that taken care of or its gonna be a long season.

                                1st Ezekiel Ansah, DE, BYU 3rd Darius Slay, CB, Mississippi State4th Landry Jones, QB, Oklahoma5th Earl Wolff, S, N.C. State6th Lucas Reed, TE, New Mexico
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                                  This game was a good example of what i was talking about. You can't give up 300 yards to a crappy team that has no weapons and expect to lead a team as a HC. He's a loser with an entertaining press conference wit. i'd rather be entertained by his players performance.

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                                  ballpeenB ballpeen wrote on last edited by
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                                  @roach said:

                                  This game was a good example of what i was talking about. You can't give up 300 yards to a crappy team that has no weapons and expect to lead a team as a HC. He's a loser with an entertaining press conference wit. i'd rather be entertained by his players performance.

                                  I agree.

                                  Rob.....STFU until your teams actually do what you talk about.

                                  Many years ago while in college, while many of the other students went to the Gainesville strip and all the fancy places, I went to this little honky tonk on the edge of the swamps that had a juke box full of country music and some live country music on weekend nights. Hung right above the bar they had a sign that said: "Talks cheap, it takes money to buy whiskey".

                                  That has always stuck with me.

                                  If everybody had like minds, we would never learn.
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                                    I thought our defense looked pretty good, had a few sacks, a INT, couple 3 and outs and a key turnover. Secondary looked really good.

                                    After Hillis fumbled the 2nd time he didnt get a touch until the last drive, we didn't do much in between there.

                                    With no confidence in Hillis' ability to protect the ball we got away from the run and played into Tampa's strength. They ranked dead last in run defense and top 10 in pass D last year.

                                    If we protect the ball we win this one comfortably. Gotta get that taken care of or its gonna be a long season.

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                                    @clevelandmilidh said:

                                    I thought our defense looked pretty good............

                                    They did look pretty good. But dude, this is the NFL. We need them to look better than VERY good. Rob Ryan is a blow hard. Coach these guys up or move on.

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                                      LoyaltyL Loyalty wrote on last edited by
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                                      Gruden or Cowher... nothing less.

                                      "A winner never whines." Paul Brown
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                                        miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
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                                        you're only as good as the players you coach. why not try to pump them up over their talent level.........doesn't mean it'll work.

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                                          Gruden or Cowher... nothing less.

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                                          BrownIndianB BrownIndian wrote on last edited by
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                                          Gruden or Cowher... nothing less.

                                          I dont think it is doom and gloom time. We need to improve the roster - No 1.

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