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  • Homotron said:

    Based on what exactly? Bowe is their only passing option and he's been invisible quite a few times against the better competition. No RB has gone over 100 yards this year and up until last week i believe we haven't given up 100 period. 60 yards on the ground against. I'd LOVE to play Kansas City in the playoffs.

    Guys we forgot, the Steelers are unbeatable. They win always. No matter what. So no team can match up with them. Everyone wins. We lose.

    @theclevelandsound said:

    Guys we forgot, the Steelers are unbeatable. They win always. No matter what. So no team can match up with them. Everyone wins. We lose.

    Where did I say that? It's loosely implied but I was asking a question. Based on what from the Chiefs would indicate they are a solid match up? Pittsburgh is ridiculous against the run. Dwayne Bowe is the only real vertical option and Cassell is easily rattled. I just want the rational behind that comment.

  • @brownandorange said:

    hell no man! I'd rather have Baltimore win the division. Kansas City can definitely give Pittsburgh a tough game, plus it'll be on the road.

    Based on what exactly? Bowe is their only passing option and he's been invisible quite a few times against the better competition. No RB has gone over 100 yards this year and up until last week i believe we haven't given up 100 period. 60 yards on the ground against. I'd LOVE to play Kansas City in the playoffs.

    Homotron said:

    Based on what exactly? Bowe is their only passing option and he's been invisible quite a few times against the better competition. No RB has gone over 100 yards this year and up until last week i believe we haven't given up 100 period. 60 yards on the ground against. I'd LOVE to play Kansas City in the playoffs.

    Moeaki, Charles, and McCluster are pretty good passing options, no? KC no doubt has a bit of the paper champion syndrome but they do have a solid defense and a great rushing game (Charles is a good as it gets). Also, Cassel isn't spectacular but is amazingly efficient. They are no pushover.

  • Ok us Ravens fans are counting on Cleveland next week. If you win and we win we get the division and a bye. Now i know you guys would rather see us get it then Pitt. So tell me, what do you think the chances are of your team pulling off the upset?

    @purplereign52 said:

    Ok us Ravens fans are counting on Cleveland next week. If you win and we win we get the division and a bye. Now i know you guys would rather see us get it then Pitt. So tell me, what do you think the chances are of your team pulling off the upset?

    The outcome of the Steelers/Stains game doesn't matter because you're not gonna beat the other Ohio loser. The Bungles own the Rats...what is it now, 3 or 4 in a row they've beaten you?

    Plus you caught them at the wrong time...the Bungles are playing good ball right now.

  • I have a question. Why don't these Stooler trolls get banned?

    I know some of them are worse than others, but for the most part, they are a nuisance and cause unnecessary arguments.

  • @theclevelandsound said:

    Guys we forgot, the Steelers are unbeatable. They win always. No matter what. So no team can match up with them. Everyone wins. We lose.

    Where did I say that? It's loosely implied but I was asking a question. Based on what from the Chiefs would indicate they are a solid match up? Pittsburgh is ridiculous against the run. Dwayne Bowe is the only real vertical option and Cassell is easily rattled. I just want the rational behind that comment.

    Homotron said:

    Where did I say that? It's loosely implied but I was asking a question. Based on what from the Chiefs would indicate they are a solid match up? Pittsburgh is ridiculous against the run. Dwayne Bowe is the only real vertical option and Cassell is easily rattled. I just want the rational behind that comment.

    If we were even talking about the Falcons you would say "Roddy White is their only vertical threat. We would crush Michael Turner"

    Same logic.

  • If the steelers can let the browns slide they will, mangini is dependably beatable and they dont want to lose him...

    If the stoolers have to win they will kill us unlike the ravens which also dont want to see mangini go..

  • Ok us Ravens fans are counting on Cleveland next week. If you win and we win we get the division and a bye. Now i know you guys would rather see us get it then Pitt. So tell me, what do you think the chances are of your team pulling off the upset?

    @purplereign52 said:

    Ok us Ravens fans are counting on Cleveland next week. If you win and we win we get the division and a bye. Now i know you guys would rather see us get it then Pitt. So tell me, what do you think the chances are of your team pulling off the upset?

    Don't get your hopes up purple bird. We were hoping the Browns would beat the ravens but Baltimore had more on the line. Just remember, you still have to beat the Bengals (the team that already beat you this year).

    Prediction: Steelers win the AFC North, Ravens finish with same record

  • Homotron said:

    Where did I say that? It's loosely implied but I was asking a question. Based on what from the Chiefs would indicate they are a solid match up? Pittsburgh is ridiculous against the run. Dwayne Bowe is the only real vertical option and Cassell is easily rattled. I just want the rational behind that comment.

    If we were even talking about the Falcons you would say "Roddy White is their only vertical threat. We would crush Michael Turner"

    Same logic.

    @theclevelandsound said:

    If we were even talking about the Falcons you would say "Roddy White is their only vertical threat. We would crush Michael Turner"

    Same logic.

    Roddy White isn't their only vertical threat. They also have Tony Gonzalez and Matt Ryan is certainly better than Cassel. Just a FYI we beat the Falcons and it was without Big Ben. They are certainly a improved team but if for some reason we make it to the Super Bowl and the Falcons are the team I'd certainly like the Steelers chances. The Chiefs don't have what it takes to take down a top tier team, especially from a offensive stand point against a top defense.

  • @theclevelandsound said:

    If we were even talking about the Falcons you would say "Roddy White is their only vertical threat. We would crush Michael Turner"

    Same logic.

    Roddy White isn't their only vertical threat. They also have Tony Gonzalez and Matt Ryan is certainly better than Cassel. Just a FYI we beat the Falcons and it was without Big Ben. They are certainly a improved team but if for some reason we make it to the Super Bowl and the Falcons are the team I'd certainly like the Steelers chances. The Chiefs don't have what it takes to take down a top tier team, especially from a offensive stand point against a top defense.

    Homotron said:

    Just a FYI we beat the Falcons and it was without Big Rapist.

    You also played Atlanta in Shittsburgh. Atlanta doesn't lose at home.

    I went to the Bungles at Falcons game this year. The Atlanta Dome is louder than the Superdome. Guaranteed.

  • Ok us Ravens fans are counting on Cleveland next week. If you win and we win we get the division and a bye. Now i know you guys would rather see us get it then Pitt. So tell me, what do you think the chances are of your team pulling off the upset?

    @purplereign52 said:

    Ok us Ravens fans are counting on Cleveland next week. If you win and we win we get the division and a bye. Now i know you guys would rather see us get it then Pitt. So tell me, what do you think the chances are of your team pulling off the upset?

    I absolutely guarantee the Browns will beat the Steelers this coming Sunday. The Stellers have been winning games on luck this season....as in most seasons. They are not as good a team as the Ratbirds. Flacco is better than Worthlessburger....Rice is better than Whatshisname....the Steelers just plain suck. We will beat them by 10 points, and it will be written off as a fluke....the Steelers overlooked us....thet had a let down...they rested because they already clinched....blah, blah, blah. This is not to say the Browns are a good team...it's just that the Stelers suck. The only negative, is that we will being helping those stupid moron Ratbastards in Baltimore.

  • Here you go. N = Number of potential Browns victories. Just plug in the values for the other elemetns in the equation and you should be able to get your answer.

    N = ( R* x fp x ne x fl x fi x fc) x L

    R* = the number of good looking females in Pittsburgh

    fp = Fraction of Steelers players that have not been accused of a felony

    ne = Number of Ravens fans that have unique thoughts

    fl = Fraction of people in Pittsburgh who have had sex with someone/something of the opposite sex or or non-four-legged species.

    fi = Fraction of fl where the person is smarter than an amoeba

    fc = Fraction of Fi that don't wear adult diapers

    L = Fraction of the fc's diaper wearers that urinate on nearby Steeler fans during a Pittsburgh game

    @longhorn said:

    Here you go. N = Number of potential Browns victories. Just plug in the values for the other elemetns in the equation and you should be able to get your answer.

    N = ( R* x fp x ne x fl x fi x fc) x L

    R* = the number of good looking females in Pittsburgh

    fp = Fraction of Steelers players that have not been accused of a felony

    ne = Number of Ravens fans that have unique thoughts

    fl = Fraction of people in Pittsburgh who have had sex with someone/something of the opposite sex or or non-four-legged species.

    fi = Fraction of fl where the person is smarter than an amoeba

    fc = Fraction of Fi that don't wear adult diapers

    L = Fraction of the fc's diaper wearers that urinate on nearby Steeler fans during a Pittsburgh game

    You made a pretty funny mathematical joke, and also spelled "amoeba" correctly. There is just no way you are really from Texas. Anyway, R* is virtually zero, so the rest of the equation does not matter.

  • i'd say cleveland's chances are slim and none.

    and slim was just seen running away from town just as fast as he could.

  • Homotron said:

    Just a FYI we beat the Falcons and it was without Big Rapist.

    You also played Atlanta in Shittsburgh. Atlanta doesn't lose at home.

    I went to the Bungles at Falcons game this year. The Atlanta Dome is louder than the Superdome. Guaranteed.

    @brownandorange said:

    You also played Atlanta in Shittsburgh. Atlanta doesn't lose at home.

    I went to the Bungles at Falcons game this year. The Atlanta Dome is louder than the Superdome. Guaranteed.

    A Playoff game is a playoff game. The first Super Bowl for Ben the Steelers practiced with artificial dome noise all week in preparation for their game against the Colts at Lucas oil. We also beat the Falcons WITHOUT Ben the first go round. In the end it won't matter because it will be the Eagles out of the NFC.

  • @brownandorange said:

    You also played Atlanta in Shittsburgh. Atlanta doesn't lose at home.

    I went to the Bungles at Falcons game this year. The Atlanta Dome is louder than the Superdome. Guaranteed.

    A Playoff game is a playoff game. The first Super Bowl for Ben the Steelers practiced with artificial dome noise all week in preparation for their game against the Colts at Lucas oil. We also beat the Falcons WITHOUT Ben the first go round. In the end it won't matter because it will be the Eagles out of the NFC.

    Homotron said:

    We also beat the Falcons WITHOUT Ben the first go round. .

    And your team was also playing lights out last season but still managed to lose to us and not make the playoffs. Just cause it happened once doesn't mean it will happen again.

  • Homotron said:

    We also beat the Falcons WITHOUT Ben the first go round. .

    And your team was also playing lights out last season but still managed to lose to us and not make the playoffs. Just cause it happened once doesn't mean it will happen again.

    @speedyd900rr said:

    And your team was also playing lights out last season but still managed to lose to us and not make the playoffs. Just cause it happened once doesn't mean it will happen again.

    We played lights out last season? Do you even watch football or are you some sort of Browns windbag that jumps online, gets on the soapbox, rapid fires some BS and moves on to the next conquest?

  • @speedyd900rr said:

    And your team was also playing lights out last season but still managed to lose to us and not make the playoffs. Just cause it happened once doesn't mean it will happen again.

    We played lights out last season? Do you even watch football or are you some sort of Browns windbag that jumps online, gets on the soapbox, rapid fires some BS and moves on to the next conquest?

    Homotron said:

    We played lights out last season? Do you even watch football or are you some sort of Browns windbag that jumps online, gets on the soapbox, rapid fires some BS and moves on to the next conquest?

    I don't think he does watch much football. He still think Mangini is a candidate for coach of the year..

  • Zombo said:

    I don't really care where who is seeded where. I hope we beat the Steelers and you guys get crushed by the Bungles. Pepper in some in injuries, hopefully to Roethlisberger and Ray Lewis ... that would be the best scenario. That would be cool.

    Zombo

    --Go Patriots! Go Colts! Go Chiefs!

    exactly!!

    I could careless who goes to the supberbowl, as long as it ISNT pitt or baltimore..

    All i want now is a new cba!

  • I like our chances except for one thing. We have not been able to stop the run since robaire and fujita were injured. As coach ryan said "when you lose your toughest and your best players it hurts". Unless shaun rogers can play some extra snaps at defense end I don't think we can stop their running game. The only way we can win is to have some long drives ourselves that gives the defense time to rest and maybe makes ben a little impatient. But we have to stop them on third downs.