You might be a Steelers fan if.........

[Pumpkin Eater]

....your mom is also your sister.

....your one year old sister-niece has more teeth than you do.

....you think football didn't exist before the Superbowl.

....you were a niners fan in the eighties, cowboys fan in the nineties, and patriots fan in the early 00's.

....your wife weighs more than you do.

....you think steroids are a fair part of the game.

....you think it's okay to rape chicks because they provoked you to do it.

[calfoxwc]

You might be a squeeler fan, if you have the personality of sewage...

[Kosar_For_President]

Deny the holocaust happened because it was before you were born.

[longhorn]

.......you think a pigskin is what is removed when your brother gets circumsized.

.......you look in a mirror and treat the swollen bumps on your face with Preparation H.

.......you think your bother's wife resembles Albert Haynesworth.

[djdawg2010]

@venom said:

Were kings! They were a power 40 years ago. It's a shame what happened. Modell set the Browns back 15 years. Just think of the rivalry if the prick didn't move the team.

Or if we had an owner who actually knew what the Hell he was doing.

[CantonLegend]

......you think you've already won the super bowl this year

[Riffer X]

Pack will win this game and win it big.

[miktoxic]

.............if you're like galfreets. with his toilet outside his front door.

congrats BTW. dick.

[miktoxic]

@gmp said:

Nuff Said..!!!

I'm a Browns fan and I'm getting embarrased by these jealous infused threads..about the Steelers and their fans!..

just give it up already,

hate the steelers. think most of their fans outside of PA are bandwagon douchebags (like cowboy fans outside of TX).

BUT do respect them 1000%. they have an organization that we could only hope to have one day. congrats and go FXXK yourselves.

[longhorn]

@gmp said:

Nuff Said..!!!

I'm a Browns fan and I'm getting embarrased by these jealous infused threads..about the Steelers and their fans!..

just give it up already,

Oh calm down and get a sense of humor. Besides I wasn't infusing, I was suffusing.

[Pumpkin Eater]

....if, when referring to the big six, you are talking about your remaining teeth instead of Superbowl titles.

[longhorn]

....if your wife has more hair on her chin and chest than you do........

[TheClevelandSound]

@bunsofsteel08 said:

You might be a Browns fan ..if

You Pick your Nose for a Snack...

Pick your sister for a Prom Date...

Have Two or more "Fav" Teams....

Have Sports Tourette syndrome... where Stupid remarks concerning Sports Pour uncontrollably from your mouth (Like "The Runs" )

Are Hopelessly lost in the 1960`s and Before....

Are More Obsessed with your Rivals LOSING Than your own Team winning...

Are Bitter to the Core ...incapable of reasonable thoughts concerning your "Daddy'' !

When you ask Who`s you Daddy ? You Mom tells you its Your Uncle...

Wear Poo-and-Orange colored Gear ... but if someone Cut you Open you would be GREEN With Envy !!

Deny all this to the Bitter End.. and try to turn it back on Us....

You know your a Steelers fan when you end every sentence with "..."

[d531]

...if your local team doesn't win as much as you think they should.

[BrownIndian]

That was cruel guys.

Anyways, the most realistic one I can think of is:

You might be a Steelers fan if......... You are in the Browns Board and Browns are not your fav team.

[slowburn]

@bunsofsteel08 said:

TRADITIONS Passed down to Generations !!

you mean like incest?

thanx for the softball

[TheClevelandSound]

@bunsofsteel08 said:

You know you are a JACKA** when you rip someones English 101 ! And use "your" , in place of "You`re" !! Smooth moves Einstein !

Yay lets put a space in between our excalamation points !!!!!!

[longhorn]

@bunsofsteel08 said:

LOL... You can use more than one window at a time guy. And If you goofballs didnt have Threads like You might be a Steelers fan if......... ... we probably wouldnt be around all the time. Making my whole 3 posts a day... using all of 12 minutes a day, 4 days a week that I stop by here .

You have Heard BUILD IT AND THEY WILL COME ?? Well Ignore us and we will leave...

I don't want you to leave. Since my puppy died, I don't have anyone else to chase the ball when I throw it. Besides, where would you go? To the Bengals board (or are you a no count, cheatin', multi-board troll?)?

[longhorn]

@bunsofsteel08 said:

wow... That was Stupid . But Thanks ...

wow... That was Stupid . But Thanks ...

[BrownIndian]

@bunsofsteel08 said:

LOL... You can use more than one window at a time guy. And If you goofballs didnt have Threads like You might be a Steelers fan if......... ... we probably wouldnt be around all the time. Making my whole 3 posts a day... using all of 12 minutes a day, 4 days a week that I stop by here .

You have Heard BUILD IT AND THEY WILL COME ?? Well Ignore us and we will leave...

This thread was created today. But the Steeler vermin that this board is infested with has been there for ages. Oh and if we ignore you guys where will we get the fun from ?

I do value the feedback of certain Steeler posters who have shown decency and intelligence but the number of morons who have been overtaken them has risen and the intelligent posts has been dwindling down at an alarming rate.

Oh! and before most of you Steeler fans point the finger at us remember it takes two hands to make a clap sound.