You might be a Steelers fan if.........
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Grinder said:
You stoolers guys are like our favorite crack whores, we love tempting you.and gettin $5 gum jobs.
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You live in Ohio and are a bandwagon fan because they were good during the seventies
You own a old bum looking sweater that says pissburgh steelers (work at a bar see it all the time)
You cry like a bitch when the Packers lay your ass down in the superbowl
Have players on your team that love to rape women
Have players on your team that love to abuse Substance abuse Policies
You have no connection to the city or team and decided to root for them because they were good
Have never expereniced losing your team to another city and stood by them to fullest even through the worst of times
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I'd say would admit the steady hand of the ownership and franchise.
Talk about consistency. This is their 8th Super Bowl appearance; a record
among many impressive records.
They also won 6 Super Bowls, another impressive record. And, they
are working on winning their 7th, which would put them two ahead
of any other team.
Tell us what you admire most about the amazing Steelers.
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I enjoy that they all marry their sisters so that no else has to marry those ugly, fat skanks.
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I admire their ability to maximize steroid usage like no other franchise in sports history.
I also admire the way they have been the beneficiaries of bad refereeing for years and years.
I admire the way they continually add bandwagon fans by the second, and those that have been fans for around 5 years keep getting more hardcore. They actually know what intentional grounding is now.
I saw something beautiful yesterday on FB. A gal friend of mine on there who lives in Pit and is from Ytown, posted how she thinks it is so neat to have become a fan of football. Chick is 42 years old, and she said she became a Steelers fan this weekend and it was really fun hanging with her friends, she never knew it could be so fun.
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I admire their consistency competing in their division and making the playoffs. They draft well and seem to hire all of the right people almost all of the time.
They know when to let players go and when to sign free agents.
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i admire the amount of sh*t their fans are able to shove in their mouths and spew out at a moments notice
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hahahahahaha slurp and burp
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....you think you somehow played a part in the Squeeler's success.
....your self esteem is tied to success of the Squeelers.
....you cam out bt went back in the closet because you think you will find your gay idol Big Gay Ben in there
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...if you're continually flagged for illegal use of the hands in the men's room.....
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You're a squeeler fan ...if you know, deep down inside, that you are a wimp for rooting for a team that won more than one superbowl, only because
you can lean on that, and not cry every night about being just another wonk on the bandwagon with no real connection to the origins of your team,
knowing that when they start losing, you'll jump off, land on your nose, and come face to face with who you are.
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You're a squeeler fan ...if you know, deep down inside, that you are a wimp for rooting for a team that won more than one superbowl, only because
you can lean on that, and not cry every night about being just another wonk on the bandwagon with no real connection to the origins of your team,
knowing that when they start losing, you'll jump off, land on your nose, and come face to face with who you are.
You're a squeeler fan ...if you know, deep down inside, that you are a wimp for rooting for a team that won more than one superbowl, only because
you can lean on that, and not cry every night about being just another wonk on the bandwagon with no real connection to the origins of your team,
knowing that when they start losing, you'll jump off, land on your nose, and come face to face with who you are.
bloody hell thats a bit harsh, i hope you're referring to the Ohio fans that pass themselves off as genuine Steeler fans.
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3 Football fans stumble home after the game and find a naked lady in the bushes passed out drunk. The guys call the police and the Bengals fan takes his had off and puts it over the girls left breast. The Browns fan takes off his hat and puts it over the girls right breast. Finally, the steelers fan takes his hat off and puts it over the girls xxxx.
When the police show up, the officer looks under the Bengals hat and takes a quick note. He then looks under the Browns hat and writes another quick note. Finally he looks under the Steelers hat. Puts it down. Looks again, and again. The Steelers fan is outraged and yells, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you a pervert or something?" The Cop replies. "No, I'm just dumbfounded, because usually I see an asshole under a steelers hat!"
3 Football fans stumble home after the game and find a naked lady in the bushes passed out drunk. The guys call the police and the Bengals fan takes his had off and puts it over the girls left breast. The Browns fan takes off his hat and puts it over the girls right breast. Finally, the steelers fan takes his hat off and puts it over the girls xxxx.
When the police show up, the officer looks under the Bengals hat and takes a quick note. He then looks under the Browns hat and writes another quick note. Finally he looks under the Steelers hat. Puts it down. Looks again, and again. The Steelers fan is outraged and yells, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you a pervert or something?" The Cop replies. "No, I'm just dumbfounded, because usually I see an asshole under a steelers hat!"
Most stooler fans are OK it's just the other 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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3 Football fans stumble home after the game and find a naked lady in the bushes passed out drunk. The guys call the police and the Bengals fan takes his had off and puts it over the girls left breast. The Browns fan takes off his hat and puts it over the girls right breast. Finally, the steelers fan takes his hat off and puts it over the girls xxxx.
When the police show up, the officer looks under the Bengals hat and takes a quick note. He then looks under the Browns hat and writes another quick note. Finally he looks under the Steelers hat. Puts it down. Looks again, and again. The Steelers fan is outraged and yells, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you a pervert or something?" The Cop replies. "No, I'm just dumbfounded, because usually I see an asshole under a steelers hat!"
Most stooler fans are OK it's just the other 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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Most stooler fans are OK it's just the other 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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lol what? One of the dumbest things posted on this message board Steeler fan or not. Congratulations. I'm now dumber having read it.
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@bunsofsteel08 said:
You know you are a JACKA** when you rip someones English 101 ! And use "your" , in place of "You`re" !! Smooth moves Einstein !
Yay lets put a space in between our excalamation points !!!!!!
Yay lets put a space in between our excalamation points !!!!!!
uummm ...no.
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AGAIN... Gutless Nazi~ whimpsYou might be a Browns fan ..if
You Pick your Nose for a Snack...
Pick your sister for a Prom Date...
Have Two or more "Fav" Teams....
Have Sports Tourette syndrome... where Stupid remarks concerning Sports Pour uncontrollably from your mouth (Like "The Runs" )
Are Hopelessly lost in the 1960`s and Before....
Are More Obsessed with your Rivals LOSING Than your own Team winning...
Are Bitter to the Core ...incapable of reasonable thoughts concerning your "Daddy'' !
When you ask Who`s you Daddy ? You Mom tells you its Your Uncle...
Wear Poo-and-Orange colored Gear ... but if someone Cut you Open you would be GREEN With Envy !!
Deny all this to the Bitter End.. and try to turn it back on Us....
Climbing the Stairway...To SEVEN !! -
AGAIN... Gutless Nazi~ whimpsYou might be a Browns fan ..if
You Pick your Nose for a Snack...
Pick your sister for a Prom Date...
Have Two or more "Fav" Teams....
Have Sports Tourette syndrome... where Stupid remarks concerning Sports Pour uncontrollably from your mouth (Like "The Runs" )
Are Hopelessly lost in the 1960`s and Before....
Are More Obsessed with your Rivals LOSING Than your own Team winning...
Are Bitter to the Core ...incapable of reasonable thoughts concerning your "Daddy'' !
When you ask Who`s you Daddy ? You Mom tells you its Your Uncle...
Wear Poo-and-Orange colored Gear ... but if someone Cut you Open you would be GREEN With Envy !!
Deny all this to the Bitter End.. and try to turn it back on Us....
AGAIN... Gutless Nazi~ whimpsYou might be a Browns fan ..if
....you are prone to the use of the word Nazi whenever you disagree with anyone, which is kind of Nazi'ish on your part.
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