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  • Its OK Howie. I understand that being follicly challenged is a matter of national pride for you. After all, look at your boy here:

    prince-william-wedding1.jpg

  • @slowburn said:

    I think you all are a bunch of cum drunk Brown's fans...

    I spent the late 1980's as part of US SOF and yet I have to deAL WITH this chicken shit...

    Fuk u Master Chief pig

    i steamed on a fast frigate out of norfolk 1990 and we davy jones'd all master-at-arms so why don't u go f urself?? fag

    t

    You talking to me little bitch? Come on up here so I can skull xxxx you. 😉

  • I'm a shaking in my boots.

  • @slowburn said:

    damn skippy I've got some issues.....still not crazy enough to forget ABOUT cop=wanna-be-bitches I came across during actve military tour 1983-1990..

    all over the world, bitch, u cop-wanna-be-fags. but I do salute you achieving E-9. i'm an ole' school N*****

    Got Drugs?

    Apparently so.

  • @slowburn said:

    How much time u serve AVtive, Gipper?

    Oh, Nuthin?

    So, why do you even have the balls to pitch in@

    What do you mean by 'active'?

    I have been employed by one branch or other of the government in some capacity for 25 years.

  • I love this thread. Hey Slow burn, put down the bong and come fight me at a tailgate this fall. Bring Big Bad UK Homo and Howie and I will skull fuck you homo's.

  • @slowburn said:

    if you are man enough.

    52 years old, 245 pounds, 5 11, irish, kentucky , linked, urban(cbus,OH) overseas(xxxxyoumasterchief)

    pack your shit

    all due respect to the young warriors procuring hearts and minds in iran/afaghanistan"

    i pray for you all daily. warriors...ain't nuthin but a thing to do

    War? Huh. Good God y'all. What is it good for?

  • I love this thread. Hey Slow burn, put down the bong and come fight me at a tailgate this fall. Bring Big Bad UK Homo and Howie and I will skull fuck you homo's.

    @atenears said:

    I love this thread. Hey Slow burn, put down the bong and come fight me at a tailgate this fall. Bring Big Bad UK Homo and Howie and I will skull xxxx you homo's.

    How come your eff word didn't get xxxed out like everyone else's Stan?

    Is that a fair way to weild the power and authority you have over this board? Supreme executive authority derives from a mandate of the masses, not because some simpering homo threw a bong you!

    Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help. Stan is repressing me!

    Did you all see him repressing me?

  • I think Slowburn was hitting the Kentucky moonshine and is still passed out.

  • @atenears said:

    I love this thread. Hey Slow burn, put down the bong and come fight me at a tailgate this fall. Bring Big Bad UK Homo and Howie and I will skull xxxx you homo's.

    How come your eff word didn't get xxxed out like everyone else's Stan?

    Is that a fair way to weild the power and authority you have over this board? Supreme executive authority derives from a mandate of the masses, not because some simpering homo threw a bong you!

    Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help. Stan is repressing me!

    Did you all see him repressing me?

    @the-gipper said:

    How come your eff word didn't get xxxed out like everyone else's Stan?

    Is that a fair way to weild the power and authority you have over this board? Supreme executive authority derives from a mandate of the masses, not because some simpering homo threw a bong you!

    Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help. Stan is repressing me!

    Did you all see him repressing me?

    If you are a paying customer of The Browns Board, your swear words get turned on and you get to see the naked girls in the cheerleader thread.

  • I love this thread. Hey Slow burn, put down the bong and come fight me at a tailgate this fall. Bring Big Bad UK Homo and Howie and I will skull fuck you homo's.

    @atenears said:

    I love this thread. Hey Slow burn, put down the bong and come fight me at a tailgate this fall. Bring Big Bad UK Homo and Howie and I will skull xxxx you homo's.

    HEY sTAN NO fear I will level anyone who even attempts to take a shot at you.............From the Shoulder BOOM KOED...

    if is fun kayoing people........lets rumble

  • @the-gipper said:

    How come your eff word didn't get xxxed out like everyone else's Stan?

    Is that a fair way to weild the power and authority you have over this board? Supreme executive authority derives from a mandate of the masses, not because some simpering homo threw a bong you!

    Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help. Stan is repressing me!

    Did you all see him repressing me?

    If you are a paying customer of The Browns Board, your swear words get turned on and you get to see the naked girls in the cheerleader thread.

    @atenears said:

    If you are a paying customer of The Browns Board, your swear words get turned on and you get to see the naked girls in the cheerleader thread.

    OK, so why don't you go ahead and post a few naked cheerleaders, then I will look at the thread then decide whether to "buy" or not, based on the quality and positive attributes of the naked cheerleaders.

  • Maybe Howie and G-Man, or Jackhammer can bring a franchise of this "gentleman's club" in Portland to Cleveland:

    http://www.unionjacksclub.com/index.php

  • @orangehelmet-uk said:

    The next time i'm in Cleveland , i'll show it to you ....not sure you will be able to recognise me though . I WONT be wearing a " special " T-Shirt claiming how many miles ive travelled to see my beloved Browns . just Brown & Orange ....as usual

    I'm lost for words. i truly don't understand what your problem is, maybe you don't have the imagination or money to make a special t shirt I'm just proud to represent the UK when I go to Cleveland and amazingly you are the only one to have a problem with it. Keep blending, that way I won't have to pretend to be friends with you. Arse.

    @howiedawg said:

    I'm lost for words. i truly don't understand what your problem is, maybe you don't have the imagination or money to make a special t shirt I'm just proud to represent the UK when I go to Cleveland and amazingly you are the only one to have a problem with it. Keep blending, that way I won't have to pretend to be friends with you. Arse.

    I'm proud to represent the UK when i go to watch the Browns , and like you i also have made lots of friends from my vsits to Cleveland, I also have family who live in North Canton , what i dont understand is , why do you feel the need to let everyone know you've travelled 3,000 to watch the Browns ? , you sir , are an attention seeking arse ...........

  • @howiedawg said:

    I'm lost for words. i truly don't understand what your problem is, maybe you don't have the imagination or money to make a special t shirt I'm just proud to represent the UK when I go to Cleveland and amazingly you are the only one to have a problem with it. Keep blending, that way I won't have to pretend to be friends with you. Arse.

    I'm proud to represent the UK when i go to watch the Browns , and like you i also have made lots of friends from my vsits to Cleveland, I also have family who live in North Canton , what i dont understand is , why do you feel the need to let everyone know you've travelled 3,000 to watch the Browns ? , you sir , are an attention seeking arse ...........

    @orangehelmet-uk said:

    I'm proud to represent the UK when i go to watch the Browns , and like you i also have made lots of friends from my vsits to Cleveland, I also have family who live in North Canton , what i dont understand is , why do you feel the need to let everyone know you've travelled 3,000 to watch the Browns ? , you sir , are an attention seeking arse ...........

    Wait til Howie buys that Browns van he was looking at a while back and ships it to the UK and starts driving around the Old Sod with a sign that says "bought this and shipped it 4000 miles just to shove it up Jackhammer's ass". That would be sweet, no?

    The-Cleveland-Browns-have-an-unofficial-team-bus-for-the-really-ugly-fans.jpg

  • An attention seeking arse. That is bad.

  • By the way, our UK friends....what do you think about the fact that LeBron James has bought himself a piece of the Liverpool FC? If I had any allegiance to a UK soccer team it was to Liverpool because it was my uncle's team (he lived on The Wirral). But now this piece of shit(who graduated with my nephew) buys a part of it? I have to rethink my allegiance.

    lfc-logo.jpg

    Maybe I will have to become an Aston Villa fan after all.

  • Also, out of curiosity, why are the English soccer teams, except for a few, not named after the city in which they play? These are the largest cities in the UK:

    London 7.2 Million

    Birmingham 992000

    Leeds 720000

    Glasgow 560000

    Sheffield 512000

    Bradford 467000

    Edinburgh 450000

    Liverpool 440000

    Manchester 420000

    Bristol 380000

    Wakefield 316000

    Cardiff 310000

    Coventry 305000

    Nottingham 285000

    Leicester 280000

    Sunderland 280000

    Belfast 280000

    Newcastle upon Tyne 259000

    Brighton 248000

    Hull 240000

    Plymouth 240000

    Stoke-on-Trent 239000

    Wolverhampton 239000

    Derby 230000

    Swansea 225000

    Southampton 220000

    Salford 215000

    Aberdeen 215000

    Is it perhaps of the 20 team, like half of them are located in London?

  • @orangehelmet-uk said:

    I'm proud to represent the UK when i go to watch the Browns , and like you i also have made lots of friends from my vsits to Cleveland, I also have family who live in North Canton , what i dont understand is , why do you feel the need to let everyone know you've travelled 3,000 to watch the Browns ? , you sir , are an attention seeking arse ...........

    Wait til Howie buys that Browns van he was looking at a while back and ships it to the UK and starts driving around the Old Sod with a sign that says "bought this and shipped it 4000 miles just to shove it up Jackhammer's ass". That would be sweet, no?

    The-Cleveland-Browns-have-an-unofficial-team-bus-for-the-really-ugly-fans.jpg

    @the-gipper said:

    Wait til Howie buys that Browns van he was looking at a while back and ships it to the UK and starts driving around the Old Sod with a sign that says "bought this and shipped it 4000 miles just to shove it up Jackhammer's ass". That would be sweet, no?

    The-Cleveland-Browns-have-an-unofficial-team-bus-for-the-really-ugly-fans.jpg

    im confused , is it jackhammer or big bad UK homo , or big bad uk jackhammer homo , either way its funny ......... this thread has served its purpose . the self promotion tour to NE Ohio as been a success a invitation to appear on Cleveland Browns .com , and 90% of americans on this forum well and truly behind them ( thats not an homosexual slur by the way ) . this is jackhammer or whatever .....Signing off ..............its been a blast

  • @the-gipper said:

    Wait til Howie buys that Browns van he was looking at a while back and ships it to the UK and starts driving around the Old Sod with a sign that says "bought this and shipped it 4000 miles just to shove it up Jackhammer's ass". That would be sweet, no?

    The-Cleveland-Browns-have-an-unofficial-team-bus-for-the-really-ugly-fans.jpg

    im confused , is it jackhammer or big bad UK homo , or big bad uk jackhammer homo , either way its funny ......... this thread has served its purpose . the self promotion tour to NE Ohio as been a success a invitation to appear on Cleveland Browns .com , and 90% of americans on this forum well and truly behind them ( thats not an homosexual slur by the way ) . this is jackhammer or whatever .....Signing off ..............its been a blast

    @orangehelmet-uk said:

    im confused , is it jackhammer or big bad UK homo , or big bad uk jackhammer homo , either way its funny ......... this thread has served its purpose . the self promotion tour to NE Ohio as been a success a invitation to appear on Cleveland Browns .com , and 90% of americans on this forum well and truly behind them ( thats not an homosexual slur by the way ) . this is jackhammer or whatever .....Signing off ..............its been a blast

    No need to run off. We are just having fun. If we didn't like you we wouldn't tease you....or give you alternate names.

    Jackhammer was the name I gave to you.(it was meant to be complimentary)

    Big Bad UK Homo was Stan's name for you. Its all in fun.

    In fact I think that The Browns Board can promise that if next you come to a Browns game, come to the Browns Board tailgate party and a video will be made of you that will be posted all over youtube so that your point of view can be expressed all over the world.