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Wouldn't This Be Hilarious???

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  • Flugel FlugelF Conversation Starter Dedicated Very Popular Posting Machine Collaborator First Post Reacting Well One Year In One Month Later Week One Done
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    FlugelF Flugel wrote on last edited by Flugel
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    Pittsburgh fans are waiving their gay yellow handkies as they see some hottie with a microphone walking up to RAC for post game coments. Then, out of nowhere Randy Lerner comes down out of the sky on a parachute in a Santa Claus outfit to intercept the interview with this announcement: "Please address all questions from here on out to our new Head Coach Bill Cowher. He will be in Cleveland tomorrow morning for all the questions and answers you can think of. His former training camp roommate Doug Dieken was promised the first 20 questions though. Billy got his NFL diapers here so we're ecstatic we can do this for him."

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    I welcome the only Defensive Coordinator to earn a Superbowl Ring in New Orleans while understanding Revenge of the Nerds is a sequel. "Come get some!"
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      N Nicksilvy wrote on last edited by
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      out of nowhere Randy Lerner comes down out of the sky on a parachute in a Santa Claus outfit to intercept the interview with this announcement

      That in itself would be amazing.

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        Pittsburgh fans are waiving their gay yellow handkies as they see some hottie with a microphone walking up to RAC for post game coments. Then, out of nowhere Randy Lerner comes down out of the sky on a parachute in a Santa Claus outfit to intercept the interview with this announcement: "Please address all questions from here on out to our new Head Coach Bill Cowher. He will be in Cleveland tomorrow morning for all the questions and answers you can think of. His former training camp roommate Doug Dieken was promised the first 20 questions though. Billy got his NFL diapers here so we're ecstatic we can do this for him."

        - Tom F.

        rich4eagle rich4eagleR One Year In One Month Later Week One Done
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        rich4eagleR rich4eagle wrote on last edited by rich4eagle
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        @flugel said:

        Pittsburgh fans are waiving their gay yellow handkies as they see some hottie with a microphone walking up to RAC for post game coments. Then, out of nowhere Randy Lerner comes down out of the sky on a parachute in a Santa Claus outfit to intercept the interview with this announcement: "Please address all questions from here on out to our new Head Coach Bill Cowher. He will be in Cleveland tomorrow morning for all the questions and answers you can think of. His former training camp roommate Doug Dieken was promised the first 20 questions though. Billy got his NFL diapers here so we're ecstatic we can do this for him."

        - Tom F.

        it would be way better and productive and realistic if the quote said "Please address from here on out to our new General Manager and Head Coach Bill Cowher"

        and esctatic as well.........cause Sewage must be gone before Cowher is coming here

        Offense Wins.......Franchise QB's are the key.............Defense keeps you in the game.........Go Buckeyes
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          Y yourdaddyaskyermom wrote on last edited by
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          Bill got his NFL diapers here, and now--even though he's considered the top coach to be had--he's agreed to potty train and learn how to flush his shot at the Hall of Fame down the coach's toilet that is Lake Erie's finest.

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          Hope springs eternal
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            Bill got his NFL diapers here, and now--even though he's considered the top coach to be had--he's agreed to potty train and learn how to flush his shot at the Hall of Fame down the coach's toilet that is Lake Erie's finest.

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            @yourdaddyaskyermom said:

            Bill got his NFL diapers here, and now--even though he's considered the top coach to be had--he's agreed to potty train and learn how to flush his shot at the Hall of Fame down the coach's toilet that is Lake Erie's finest.

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            Can all the Bill Cowher talk stop? Seriously. He's perfectly happy doing what he's doing now and if he comes back to coach it's not going to be for the Cleveland Browns. I also refuse to believe he would ever coach another team in the AFC North no matter the money and power offered. The Steelers are a lifestyle and he was a major part of it for a long, long time. The Browns certainly aren't the only team in the NFL in need of a new Coach. He's not coming to Cleveland. It's funny all the shit that was talked when he was on the sideline in the black and gold and now that he's not he's a sought after commodity in the Cleveland area. Pure comedy, make up your damn minds.

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              Y yeahDAisafuturehofer... wrote on last edited by
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              What would be even funnier is the Browns not scoring an offensive td in the last 6 games of the season!

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                What would be even funnier is the Browns not scoring an offensive td in the last 6 games of the season!

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                @yeahdaisafuturehofer... said:

                What would be even funnier is the Browns not scoring an offensive td in the last 6 games of the season!

                or Gradkowski throws for over 400 yards and scores 5 TD's 4 passing 1 by running it in for the game winner and then he is made out to be the biggest Pittsburgh steeler killer of all time and they build alters and make a statute of him and place it outside of the city gates next to Big Bens Head on a stick.

                Head or Gut?
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                  GipsG Gips wrote on last edited by
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                  Randy lerner actually appearing at a football game would amaze me let alone if he actually said anything in public...lolol

                  We have been rebuilding since 1964, Why stop now? GO BROWNS!
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