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  • wow...so original. never heard that before....i just noticed your cheerleaders have mustaches tho....must be a san fran thing.

  • ^ No one cares to look at your ugly boyfriend. Or is that the one you share w/ Peyton Hillis? No wonder he's been doin crappy. I guess Rocky was right that sex weakens the legs, esp w/ that mofo, lmao...

  • ^ You must be looking at tear stained photos of your ex-boyfriends...

  • come on guys...look at how low thse twerps have sunk....or is it risen to...

    either way, this is the best they can do. its rather unfair, so im done. i feel bad for the elitist douchebags already.

  • wow...youre a pistol huh? im not sure i could conjure a reply to such intellect and wit. 🙄

  • i thought 'dick' simmons was the honorary 'keyhole'holder of your 'fair' city.

    sorry, there might be plenty of jokes about cleveland but it's not known as the HOMO capital of the world. that's YOUR city. plain and 'simply fresh'!

  • How many SB titles does ur city got? We're 5 and OH in the Big Show. lol I know thats not as many as the number of boyfriends/husbands you got but still...

  • yeah pretty much no one can..

  • from sanfrancisco.gaycities.com:

    I have mixed feelings about Trigger. Each time I've gone I've loved the music, I've loved my bartender, I've loved the door person and the bathroom attendant is as cute as a button. If I were the type to own a Louis Vuitton he'd be in my bag when I left. I'm not in the business of lifting bathroom attendants but this one's a keeper. I think what F's with my mind about this place is it has the reputation of trying to be N.Y./L.A. but it is so freakin tinny inside. Moving around with a cocktails in hand definitely takes some skill. I have to say that the one thing that really pissed me off was buying a cocktail and having it picked up not five minutes later. It still had ice and it was 3/4full and yes it was an employee. That's the first time that's happened to me there and if it happens again I may not be visiting Trigger anymore but for now we're still cool.

    nice review buttboy.

  • do you tape your package back when you get dressed to go on stage and do your liza minnelli?

  • ^ yeah theres some gay people here like all cities. But going back to FOOTBALL we got more rings than you got. I know you, your boyfriends and husband like to avoid that fact, and might be so surprised that you just farted out your Tim Tebow Jockey G-strings, but if the Clowns would stop their group sex session before every game and at halftime they might win more than four games every yr lmao...

  • Also here's a photo gallery from inside the Brownies locker room... http://www.footballfanatics.com/NFL_Cleveland_Browns_Ladies_Intimates

    The one on the left is Clot McCoy, the middle one is Peyton Hillis and the right one is Mike Hlomgren lol...

  • 49ers4Life said:

    this is what colt mccoy looks like after he takes off his uniform lmao...

    http://images.google.com/imgres?q=browns+thong&hl=en&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=gtNXYce2TM5fyM:&imgrefurl=http://sporting-goodsonline.com/nfl-cleveland-browns-sexy-lingerie-teddy-thong-.html&docid=wSNcbKqSxOjyNM&imgurl=http://sporting-goodsonline.com/images/nfl-cleveland-browns-sexy-lingerie-teddy-thong-.jpg&w=500&h=997&ei=AWOmTraVKseutwfuuqD-Dw&zoom=1&biw=1276&bih=684

    no wonder he can't throw the ball more than 20 yards, his arm gets weak after he orgasms looking at joe thomas's ass before each play lmao

    Thats a real knee slapper or I should say an ass slapper. Why don't you call it a night and go bond with your brothers and dad as you watch Brokeback Mountain for the umteenth time.

    Extra butter on the popcorn pleeze

    BTW,,,,,,Cleveland bitch slaps the Whiners 24-9

  • he sure like to mention boyfriends in every post....

  • Hey guys.

    First of all, I'm very disappointed as to how my fan-brethren are treating the fans of one of the greatest franchises in history of sports. The Cleveland Browns have a history that very few teams can match. Ironically, the 49ers also have a similar history (with less success) being formed together in 1946 to make a part of the AAFC. The Browns were winners, while the 49ers were just around. We're also linked in another way. When the Browns reformed, they took so many ex-49er players that they could have been called the 49ers jr team... and that's not a compliment. We were a dismal 6-10 or 4-12 team, and I believe you were even worse that year.

    I respect great Browns players such as Bernie Kosar, Marion Motley, Ozzie Newsome, Otto Graham (perhaps a top 5 QB of all-time), and Jim Brown (top 5 RB). I freakin LOVE the fan-base (right up there with the Bills imo), love the dawg pound, love the city, and you better believe I love the uniforms! This is such a great team that's suffered more than any team should suffer.

    That said, it's time to talk about the game, and I do not think you are going to like what I'm about to say. Keep in mind, this is my opinion, and I reserve the right to be entirely wrong and eat crow on Sunday, which I will definitely come back for. Here we go:

    ==========================================================================

    First the Browns. They are 3-3. Their 3 wins came against 2 win-less teams (Dolphins/Colts), each of which was a 1-score game. The other win was against the hapless 2-4 Seahawks, that had no RB, no QB, and no WRs. A collective 2-17 of ultra-suck. The losses aren't much better. The Browns lost to the upstart Bengals at home with a rookie QB & rookie WR, blown out by the Titans (mediocre team), and the Raiders, who lost their QB halfway through the game. All 6 teams that the Browns have played against are sub-par.

    The Browns ranking on defense is wildly exaggerated in my opinion. The QBs they have faced are arguably the worst bunch 3 backup QBs, 1 rookie QB, 1 hapless QB (Henne), and an old QB that was new to his team by only a few weeks (Hasslebeck). With the exception to the Raiders, the Browns also haven't faced any decent running backs this year. The last game speaks volumes to me. The offense had the ball for 42 minutes, and managed 6 total points... could have been 12 without the blocked field goals, and could have been 28 if all scores were touchdowns. But if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass on the ground when it hops. As you can see, a 3-3 record is deceiving in my opinion.

    The 49ers are actually BETTER than people realize, even at 5-1. First start off with 3 East Coast games, all being wins. The Eagles at the time were considered heavy favorites, especially at halftime when the score was 23-3. Alex Smith was finally allowed to throw the ball (almost 300 yards) and was able to win the game. A good win against an OK Bengals team (great on defense, horrid on offense). Finally, their most-impressive win against a previously unbeaten Lions team. Megatron was basically non-existant until garbage time. Our defense knocked their RB and QB out of the game. (BTW, we've knocked multiple QBs and RBs out of games: Romo, Stafford, Best, Blount, etc). Our defense appears to be bad on the pass, but we have one of the highest turnover rates in the NFL on defense. Our secondary has improved so much that I finally have confidence for the first time in nearly a decade. If it wasn't for a 50+ yard field goal, and an overtime pass, we would be 6-0. We might have the best front 7 in the NFL on defense. Harbaugh is the best head coach I have seen in the last 15 years for my beloved Niners. He needs to grow up a tad, but I still love the guy. Unclassy handshake, still love the guy.

    We've had an extra week to prepare for this game. We've played and beaten 4 possible playoff teams already. The Browns have to travel to the West Coast for this game. The last time an East Coast team went West to play us, they lost 48-3. That team was better than the Browns imo.

    All signs point to a 49er win... and possibly a blowout. I predict a win by 20 or more. Please don't hate, it's just what I see. I'll gladly come back for crow if I'm wrong. Pour it on too, because I would deserve it.

    Here's to a good, injury-free game!

  • Hey guys.

    First of all, I'm very disappointed as to how my fan-brethren are treating the fans of one of the greatest franchises in history of sports. The Cleveland Browns have a history that very few teams can match. Ironically, the 49ers also have a similar history (with less success) being formed together in 1946 to make a part of the AAFC. The Browns were winners, while the 49ers were just around. We're also linked in another way. When the Browns reformed, they took so many ex-49er players that they could have been called the 49ers jr team... and that's not a compliment. We were a dismal 6-10 or 4-12 team, and I believe you were even worse that year.

    I respect great Browns players such as Bernie Kosar, Marion Motley, Ozzie Newsome, Otto Graham (perhaps a top 5 QB of all-time), and Jim Brown (top 5 RB). I freakin LOVE the fan-base (right up there with the Bills imo), love the dawg pound, love the city, and you better believe I love the uniforms! This is such a great team that's suffered more than any team should suffer.

    That said, it's time to talk about the game, and I do not think you are going to like what I'm about to say. Keep in mind, this is my opinion, and I reserve the right to be entirely wrong and eat crow on Sunday, which I will definitely come back for. Here we go:

    ==========================================================================

    First the Browns. They are 3-3. Their 3 wins came against 2 win-less teams (Dolphins/Colts), each of which was a 1-score game. The other win was against the hapless 2-4 Seahawks, that had no RB, no QB, and no WRs. A collective 2-17 of ultra-suck. The losses aren't much better. The Browns lost to the upstart Bengals at home with a rookie QB & rookie WR, blown out by the Titans (mediocre team), and the Raiders, who lost their QB halfway through the game. All 6 teams that the Browns have played against are sub-par.

    The Browns ranking on defense is wildly exaggerated in my opinion. The QBs they have faced are arguably the worst bunch 3 backup QBs, 1 rookie QB, 1 hapless QB (Henne), and an old QB that was new to his team by only a few weeks (Hasslebeck). With the exception to the Raiders, the Browns also haven't faced any decent running backs this year. The last game speaks volumes to me. The offense had the ball for 42 minutes, and managed 6 total points... could have been 12 without the blocked field goals, and could have been 28 if all scores were touchdowns. But if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass on the ground when it hops. As you can see, a 3-3 record is deceiving in my opinion.

    The 49ers are actually BETTER than people realize, even at 5-1. First start off with 3 East Coast games, all being wins. The Eagles at the time were considered heavy favorites, especially at halftime when the score was 23-3. Alex Smith was finally allowed to throw the ball (almost 300 yards) and was able to win the game. A good win against an OK Bengals team (great on defense, horrid on offense). Finally, their most-impressive win against a previously unbeaten Lions team. Megatron was basically non-existant until garbage time. Our defense knocked their RB and QB out of the game. (BTW, we've knocked multiple QBs and RBs out of games: Romo, Stafford, Best, Blount, etc). Our defense appears to be bad on the pass, but we have one of the highest turnover rates in the NFL on defense. Our secondary has improved so much that I finally have confidence for the first time in nearly a decade. If it wasn't for a 50+ yard field goal, and an overtime pass, we would be 6-0. We might have the best front 7 in the NFL on defense. Harbaugh is the best head coach I have seen in the last 15 years for my beloved Niners. He needs to grow up a tad, but I still love the guy. Unclassy handshake, still love the guy.

    We've had an extra week to prepare for this game. We've played and beaten 4 possible playoff teams already. The Browns have to travel to the West Coast for this game. The last time an East Coast team went West to play us, they lost 48-3. That team was better than the Browns imo.

    All signs point to a 49er win... and possibly a blowout. I predict a win by 20 or more. Please don't hate, it's just what I see. I'll gladly come back for crow if I'm wrong. Pour it on too, because I would deserve it.

    Here's to a good, injury-free game!

    @49ers said:

    Hey guys.

    First of all, I'm very disappointed as to how my fan-brethren are treating the fans of one of the greatest franchises in history of sports. The Cleveland Browns have a history that very few teams can match. Ironically, the 49ers also have a similar history (with less success) being formed together in 1946 to make a part of the AAFC. The Browns were winners, while the 49ers were just around. We're also linked in another way. When the Browns reformed, they took so many ex-49er players that they could have been called the 49ers jr team... and that's not a compliment. We were a dismal 6-10 or 4-12 team, and I believe you were even worse that year.

    I respect great Browns players such as Bernie Kosar, Marion Motley, Ozzie Newsome, Otto Graham (perhaps a top 5 QB of all-time), and Jim Brown (top 5 RB). I freakin LOVE the fan-base (right up there with the Bills imo), love the dawg pound, love the city, and you better believe I love the uniforms! This is such a great team that's suffered more than any team should suffer.

    That said, it's time to talk about the game, and I do not think you are going to like what I'm about to say. Keep in mind, this is my opinion, and I reserve the right to be entirely wrong and eat crow on Sunday, which I will definitely come back for. Here we go:

    ==========================================================================

    First the Browns. They are 3-3. Their 3 wins came against 2 win-less teams (Dolphins/Colts), each of which was a 1-score game. The other win was against the hapless 2-4 Seahawks, that had no RB, no QB, and no WRs. A collective 2-17 of ultra-suck. The losses aren't much better. The Browns lost to the upstart Bengals at home with a rookie QB & rookie WR, blown out by the Titans (mediocre team), and the Raiders, who lost their QB halfway through the game. All 6 teams that the Browns have played against are sub-par.

    The Browns ranking on defense is wildly exaggerated in my opinion. The QBs they have faced are arguably the worst bunch 3 backup QBs, 1 rookie QB, 1 hapless QB (Henne), and an old QB that was new to his team by only a few weeks (Hasslebeck). With the exception to the Raiders, the Browns also haven't faced any decent running backs this year. The last game speaks volumes to me. The offense had the ball for 42 minutes, and managed 6 total points... could have been 12 without the blocked field goals, and could have been 28 if all scores were touchdowns. But if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass on the ground when it hops. As you can see, a 3-3 record is deceiving in my opinion.

    The 49ers are actually BETTER than people realize, even at 5-1. First start off with 3 East Coast games, all being wins. The Eagles at the time were considered heavy favorites, especially at halftime when the score was 23-3. Alex Smith was finally allowed to throw the ball (almost 300 yards) and was able to win the game. A good win against an OK Bengals team (great on defense, horrid on offense). Finally, their most-impressive win against a previously unbeaten Lions team. Megatron was basically non-existant until garbage time. Our defense knocked their RB and QB out of the game. (BTW, we've knocked multiple QBs and RBs out of games: Romo, Stafford, Best, Blount, etc). Our defense appears to be bad on the pass, but we have one of the highest turnover rates in the NFL on defense. Our secondary has improved so much that I finally have confidence for the first time in nearly a decade. If it wasn't for a 50+ yard field goal, and an overtime pass, we would be 6-0. We might have the best front 7 in the NFL on defense. Harbaugh is the best head coach I have seen in the last 15 years for my beloved Niners. He needs to grow up a tad, but I still love the guy. Unclassy handshake, still love the guy.

    We've had an extra week to prepare for this game. We've played and beaten 4 possible playoff teams already. The Browns have to travel to the West Coast for this game. The last time an East Coast team went West to play us, they lost 48-3. That team was better than the Browns imo.

    All signs point to a 49er win... and possibly a blowout. I predict a win by 20 or more. Please don't hate, it's just what I see. I'll gladly come back for crow if I'm wrong. Pour it on too, because I would deserve it.

    Here's to a good, injury-free game!

    I don't think the Browns have a snow balls chance in hell on Sunday. Our Offense sucks. I also would say that besides our pass defense being improved, that our Defense is overrated. That being said, if we do win I will be one happy MOFO.

  • Dear browns fans,

    We denizens of the west coast are not here to be nice and offer friendship and flowers. Were not here to pat you on the back and tell you that in reality you ARE better than what your 3-3 record indicates. Were here to let you know that we are a top 5 team in the NFL and while the Browns(stupid name) are good in some respects it just wont matter. We are great, we are special and we WILL destroy you on Sunday....Now once you get past the hyperbole I want you to tell me in a pragmatic way why Im wrong.

    Cheers

    @ninerdan said:

    Dear browns fans,

    We denizens of the west coast are not here to be nice and offer friendship and flowers. Woere not here to pat you on the back and tell you that in reality you ARE better than what your 3-3 record indicates. Were here to let you know that we are a top 5 team in the NFL and while the Browns(stupid name) are good in some respects it just wont matter. We are great, we are special and we WILL destroy you on Sunday....Now once you get past the hyperbole I want you to tell me in a pragmatic way why Im wrong.

    Cheers

    You're team is not that great. Whoopity doo. The browns also have one of the top ten dynasties in NFL history. Stop living 20 years ago. The 2011 49ers are not that great. Certainly not a super bowl team. That road goes through a greater team than the 2011 49ers will ever be.

  • Zombo said:

    Every team has jerk off fans, but only in San Francisco will they actually ask to jerk you off.

    Zombo

    Thanks, asshole. I spit coffee all over my keyboard I was laughing so hard!

    I will be sending you the bill for a new one

  • I would like to wish Brown fan's a lot of love. I went to a game a few years back 05 I believe and had a Browns fan in his Browns Helmet step up in my face while I was seated at Candlestick Park next to my 12 year old daughter. He was pushing my buttons.He was in my face and screaming "49ers suck". He was running around and doing the same to others all game. My daughter looked at me like I should do something. I out weighed him by at at least 40 pounds ( Im 220) I wanted to bust his head open but I did not because going to jail in the big city is not fun. I explained to her that beating this moron up would only get me into a lot of trouble.I told her "I was a stupid kid in my day"..but on that day I showed my daughter what a moron really looks like ( That guy in the Browns Helmet)...maybe my daughter didn't see it ... but I did. I hope the Browns fan that weighed all of 160 pounds is reading this. Your team will lose and I hope you grew up.

    @49ersarebackfor6 said:

    I would like to wish Brown fan's a lot of love. I went to a game a few years back 05 I believe and had a Browns fan in his Browns Helmet step up in my face while I was seated at Candlestick Park next to my 12 year old daughter. He was pushing my buttons.He was in my face and screaming "49ers suck". He was running around and doing the same to others all game. My daughter looked at me like I should do something. I out weighed him by at at least 40 pounds ( Im 220) I wanted to bust his head open but I did not because going to jail in the big city is not fun. I explained to her that beating this moron up would only get me into a lot of trouble.I told her "I was a stupid kid in my day"..but on that day I showed my daughter what a moron really looks like ( That guy in the Browns Helmet)...maybe my daughter didn't see it ... but I did. I hope the Browns fan that weighed all of 160 pounds is reading this. Your team will lose and I hope you grew up.

    OK, so you found an idiot in Browns gear. And we have found several idiots professing to be 49er fans on this board in the last couple of days. The way I count it, the 49er fans have the lead on the "idiot fan" tally.