Tailgate- St. Louis Game- Nov 13
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count on tWO semi alcoholic retired firefighters from cbus in attendendance with massive amount of mAKERS mARK!!!!! xxxx jACKIE!!!
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Zombo said:
My flight gets in at 3:30 PM on Friday.
I will grab the hottest chick in the hotel bar and bring her with me to the Courtyard Marriot where I will have my way with her before I meet Skippy and the gang at Scoundrels where I will drink double-fisted while banging one of the barmaids doggy-style behind the bar.
Saturday I will meet Skippy at his margarita bar and make his favorite barmaid my bitch. Then I will head to the Eastland Inn where I will sing several duets with Westside Steve to a standing ovation before dragging the two hottest barmaids back to the courtyard.
As soon as I am done with them, I will head STRAIGHT TO THE LOT.
By the time you fems start showing up I will be doing beer bongs with homeless dudes and will already have kicked the ass of one Rams fans just to make an example of him. Then I will chug another beer bong, do a shot of Scotch, a shot of the orange shit and punch Rich's lights out while eating a Roachburger with the other hand.
After the Browns win, it's back to the bars by the hotel where I will nail every remaining hot chick I had spotted during the weekend. I'll make one of them drive me to the airport the next morning, my flight's at nine.
So ... count me for "one".
Zombo
LOL....I stay there too. It's my new hotel when I come up....a nice spot
No shots of "shine"?? Oh well, more for me and Howie.
Just don't let me catch you swimming nude in the pool at 3AM trying to attract the 60 year old night auditor. She's a nice gal as we have talked as I headed out at 5AM for my morning walk, but really man, that's getting a bit desperate.
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Zombo said:
My flight gets in at 3:30 PM on Friday.
I will grab the hottest chick in the hotel bar and bring her with me to the Courtyard Marriot where I will have my way with her before I meet Skippy and the gang at Scoundrels where I will drink double-fisted while banging one of the barmaids doggy-style behind the bar.
Saturday I will meet Skippy at his margarita bar and make his favorite barmaid my bitch. Then I will head to the Eastland Inn where I will sing several duets with Westside Steve to a standing ovation before dragging the two hottest barmaids back to the courtyard.
As soon as I am done with them, I will head STRAIGHT TO THE LOT.
By the time you fems start showing up I will be doing beer bongs with homeless dudes and will already have kicked the ass of one Rams fans just to make an example of him. Then I will chug another beer bong, do a shot of Scotch, a shot of the orange shit and punch Rich's lights out while eating a Roachburger with the other hand.
After the Browns win, it's back to the bars by the hotel where I will nail every remaining hot chick I had spotted during the weekend. I'll make one of them drive me to the airport the next morning, my flight's at nine.
So ... count me for "one".
Zombo
you cannot punch my lights out they went out long ago, I was just wondering how you do all those women with a 1/2 inch needledick pecker................just remember Sunday morning about 1130 am that will the sky you are looking up at, with two closed eyes
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I love you guys, we can if you wish, organize our screw tops Sunday AM in Joes Place................as always Russ it will be a pleasure to see yu again.............and you bloke, Howie, I am looking forward to it......hey Russ transport it whatever it is in a water bottle.................that if the liquid is clear is the magnifique
Rich, looking forward to seeing you, Dave and Joe. Do you want to attend the High School Semi-Final game with us on Saturday night? I'm banking on Mentor getting through the first round and they will play the winner of Solon/South. I'm hoping the game is at Byers Field in Parma, but the location is unknown at this time. Let me know.
Rich, looking forward to seeing you, Dave and Joe. Do you want to attend the High School Semi-Final game with us on Saturday night? I'm banking on Mentor getting through the first round and they will play the winner of Solon/South. I'm hoping the game is at Byers Field in Parma, but the location is unknown at this time. Let me know.
Thanks for the offer! I will leave that up to them, I will be rooting for the Mentor Cardinals to nail that state championship! Will likely will pass, get to see enough high school football between the Browns and the Panthers. Joe wants to go out to dinner, likely downtown, so I will let him buy and order the most expensive thing on the menu. I will mention your offer, and get back if we are a yea! For sure ready to party hardy Sunday morning
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Russ would you be interested in joining me and go Sat night
Not sure what you are talking about, but sure, you're a friend, unless it has something to do with the next post because I would most defiantly hurt someone.....mostly me. I am getting arthritis in my knuckles and it sometimes hurts like a bitch just to knuckle up.
Not sure what you are talking about, but sure, you're a friend, unless it has something to do with the next post because I would most defiantly hurt someone.....mostly me. I am getting arthritis in my knuckles and it sometimes hurts like a bitch just to knuckle up.
Joe and I are going out to dinner somewhere downtown, he knows all the best spots! If dave is with me he will be going as well
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Not sure what you are talking about, but sure, you're a friend, unless it has something to do with the next post because I would most defiantly hurt someone.....mostly me. I am getting arthritis in my knuckles and it sometimes hurts like a bitch just to knuckle up.
Joe and I are going out to dinner somewhere downtown, he knows all the best spots! If dave is with me he will be going as well
Joe and I are going out to dinner somewhere downtown, he knows all the best spots! If dave is with me he will be going as well
Ahhh....the Mrs. is with me this trip....dinner is planned. We'll have to do it when I come up solo.
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Wow this weekend is looking like a memorable one already.
I'm up for whatever is going probably minus the fistfights though, with a face as pretty as mine you gotta look out for yourself.
We get in about 4pm on Friday so should be sipping out first hotel beer about 4.15pm
We'll meet you up at Scoundrels and see where it goes from there, will also have my cousin and her friend from Georgia in tow - Zombo my cousin's friend is pregnant - not sure if that's you're thing but at least you won't be chased for parental support.
H.
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Wow this weekend is looking like a memorable one already.
I'm up for whatever is going probably minus the fistfights though, with a face as pretty as mine you gotta look out for yourself.
We get in about 4pm on Friday so should be sipping out first hotel beer about 4.15pm
We'll meet you up at Scoundrels and see where it goes from there, will also have my cousin and her friend from Georgia in tow - Zombo my cousin's friend is pregnant - not sure if that's you're thing but at least you won't be chased for parental support.
H.
Wow this weekend is looking like a memorable one already.
I'm up for whatever is going probably minus the fistfights though, with a face as pretty as mine you gotta look out for yourself.
We get in about 4pm on Friday so should be sipping out first hotel beer about 4.15pm
We'll meet you up at Scoundrels and see where it goes from there, will also have my cousin and her friend from Georgia in tow - Zombo my cousin's friend is pregnant - not sure if that's you're thing but at least you won't be chased for parental support.
H.
Just watch out for the STD's.
"You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970. -
Since we are at the same hotel....the Courtyard, if you need a ride to the lot the next morning, you can ride with us if you need a lift. That is unless you just head straight to the lot after the mayhem at the Eastland.
The breakfast bar opens at 7AM on Sundays, so the plan is to grab a bite at 7 and be headed to the lot by 7:20, which will get us there around 7:45
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Sad news for some of you. The (homo magnet) cannot make the game. Can't understand choosing keeping your job over attending this epic event but everyone has their priorities. Bad news for me is now I have an extra ticket that I need to sell. Section 342 row 13. In front of Stan and just behind Ed. PM me if interested. I bought from ticket xchange, so I did pay over face value, would like to get my money back.
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Right this weekend is building up into one crazy ass gathering, think we should throw a little challenge into Sunday mornings early festivities, and have a forfeit Beer Bong (Shared around the group of course) for every time Shurmur mentions Battled or Battling in his Monday press conference shown on ClevelandBrowns.com as have to say getting bit annoyed the amount of times he uses that word, think could be a few bongs if any of his last press conferences are anything to go by
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Hey guys - Mark from Bowling Green - my oldest son (also Mark) would like to join you guys this weekend.
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Hey guys,
2 more Canucks from Toronto (Peter & Joe) set to join your group, if that's cool!
first time to a Browns game, looking fwd to it!!!
still deciding if we're bringing our own beers (leaning towards no), so I'll email Ed & Stan with our "order" sometime later today
cheers!
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Wow 60 degrees on Sunday. Looks like the Cali and Fla fems can't whine about the weather....................uhmmmmmmm unless it rains.
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Wow 60 degrees on Sunday. Looks like the Cali and Fla fems can't whine about the weather....................uhmmmmmmm unless it rains.
Wow 60 degrees on Sunday. Looks like the Cali and Fla fems can't whine about the weather....................uhmmmmmmm unless it rains.
As long as it rains after 12. I hate drinking in the rain
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