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  • what does frak stand for anyway?

  • Yes, the title of this thread is taken from a famous scene in Star Wars. And the "your kind" I am referring to are the FRAKs that seem to multiply any time that teams like the Steelers and Ravens and Cowboys and Yankees and Celtics and Lakers and Bulls etc. etc. seem to do well.

    The Browns are doing a good enough job all on their own of shooting themselves in the foot. We don't need any Anakin Skywalkers who get seduced to the Darkside. We don't need no Traitors, double crossers, back stabbers, turncoats or quislings on board our ship.

    If you want to be known along with the likes of Benedict Arnold, Jefferson Davis, Tokyo Rose, Ethel and Julius Rosenberg, Judas Iscariot, Et tu Brutus, Saruman, or Peter Pettigrew fine. Just don't bring your FRAK crap around here..

    @the-gipper said:

    Yes, the title of this thread is taken from a famous scene in Star Wars. And the "your kind" I am referring to are the FRAKs that seem to multiply any time that teams like the Steelers and Ravens and Cowboys and Yankees and Celtics and Lakers and Bulls etc. etc. seem to do well.

    The Browns are doing a good enough job all on their own of shooting themselves in the foot. We don't need any Anakin Skywalkers who get seduced to the Darkside. We don't need no Traitors, double crossers, back stabbers, turncoats or quislings on board our ship.

    If you want to be known along with the likes of Benedict Arnold, Jefferson Davis, Tokyo Rose, Ethel and Julius Rosenberg, Judas Iscariot, Et tu Brutus, Saruman, or Peter Pettigrew fine. Just don't bring your FRAK crap around here..

    you forgot about the indians

  • How am I considered a FRAK, Endymion?

    I'm upset I'm not considered in "the 6".

  • I ain't no freakin FRAK, whatever ..... it .... is.... @@

  • Hmmm, so I guess that leaves about 6 people who can post on this board: The Gipper, MikeyP72, Zombo, MikToxic, Bunker and WRREBEL. Everyone else is obviously a sheep in Dog's clothing, er wait, that's right you Clevalanders have trouble with D-O-G, so you changed and added a few letters or something...ah who cares. Oh jeez, I F'ed up. Guess the jig is up guys. Yeap, everyone but you six (6) are the only Browns fans left in the world, everyone else is a poser of one sort or another, from blatant fans to double agents all designed to drive you last six insane.

    I guess the really sad part is now you just want to "take you bat and go home" cause its obvious that this Thursday you'll be looking even worse than the Bengals. Alls I can say is "These aren't the droids you're looking for, move along."

    Endymion said:

    Hmmm, so I guess that leaves about 6 people who can post on this board: The Gipper, MikeyP72, Zombo, MikToxic, Bunker and WRREBEL. Everyone else is obviously a sheep in Dog's clothing, er wait, that's right you Clevalanders have trouble with D-O-G, so you changed and added a few letters or something...ah who cares. Oh jeez, I F'ed up. Guess the jig is up guys. Yeap, everyone but you six (6) are the only Browns fans left in the world, everyone else is a poser of one sort or another, from blatant fans to double agents all designed to drive you last six insane.

    I guess the really sad part is now you just want to "take you bat and go home" cause its obvious that this Thursday you'll be looking even worse than the Bengals. Alls I can say is "These aren't the droids you're looking for, move along."

    Did you actually read my post? It is only the quislings that I ranted against. Guys like you whom I know to have been lifelong Steeler fans from Western PA are not applicable.

    Unless you are telling me that you are born and raised in NE Ohio and that you were a Browns fan but when got crappy and when the Steelers got good you switched your allegiance?

    Those are the kind of folks I despise. I don't think your loyalty need be questioned, does it?

  • what does frak stand for anyway?

    @brownsbacker said:

    what does frak stand for anyway?

    Front Runner Ass Kisser, these are the types whose team loyalties are essentially "for sale" to whichever team happens to be good at any particular time. Their allegiance is only to their warped psyche that causes them to follow winning teams just so they can feel good about themselves. People from Ohio that root for the Steelers are FRAKs. And I am sure that wherever you are from, even Pittsburgh you have FRAKs there. Is it fair to say that there are probably a share of people who rightly should be Pirates fans, but because the Pirates have been crappy for so long they have sold their allegiance to the Yankees or Phillies or some other winning operation?

    The most famous FRAK from NE Ohio is one mr. lebron james. His favorite teams are the Yankees, Cowboys and Bulls.(he was never a Cavs fan until they started writing him checks)....all because those teams were winning.

    This is compared to a Fair Weather Fan. A Fair Weather fan is a fan of a team, win or draw....but if they lose you see neither hide nor hair of them. Someone mentioned the Indians. Yes, we had a lot of fairweather fans of the Tribe when they were winning. These are not people who switch their allegiance for the sake of following a winning team. They are just people who only jump on their team's bandwagon when it is having success. I doubt that there were a lot of FRAKs among the Tribe fans of the 90s/early 2000s, but no doubt there were a lot of fairweather fans.

  • <<The Browns are doing a good enough job all on their own of shooting themselves in the foot.>>

    So you believe a good fan should IGNORE what you just admitted, and do a happy dance while spreading peepee flowers and seeing good omens that really don't exist?

    What you are saying is, being a good fan means showing up and giving fellatio to a franchise no matter how much fecal material is left over from the guy getting bent over before you

    Do you ever read wtf people write? Of course you call your team on the crap they try to foist upon you. WE have all been on here doing just that Ghoolie.

    What we haven't been doing is giving fellatio to the opposition. It is one thing to bitch, moan and groan and rant and rave at what the Browns have been doing.

    It is a totally different thing to be suckling the teats of the Steelers and Ravens just because they have been playing well.

    In legal terms that would be called "giving aid and comfort to the enemy". Certainly you can respect your enemy, even fear them, or even negotiate terms with them. But you cannot aid and assist them in their nefarious efforts.

    But what you don't see? YOU and the 6 you mentioned are the ones who have been seduced to the Darkside. Even though in your gut you know better, the 6 of you and others are shills for an organization totally out of touch with what The Cleveland Browns once stood for.

    The evidence that I am seeing is that YOU are a shill for the enemy. First off, I think I am probably older than you and have seen more Browns games than you, and have seen every bit of the crap the Browns are throwing at us now and lately, and I guaranfuckingdamntee you that I am not accepting any of it. But I sure as fuck ain't sucking no Steelers and Ravens dicks like you seem to be....no matter how bad the Browns are.

    But what you don't see? YOU and the 6 you mentioned are the ones who have been seduced to the Darkside. Even though in your gut you know better, the 6 of you and others are shills for an organization totally out of touch with what The Cleveland Browns once stood for.

    By accepting whatever shit is fed to you, fans like you enable the organization to get away with murder. And make no mistake, the good name of the Cleveland Browns has been murdered.

    Part of respecatblility in life is CREDIBILITY. The reason my posts are the most widely read on this board, regardless of getting pulled or not, is because there is more truth and honesty in my writings than in someone like Zomblow

    All I see out of you Ghoolie is a misologist and a narcissist. You pat yourself on the back for doing absolutelyfucking nothing but doing the same bitching that we are all doing here on the Browns. I don't enable the organisation to do a goddam thing. I don't even buy tickets to the game. Yes, the name of the organization is crap right now....and all of us know who to blame and have blamed them: Lerner, Holmgren, Shurmur. We all know it, we all have said it. You have nothing that none of the rest of us have done....except a propensity to give aid to the enemy. And there, my friend, is where any sliver of credibility you may have had has slipped away from you.

    To me, you; The 6 you mentioned are the Traitors (WRREBEL doesn't belong in that group, dude). You guys have turned from Cleveland Browns tradition and heritage, pissed on it and in its place injected a shit team with no hope of improving past anything it has done since 1999.

    YOU are the bad element, Sir. You and your kind are the problem.

    Right there you have proven that you are exactly what you say others are. You use transference to hide your guilt. You accuse others of what you know you are responsible for.

    I am a Cleveland Browns fan. Whether they suck, whether they are mediocre, whether they are great. If that is a problem....then by God let it be a fucking problem....for you and for all FRAK motherfuckers out there.

    If you are going to claim that you are a Cleveland Browns fan....and if you betray them and become a Steeler fan, like you seem to have, then you can joing the ranks that I listed above...Tokyo Rose, Benedict Arnold and the like.

    I am a Patriot of this nation.....even though I know there are things that are shit about it....and now matter how shitty and sucky and down the drain these things are, I am always going to be a proud American and a proud Browns fan, no matter how shitty and sucky and down the drain they are (and they are). I am not going to give solace to the enemies of this nation or to the enemies of the Browns. I am not going to applaud Al-Qaeda and I am not going to applaud the Pittsburgh Steeler.

    That's how I roll, brother. If you don't like it, you can stick your dick in a meat grinder

  • @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    Gips, a lot of Browns fans are FRAKS.

    Back in the day when the Browns were a kick ass team, thousands of people from all over the NAtion became Browns fans. Martin Mull and Jerry Lawler are two famous guys who jumped on. BUt just by nature of how we brag about the Worldwide Browns Backers, a lot of those fans became so because the Browns were a winner.

    Are you calling a large part of Browns supporters FRAKS? Because they fit your description to a t.

    I concede certainly that it is possible. (though Martin Mull is from North Olmstead,isn't he)...but I would wager that it was never as bad as the Steeler FRAKs and Yankee FRAKS and Cowboys FRAKs that you see around.

    Fans like us have an advantage, the winner just happened to be in our hometown. When I was a kid there were not many, but enough Steeler fans in Youngstown - Warren and I always thought them to be weird. However, it wasn't winning that made them Steeler fans, for sure.

    90% of fans are frontrunners.

    Note my distinction between a Frontrunner and a Fair weathered fan. I don't think 90% are FRAKs, but certainly I suspect a much larger proportion are Fairweathered.

    I went to teh SB at Joe RObbie stadium and knew baout 100 YOungstowners who were there. ALL rooting for the 9 ers. I remember thinking to myself, how the hell can you not be rooting for the OHio team?

    I bet a lot of people here however, people you think are above being FRAKs, also would have rooted for the 9 ers.

    This crap about who is and who isn't a real fan really is crap.

    If a person chooses to support a team, regardless of his motives, he is a fan, and he is just as good as any other fan.

    Then why is it that the perennial losers don't seem to have such a large following as the perennial winners? You certainly know what I mean about the Yankees and Celtics and Cowboys and Steelers etc.

    How often do you see guys wearing Kansas City Royals gear, or Sacramento Kings gear, or Arizona Cardinals gear.

    Because their motives are that they only want to be associated with a winner. Because they are indeed ass kissers.

    Go out to your local mall or somewhere and count the sports gear people are wearing. Why, I should expect to see as much Pirates gear being worn as Steeler gear, shouldn't I....if people weren't FRAKs?

  • lol at the stupid state line argument that all ohio residents should be browns or bengals fans. i guess its like telling someone in gary indiana (30 minutes from chicago) that they can't be bears fans because they live in indiana even though indianapolis is 3 hours away.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Yes, the title of this thread is taken from a famous scene in Star Wars. And the "your kind" I am referring to are the FRAKs that seem to multiply any time that teams like the Steelers and Ravens and Cowboys and Yankees and Celtics and Lakers and Bulls etc. etc. seem to do well.

    The Browns are doing a good enough job all on their own of shooting themselves in the foot. We don't need any Anakin Skywalkers who get seduced to the Darkside. We don't need no Traitors, double crossers, back stabbers, turncoats or quislings on board our ship.

    If you want to be known along with the likes of Benedict Arnold, Jefferson Davis, Tokyo Rose, Ethel and Julius Rosenberg, Judas Iscariot, Et tu Brutus, Saruman, or Peter Pettigrew fine. Just don't bring your FRAK crap around here..

    you forgot about the indians

    @banana-stand said:

    you forgot about the indians

    i see nobody responded to this one. the indians "fans" or northeast ohio are among the biggest group of bandwagoners in the world. an average night at jacobs field (not calling it progressive) sees around 10-15,000 people in a stadium that holds 42,000. nothing like 25% capacity to show how die-hard and loyal clevelanders are to their sports teams. however, when they manage to contend, then you start seeing the phony signs like "tribe time now" or "believeland" like cleveland has been so crazy about its baseball team the entire time. i went to 2 indians games this past season and both times, the upper deck was closed off.

    call cowboys fans, steelers fans, etc. bandwagoners all you want. but their presence is all over the country and the proof is in watching either team play a road game. chances are you'll see 6 out of 8 of those games with at least a 25% presence in the stadium, regardless of what a team's record is. the cowboys have sucked for a long time and their fans are still everywhere. sure, you'll bring up browns backers clubs all over the country, but if you wanna compare taking one bus of about 30 browns fans compared to the thousands of cowboys/steelers that fill every stadium, el oh el.

  • what does frak stand for anyway?

    @brownsbacker said:

    what does frak stand for anyway?

    It's not all what it's fraked up to be.

  • I ain't no freakin FRAK, whatever ..... it .... is.... @@

    @calfoxwc said:

    I ain't no freakin FRAK, whatever ..... it .... is.... @@

    Frak = Battlestar Galactica Swear Word Reference

    Steelers fans would've found it really, really humorous if The Gip went really old school and called you Felgercarb's instead of Fraks.

  • How am I considered a FRAK, Endymion?

    I'm upset I'm not considered in "the 6".

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    I'm upset I'm not considered in "the 6".

    Technically there are only 12 models of browns fans...so I may have missed a few. Sorry, I was having a Giaus Baltar moment.

  • Not a FRAK as Gipper calls it! I will absolutely criticize the Browns when they are playing like SHIT as they have been for the most part since they've been back, but I won't hop on some other team's bandwagon. I do enjoy watching other teams, but that doesn't mean I'm going to rush out and buy that team's jersey. Being born and raised in NE Ohio, and I will always root for Cleveland teams. But what I agree on with Gipper is those people who hop on a team like the Steelers bandwagon, and have absolutely no ties to PA, but do so just because they are winning! That or some bullshit excuse that a distant relative that they may have seen 3 times in their whole life is a Steelers fan, and is from PA. I have the utmost respect for Steelers fans from Western PA as that is their home team, and they are doing what they are supposed to be doing, and cheering for their home town! I have virtually no respect for Ohio born Steelers fans, especially the ones here in Cleveland who proclaim to be Buckeyes, Cavs and Indians fans! Being from NE Ohio and rooting for the Steelers is like rooting for the rival of your former alma mater, or in the Olympics rooting for the Canadian hockey team to beat the US hockey team!

    Furthermore, if it came down to it, I'd stop watching football all together, or would rather watch the grass grow than root for the damn Steelers!

  • @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    Gips,

    nobody on this board has given more grief to Steeler fans than I have, But again, that was when we had a team.

    I know that is true, historically. I have been around long enough to have observed it. All the more disheartening now that you have decided to abandon the Browns and their team and that it is YOU who has started now powdering the nutsacks of Steeler fans, to use your term..

    Aiding the enemy? How do you figure the Steeler or their fans are our enemy?

    Obviously I mean "enemy" in the sports terminology sense. In that sense. Yes, they are our enemy. I wish only bad things to be bestowed upon them (again, in the sports sense). If you have lost sight of that fact, then indeed you have become a quisling....perhaps without even knowing it.

    The Browns aren't in any competition that I can see that involves the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Cleveland Browns are the bottom dwellers, the nutsack powderers if you will for the other teams in the division.

    That may be so.....but is that a reason for you now to be a turncoat and root for the Steelers? To my view, and to the view of many others on here, that is exactly what you have done. You have taken up arms for the enemy against your own country (no matter how bad the conditions in that country may be)

    Yea. All tha

    ANd how exactly am I aiding the Steelers? By maintaining se sence of reality?

    You are clearly openly rooting for them and against the Browns. That is what we see, that is what we read.

    Are you not comprehending that that is exactly how you are coming across here? Do you not have the insight into that fact.

    I mean, take a poll. Ask the Browns fans on here if that is not exactly how they view your position.

    Perhaps you are not doing it consciously....but you sure the hell are doing it.

    WE ALL have the same sense of reality of how bad the Browns are doing.

    Why would you think we are so stupid as to not know that?

    Kosar better than Bradshaw? C'mon man, let's not be idiots.

    Did I say that? No. Kosar was not better than Bradshaw.....but I am not going to root for Bradshaw over Brian Sipe who he played against and who he was better than as well.

    Right now, and for a long time, yes, the Steelers have been a better team than the Browns.

    But, we still root for the Browns against the Steelers nevertheless.

    But all outward appearances demonstrate to us that you will become a Terrible Towelhead and root for the Steelers simply because they are better.

    So, what does that make you?