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  • OK, so, you see that I have my trivia thread dealing with the nicknames of NFLers. Here, now, is your chance to play Chris Berman and to bestow upon certain personalities a new nickname that hopefully could possibly stick. Here are a few that you can try your hand at. (However if you wish to add some originals of your own to other people, by all means, feel free:

    Mike Holmgren

    Pat Shurmur

    Tom Heckert

    Randy Lerner

    Jon Sandusky (director of player personnel)

    Mark Scheifelbein (VP of operations)

    Jon Spytek (director of college scouting)

    Mark Whipple QB coach

    George Warhop OL coach

    Shawn Mennenga Special team asst. coach

    Colt McCoy

    Seneca Wallace

    Greg Little

    Jordan Cameron

    Jason Pinkston

    Auston English

    Phil Taylor

    John Greco OL

    Artis Hicks OL

    Ayang Okpokowuruk

  • Greg "Little bit of this, Little bit of that"

  • OK, so, you see that I have my trivia thread dealing with the nicknames of NFLers. Here, now, is your chance to play Chris Berman and to bestow upon certain personalities a new nickname that hopefully could possibly stick. Here are a few that you can try your hand at. (However if you wish to add some originals of your own to other people, by all means, feel free:

    Mike Holmgren

    Pat Shurmur

    Tom Heckert

    Randy Lerner

    Jon Sandusky (director of player personnel)

    Mark Scheifelbein (VP of operations)

    Jon Spytek (director of college scouting)

    Mark Whipple QB coach

    George Warhop OL coach

    Shawn Mennenga Special team asst. coach

    Colt McCoy

    Seneca Wallace

    Greg Little

    Jordan Cameron

    Jason Pinkston

    Auston English

    Phil Taylor

    John Greco OL

    Artis Hicks OL

    Ayang Okpokowuruk

    @the-gipper said:

    OK, so, you see that I have my trivia thread dealing with the nicknames of NFLers. Here, now, is your chance to play Chris Berman and to bestow upon certain personalities a new nickname that hopefully could possibly stick. Here are a few that you can try your hand at. (However if you wish to add some originals of your own to other people, by all means, feel free:

    Some I came up with:

    Mike Holmgren

    Pat The Gutless Wonder Shurmur

    Tom Heckert

    Randy "Slo" Lerner

    Jon "He knows young talent, or at least his dad does" Sandusky (director of player personnel)

    Mark "Ich Bin Ein" Scheifelbein (VP of operations)

    Jon Agent 007 Spytek (director of college scouting)

    Mark "Mr. Soft as Charmin" Whipple QB coach

    George Warhop OL coach

    Shawn "Spinal" Mennenga Special team asst. coach

    Colt McCoy

    "From" Seneca "to Cuyahoga Falls" Wallace (courtesy of The Pretenders)

    Greg Little

    Jordan Cameron "or is it Cameron Jordan"

    Jason "Floyd" Pinkston

    Auston "Yea Baby" English

    Phil Taylor

    John Greco "Roman Wrestler" OL

    Artis Hicks "without his Hot Licks" OL

    Ayang Okpokowuruk "The Clingon" (Browns practice squad player)

    "With fava beans and a nice" Kiante Tripp (Browns backup LB)

  • I thought I had seen Mike Holmgren's press conference before. This scene pretty much defines his relationship with Browns fans:

  • Mike "There's no place like" Holmgren