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Just Wanted To Say I'm New Here, And Love It.

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  • slowburn slowburnS
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    slowburnS slowburn wrote on last edited by
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    No matter how bad a day you are having, you can surf to this site and usually find something to LOL about

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    • Cobra Kai C
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      C Cobra Kai wrote on last edited by
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      Zombo said:

      The only things we really censor are rascism, degradation of women and soccer.

      Z

      What's 'soccer?'

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      • calfoxwc C Dedicated Very Popular Conversation Starter Collaborator First Post Posting Machine Reacting Well Week One Done One Year In One Month Later
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        C calfoxwc wrote on last edited by
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        soccer ("sok-ker") noun.... 1. waste of time 2. gay, ignorant pretend "sport" unless played by women 3. A form of sissy hockey for

        those who are not able to skate on ice. 4. Activity falsely called a "sport" that is more boring than watching bowling in slow motion.

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        • C Cobra Kai

          Zombo said:

          The only things we really censor are rascism, degradation of women and soccer.

          Z

          What's 'soccer?'

          BrownB499 BrownB499B
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          BrownB499B BrownB499 wrote on last edited by
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          @cobra-kai said:

          What's 'soccer?'

          Hockeys' gay brother

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            miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
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            Zombo said:

            The only things we really censor are rascism, degradation of women and soccer.

            Z

            "you ever hear the one about the black transexual goalie who came across".........ohh. oww.

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            • The Gipper The GipperT In Memoriam Very Popular
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              The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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              Zombo said:

              The only things we really censor are rascism, degradation of women and soccer.

              Z

              But we are completely tolerant of rastafarinism, cricket, and the deification of the female form through the hot cheerleaders thread.

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              • C calfoxwc

                soccer ("sok-ker") noun.... 1. waste of time 2. gay, ignorant pretend "sport" unless played by women 3. A form of sissy hockey for

                those who are not able to skate on ice. 4. Activity falsely called a "sport" that is more boring than watching bowling in slow motion.

                The Gipper The GipperT In Memoriam Very Popular
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                The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                @calfoxwc said:

                soccer ("sok-ker") noun.... 1. waste of time 2. gay, ignorant pretend "sport" unless played by women 3. A form of sissy hockey for

                those who are not able to skate on ice. 4. Activity falsely called a "sport" that is more boring than watching bowling in slow motion.

                Have you ever noticed how so many sports are simply "soccer" in another form? Especially some Olympic sports?

                You have a rectangular field with a goal and a goalie and the purpose of the game is to put a ball or similar object in the goal. Its just that each of these sports has a variation:

                Soccer. Here you can't use you hands.

                Handball. Is soccer except you can use your hands and a smaller ball about the size of a softball. (this is the Euro/Olympic version of handball. Not the kind of handball that is played off a wall with a hard rubber ball and a glove.

                Lacrosse. Here you carry a stick with a net at the end.

                Ice Hocky, played on ice.

                Field Hockey. Just like regular hockey except with a ball on grass.

                Water polo. Same game, just played in water.

                Polo. Same game except played on horses.

                Even basketball is similar in some sense.

                And, if you think about it, a few other sports are just a variation on these theme, except they have a net in the middle: tennis, table tennis, volleyball, badmitton Same sport. Different venue.

                Yet, when you have a really different popular sport like baseball, the Olympics dumps it because it isn't "Euro" enough for them. It is only one of the most popular sports in North and South America and Asia....but because it isn't popular amongst the Eurotrash....who keep badmitton instead, baseball gets dumped as an Olympic sport. What a pile of BS.

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                • Cobra Kai C
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                  C Cobra Kai wrote on last edited by
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                  Woot. Thanks, y'all.

                  Soccer-players-holding-purses_1416.gif

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                    hoortaH hoorta wrote on last edited by
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                    mikeyP72 said:

                    There are moderators here?

                    Well I'll be God damned.

                    Well, I have to be in a bad mood to dump something- like a troll from an opposing team getting really obnoxious after a win. And outright pornography will get erased- we had a little problem with that one after we beat the Jets a few years back and one of their fans thought it would be funny.

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                    • The GipperT The Gipper

                      Zombo said:

                      The only things we really censor are rascism, degradation of women and soccer.

                      Z

                      But we are completely tolerant of rastafarinism, cricket, and the deification of the female form through the hot cheerleaders thread.

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                      Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out wrote on last edited by
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                      @the-gipper said:

                      But we are completely tolerant of rastafarinism, cricket, and the deification of the female form through the hot cheerleaders thread.

                      Female defecation?

                      I didn't know you were into that stuff, Gip.

                      I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. Ghoolie 12/2/2012: I have absolutely no skills, training or pride
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                      • Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out

                        @the-gipper said:

                        But we are completely tolerant of rastafarinism, cricket, and the deification of the female form through the hot cheerleaders thread.

                        Female defecation?

                        I didn't know you were into that stuff, Gip.

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                        The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                        @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

                        Female defecation?

                        I didn't know you were into that stuff, Gip.

                        No, no. "Deification". As in worshipfullness. Like this:

                        nyotaimori1.jpg.jpeg

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                          @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

                          Female defecation?

                          I didn't know you were into that stuff, Gip.

                          No, no. "Deification". As in worshipfullness. Like this:

                          nyotaimori1.jpg.jpeg

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                          Kosar_For_PresidentK Kosar_For_President wrote on last edited by Kosar_For_President
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                          @the-gipper said:

                          No, no. "Deification". As in worshipfullness. Like this:

                          nyotaimori1.jpg.jpeg

                          Look at the chick staring at her bearded clam, lol.

                          Luck is Tim Couch. Big, Dumb Goofy, slow thinking QB - Ghoolie, 2-28-12
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                          • C Cobra Kai

                            Holy shit. I just got warned about getting banned on another Browns site, because I used the word "funking" and "sheeet." They said it was a "family friendly" Browns site, and that I was trying to "skirt" their language filter.

                            They also said that the use of the abbreviation "WTF" was not tolerated, either.

                            So, at this moment, I'd just like to say... I'm goddamn happy to have found this fucking site. 😉

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                            VENOMV VENOM wrote on last edited by
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                            @cobra-kai said:

                            Holy shit. I just got warned about getting banned on another Browns site, because I used the word "funking" and "sheeet." They said it was a "family friendly" Browns site, and that I was trying to "skirt" their language filter.

                            They also said that the use of the abbreviation "WTF" was not tolerated, either.

                            So, at this moment, I'd just like to say... I'm goddamn happy to have found this fucking site. 😉

                            Sounds like Letsgopens.com!!!! They wanted to toss me because of my bold font. Oh and you don't dare talk bad about LURCH (Malkin!

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                            • C Cobra Kai

                              Holy shit. I just got warned about getting banned on another Browns site, because I used the word "funking" and "sheeet." They said it was a "family friendly" Browns site, and that I was trying to "skirt" their language filter.

                              They also said that the use of the abbreviation "WTF" was not tolerated, either.

                              So, at this moment, I'd just like to say... I'm goddamn happy to have found this fucking site. 😉

                              1 more season 1 more season1
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                              1 more season1 1 more season wrote on last edited by
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                              @cobra-kai said:

                              Holy shit. I just got warned about getting banned on another Browns site, because I used the word "funking" and "sheeet." They said it was a "family friendly" Browns site, and that I was trying to "skirt" their language filter.

                              They also said that the use of the abbreviation "WTF" was not tolerated, either.

                              So, at this moment, I'd just like to say... I'm goddamn happy to have found this fucking site. 😉

                              Swearing is COOL!!!!

                              Soccer, Futball, Fusball, Futsal, Foosball, Europe ... Mods are all gay.
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