Is There Anyone From Cleveland In The Place?

[Tim Couch Pulls Out]

jparsh said:

Well, don't play video games. I know it's foreign to all you losers, but I have a real life. And don't watch ESPN except for actual games, either NBA or college or football.

And I'm more than willing to make that bet if you can find Cleveland. But I'm not coming to any hick towns in SC.

That's why I said Charlotte. The hick town in NC. The same hick town that's over three times the size of Cleveland in area and has nearly double the population. That hick town.

But since you're too much of a pussy to come here, I'll fly up to your beloved shit city for a game this year, assuming, of course, the river hasn't burnt the city down yet.

My guess is you'll be too busy blowing dudes behind the Y that day to make it to the game.

[jparsh]

@horse-balls said:

Your Mom's dirty underwear?

Hey Zambo, when are you going to come back as zambo again? Why do you keep signing in as this other name?

[why cant we win]

im from cleveland lived all over cleveland for the first 14 years of my life cleveland will always be my home city

[CantonLegend]

jparsh said:

That's good. You getting to any Canton Charge games yet? LOL At least you only have to drive an hour to see the Browns, all these other morons need to get their beverley hillbillies pick up truck ready for a road trip to see the Browns.

I'm proud to say that there's hardly a day that passes that I don't at least see Cleveland Browns stadium. No other place in the US I'd rather live than right here.

Going to a charge game this weekend. Kinda bummed cuz I'm a saints fan and I'll Probly miss the end of the game but I think they'll be up by 10 or so by that point anyway

I used to go up to Berea once a week when my brother played for baldwin Wallace. A lot of the time we'd see the browns players workin out and even played a couple pickup games on the basketball courts. You'd never expect guys like Braylon and Brady Quinn to be ridiculous basketball players too. They'd beat up on us...it wasn't really fun

[jparsh]

@cantonlegend said:

Going to a charge game this weekend. Kinda bummed cuz I'm a saints fan and I'll Probly miss the end of the game but I think they'll be up by 10 or so by that point anyway

I used to go up to Berea once a week when my brother played for baldwin Wallace. A lot of the time we'd see the browns players workin out and even played a couple pickup games on the basketball courts. You'd never expect guys like Braylon and Brady Quinn to be ridiculous basketball players too. They'd beat up on us...it wasn't really fun

Good stuff. I was in a class with a few Browns players, my favorite, both on the team and in person was Antwan Peek. Really cool guy. We actually talked about hoopin together at one point but he was coming off his knee surgery at that time in '08.

And sorry, but I hate the Saints. Nothing against the Saints but my fiances brother was a cop in NO for years, so her mom used to visit every now and then and then jumped on the Saints bandwagon when they started doing well. It got so annoying that I just started hating them. Not fair to them I guess.

[BuckeyeBrown]

jparsh said:

Cbus huh???? Ok then. I'll move on.

Because you have nothing truly damning to say about "Cowtown" that wouldn't also degrade Cleveland.

Troll.

P.S Please try and rip Columbus. We are nothing special (and we don't try and claim to be, like fucking cincinatti) but we're a solid city.

[blowe]

jparsh said:

Clueless about Cleveland history. Moses Cleaveland was in Cleveland long enough to make a map of it and he left. That doesn't make it his city. And I know more about the Browns and football then 90% of this board put together. There are people crying to trade all our first and second round draft picks for a teams next 30 5th round draft picks. People are afraid of talent and afraid of winning. But I doubt any of you are real Browns fans anyway. Watching highlights on NFL network doesn't count as a real fan.

If you are on this board and promoting your allegiance to the Browns, you are a fan. Why else would you cheer for the pile of shit we field weekly and yearly?

I live in Texas, but I was born and raised in Cleveland for 23 years of my life. So am I not enough of a Browns fan for you? Fuck off with your generalizations.. actually, just fuck off.

[jparsh]

@buckeyebrown said:

Because you have nothing truly damning to say about "Cowtown" that wouldn't also degrade Cleveland.

Troll.

P.S Please try and rip Columbus. We are nothing special (and we don't try and claim to be, like fucking cincinatti) but we're a solid city.

Too conservative for me. I honestly wish Ohio would be broken up into North and South Ohio, too many times the more liberal northern Ohio had to put up with shit voted on by the bible freaks in southern Ohio. Not to mention I'm bitter about having to pay for all of Ohios roads with our northern toll road.

[SuperSteelers]

jparsh said:

Where are the people from Cleveland? Do all you losers live all over the country and just pretend to know shit about my city? I expected a CLEVELAND BROWNS message board to be a bunch of people from CLEVELAND. What a wild assumption of mine.

Im from Cleveland. However, I hate the Browns with a burning passion! Yinz know what I'm talkin' 'bout. I've been roaming this board for years and one thing I know is most of the people on this board love the Browns and cant stand us Steelers fans. They do however let us trade jabs and that makes these peeps cool in my book.

This is weird. I've never seen a disgruntled fan poke on his own kind right from jump street. You gotta be impersonating a Browns fan or your other name is King Ghoolie.

[VaporTrail]

This is the most straightforward and unimaginative troll I've ever seen on this board. Seriously, he's about as bad as Lumburgh was.

[ballpeen]

I lived there a long time ago but life has it's twists and turns and have now been in Tennessee 35 or so years.

What's with the pic in the sig??

A bit Narcissistic??

[choco]

jparsh said:

Well, don't play video games. I know it's foreign to all you losers, but I have a real life. And don't watch ESPN except for actual games, either NBA or college or football.

And I'm more than willing to make that bet if you can find Cleveland. But I'm not coming to any hick towns in SC.

which is why....over the course of 2 days....you've posted about 90 times. get over yourself. troll is the worst form of internet loser....

[Thaak]

jparsh said:

Where are the people from Cleveland? Do all you losers live all over the country and just pretend to know shit about my city? I expected a CLEVELAND BROWNS message board to be a bunch of people from CLEVELAND. What a wild assumption of mine.

Just because we don't currently live in Cleveland doesn't mean we haven't lived in NE Ohio. While not from Cleveland, I did grow up 45 minutes SE of there in Kent, Ohio. I'm a die hard Browns fan, so suck it.

[The Cysko Kid]

I'm from Cleveland, and I live here now. It sucks. I mean living in new York, and Mississippi sucked too, but Cleveland is crappy just like everywhere else. What's the big deal if these guys live elsewhere? This is a forum for a sports team, not Cleveland residents.

[Thaak]

jparsh said:

Clueless about Cleveland history. Moses Cleaveland was in Cleveland long enough to make a map of it and he left. That doesn't make it his city. And I know more about the Browns and football then 90% of this board put together. There are people crying to trade all our first and second round draft picks for a teams next 30 5th round draft picks. People are afraid of talent and afraid of winning. But I doubt any of you are real Browns fans anyway. Watching highlights on NFL network doesn't count as a real fan.

Hey asshat, I buy NFL Sunday Package so I can watch the Browns each and every week.

[Thaak]

jparsh said:

That's good. You getting to any Canton Charge games yet? LOL At least you only have to drive an hour to see the Browns, all these other morons need to get their beverley hillbillies pick up truck ready for a road trip to see the Browns.

I'm proud to say that there's hardly a day that passes that I don't at least see Cleveland Browns stadium. No other place in the US I'd rather live than right here.

I live in Minnesota douchebag...

[Kosar_For_President]

@horse-balls said:

Ya, your fiance is from Cleveland, and she's right here sucking on my ballsack as we speak.

Thanks dude I just spit out my coffee.

[Kosar_For_President]

jparsh said:

Where are the people from Cleveland? Do all you losers live all over the country and just pretend to know shit about my city? I expected a CLEVELAND BROWNS message board to be a bunch of people from CLEVELAND. What a wild assumption of mine.

What an asshole. How's this for Cleveland roots, my great grandfather literally put the needle on the Terminal Tower, my grandmother was Jim Brown and George Steinbrenner's personal photographer and my other grandmother started AA for women in Cleveland.

No we don't live there because it sucks monkey balls. Anyone that tells you different hasn't lived anywhere else.

This guy is more annoying than Zombo.

[Kosar_For_President]

@vaportrail said:

Seriously, he's about as bad as Lumburgh was.

What ever happened to him?

[Tour2ma]

jparsh said:

Where are the people from Cleveland? Do all you losers live all over the country and just pretend to know shit about my city? I expected a CLEVELAND BROWNS message board to be a bunch of people from CLEVELAND. What a wild assumption of mine.

I'm betting your childhood was spent whacking hornets' nests with a whiffleball bat...

Born and raised... Parma Heights here (we had stripes around the tops of our white socks)... Did Nickle Days at Euclid Beach Park (R.I.P. The Flying Turns was the greatest ride ever) and Nickel Nites at Geauga Lake Park (R.I.P.)... Valley Forge H.S. ... CWRU... Moved to Texas (a 'hicktown' called Houston) cause that's where Diamond Shamrock's jobs were.

Hope the latter doesn't DQ me...

@tim-couch-pulls-out said:

You've yet to show even an iota of knowledge.

Using the Browns in Madden doesn't make you a real fan...

But it does make you a better player... And I can't remember the last time I read the word "iota".

@buckeyebrown said:

We are nothing special (and we don't try and claim to be, like fucking cincinatti) but we're a solid city.

Columbus is cool... humble, but cool... Love your German section... Schmidt's especially...

Cinci is uptight...

I've found a few cities whose two major "industries" are state government and state U's that have something special going for them. Columbus is a great example, but Austin, TX probably tops the list. Little Rock, AR and Raleigh, NC are two others.

@thaak said:

... I buy NFL Sunday Package so I can watch the Browns each and every week.

Was there with you until last year... Just couldn't take the increased pain I knew was sure to come without the company of others, so I reverted to Sports Bars... It helped... a little.

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