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The 13 Most Useless College Majors (As Determined By Science)

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  • H heckofajobbrownie

    They squeaked me in at 13.

    Sad to see journalism on there. Because it's dying.

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    VaporTrailV VaporTrail wrote on last edited by
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    @heckofajobbrownie said:

    They squeaked me in at 13.

    Sad to see journalism on there. Because it's dying.

    I wouldn't say it's dying. It's changing, and slower to adapt to the age of the internet than most career paths.

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    • MLD WoodyM MLD Woody

      @heckofajobbrownie said:

      They squeaked me in at 13.

      Sad to see journalism on there. Because it's dying.

      Poli Sci? No wonder you know so little about politics compared to Cal

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      @mld-woody said:

      Poli Sci? No wonder you know so little about politics compared to Cal

      It was an "American government" major. Also an econ major. The recommended you do both. As one professor said at the outset, "Studying government is just studying economics done poorly." Ain't that the truth.

      They also were proudly not "poli sci." They focused more on the actual workings of government than the academic exploration of it. Also did a bit of Japanese politics, which was really interesting when they were supposedly about to take over the world. Before they didn't. But when I was in college in the 90s everyone shit themselves about our coming Japanese overlords. It feels a lot like the China fervor today.

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        @heckofajobbrownie said:

        They squeaked me in at 13.

        Sad to see journalism on there. Because it's dying.

        I wouldn't say it's dying. It's changing, and slower to adapt to the age of the internet than most career paths.

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        H heckofajobbrownie wrote on last edited by
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        @vaportrail said:

        I wouldn't say it's dying. It's changing, and slower to adapt to the age of the internet than most career paths.

        Eh, I'd like to think so, but the model is almost unworkable, and they can't find one that does. It's getting pretty hard to send someone like Dana Priest off for 5-6 months to nail down a story on, say, the post-9/11 surveillance state. But that's what journalism often is.

        Every paper is shrinking staff, closing bureaus, cutting local beat reporters. It's a real problem. We can catch politicians when they stick their dick somewhere they're not supposed to, but just about anything else is a lot easier to get away with.

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        • H heckofajobbrownie

          @mld-woody said:

          Poli Sci? No wonder you know so little about politics compared to Cal

          It was an "American government" major. Also an econ major. The recommended you do both. As one professor said at the outset, "Studying government is just studying economics done poorly." Ain't that the truth.

          They also were proudly not "poli sci." They focused more on the actual workings of government than the academic exploration of it. Also did a bit of Japanese politics, which was really interesting when they were supposedly about to take over the world. Before they didn't. But when I was in college in the 90s everyone shit themselves about our coming Japanese overlords. It feels a lot like the China fervor today.

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          MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by
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          @heckofajobbrownie said:

          It was an "American government" major. Also an econ major. The recommended you do both. As one professor said at the outset, "Studying government is just studying economics done poorly." Ain't that the truth.

          They also were proudly not "poli sci." They focused more on the actual workings of government than the academic exploration of it. Also did a bit of Japanese politics, which was really interesting when they were supposedly about to take over the world. Before they didn't. But when I was in college in the 90s everyone shit themselves about our coming Japanese overlords. It feels a lot like the China fervor today.

          If I wasn't an engineering major I'd probably be an Econ Major and something else (that something would be some kind of math probably, maybe business)

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            H heckofajobbrownie wrote on last edited by
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            Oh, you're much better off where you are. Especially now.

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              I'm 58 years old and the next day I work in Biology - my major - will be my first.

              Biology is kind of useless - at least for me.

              Vape? That's a completely different story.

              One man's useless is another man's..........................

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                MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by
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                The only reason people become Biology majors, to my knowledge, is to become doctors. The pre med track overlaps a lot with Bio. Plus bio is pretty easy so it will keep your GPA up for med school.

                Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody!
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                  C Chicopee John wrote on last edited by
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                  >>The only reason people become Biology majors, to my knowledge, is to become doctors. The pre med track overlaps a lot with Bio. Plus bio is pretty easy so it will keep your GPA up for med school.>>

                  And if you can't handle the Organic Chemistry, Cell Biology, Physics, etc., courses you can always fall back into something like Mechanical Engineering

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                    W Westside Steve wrote on last edited by
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                    How do you spot the marketing major?

                    He is the guy in taco bell wearing a necktie.

                    P s I see no reason to have moved this thread.

                    I see topics here other than about barber shops.

                    Including college football and the browns.

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                      How do you spot the marketing major?

                      He is the guy in taco bell wearing a necktie.

                      P s I see no reason to have moved this thread.

                      I see topics here other than about barber shops.

                      Including college football and the browns.

                      WSS

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                      C Chicopee John wrote on last edited by
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                      @westside-steve said:

                      How do you spot the marketing major?

                      He is the guy in taco bell wearing a necktie.

                      P s I see no reason to have moved this thread.

                      I see topics here other than about barber shops.

                      Including college football and the browns.

                      WSS

                      For the record, I don't know why or how it got moved. I don't even work here.

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                      • C Chicopee John

                        >>The only reason people become Biology majors, to my knowledge, is to become doctors. The pre med track overlaps a lot with Bio. Plus bio is pretty easy so it will keep your GPA up for med school.>>

                        And if you can't handle the Organic Chemistry, Cell Biology, Physics, etc., courses you can always fall back into something like Mechanical Engineering

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                        MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by
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                        @chicopee-john said:

                        >>The only reason people become Biology majors, to my knowledge, is to become doctors. The pre med track overlaps a lot with Bio. Plus bio is pretty easy so it will keep your GPA up for med school.>>

                        And if you can't handle the Organic Chemistry, Cell Biology, Physics, etc., courses you can always fall back into something like Mechanical Engineering

                        I understand what you are trying to get at, but that's not how it works...

                        Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody!
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                          C Chicopee John wrote on last edited by
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                          >>I understand what you are trying to get at, but that's not how it works...>>

                          I was really not trying to get at anything. UNDER your skin, maybe, but in a pointless way.

                          "God is great. Beer is good. People are crazy."
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                            @chicopee-john said:

                            >>The only reason people become Biology majors, to my knowledge, is to become doctors. The pre med track overlaps a lot with Bio. Plus bio is pretty easy so it will keep your GPA up for med school.>>

                            And if you can't handle the Organic Chemistry, Cell Biology, Physics, etc., courses you can always fall back into something like Mechanical Engineering

                            I understand what you are trying to get at, but that's not how it works...

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                            H heckofajobbrownie wrote on last edited by
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                            @mld-woody said:

                            I understand what you are trying to get at, but that's not how it works...

                            I tend to think John is on to something here. Four-hour organic chem labs have a way of weeding out the less-than-serious.

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                              @mld-woody said:

                              I understand what you are trying to get at, but that's not how it works...

                              I tend to think John is on to something here. Four-hour organic chem labs have a way of weeding out the less-than-serious.

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                              @heckofajobbrownie said:

                              I tend to think John is on to something here. Four-hour organic chem labs have a way of weeding out the less-than-serious.

                              They definitely do, no doubt. I would think that would get rid of the students that just think they will be doctors but have no drive for it.

                              But I will never see biology as a harder major than mechanical engineering. Yes, I am biased, and yes John that got under my skin, but I don't see how that is true in anyway.

                              Bio is not an easy major though, I'm not saying that. Being in the STEM family means it has to have some difficulty.

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                                C calfoxwc wrote on last edited by
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                                Computer science?

                                Those degrees are pretty much junk by the time you get a 4 year degree.

                                The ability to program at length, an excellent manner, in structured form, is probably okay.

                                Whatever. I used to want to get a physician's assistant degree back in the day. But, then

                                I was talked out of it - they said it would never really catch on. But genetics, etc. was fun.

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                                  @heckofajobbrownie said:

                                  I tend to think John is on to something here. Four-hour organic chem labs have a way of weeding out the less-than-serious.

                                  They definitely do, no doubt. I would think that would get rid of the students that just think they will be doctors but have no drive for it.

                                  But I will never see biology as a harder major than mechanical engineering. Yes, I am biased, and yes John that got under my skin, but I don't see how that is true in anyway.

                                  Bio is not an easy major though, I'm not saying that. Being in the STEM family means it has to have some difficulty.

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                                  @mld-woody said:

                                  They definitely do, no doubt. I would think that would get rid of the students that just think they will be doctors but have no drive for it.

                                  But I will never see biology as a harder major than mechanical engineering. Yes, I am biased, and yes John that got under my skin, but I don't see how that is true in anyway.

                                  Bio is not an easy major though, I'm not saying that. Being in the STEM family means it has to have some difficulty.

                                  A good friend of mine daughter just graduated from the University of Minnesota Vet School.

                                  Talk there was that students that flunk out of Vet school become doctors.

                                  "God is great. Beer is good. People are crazy."
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                                    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
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                                      Computer science?

                                      Those degrees are pretty much junk by the time you get a 4 year degree.

                                      The ability to program at length, an excellent manner, in structured form, is probably okay.

                                      Whatever. I used to want to get a physician's assistant degree back in the day. But, then

                                      I was talked out of it - they said it would never really catch on. But genetics, etc. was fun.

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                                      @calfoxwc said:

                                      Computer science?

                                      Those degrees are pretty much junk by the time you get a 4 year degree.

                                      The ability to program at length, an excellent manner, in structured form, is probably okay.

                                      Whatever. I used to want to get a physician's assistant degree back in the day. But, then

                                      I was talked out of it - they said it would never really catch on. But genetics, etc. was fun.

                                      Computer Science covers a lot more than programming these days. IT and IET are usually considered computer science.

                                      :neutral_face:
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                                        @the-cysko-kid said:

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                                        Isn't that how all biased liberal reporters act?

                                        Head or Gut?
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