Brandon Weeden Needs A Nickname. Suggest

The Gipper

Urban dictionary possibilities: choose your favorites:

WEED.

weeda

Weedabis

Weedable

Weedache

Weed-ache

WeedAcres

Weedacus

Weedagasm

weedage

Weedaginity

Weed aint no drug

weedajuana

Weed Album

Weedalicious

Wee Dance

Weed and Feed

Weed Angel

weed anthem

weedar

weed-ar

Weedarded

Weedarm

weedasaurous-rex

Weed-ash

weedated

wee dave

wee dawgies

weed baby

weedbag

Weed Bag

weedball

weed bandit

WeedBeard

weed-be-gone

Weed Belly

weed belt

weed bitch

Weed bladder

Weed Block

weed-boner

Weed Boner

Weed , Booze , and Tattoos

Weedbreeze

weed brownies

Weed Bubble

weed buffet

weed bumper

weed-burp

weed burps

weed butter

WeedCam

Weed Capital of the World

Weed Carrier

weed Castro

weedcation

WEED CHARLIE

Weed Child

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weed critic

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Weed Demon

Weed Digger

Weed Disrespectful

Weed Dragon

Weeddream

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weede

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weed eater

Weed-eater

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Weedeater (mammal)

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Weeded Out Much?

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Weeden

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weedfag

weed fairy

Weed Family

Weed Fart

weed fascist

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Weed Feet

weed fiend

weed fingers

OK, that isn't even half of them. I will stop here.

My favorites highlighted

JT4Pres

Red Rider

edwarddingle

Old Smokey

PoeticG

Weed Elf

...whatever the case may be, I just hope the receivers have "sticky fingers"!

PoeticG

"THC" for a TD!

Taco918

Smokin said:

Ace Weedtura

Ace=pitching reference

This might be my favorite if only because Ace Ventura is one of my top movie characters of all time.

Taco918

@halfsane said:

I like Smoke because then we can say , where there's smoke, there's fire. He is a red head , get it?

I will be here hourly

Smoke has gotten be nickname. It works on too many levels not to use it.

brownfish

Professor Smoke

Red Lightning

Old Pappa Gromit

Professor Red

Morris

Captain Cheesedick

This is pathetic.

Guy hasn't thrown an NFL pass and this board wants to give him a nickname!

Same group that was cheering for "the Mighty Quinn"!

But I understand, this IS the best part of the season for this group of Browns fans. The real fans will wait for results.

philbert79

@tampadawgs said:

If anybody has any doubts about Weeden go to youtube and watch Gruden Camp with Weeden....WOW

Really? I wasn't that impressed with him the first time I watched. It had a lot to do with the fact that he didn't run a pro-style offense, and that he ran it no huddle, with a silent count. It's gonna be a huge learning curve for him to come into a verbose WCO. The poise, footwork, and arm strength made up for it.

I really like the sports science segment with him hitting clay pigeons. That's just crazy.

Represent

Can't believe you guys haven't heard the Offical name already it happened on Draft day and he was already Dubbed The Ginger Ninja

Sorry you dont need to post anymore names and stick with the offical one so when you show up at the stadium screaming SMOKE or Cannon Red balls etc or whatever u arent that "Guy"

Zombo

@represent said:

Can't believe you guys haven't heard the Offical name already it happened on Draft day and he was already Dubbed The Ginger Ninja

Sorry you dont need to post anymore names and stick with the offical one so when you show up at the stadium screaming SMOKE or Cannon Red balls etc or whatever u arent that "Guy"

Ginger Ninja?

Damn, I thought it was Ninja Ginger.

You can call him Smoke.

You can can call him the Weedster.

I just hope to God one day we call him "Super Bowl MVP".

Zombo

The Gipper

The Soldier said:

This is pathetic.

Guy hasn't thrown an NFL pass and this board wants to give him a nickname!

Same group that was cheering for "the Mighty Quinn"!

But I understand, this IS the best part of the season for this group of Browns fans. The real fans will wait for results.

Grumpy old bastard. Afraid of a little fun?

The Gipper

@josephsuxdick said:

How about "that really old guy the Browns drafted and made everybody laugh on draft day"?

Might have a little trouble fitting it on the back of a jersey though.

You mean "Joe Suxdix"?

miktoxic

corky.

TheClevelandSound

@miktoxic said:

corky.

I think you mean Corky

choco

@josephsuxdick said:

How about "that really old guy the Browns drafted and made everybody laugh on draft day"?

Might have a little trouble fitting it on the back of a jersey though.

kinda like that really fat guy with a smoking problem and man-boobs? he may need some help lifting those bad boys up into their support piece tho, as he couldn't even post 20 presses.

Zombo Dawg

Just glad I d on't have to change my avatar.

#3

Horseballs.

The Gipper

By the way nicknames for:

Trent Richardson: simply TR (it was good enough for Teddy Roosevelt)

Mitchell Schwartz: "The" and his last name.

Travis "Its All About The" Benjamin.

John Hughes: any of the characters that his namesake invented: Ferris Buehller, Long Duc Dong, Duckie, Clark Griswold, Cameron Frye, The Geek

but perhaps the one character we should love most is the one that never actually made an appearance except in name only:

Abe Froman, The Sausage King of Chicago

Emmanuel Acho "Gesundheit"

James-Michael Johnson: JimMickJack

Ryan "too boring of a name to have a nickname" Miller

Billy "You Play to" Winn. (could have a hundred of these for him)

Brad Smelley. (needless to say, same here....you choose)

Zombo

@the-gipper said:

By the way nicknames for:

Trent Richardson: simply TR (it was good enough for Teddy Roosevelt)

Mitchell Schwartz: "The" and his last name.

Travis "Its All About The" Benjamin.

John Hughes: any of the characters that his namesake invented: Ferris Buehller, Long Duc Dong, Duckie, Clark Griswold, Cameron Frye, The Geek

but perhaps the one character we should love most is the one that never actually made an appearance except in name only:

Abe Froman, The Sausage King of Chicago

Emmanuel Acho "Gesundheit"

James-Michael Johnson: JimMickJack

Ryan "too boring of a name to have a nickname" Miller

Billy "You Play to" Winn. (could have a hundred of these for him)

Brad Smelley. (needless to say, same here....you choose)

T-Rich for Richardson, I like the rest

As for Ryan Miller, they need to give him the number 64, so he can be "Miller 64"

When Smelly buries JimmmyMike on a block in practice it will be a "Smelly Johnson"

Zombo