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  • By the way nicknames for:

    Trent Richardson: simply TR (it was good enough for Teddy Roosevelt)

    Mitchell Schwartz: "The" and his last name.

    Travis "Its All About The" Benjamin.

    John Hughes: any of the characters that his namesake invented: Ferris Buehller, Long Duc Dong, Duckie, Clark Griswold, Cameron Frye, The Geek

    but perhaps the one character we should love most is the one that never actually made an appearance except in name only:

    Abe Froman, The Sausage King of Chicago

    Emmanuel Acho "Gesundheit"

    James-Michael Johnson: JimMickJack

    Ryan "too boring of a name to have a nickname" Miller

    Billy "You Play to" Winn. (could have a hundred of these for him)

    Brad Smelley. (needless to say, same here....you choose)

    @the-gipper said:

    By the way nicknames for:

    Trent Richardson: simply TR (it was good enough for Teddy Roosevelt)

    Mitchell Schwartz: "The" and his last name.

    Travis "Its All About The" Benjamin.

    John Hughes: any of the characters that his namesake invented: Ferris Buehller, Long Duc Dong, Duckie, Clark Griswold, Cameron Frye, The Geek

    but perhaps the one character we should love most is the one that never actually made an appearance except in name only:

    Abe Froman, The Sausage King of Chicago

    Emmanuel Acho "Gesundheit"

    James-Michael Johnson: JimMickJack

    Ryan "too boring of a name to have a nickname" Miller

    Billy "You Play to" Winn. (could have a hundred of these for him)

    Brad Smelley. (needless to say, same here....you choose)

    T-Rich for Richardson, I like the rest

    As for Ryan Miller, they need to give him the number 64, so he can be "Miller 64"

    When Smelly buries JimmmyMike on a block in practice it will be a "Smelly Johnson"

    Zombo

  • @the-gipper said:

    By the way nicknames for:

    Trent Richardson: simply TR (it was good enough for Teddy Roosevelt)

    Mitchell Schwartz: "The" and his last name.

    Travis "Its All About The" Benjamin.

    John Hughes: any of the characters that his namesake invented: Ferris Buehller, Long Duc Dong, Duckie, Clark Griswold, Cameron Frye, The Geek

    but perhaps the one character we should love most is the one that never actually made an appearance except in name only:

    Abe Froman, The Sausage King of Chicago

    Emmanuel Acho "Gesundheit"

    James-Michael Johnson: JimMickJack

    Ryan "too boring of a name to have a nickname" Miller

    Billy "You Play to" Winn. (could have a hundred of these for him)

    Brad Smelley. (needless to say, same here....you choose)

    T-Rich for Richardson, I like the rest

    As for Ryan Miller, they need to give him the number 64, so he can be "Miller 64"

    When Smelly buries JimmmyMike on a block in practice it will be a "Smelly Johnson"

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    T-Rich for Richardson, I like the rest

    As for Ryan Miller, they need to give him the number 64, so he can be "Miller 64"

    When Smelly buries JimmmyMike on a block in practice it will be a "Smelly Johnson"

    Zombo

    LMAO!! 😆 :lol: 😆

  • @hammertime said:

    BW3

    Winner!

  • this one is easy "Weed" man or BDub

  • @josephsuxdick said:

    How about "that really old guy the Browns drafted and made everybody laugh on draft day"?

    Might have a little trouble fitting it on the back of a jersey though.

    How About The Steeler Beater? It will make sense once the Browns win against the Steelers under him 😎

  • Pete.

    Pete Weeden is kind of catchy.

  • In the Garden of Weeden.

  • In the Garden of Weeden.

    @kosar_for_president said:

    In the Garden of Weeden.

    Well, if you give him that nickname...and considering how "old" he is, you should make this his theme song. At 17 minutes its a bit long.....but it takes us old timers longer to get moving.

    ....plus, this was the quintessential song back in the day if you in fact were partaking of the devil weed:

  • @kosar_for_president said:

    In the Garden of Weeden.

    Well, if you give him that nickname...and considering how "old" he is, you should make this his theme song. At 17 minutes its a bit long.....but it takes us old timers longer to get moving.

    ....plus, this was the quintessential song back in the day if you in fact were partaking of the devil weed:

    @the-gipper said:

    Well, if you give him that nickname...and considering how "old" he is, you should make this his theme song. At 17 minutes its a bit long.....but it takes us old timers longer to get moving.

    ....plus, this was the quintessential song back in the day if you in fact were partaking of the devil weed:

    [/quote

    The Weedsta sounds good to moi

    My cousin from Indianapolis used this song as a backdrop when he intro'd me to the chronic bubonic back in the late '60's. Classic, unforgettable riff.

  • How about Brandon?

  • Father Time?

  • How about, "the rapist"? Oh wait, its already taken.

  • How about, "the rapist"? Oh wait, its already taken.

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    How about, "the rapist"? Oh wait, its already taken.

    AFOER.jpg

  • How about, "the rapist"? Oh wait, its already taken.

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    How about, "the rapist"? Oh wait, its already taken.

    yeah, by a suprising number of cleveland residents. 500% more sexual predators in crapland than Pittsburgh, and 400% more per capita. check the goverment website in my signature if you don't believe me.

    i was trying to be nice with the "father time", how bot "huge waste of a 1st round pick on a guy that will be retired before the end of his second contract no matter what, when there was so much more talent and needs for a team that could use help at any position, reafirming why cleveland has been and will continue to be the worst team in the entire league for about a quarter of a century now"

    kinda catchy huh?

  • @the-cysko-kid said:

    How about, "the rapist"? Oh wait, its already taken.

    yeah, by a suprising number of cleveland residents. 500% more sexual predators in crapland than Pittsburgh, and 400% more per capita. check the goverment website in my signature if you don't believe me.

    i was trying to be nice with the "father time", how bot "huge waste of a 1st round pick on a guy that will be retired before the end of his second contract no matter what, when there was so much more talent and needs for a team that could use help at any position, reafirming why cleveland has been and will continue to be the worst team in the entire league for about a quarter of a century now"

    kinda catchy huh?

    @gafreleets said:

    yeah, by a suprising number of cleveland residents. 500% more sexual predators in crapland than Pittsburgh, and 400% more per capita. check the goverment website in my signature if you don't believe me.

    i was trying to be nice with the "father time", how bot "huge waste of a 1st round pick on a guy that will be retired before the end of his second contract no matter what, when there was so much more talent and needs for a team that could use help at any position, reafirming why cleveland has been and will continue to be the worst team in the entire league for about a quarter of a century now"

    kinda catchy huh?

    Hey, what's your username backwards. 😆

  • @gafreleets said:

    yeah, by a suprising number of cleveland residents. 500% more sexual predators in crapland than Pittsburgh, and 400% more per capita. check the goverment website in my signature if you don't believe me.

    i was trying to be nice with the "father time", how bot "huge waste of a 1st round pick on a guy that will be retired before the end of his second contract no matter what, when there was so much more talent and needs for a team that could use help at any position, reafirming why cleveland has been and will continue to be the worst team in the entire league for about a quarter of a century now"

    kinda catchy huh?

    Hey, what's your username backwards. 😆

    @bills-n-browns-fan said:

    Hey, what's your username backwards. 😆

    quick on the uptake huh?

  • @bills-n-browns-fan said:

    Hey, what's your username backwards. 😆

    quick on the uptake huh?

    @gafreleets said:

    quick on the uptake huh?

    Just a warning...

    OhBEn.jpg

  • @the-cysko-kid said:

    How about, "the rapist"? Oh wait, its already taken.

    yeah, by a suprising number of cleveland residents. 500% more sexual predators in crapland than Pittsburgh, and 400% more per capita. check the goverment website in my signature if you don't believe me.

    i was trying to be nice with the "father time", how bot "huge waste of a 1st round pick on a guy that will be retired before the end of his second contract no matter what, when there was so much more talent and needs for a team that could use help at any position, reafirming why cleveland has been and will continue to be the worst team in the entire league for about a quarter of a century now"

    kinda catchy huh?

    @gafreleets said:

    yeah, by a suprising number of cleveland residents. 500% more sexual predators in crapland than Pittsburgh, and 400% more per capita. check the goverment website in my signature if you don't believe me.

    i was trying to be nice with the "father time", how bot "huge waste of a 1st round pick on a guy that will be retired before the end of his second contract no matter what, when there was so much more talent and needs for a team that could use help at any position, reafirming why cleveland has been and will continue to be the worst team in the entire league for about a quarter of a century now"

    kinda catchy huh?

    Did you ever stop to consider that many of those Clevelanders are actually faggot Steelers fans that have migrated? Last time I checked there was a great number of traders in Cleveland and the surrounding areas of Ohio... just sayin yo.

  • @the-cysko-kid said:

    How about, "the rapist"? Oh wait, its already taken.

    yeah, by a suprising number of cleveland residents. 500% more sexual predators in crapland than Pittsburgh, and 400% more per capita. check the goverment website in my signature if you don't believe me.

    i was trying to be nice with the "father time", how bot "huge waste of a 1st round pick on a guy that will be retired before the end of his second contract no matter what, when there was so much more talent and needs for a team that could use help at any position, reafirming why cleveland has been and will continue to be the worst team in the entire league for about a quarter of a century now"

    kinda catchy huh?

    @gafreleets said:

    yeah, by a suprising number of cleveland residents. 500% more sexual predators in crapland than Pittsburgh, and 400% more per capita. check the goverment website in my signature if you don't believe me.

    i was trying to be nice with the "father time", how bot "huge waste of a 1st round pick on a guy that will be retired before the end of his second contract no matter what, when there was so much more talent and needs for a team that could use help at any position, reafirming why cleveland has been and will continue to be the worst team in the entire league for about a quarter of a century now"

    kinda catchy huh?

    I bet your fat huh? I only ask cause we both know that you would of never heard of that passage that you wrote down under your interest if the guy from Pulp Fiction didnt say it. That means that either a. you sat on the couch and watched that movie so many times that you memorized it or b. you decided to search for "what guy says on pulp fiction" and you copy and pasted it. Both combined with all the trolling you do here (espically since its the off season) tell me you sit on your ass to much.

  • @the-cysko-kid said:

    How about, "the rapist"? Oh wait, its already taken.

    yeah, by a suprising number of cleveland residents. 500% more sexual predators in crapland than Pittsburgh, and 400% more per capita. check the goverment website in my signature if you don't believe me.

    i was trying to be nice with the "father time", how bot "huge waste of a 1st round pick on a guy that will be retired before the end of his second contract no matter what, when there was so much more talent and needs for a team that could use help at any position, reafirming why cleveland has been and will continue to be the worst team in the entire league for about a quarter of a century now"

    kinda catchy huh?

    @gafreleets said:

    yeah, by a suprising number of cleveland residents. 500% more sexual predators in crapland than Pittsburgh, and 400% more per capita. check the goverment website in my signature if you don't believe me.

    i was trying to be nice with the "father time", how bot "huge waste of a 1st round pick on a guy that will be retired before the end of his second contract no matter what, when there was so much more talent and needs for a team that could use help at any position, reafirming why cleveland has been and will continue to be the worst team in the entire league for about a quarter of a century now"

    kinda catchy huh?

    Oh snap. Burn. Personally, I like rapey McRapesalot, but the steelers already have it. Damn, they have more super bowl rings AND rapes than the browns.