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  • @the-cysko-kid said:

    Ah, don't mind homotron. He's a steeler fan. Why they come here to rub their runny noses on the board is beyond me, except that they must secretly love the browns.

    Nah. I just LOVE arguing with the browns faithful on this board BUT more importantly for the AFC North happenings.

    Homotron said:

    Nah. I just LOVE arguing with the browns faithful on this board BUT more importantly for the AFC North happenings.

    ERGO, you ARE a troll...even by your own definition of the term. Never again proclaim to be otherwise, or I will begin to use that other derogatory term for you.

  • @ballpeen said:

    No problem. Stan puts up out of town guests for $10 a night. He'll cook you burgers the night before and his wife Kathy will get up at 4am on Sunday to make sure you wake to fresh baked blueberry muffins and biscuits with butter and assorted homemade jams. 😉

    I think that's more like jello shots, Bud Lite & Bagels. 😆 :lol:

    The "Orange Stuff" comes later- and I just ordered a couple cases of it. 🙂

    @hoorta said:

    I think that's more like jello shots, Bud Lite & Bagels. 😆 :lol:

    The "Orange Stuff" comes later- and I just ordered a couple cases of it. 🙂

    The Orange Shit I can handle. Russ's Red Shit is another matter...though I wonder what it would be like if it you dunked your bagel in it?

    No, maybe not.

  • @sisky-fringo said:

    i'm gonna come to a tailgate this season--stars are aligned, pockets are fat, stomach is HUNGRY!!

    Lar, plz keep me in the loop of who, what, when, where.

    prob can't make the opener...plus P Manning vs "The Yinz" is much too delectable to miss. but beyond that i'm down for whenever>>would like to show for a good turnout.

    so RSVP Hoag, Zombo, USF, choco, mik, Gip, TheSound, cambridge, Thaak, DiniT, JasonJ, Jrb.....even TCPO, Solon, Shep/BW, Richie, and the Ghool!!!!

    Did I really just get lumped into a category with Shep, Rich and Ghoolie?

    For shame.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Did I really just get lumped into a category with Shep, Rich and Ghoolie?

    For shame.

    Lol ur right, there shoulda been a midlin category. But I hear universally that thoes guys are awesome in person, so maybe its all perspective.

    Hey, u fared a lot better than Cal, Peen, Roach, PGL, TBPP, Desert Dawg, and Medicine Man who didn't even get an honorable mention (!). sorry guys...and the others I missed.

  • @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Did I really just get lumped into a category with Shep, Rich and Ghoolie?

    For shame.

    Lol ur right, there shoulda been a midlin category. But I hear universally that thoes guys are awesome in person, so maybe its all perspective.

    Hey, u fared a lot better than Cal, Peen, Roach, PGL, TBPP, Desert Dawg, and Medicine Man who didn't even get an honorable mention (!). sorry guys...and the others I missed.

    @sisky-fringo said:

    Lol ur right, there shoulda been a midlin category. But I hear universally that thoes guys are awesome in person, so maybe its all perspective.

    Hey, u fared a lot better than Cal, Peen, Roach, PGL, TBPP, Desert Dawg, and Medicine Man who didn't even get an honorable mention (!). sorry guys...and the others I missed.

    The opener should be a party of special magnificence. However, Shep has never been, and I've been working on Cal for years to show up if he can get off the tractor and get down to the Tailgate. Roach along with Don will be the Tailgate Meisters as usual- but rumor has it they're heading into semi- retirement after this bash.

    Mark-O is coming in, I believe 'Peen is making the trip, Zombo will make a serious effort to be in attendance, and I'll be there with the nephews. If we can get Rich and Ghoolie in town besides, it will be one big plus. That's not counting the cast of the usual suspects.

  • I'm going to make 1 game this year, though not yet sure which. I would live to come hang out with ya'll and rid the world of some beer.

  • @sisky-fringo said:

    Lol ur right, there shoulda been a midlin category. But I hear universally that thoes guys are awesome in person, so maybe its all perspective.

    Hey, u fared a lot better than Cal, Peen, Roach, PGL, TBPP, Desert Dawg, and Medicine Man who didn't even get an honorable mention (!). sorry guys...and the others I missed.

    The opener should be a party of special magnificence. However, Shep has never been, and I've been working on Cal for years to show up if he can get off the tractor and get down to the Tailgate. Roach along with Don will be the Tailgate Meisters as usual- but rumor has it they're heading into semi- retirement after this bash.

    Mark-O is coming in, I believe 'Peen is making the trip, Zombo will make a serious effort to be in attendance, and I'll be there with the nephews. If we can get Rich and Ghoolie in town besides, it will be one big plus. That's not counting the cast of the usual suspects.

    @hoorta said:

    The opener should be a party of special magnificence. However, Shep has never been, and I've been working on Cal for years to show up if he can get off the tractor and get down to the Tailgate. Roach along with Don will be the Tailgate Meisters as usual- but rumor has it they're heading into semi- retirement after this bash.

    Mark-O is coming in, I believe 'Peen is making the trip, Zombo will make a serious effort to be in attendance, and I'll be there with the nephews. If we can get Rich and Ghoolie in town besides, it will be one big plus. That's not counting the cast of the usual suspects.

    Shoot man. I always make the opener and plan on it this year unless I have some health catastrophe. I plan on every home game except the December games. I am getting like some of the others. I don't need to fight that weather unless we are playoff bound.

    Ed and Don retire?? What's up with that??

    That's cool. It has to be a grind.

    It would be just as fun to sit with those guys at some pub, or just do a potluck and eat whatever people brought. I have a full stove outfit I brought up for several years, and I make a mean Italian Beef in the crockpot I could cook in the room on Saturday evening as I slept. I can only cook up 2-3 lbs at a time, so I wouldn't be able to feed masses like those guys do/did, but if a few of us chipped in we could still take care of the out of towners.

    Heck, just cater in a Subway platter works for me. I just like the place and the people. I think about you guys and gals all the time.

    Larry, you'd like Don's Pomeroy House. You'll have to eat there. On one of these trips we'll have to meet up for a meal there as we planned last year, just as we did at Melt....that was a good day. For me anyway. I am still trying to walk off the bacon I had on my "Melt".

  • I've been working on Cal for years to show up if he can get off the tractor and get down to the Tailgate. Mr. Hoorta

    *******************************************

    well, I almost made it a couple of times.

    Maybe this year.

    Or someday. @@

    But thanks for keepin me in mind. I'll get there.

  • I'm also here to read your poorly written articles on the bleacher report.

  • Hello and welcome Great choice you made.

  • Welcome to hell BIGBROWN. Your friends may think you're a bit off for choosing the Browns. But we know for a fact you are batshit crazy.

    One thing you need to know; never chastise a Browns fan for pissing in your sink during a game - it's tradition.

  • Welcome to hell BIGBROWN. Your friends may think you're a bit off for choosing the Browns. But we know for a fact you are batshit crazy.

    One thing you need to know; never chastise a Browns fan for pissing in your sink during a game - it's tradition.

    @berean said:

    One thing you need to know; never chastise a Browns fan for pissing in your sink during a game - it's tradition.

    wow. i thought i was the only one!

    i used to hate when my exgirl used to stay in the bathroom while the game was on and at a commercial break. living on the 4th floor back then and only one bathroom it was an easy decision. but when getting caught it was an all day bitch fest.

    i mean it's not like i didn't do the dishes.