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  • @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    Don't take this the wrong way, because I mean it politely...........suck my dick.

    You know, we get one of you, each and every fucking week. Regardless who the opponent is, some fucktard, like you, from the opposing team, comes here with compliments, and well-wishes. As if we are players high-five'ing a few hours before the game.

    Seriously, McFly, we don't have any fucking fraternity with you dumb bastards. I have been posting with the core group of guys since back in 95 on AOL, and in all that time, NEVER have I read a post by one of our members that said....... "hey guys, I checked in with the Ravens board and those guys are really cool".

    How do you know we are cool? Which one of us have you had conversations with? Being a Ravens Retard, just how many fucking posts of ours could you have possibly read while simultaneously following your own team?

    Look man, I don't even want to venture about what kind of a humanbeinmg you are. The fact of the matter is you are like wet toilet paper sticking on someone's shoe. Yeah, okay we see you, now seriously, get the fuck out of here already.

    Dumb bastard!

    I would not want to have a fraternity with tootsie rolls who scream at empty stadiums, slap imaginary ravens fans in stoned washed jeans, imagine having a love child with a two dollar whore and would boo dead people. You can suck art modells dead dick the only thing on our shoes is the color of your insanity. When art modell moved our franchise here the first thought I had was oh no I can't imagine any circumstance where I would wear a jersey the colors of santorum and vomit. Thank God that never happened, maybe the real source of your anger issues with ravens fans is we did not get stuck with those colors and your pathetic team history. Still have nightmares about THE DRIVE do you. Maybe as your talking to your shrink because art only figuratively fucked you up the ass, before you pick up your meds to quiet the sounds of empty stadiums floating around in that orange and brown toilet you call a brain you will hear this before you go to bed: the cleveland colored dingaballs on my ass sayeth you coulda had a rg3 but your gm got high...

    @brownsblow said:

    I would not want to have a fraternity with tootsie rolls who scream at empty stadiums,

    Too late. I suspect that the fraternity you belong to rides the tootsie roll highway.

    slap imaginary ravens fans in stoned washed jeans,

    Really? Ravens fans wear stone washed jeans.

    imagine having a love child with a two dollar whore and would boo dead people. You can suck art modells dead dick the only thing on our shoes is the color of your insanity. When art modell moved our franchise here the first thought I had was oh no I can't imagine any circumstance where I would wear a jersey the colors of santorum and vomit.

    You are probably as light in your loafers as you are in your history lesson. Read your own teams history. Modell didn't "move" any franchise there. A new franchise was created there.

    Its not just semantics, it is legalities.

    Thank God that never happened, maybe the real source of your anger issues with ravens fans is we did not get stuck with those colors and your pathetic team history.

    Yea, really, those 8 Browns Championships (not to mention the other 5 won by Cleveland area teams) would have been a mar on your reputations.

    Still have nightmares about THE DRIVE do you.

    You don't have to go back that far....can you say Hello to Lee Evans and "The Drop".

    And in all of Browns history, not even Ernest Byner....has anyone ever choked as badly as Billy Cundiff.

    At least the Browns spread their playoff fuckups over two seasons, not within seconds of one another.

    Maybe as your talking to your shrink because art only figuratively fucked you up the ass, before you pick up your meds to quiet the sounds of empty stadiums floating around in that orange and brown toilet you call a brain you will hear this before you go to bed: the cleveland colored dingaballs on my ass sayeth you coulda had a rg3 but your gm got high...

    Not worth the asking price.

  • @atenears said:

    Total trap game for the Ratbirds. I hope they send in high school refs and this gets ugly. Browns 28 Ratbirds 24

    keep dreaming we will demolish you backups will be in by halftime Ravens 44 brownsblow 3

    @brownsblow said:

    keep dreaming we will demolish you backups will be in by halftime Ravens 44 brownsblow 3

    lol it's like you forget that Flacco is prone to throw 2-3 INT's against bad teams.

    Jacksonville last year? lol

  • @brownsblow said:

    keep dreaming we will demolish you backups will be in by halftime Ravens 44 brownsblow 3

    lol it's like you forget that Flacco is prone to throw 2-3 INT's against bad teams.

    Jacksonville last year? lol

    @dab7291993 said:

    lol it's like you forget that Flacco is prone to throw 2-3 INT's against bad teams.

    Jacksonville last year? lol

    No worries about flacco in this gimmie game we only lose when cam does not run the ball enough. Reaching for straws only makes you look desperate. Maybe you were the guy in the pathetic video screaming at an empty stadium about his loser team. It's like you forgot what you said in that video, if you can't beat the bungles a team we crushed THIS year how can you suffer from such delusions of grandier that your division 3 high school team will be a trap game. Your daddy said you must be from his left nut cause you ain't right.

  • Look old man you and your team is as pathetic as the president your username is nicknamed for. Reagan is responsible for every bit of the national debt his trickle down policies have pissed on us all GO AHEAD AND WASTE your vote on romney MAKE MY DAY. Functionally insane assholes like you cannot die fast enough the world and reality have passed you by. Do you get your fair and balanced world view from pawn insanity on faux news. Suck models dead cock he moved the franchise IN REALITY ( i know you right wing nut jobs would't know reality if it sat on your face) along with the best gm in the game you were awarded the equivalent of an expansion team, no amount of semantics will change that fact. Your power rankings were the worst i have ever seen read a real analysis, mine it's on that thread. Quoting championships from before the two leagues merged is laughable what have the browns done in my lifetime i am forty two answer: suck balls. I was being kind by saying you have a proud football heritage who on earth would trade your lousy lame ass history for Baltimore's answer: only a browns fan. You need to read all of my posts before you look so dumb making the lame stonewashed reference i already referred to in the thread your moderaters could not handle and deleted. Keep telling yourself the price was too high when the redskins make more playoffs in rg3's career then your terd of a team has in all it's NFL merged history. OBAMA 2012 in a landslide like the game tomorrow. Your daddy came back from the grave to say you must have been from his left nut cause you ain't right. Now go watch reruns of matlock and take your metamusil just look down in the toilet and see the future of your team where it belongs flushed down the drain with your maggot brain.

  • The ratbirds are going to get beaten up. I've seen their offense quit, even a year or two ago. Like ignornat wimps on sedatives.

    Nobody on the Browns have been quitting. They will kick ass right up til the last second - Browns offense, defense, and special teams.

    Look for it to be a great game.

  • Look old man you and your team is as pathetic as the president your username is nicknamed for. Reagan is responsible for every bit of the national debt his trickle down policies have pissed on us all GO AHEAD AND WASTE your vote on romney MAKE MY DAY. Functionally insane assholes like you cannot die fast enough the world and reality have passed you by. Do you get your fair and balanced world view from pawn insanity on faux news. Suck models dead cock he moved the franchise IN REALITY ( i know you right wing nut jobs would't know reality if it sat on your face) along with the best gm in the game you were awarded the equivalent of an expansion team, no amount of semantics will change that fact. Your power rankings were the worst i have ever seen read a real analysis, mine it's on that thread. Quoting championships from before the two leagues merged is laughable what have the browns done in my lifetime i am forty two answer: suck balls. I was being kind by saying you have a proud football heritage who on earth would trade your lousy lame ass history for Baltimore's answer: only a browns fan. You need to read all of my posts before you look so dumb making the lame stonewashed reference i already referred to in the thread your moderaters could not handle and deleted. Keep telling yourself the price was too high when the redskins make more playoffs in rg3's career then your terd of a team has in all it's NFL merged history. OBAMA 2012 in a landslide like the game tomorrow. Your daddy came back from the grave to say you must have been from his left nut cause you ain't right. Now go watch reruns of matlock and take your metamusil just look down in the toilet and see the future of your team where it belongs flushed down the drain with your maggot brain.

    @brownsblow said:

    Look old man you and your team is as pathetic as the president your username is nicknamed for. Reagan is responsible for every bit of the national debt his trickle down policies have pissed on us all GO AHEAD AND WASTE your vote on romney MAKE MY DAY. Functionally insane assholes like you cannot die fast enough the world and reality have passed you by. Do you get your fair and balanced world view from pawn insanity on faux news. Suck models dead cock he moved the franchise IN REALITY ( i know you right wing nut jobs would't know reality if it sat on your face) along with the best gm in the game you were awarded the equivalent of an expansion team, no amount of semantics will change that fact. Your power rankings were the worst i have ever seen read a real analysis, mine it's on that thread. Quoting championships from before the two leagues merged is laughable what have the browns done in my lifetime i am forty two answer: suck balls. I was being kind by saying you have a proud football heritage who on earth would trade your lousy lame ass history for Baltimore's answer: only a browns fan. You need to read all of my posts before you look so dumb making the lame stonewashed reference i already referred to in the thread your moderaters could not handle and deleted. Keep telling yourself the price was too high when the redskins make more playoffs in rg3's career then your terd of a team has in all it's NFL merged history. OBAMA 2012 in a landslide like the game tomorrow. Your daddy came back from the grave to say you must have been from his left nut cause you ain't right. Now go watch reruns of matlock and take your metamusil just look down in the toilet and see the future of your team where it belongs flushed down the drain with your maggot brain.

    Oh oh, he's in his manic phase. Must have forgotten the meds! Or cracked up too much.

  • Look old man you and your team is as pathetic as the president your username is nicknamed for. Reagan is responsible for every bit of the national debt his trickle down policies have pissed on us all GO AHEAD AND WASTE your vote on romney MAKE MY DAY. Functionally insane assholes like you cannot die fast enough the world and reality have passed you by. Do you get your fair and balanced world view from pawn insanity on faux news. Suck models dead cock he moved the franchise IN REALITY ( i know you right wing nut jobs would't know reality if it sat on your face) along with the best gm in the game you were awarded the equivalent of an expansion team, no amount of semantics will change that fact. Your power rankings were the worst i have ever seen read a real analysis, mine it's on that thread. Quoting championships from before the two leagues merged is laughable what have the browns done in my lifetime i am forty two answer: suck balls. I was being kind by saying you have a proud football heritage who on earth would trade your lousy lame ass history for Baltimore's answer: only a browns fan. You need to read all of my posts before you look so dumb making the lame stonewashed reference i already referred to in the thread your moderaters could not handle and deleted. Keep telling yourself the price was too high when the redskins make more playoffs in rg3's career then your terd of a team has in all it's NFL merged history. OBAMA 2012 in a landslide like the game tomorrow. Your daddy came back from the grave to say you must have been from his left nut cause you ain't right. Now go watch reruns of matlock and take your metamusil just look down in the toilet and see the future of your team where it belongs flushed down the drain with your maggot brain.

    @brownsblow said:

    Look old man you and your team is as pathetic as the president your username is nicknamed for. Reagan is responsible for every bit of the national debt his trickle down policies have pissed on us all GO AHEAD AND WASTE your vote on romney MAKE MY DAY.

    Just goes to show how foolish you are with this rant. Trust me, I am not that big of a Reagan fan and won't be voting for Romney.

    Functionally insane assholes like you cannot die fast enough the world and reality have passed you by.

    I suggest that a feckless fuck like you suck on a Lollipop, made by Smith and Wesson

    Do you get your fair and balanced world view from pawn insanity on faux news.

    Never Watch it, dumbass.

    Suck models dead cock he moved the franchise IN REALITY ( i know you right wing nut jobs would't know reality if it sat on your face) along with the best gm in the game you were awarded the equivalent of an expansion team, no amount of semantics will change that fact.

    The franchise stayed. (and its laughable that you call me a right winger...ask anyone here)

    But even a blind squirrel like you found an acorn. Yes, the Browns were the equivalent of an expansion franchise...but the franchise itself was not an expansion. I guess I could go into an entire seminar on the subject...but it would be wasted on a troglodyte like you. And yes, you did get a hell of a GM. No argument about Ozzie.

    Your power rankings were the worst i have ever seen read a real analysis, mine it's on that thread.

    You are really dumb, aren't you? My Power Rankings ARE a joke, guppy. They are merely based on record and point differential. Did you miss that part? I did no analysis. Never intended to.

    Quoting championships from before the two leagues merged is laughable what have the browns done in my lifetime i am forty two answer: suck balls.

    Who cares about your miserable lifetime? Not even the Colts did anything in your wasted existance. Why even bring them up?

    I was being kind by saying you have a proud football heritage who on earth would trade your lousy lame ass history for Baltimore's answer: only a browns fan.

    I would be glad to submit the quality of that heritage to a neutral observor. (by the way...where is that Pro Football Hall of Fame. Not in Baltimore last time I looked. Oh, yea, its in Northeast Ohio. DOH!)

    You need to read all of my posts before you look so dumb making the lame stonewashed reference i already referred to in the thread your moderaters could not handle and deleted.

    Put all your posts in one spot and I will read them before I burn them (and you)

    Keep telling yourself the price was too high when the redskins make more playoffs in rg3's career then your terd of a team has in all it's NFL merged history.

    Really? The Browns have made more postseasons than all but 2-3 teams. He better lead the Skins to about 27 playoff appearances.

    OBAMA 2012 in a landslide like the game tomorrow. Your daddy came back from the grave to say you must have been from his left nut cause you ain't right. Now go watch reruns of matlock and take your metamusil just look down in the toilet and see the future of your team where it belongs flushed down the drain with your maggot brain.

    Is that the best you got, yabo. Hell, when I insult you, you don't even know it sometimes.

  • Trent Richardson is going to hit Ray Lewis like a truck.

    Maybe this truck, perhaps.

    baltimore-colts-mayflower-truck.jpg

  • Look old man you and your team is as pathetic as the president your username is nicknamed for. Reagan is responsible for every bit of the national debt his trickle down policies have pissed on us all GO AHEAD AND WASTE your vote on romney MAKE MY DAY. Functionally insane assholes like you cannot die fast enough the world and reality have passed you by. Do you get your fair and balanced world view from pawn insanity on faux news. Suck models dead cock he moved the franchise IN REALITY ( i know you right wing nut jobs would't know reality if it sat on your face) along with the best gm in the game you were awarded the equivalent of an expansion team, no amount of semantics will change that fact. Your power rankings were the worst i have ever seen read a real analysis, mine it's on that thread. Quoting championships from before the two leagues merged is laughable what have the browns done in my lifetime i am forty two answer: suck balls. I was being kind by saying you have a proud football heritage who on earth would trade your lousy lame ass history for Baltimore's answer: only a browns fan. You need to read all of my posts before you look so dumb making the lame stonewashed reference i already referred to in the thread your moderaters could not handle and deleted. Keep telling yourself the price was too high when the redskins make more playoffs in rg3's career then your terd of a team has in all it's NFL merged history. OBAMA 2012 in a landslide like the game tomorrow. Your daddy came back from the grave to say you must have been from his left nut cause you ain't right. Now go watch reruns of matlock and take your metamusil just look down in the toilet and see the future of your team where it belongs flushed down the drain with your maggot brain.

    @brownsblow said:

    Suck models dead cock he moved the franchise IN REALITY ( i know you right wing nut jobs would't know reality if it sat on your face) along with the best gm in the game you were awarded the equivalent of an expansion team, no amount of semantics will change that fact.

    So, if Modell moved the entire franchise, and what you have is the Browns...then you are a fan of the Browns.

    Welcome to the club.

    Your power rankings were the worst i have ever seen read a real analysis, mine it's on that thread. Quoting championships from before the two leagues merged is laughable what have the browns done in my lifetime i am forty two answer: suck balls.

    The Browns have done in your lifetime what YOU have done in your lifetime. Suck balls. You know, with their 6 division championships since your year of birth. Not that impressive, I'll agree.

    In reality, I'm sad to see that you are forty-two. Your lack of punctuation and grammar is upsetting and is clearly a reflection on the poor educational standards of your terrible city.

    I was being kind by saying you have a proud football heritage who on earth would trade your lousy lame ass history for Baltimore's answer: only a browns fan. You need to read all of my posts before you look so dumb making the lame stonewashed reference i already referred to in the thread your moderaters could not handle and deleted. Keep telling yourself the price was too high when the redskins make more playoffs in rg3's career then your terd of a team has in all it's NFL merged history. OBAMA 2012 in a landslide like the game tomorrow. Your daddy came back from the grave to say you must have been from his left nut cause you ain't right. Now go watch reruns of matlock and take your metamusil just look down in the toilet and see the future of your team where it belongs flushed down the drain with your maggot brain.

    So RG3 will make it to the NFL playoffs 25 times. How much would you like to put on that? I'll put 100 dollars on it, but I wouldn't want to deplete your life savings.

    You give Obama supporters a bad name.

  • I must say it's about time you guy's came up with some good yet scary responses touche' what does that say about your social conscience. Still does change what will happen tomorrow. Could care less about punctuation when i am on insane rant just doin it for shit's and giggles. Hope you feel better about yourselves i put absolutely no thought into anything i said just trying to get a rise and i did. And no you could not insult me without my knowing it but nice try. Don't care about you or your opinions, six division championships still don't add up to our Superbowl. Again was not trying to state facts all you pointed out was how little i cared about what i was ranting i am lazy so what. Your team still sucks now and will in the foreseeable future. Bye

  • I must say it's about time you guy's came up with some good yet scary responses touche' what does that say about your social conscience. Still does change what will happen tomorrow. Could care less about punctuation when i am on insane rant just doin it for shit's and giggles. Hope you feel better about yourselves i put absolutely no thought into anything i said just trying to get a rise and i did. And no you could not insult me without my knowing it but nice try. Don't care about you or your opinions, six division championships still don't add up to our Superbowl. Again was not trying to state facts all you pointed out was how little i cared about what i was ranting i am lazy so what. Your team still sucks now and will in the foreseeable future. Bye

    @brownsblow said:

    I must say it's about time you guy's came up with some good yet scary responses touche' what does that say about your social conscience. Still does change what will happen tomorrow. Could care less about punctuation when i am on insane rant just doin it for shit's and giggles. Hope you feel better about yourselves i put absolutely no thought into anything i said just trying to get a rise and i did. And no you could not insult me without my knowing it but nice try. Don't care about you or your opinions, six division championships still don't add up to our Superbowl. Again was not trying to state facts all you pointed out was how little i cared about what i was ranting i am lazy so what. Your team still sucks now and will in the foreseeable future. Bye

    You've already made it painfully clear that you believe the Ravens are the franchise of the Browns. Therefore your Super Bowl is, in reality, our Super Bowl.

    Hurray!

  • Screw the Ravens and their dumbass inbred fans, they are the worst in the league.

  • Look old man you and your team is as pathetic as the president your username is nicknamed for. Reagan is responsible for every bit of the national debt his trickle down policies have pissed on us all GO AHEAD AND WASTE your vote on romney MAKE MY DAY. Functionally insane assholes like you cannot die fast enough the world and reality have passed you by. Do you get your fair and balanced world view from pawn insanity on faux news. Suck models dead cock he moved the franchise IN REALITY ( i know you right wing nut jobs would't know reality if it sat on your face) along with the best gm in the game you were awarded the equivalent of an expansion team, no amount of semantics will change that fact. Your power rankings were the worst i have ever seen read a real analysis, mine it's on that thread. Quoting championships from before the two leagues merged is laughable what have the browns done in my lifetime i am forty two answer: suck balls. I was being kind by saying you have a proud football heritage who on earth would trade your lousy lame ass history for Baltimore's answer: only a browns fan. You need to read all of my posts before you look so dumb making the lame stonewashed reference i already referred to in the thread your moderaters could not handle and deleted. Keep telling yourself the price was too high when the redskins make more playoffs in rg3's career then your terd of a team has in all it's NFL merged history. OBAMA 2012 in a landslide like the game tomorrow. Your daddy came back from the grave to say you must have been from his left nut cause you ain't right. Now go watch reruns of matlock and take your metamusil just look down in the toilet and see the future of your team where it belongs flushed down the drain with your maggot brain.

    @brownsblow said:

    Look old man you and your team is as pathetic as the president your username is nicknamed for. Reagan is responsible for every bit of the national debt his trickle down policies have pissed on us all GO AHEAD AND WASTE your vote on romney MAKE MY DAY. Functionally insane assholes like you cannot die fast enough the world and reality have passed you by. Do you get your fair and balanced world view from pawn insanity on faux news. Suck models dead cock he moved the franchise IN REALITY ( i know you right wing nut jobs would't know reality if it sat on your face) along with the best gm in the game you were awarded the equivalent of an expansion team, no amount of semantics will change that fact. Your power rankings were the worst i have ever seen read a real analysis, mine it's on that thread. Quoting championships from before the two leagues merged is laughable what have the browns done in my lifetime i am forty two answer: suck balls. I was being kind by saying you have a proud football heritage who on earth would trade your lousy lame ass history for Baltimore's answer: only a browns fan. You need to read all of my posts before you look so dumb making the lame stonewashed reference i already referred to in the thread your moderaters could not handle and deleted. Keep telling yourself the price was too high when the redskins make more playoffs in rg3's career then your terd of a team has in all it's NFL merged history. OBAMA 2012 in a landslide like the game tomorrow. Your daddy came back from the grave to say you must have been from his left nut cause you ain't right. Now go watch reruns of matlock and take your metamusil just look down in the toilet and see the future of your team where it belongs flushed down the drain with your maggot brain.

    Rope, chair, closet. Use these three things. Use them wisely.

    I was too hungover to waste my time reading that. You, yes you alone, have killed more brain cells in 3 minutes than I did over the last 24 hours; and I promise you, I tried my hardest to get a lot of them.

    So, I guess what I am really trying to say, is that you should hang yourself in the closet cause you are a fucking vagina.

  • Going to be plenty of sad, sad Browns fans here Friday morning. Going to be great being at M&T Bank Stadium watching the Ravens pick apart the Browns.

    I loved this on Yahoo today:

    http://sports.yahoo.com/fantasy-minute/fantasy-predictions-for-browns-ravens-30709077.html

  • I must say it's about time you guy's came up with some good yet scary responses touche' what does that say about your social conscience. Still does change what will happen tomorrow. Could care less about punctuation when i am on insane rant just doin it for shit's and giggles. Hope you feel better about yourselves i put absolutely no thought into anything i said just trying to get a rise and i did. And no you could not insult me without my knowing it but nice try. Don't care about you or your opinions, six division championships still don't add up to our Superbowl. Again was not trying to state facts all you pointed out was how little i cared about what i was ranting i am lazy so what. Your team still sucks now and will in the foreseeable future. Bye

    @brownsblow said:

    I must say it's about time you guy's came up with some good yet scary responses touche' what does that say about your social conscience. Still does change what will happen tomorrow. Could care less about punctuation when i am on insane rant just doin it for shit's and giggles. Hope you feel better about yourselves i put absolutely no thought into anything i said just trying to get a rise and i did. And no you could not insult me without my knowing it but nice try. Don't care about you or your opinions, six division championships still don't add up to our Superbowl. Again was not trying to state facts all you pointed out was how little i cared about what i was ranting i am lazy so what. Your team still sucks now and will in the foreseeable future. Bye

    Lazy, fat, drunk and stupid are no way to go through life, son. (Courtesy Dean Wormer) Congratulations, you've achieved that perfecta.

  • Going to be plenty of sad, sad Browns fans here Friday morning. Going to be great being at M&T Bank Stadium watching the Ravens pick apart the Browns.

    I loved this on Yahoo today:

    http://sports.yahoo.com/fantasy-minute/fantasy-predictions-for-browns-ravens-30709077.html

    @ravens-purple-rules said:

    Going to be plenty of sad, sad Browns fans here Friday morning. Going to be great being at M&T Bank Stadium watching the Ravens pick apart the Browns.

    I loved this on Yahoo today:

    http://sports.yahoo.com/fantasy-minute/fantasy-predictions-for-browns-ravens-30709077.html

    Oh, for Christ's sake.....we'll be no sadder than we have been for the last 13 years.

    Trust me, you overevaluate yourselves.

  • @ravens-purple-rules said:

    Going to be plenty of sad, sad Browns fans here Friday morning. Going to be great being at M&T Bank Stadium watching the Ravens pick apart the Browns.

    I loved this on Yahoo today:

    http://sports.yahoo.com/fantasy-minute/fantasy-predictions-for-browns-ravens-30709077.html

    Oh, for Christ's sake.....we'll be no sadder than we have been for the last 13 years.

    Trust me, you overevaluate yourselves.

    @the-gipper said:

    Oh, for Christ's sake.....we'll be no sadder than we have been for the last 13 years.

    Trust me, you overevaluate yourselves.

    lol, aint that the truth.