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  • I didn't read all that but I think the gist of your fantasy is that the browns win, and yes, they win, 10/10

    TheClevelandSoundT TheClevelandSound wrote on last edited by
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    @the-cysko-kid said:

    I didn't read all that but I think the gist of your fantasy is that the browns win, and yes, they win, 10/10

    It's not my fantasy. This article was written by ESPN Magazine.

  • @the-cysko-kid said:

    I didn't read all that but I think the gist of your fantasy is that the browns win, and yes, they win, 10/10

    It's not my fantasy. This article was written by ESPN Magazine.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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    @theclevelandsound said:

    It's not my fantasy. This article was written by ESPN Magazine.

    What they should have finished that article with is a "fantasy" press notice that Nick Saban has accepted the head coaching position of the Cleveland Browns.

  • jrb12711J jrb12711 wrote on last edited by
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    Man what a waste of someone's time to write this article. Firstly, this year anyway the Chiefs are the worst team in the NFL. That's not just a biased browns thing, it's obvious. Secondly, even if this was written against the Chiefs any college team would get killed by 6 plus td's. The best of any college teams have maybe 4-5 NFL caliber players, with 1-2 being first round talent. Every one always thinks these types of things would be close, but it wouldn't be.

  • Man what a waste of someone's time to write this article. Firstly, this year anyway the Chiefs are the worst team in the NFL. That's not just a biased browns thing, it's obvious. Secondly, even if this was written against the Chiefs any college team would get killed by 6 plus td's. The best of any college teams have maybe 4-5 NFL caliber players, with 1-2 being first round talent. Every one always thinks these types of things would be close, but it wouldn't be.

    TheClevelandSoundT TheClevelandSound wrote on last edited by
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    @jrb12711 said:

    Man what a waste of someone's time to write this article. Firstly, this year anyway the Chiefs are the worst team in the NFL. That's not just a biased browns thing, it's obvious. Secondly, even if this was written against the Chiefs any college team would get killed by 6 plus td's. The best of any college teams have maybe 4-5 NFL caliber players, with 1-2 being first round talent. Every one always thinks these types of things would be close, but it wouldn't be.

    Totally agree with everything you just said.

  • Man what a waste of someone's time to write this article. Firstly, this year anyway the Chiefs are the worst team in the NFL. That's not just a biased browns thing, it's obvious. Secondly, even if this was written against the Chiefs any college team would get killed by 6 plus td's. The best of any college teams have maybe 4-5 NFL caliber players, with 1-2 being first round talent. Every one always thinks these types of things would be close, but it wouldn't be.

    Browns149B Browns149 wrote on last edited by
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    @jrb12711 said:

    Man what a waste of someone's time to write this article. Firstly, this year anyway the Chiefs are the worst team in the NFL. That's not just a biased browns thing, it's obvious. Secondly, even if this was written against the Chiefs any college team would get killed by 6 plus td's. The best of any college teams have maybe 4-5 NFL caliber players, with 1-2 being first round talent. Every one always thinks these types of things would be close, but it wouldn't be.

    The Cheifs might be the worst team, but the Jags are not far behind. Did you see them play last night? YIKES!!!!!!!!!!

  • The Cysko KidT The Cysko Kid wrote on last edited by
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    Yeah it sucked. It was sadly like watching the browns.

  • slowburnS slowburn wrote on last edited by
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    Reads like an 8th grade composition. If you want to read well written, thoughtful sports analysis

    ESPN would rank with the bottom feeders of psuedo sports journalism. Complete moronic gibberish.

    The only thing that exceeds the articles foolishness is its' foolishness. Saban can stick his Little

    Debbie sweetcakes up his two-faced, self-seeking, opportunistic, dishonest ass. Any idiot who actually

    respects this carpetbagger needs to get their head and ass wired together.

  • Man what a waste of someone's time to write this article. Firstly, this year anyway the Chiefs are the worst team in the NFL. That's not just a biased browns thing, it's obvious. Secondly, even if this was written against the Chiefs any college team would get killed by 6 plus td's. The best of any college teams have maybe 4-5 NFL caliber players, with 1-2 being first round talent. Every one always thinks these types of things would be close, but it wouldn't be.

    hoortaH hoorta wrote on last edited by hoorta
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    @jrb12711 said:

    Man what a waste of someone's time to write this article. Firstly, this year anyway the Chiefs are the worst team in the NFL. That's not just a biased browns thing, it's obvious. Secondly, even if this was written against the Chiefs any college team would get killed by 6 plus td's. The best of any college teams have maybe 4-5 NFL caliber players, with 1-2 being first round talent. Every one always thinks these types of things would be close, but it wouldn't be.

    Exactly. I'm old enough to remember the College All-Star game. We're not talking a measly college super power. You give the kids Andrew Luck, Trent Richardson, Justin Blackmon, Kendall Wright, Matt Kalil and the first two rounds of the NFL draft- yeah, sure- they would have a chance against a bottom feeding NFL team. LOL, AJ McCaron? 'Bama would be overpowered at the point of attack, and get killed in the secondary trying to cover NFL caliber WRs.

  • Z Zombo wrote on last edited by
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    What if the Alabama Crimson Tide played Texas A&M?

    Zombo

  • What if the Alabama Crimson Tide played Texas A&M?

    Zombo

    B beefjerky wrote on last edited by
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    Zombo said:

    What if the Alabama Crimson Tide played Texas A&M?

    Zombo

    zing

  • What if the Alabama Crimson Tide played Texas A&M?

    Zombo

    Browns149B Browns149 wrote on last edited by
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    Zombo said:

    What if the Alabama Crimson Tide played Texas A&M?

    Zombo

    Alabama would lose

  • What if the Alabama Crimson Tide played Texas A&M?

    Zombo

    jrb12711J jrb12711 wrote on last edited by
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    Zombo said:

    What if the Alabama Crimson Tide played Texas A&M?

    Zombo

    Exactly. Even if they come back to win that game they barely beat a team with at true freshman QB at home. The only team I think possibly would have made it close against an NFL team were the 2000 Hurricanes. I don't feel like typing it all out but just take a gander at that roster. Clinton Portis, McGahee and Frank Gore on top of like 15 other high caliber NFL players.

  • G Gafreleets wrote on last edited by
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    browns would destroy them. 56-3.

  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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    There used to be a game between the College All-Stars and NFL Champions. Stopped doing it in 1976. Below are the results:

    Game results

    Date played Winning team Losing team Attendance

    August 31, 1934 College All-Stars 0 Chicago Bears 0 79,432

    August 29, 1935 Chicago Bears 5 College All-Stars 0 77,450

    September 2, 1936 College All-Stars 7 Detroit Lions 7 76,000

    August 31, 1937 College All-Stars 6 Green Bay Packers 0 84,560

    August 31, 1938 College All-Stars 28 Washington Redskins 16 74,250

    August 30, 1939 New York Giants 9 College All-Stars 0 81,456

    August 29, 1940 Green Bay Packers 45 College All-Stars 28 84,567

    August 28, 1941 Chicago Bears 37 College All-Stars 13 98,203

    August 28, 1942 Chicago Bears 21 College All-Stars 0 101,103

    August 28, 1943 College All-Stars 27 Washington Redskins 7 48,437

    August 30, 1944 Chicago Bears 24 College All-Stars 21 49,246

    August 30, 1945 Green Bay Packers 19 College All-Stars 7 92,753

    August 23, 1946 College All-Stars 16 Los Angeles Rams 0 97,380

    August 23, 1947 College All-Stars 16 Chicago Bears 0 105,840

    August 22, 1948 Chicago Cardinals 28 College All-Stars 0 101,220

    August 22, 1949 Philadelphia Eagles 38 College All-Stars 0 93,780

    August 11, 1950 College All-Stars 17 Philadelphia Eagles 7 88,885

    August 17, 1951 Cleveland Browns 33 College All-Stars 0 92,180

    August 15, 1952 Los Angeles Rams 10 College All-Stars 7 88,316

    August 14, 1953 Detroit Lions 24 College All-Stars 10 93,818

    August 13, 1954 Detroit Lions 31 College All-Stars 6 93,470

    August 12, 1955 College All-Stars 30 Cleveland Browns 27 75,000

    August 10, 1956 Cleveland Browns 26 College All-Stars 0 75,000

    August 9, 1957 New York Giants 22 College All-Stars 12 75,000

    August 15, 1958 College All-Stars 35 Detroit Lions 19 70,000

    August 14, 1959 Baltimore Colts 29 College All-Stars 0 70,000

    August 12, 1960 Baltimore Colts 32 College All-Stars 7 70,000

    August 4, 1961 Philadelphia Eagles 28 College All-Stars 14 66,000

    August 3, 1962 Green Bay Packers 42 College All-Stars 20 65,000

    August 2, 1963 College All-Stars 20 Green Bay Packers 17 65,000

    August 7, 1964 Chicago Bears 28 College All-Stars 17 65,000

    August 6, 1965 Cleveland Browns 24 College All-Stars 16 68,000

    August 5, 1966 Green Bay Packers 38 College All-Stars 0 72,000

    August 4, 1967 Green Bay Packers 27 College All-Stars 0 70,934

    August 2, 1968 Green Bay Packers 34 College All-Stars 17 69,917

    August 1, 1969 New York Jets 26 College All-Stars 24 74,208

    July 31, 1970 Kansas City Chiefs 24 College All-Stars 3 69,940

    July 30, 1971 Baltimore Colts 24 College All-Stars 17 52,289

    July 28, 1972 Dallas Cowboys 20 College All-Stars 7 54,162

    July 27, 1973 Miami Dolphins 14 College All-Stars 3 54,103

    July 26, 1974 Canceled due to 1974 NFL strike

    Game was originally scheduled between the Miami Dolphins and College All-Stars

    August 1, 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers 21 College All-Stars 14 54,562

    July 23, 19761 Pittsburgh Steelers 24 College All-Stars 0 52,095

    1 Game was called late with 1:22 left in 3rd quarter because of heavy rain.

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  • The Cysko KidT The Cysko Kid wrote on last edited by
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    Wow look at steelerfag giving the browns the common sense win. I'm surprised you would say that. Just out of curiosity what would you put the score at Alabama vs Stoolers?

  • miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
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    @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    we don't have to hear about these inbred cocksuckers other than their crying at blowing their entire season in one game.

    except next spring when it comes time for the browns to draft one or two of their players.

  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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    @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    www.fuck_espn.com

    Kickoff goes off as expected. The Texas Aggies corn hole the Alabama pig fuckers. Alabama is no longer the best team in college football, they don't get to the BCS title game and we don't have to hear about these inbred cocksuckers other than their crying at blowing their entire season in one game.

    Go Aggies................ Fuck Alabama.

    Well, certainly those pig fuckers could still wheedle their way into the BCS game. Though it seems unlikely, Kansas State still has to play Texas and the Big 12 title game (should be a couple of stiff tests)

    Oregon still has to play Stanford, Oregon St. and the Pac-12 title game

    Notre Dame still has to play USC..and that is never easy for them.

    If two of those teams lose Alabama could still make it.....however, I see Georgia beating them if they meet in the SEC title game. So if an SEC team get in the BCS game, I think it is the Georgia Bulldogs.

  • @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    we don't have to hear about these inbred cocksuckers other than their crying at blowing their entire season in one game.

    except next spring when it comes time for the browns to draft one or two of their players.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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    @miktoxic said:

    except next spring when it comes time for the browns to draft one or two of their players.

    Again, here....Georgia....Jarvis Jones. (maybe Alabama's Milliner)

  • Flyin JF Flyin J wrote on last edited by
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    The most unrealistic part of that article was Shurmur still being the Browns head coach lol