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Browns Players Want New Uni's

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  • Change 'em... fuck it. Let the "tradition" die, and the new era of the Browns begin. Change the helmets, jerseys, pants, shoes, jockstraps, I don't give a shit. Change is good. The uniforms we wear now reek with bottom-feeding, softness, and failure. Anything to make a spark is okay with me.

    Plus, a few more good players and a new HC would be helpful... just sayin'

  • By all means, let's do a Cleveland Browns uniform thread. Better yet, let's have a Cleveland Browns uniform challenge on Project Runway. Why not? They did The Rockettes:

  • The UNCC 49ers held a uniform design contest. With Jimmy Haslam here now being more "market oriented" perhaps he will get Reebok, Nike, Champion, Lord and Taylor, Ralph Lauren, Gucci, and Lamborghini to do a uniform design.

    Here you go. Look at the Va. Tech entry:

  • @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    The Browns uniforms are without a doubt the ugliest uniforms and th most unimaginative in ALL of the NFL.

    I vote the Miami Dolphins as the league's worst, just my 2 cents.

  • @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    Hey Squintz,

    thanks for posting this important article. I don't by routine get to see the Ohio media much, so this is a nice touch.

    Too many fans think that the more emotional oriented factors are silly and don't really mean anything, but in fact, the performances of many are influenced by such things. I know that the first gig I ever played with a new Les Paul guitar took my energy and enthusiasm to a new high. Think about how you feel when you get a new car, or a new girl, or a new anything.

    The Browns uniforms are without a doubt the ugliest uniforms and th most unimaginative in ALL of the NFL.

    The colos need to be sizzled up and the posted how uploaded that cool bronze and orange helmet showed us a good example of what can be done.

    I don't want some bullshit half-bastard upgrade that still looks like the old uniforms. The new uniform should have a helmet emblem and rich, bold colors. I love the high tech, robotic look. It would be cool with a "B" emblem or even, a Sci Fi mean ass looking elf.

    Whatever they do, it needs to be a radical departure form the horseshit they have had for the last 30 years.

    Hell no.

  • How about the players focus on that game and not the uniforms?

    Tony Grossi can fuck a goat. This thread is terrible.

  • The UNCC 49ers held a uniform design contest. With Jimmy Haslam here now being more "market oriented" perhaps he will get Reebok, Nike, Champion, Lord and Taylor, Ralph Lauren, Gucci, and Lamborghini to do a uniform design.

    Here you go. Look at the Va. Tech entry:

    @the-gipper said:

    The UNCC 49ers held a uniform design contest. With Jimmy Haslam here now being more "market oriented" perhaps he will get Reebok, Nike, Champion, Lord and Taylor, Ralph Lauren, Gucci, and Lamborghini to do a uniform design.

    Here you go. Look at the Va. Tech entry:

    fun totally unrelated fact: I just graduated from UNC Charlotte and my buddy had the winning design for the 49ers uniforms. He got $250 and season tickets for his troubles, pretty cool stuff. I can't wait for my alma mater to get into some football.

    Anyway, as a young guy i have to admit I think it's time for a change. No, I'm not talking about some drastic thing here but more metallic oranges and vibrant browns. It would inject life into things that's for sure.

  • @mike-h said:

    I made this, it took 3 minutes on powerpoint.

    Dear Mike H, please, please, please...never use powerpoint again. 😉

    By the way, using a presentation program to do design? Awkward to the point of being disturbing!

    That said, around 1-2 years ago someone put a sick looking uniform mockup on here:

    New Uniform Mockup

    or a more traditional uniform mockup is attached.

    Anyway, Jimmy Haslem is a self-made premiere business mogul, not someone who inherited his dad's team. This means marketing is a paramount concern for him, which means new uniforms. We all need to realize that the question is what the new uniforms will look like and not whether there will be new uniforms. I think Bronze and Copper orange is a good way to go.

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  • No artist or access to graphic design program, but: metallic copper/orange helmets, no logo, current stripe pattern. Brown pants, white jerseys. Orange piping stripes from chest to armpit and down to belt; same on back. Brown numbers outlined with white (interior and orange (exterior) borders. Reverse pants (white) and jersey (brown) colors for home.

    Oh, and FEED THE BEAST! #33

  • @mike-h said:

    I made this, it took 3 minutes on powerpoint.

    great if you like the old Buccaneers helmets.

  • @mike-h said:

    Hey dickwad, it was in between classes. I'm pretty busy, sorry I didn't DL a graphic design program. You get the idea from what I posted faggot.

    Mike, do you think, maybe, just maybe you're being a little sensitive? I really didn't mean to hurt your feelings. It was a joke.

  • This thread shouldn't exist but apparently one of the moderators disagrees with me.

    This topic disgusts me. Do you think Raiders, Steelers, Chiefs, or Jets fans care about changing their uniforms? No.

    Of course, we have nothing else to talk about, so this is what we ponder.

    To quote the late Al Davis, "Just win, baby".

  • This thread shouldn't exist but apparently one of the moderators disagrees with me.

    This topic disgusts me. Do you think Raiders, Steelers, Chiefs, or Jets fans care about changing their uniforms? No.

    Of course, we have nothing else to talk about, so this is what we ponder.

    To quote the late Al Davis, "Just win, baby".

    @theclevelandsound said:

    This thread shouldn't exist but apparently one of the moderators disagrees with me.

    This topic disgusts me. Do you think Raiders, Steelers, Chiefs, or Jets fans care about changing their uniforms? No.

    Of course, we have nothing else to talk about, so this is what we ponder.

    To quote the late Al Davis, "Just win, baby".

    Yeah- "change the unis" threads are Gay. ROTFLMAO, how do you think the Steelers felt trotting out in the "Prison Stripes" outfits? That has to be the most hideous garb I've ever seen on a team at any level of football.

    Amen, winning cures all this BS talk about updating the look. You guys think the Packers or Bears unis- which also haven't been updated in like forever are somehow inherently "cooler" than the Browns? Really? If the Browns won a Super Bowl the uni update guys wouldn't care if they were wearing Fusia leotards.

  • I agree winning cures alot, but I am not against some uni change. Just leave the helmet intact, and Haslam has said the helmet won't change.

    I never liked the brown pants, but like the orange, and wouldn't mind a orange jersey.

  • It says Uni's in the title. If you think the thread is 'gay' then why do you even click on the link? I put it on the title to keep morons from posting idiotic replies.

    If the title said "gaywads frolic in the meadows together" I suppose you'd click on it too....

    @squintz said:

    It says Uni's in the title. If you think the thread is 'gay' then why do you even click on the link? I put it on the title to keep morons from posting idiotic replies.

    If the title said "gaywads frolic in the meadows together" I suppose you'd click on it too....

    because i like seeing your face get bashed in everytime you post this shit, little faggot.

    change the uniforms? fuck no!

    upgrade the color scheme by making them more vibrant? why not.

    just shut the fuck already though. this seems to be the most important thing to you in the world.

    the minute they announce some type of uniform 'change' i think you might just squirt your panties.

  • I am for adding some modern splash color (namely orange) to the uniform but dont touch the helmet!

  • @mike-h said:

    Hey dickwad, it was in between classes. I'm pretty busy, sorry I didn't DL a graphic design program. You get the idea from what I posted faggot.

    yep. journalist: microsoft word.

    designer: adobe illy/photoshop.

    hey, can i do a mockup of a #1 BCS team with all their flash and glory getting BEAT THE FUCK DOWN by a red and white standford team???

    HOLLER!!

    fucking fags.