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  • half time Sunday?

    @wrrebel said:

    half time Sunday?

    That was what I was going to say....LOL

    Since you said halftime, I will go with warmups before the game. I see it now

    Haslem: Hey Patty come over here for a sec

    Shurmer: Hey Boss whats up, I am trying to get the team ready for the Steelers

    Haslem: Thats funny Patty you have not got them ready for 1 game this year and now you want to get them ready for the last game

    Shurmer: Hey we beat KC, Oak, and Pitt all in a ROW!!!! They were ready Boss!!!

    Haslem: Really? My Vols could have beat those teams

    Shurmer: Come on Boss!!!!

    Haslem:( Jimmy pulls Pat close and Wispers in his ear) FYI patty you already know this, but your fired as soon as this game is over. Make it fun for yourself go crazy because this is the last time you will ever be a head coach in the NFL

    Shurmer: Shit!!!!

  • hopefully everyone involved with the offense (on the sidelines) will receive the same news at the same time.

    i'd think about keeping jauron as DC and heckert as GM but i think banner has other scoundrelous plans.

    i'm telling you guys he's a rat bastard. hear it here first. just like i said about holmgren. i don't know why haslam has entrusted that fink with sooo much power.

    time will tell.

  • Security will be escorting Shu to the exit door no later than 0901 Monday morning.

  • 1 pm press conference making it official. Rumors and reports begin at 10:30am Monday.

  • hopefully everyone involved with the offense (on the sidelines) will receive the same news at the same time.

    i'd think about keeping jauron as DC and heckert as GM but i think banner has other scoundrelous plans.

    i'm telling you guys he's a rat bastard. hear it here first. just like i said about holmgren. i don't know why haslam has entrusted that fink with sooo much power.

    time will tell.

    @miktoxic said:

    hopefully everyone involved with the offense (on the sidelines) will receive the same news at the same time.

    i'd think about keeping jauron as DC and heckert as GM but i think banner has other scoundrelous plans.

    i'm telling you guys he's a rat bastard. hear it here first. just like i said about holmgren. i don't know why haslam has entrusted that fink with sooo much power.

    time will tell.

    Even if in fact he is a rat bastard, I don't really see what anyone can do about it...you're not Jimmy Haslam III...Can't this fanbase ever just support the Browns?

  • He's already been notified of his imminent firing and has lost control of the team, hence the last two performances.

    He'll be officially out by 1 PM Monday.

  • 11:35 Monday morning he will finally be gone! Just get out of Cleveland! Ass wipe!

  • Gonna say like January 2nd at 4pm he will be officially let go.

  • I am not big on rumors, but I just read a somewhat convincing one that Aaron Kromer will be named the new Browns head coach some time Friday.

  • I am not big on rumors, but I just read a somewhat convincing one that Aaron Kromer will be named the new Browns head coach some time Friday.

    @daninnyc said:

    I am not big on rumors, but I just read a somewhat convincing one that Aaron Kromer will be named the new Browns head coach some time Friday.

    Where did you read that?

  • I change my answer to December 29th.

  • I change my answer to December 29th.

    @clevelandfanforlife said:

    I change my answer to December 29th.

    We have a winner

  • @miktoxic said:

    hopefully everyone involved with the offense (on the sidelines) will receive the same news at the same time.

    i'd think about keeping jauron as DC and heckert as GM but i think banner has other scoundrelous plans.

    i'm telling you guys he's a rat bastard. hear it here first. just like i said about holmgren. i don't know why haslam has entrusted that fink with sooo much power.

    time will tell.

    Even if in fact he is a rat bastard, I don't really see what anyone can do about it...you're not Jimmy Haslam III...Can't this fanbase ever just support the Browns?

    @xanthros said:

    Even if in fact he is a rat bastard, I don't really see what anyone can do about it...you're not Jimmy Haslam III...Can't this fanbase ever just support the Browns?

    really? i support the browns in every possible way. just that i can see a beedy eyed jew rat fink from a mile a way doesn't mean i don't support them. i'm just hoping that we don't have to go through another 5 year plan with evaluation this and evaluation that because haslam entrusts banner with everything.

    at this point you got to prove it to me. anything wrong with that?

    i mean i only got so many years left MF.

    i don't want to come off seeming harsh to you dude BUT i have yet to see anyone on this board give me some type of scenario (new coaching staff etc. etc.) that has me anymore excited than i've been in 40 Fing years.

  • It's official at 9am Monday

  • I'll go 9am Monday morning.

    @runyon27 said:

    I'll go 9am Monday morning.

    Good call....

    Zombo

  • i hope we can keep juron i think our defense was a lot better with him at dc

  • hopefully everyone involved with the offense (on the sidelines) will receive the same news at the same time.

    i'd think about keeping jauron as DC and heckert as GM but i think banner has other scoundrelous plans.

    i'm telling you guys he's a rat bastard. hear it here first. just like i said about holmgren. i don't know why haslam has entrusted that fink with sooo much power.

    time will tell.

    @miktoxic said:

    hopefully everyone involved with the offense (on the sidelines) will receive the same news at the same time.

    i'd think about keeping jauron as DC and heckert as GM but i think banner has other scoundrelous plans.

    i'm telling you guys he's a rat bastard. hear it here first. just like i said about holmgren. i don't know why haslam has entrusted that fink with sooo much power.

    time will tell.

    I agree with you 100% on Banner, he just seems like a little rat weasel or as you said a fink. I got a feeling I'm not gonna like the dude one bit.