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  • Mark O Mark OM Very Popular Posting Machine Collaborator First Post One Year In One Month Later Week One Done
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    Mark OM Mark O wrote on last edited by
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    Holy Shit, this is the funniest fucking thing I've read all goddamn morning.

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    • Z Zombo

      @bg said:

      Although ZOMBO can be funny with his comments, he cannot get past two words without using profanity. Well, as they say, " no one knows how smart you are until you open your mouth--then you leave no doubt"

      Happy new Year Zombo

      No one really knows how smart you are until they see you type "Valguar"

      Zombo

      Westside Steve W Dedicated Reacting Well Posting Machine Collaborator First Post Conversation Starter Week One Done One Year In One Month Later Very Popular
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      W Westside Steve wrote on last edited by
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      Zombo said:

      No one really knows how smart you are until they see you type "Valguar"

      Zombo

      I figured he was from Jacksonville....

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      • Z Zombo

        @bg said:

        Although ZOMBO can be funny with his comments, he cannot get past two words without using profanity. Well, as they say, " no one knows how smart you are until you open your mouth--then you leave no doubt"

        Happy new Year Zombo

        No one really knows how smart you are until they see you type "Valguar"

        Zombo

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        B Browns57 wrote on last edited by
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        Zombo said:

        No one really knows how smart you are until they see you type "Valguar"

        Zombo

        And I count 15 words in that reply (including name) without a single "Valguar" word. πŸ™‚

        β€œThe Wait Is Over, The Browns Will Be In The Playoffs This Year!"
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        • clebro C
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          C clebro wrote on last edited by
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          Yeah, this fail thread really did just happen.

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          • miktoxic miktoxicM
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            miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
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            i too wanted to know what a valguar was. a devalued jaguar or what it's called when you set your eyes on a vulgar vagina in one.

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            • B BG

              Although ZOMBO can be funny with his comments, he cannot get past two words without using profanity. Well, as they say, " no one knows how smart you are until you open your mouth--then you leave no doubt"

              Happy new Year Zombo

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              Nuckin FutzN Nuckin Futz wrote on last edited by
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              @bg said:

              Although ZOMBO can be funny with his comments, he cannot get past two words without using profanity. Well, as they say, " no one knows how smart you are until you open your mouth--then you leave no doubt"

              Happy new Year Zombo

              Before you make a lame attempt to flame another poster, you should really try to learn a lesson from your quote. LMFAO post-18759-0-46217000-1357133994_thumb.jpg

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              • Z Zombo

                @bg said:

                Although ZOMBO can be funny with his comments, he cannot get past two words without using profanity. Well, as they say, " no one knows how smart you are until you open your mouth--then you leave no doubt"

                Happy new Year Zombo

                No one really knows how smart you are until they see you type "Valguar"

                Zombo

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                The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                istockphoto_12767986-jaguar-woman-growling-in-jungle-leaves.jpg

                Zombo said:

                No one really knows how smart you are until they see you type "Valguar"

                Zombo

                You misunderstand this guy...he is referring to the language utilized by that mythical Norse god like figure that is a combination of the Valkyrie and the Jaguar.

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                • The Cysko Kid T Conversation Starter Reacting Well Dedicated Very Popular Posting Machine Collaborator First Post Week One Done One Month Later One Year In
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                  T The Cysko Kid wrote on last edited by
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                  Isn't valguar the giant flying dog from neverending story?

                  neverending-story-atreyu-luckdragon.jpg

                  Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
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                  • T The Cysko Kid

                    Isn't valguar the giant flying dog from neverending story?

                    neverending-story-atreyu-luckdragon.jpg

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                    miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
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                    @the-cysko-kid said:

                    Isn't valguar the giant flying dog from neverending story?

                    neverending-story-atreyu-luckdragon.jpg

                    sorry cysko, but to reference and stick a still vid clip of that movie is beyond gay.

                    yikes

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                    • miktoxicM miktoxic

                      @the-cysko-kid said:

                      Isn't valguar the giant flying dog from neverending story?

                      neverending-story-atreyu-luckdragon.jpg

                      sorry cysko, but to reference and stick a still vid clip of that movie is beyond gay.

                      yikes

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                      VaporTrailV VaporTrail wrote on last edited by
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                      @miktoxic said:

                      sorry cysko, but to reference and stick a still vid clip of that movie is beyond gay.

                      yikes

                      Image090.jpg

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                        Z Zombo wrote on last edited by
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                        He has invented a new word. When you google Valguar the Browns Board comes up in second place.

                        I'm thinking about changing his name to Valguar.

                        Zombo

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                        • BadNewsBrowns BadNewsBrownsB
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                          BadNewsBrownsB BadNewsBrowns wrote on last edited by
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                          Maybe he's from India?

                          "All Truth Passes Through Three stages. First, It Is Ridiculed, Second It Is Violently Opposed, And Third, It Is Accepted As Self-Evident" ~Arthur Schopenhauer
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                          • The Gipper The GipperT In Memoriam Very Popular
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                            The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                            The Ride of the Valguars?

                            http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=youtube+ride+of+the+valkyries&mid=5458D6078B2D82F318D55458D6078B2D82F318D5&view=detail&FORM=VIRE7

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                            • VaporTrail VaporTrailV Dedicated Reacting Well Conversation Starter Very Popular Posting Machine Collaborator First Post One Year In One Month Later Week One Done
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                              VaporTrailV VaporTrail wrote on last edited by
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                              morroblivion-guar.preview.jpg

                              Anyone ever play Morrowind?

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