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  • This is shit that always happens to the browns. Who knows what will happen but does anyone get this vibe Kelly will have the eagles in the playoffs next year while we hire a coach who could barely cross the .500 mark in the big east? I'm getting genuinely conviced someone placed a curse on the browns.

  • Here we go again:

    @Brownsupdates

    BREAKING NEWS: Browns are meeting with Chip Kelly right now and lawyers are present after meeting with the eagles for over 5 hours.

    ‏@Brownsupdates

    Reliable source just told me they are working on a 5 year deal as I write this tweet.

  • Fucking pissed. That being said we've seen a ton of fake rumors today already, so who knows. It was reported that Kelly and Haslam/Banner were at dinner and lawyers would be present. Now it never happened and he's close to a deal with the eagles.

    Who fucking knows what's happening. All I know is we're going to get the short end of the stick again.

    @hunt-daddy said:

    Fucking pissed. That being said we've seen a ton of fake rumors today already, so who knows. It was reported that Kelly and Haslam/Banner were at dinner and lawyers would be present. Now it never happened and he's close to a deal with the eagles.

    Who fucking knows what's happening. All I know is we're going to get the short end of the stick again.

    We went from being the frontrunners in landing the hottest commodity in the coaching scene this season to now signing Pat Shurmur v2.0.

    At least this guy has head coaching experience....with a .500 record playing in the Big East.

  • Really How hungrey is Chip kelly, How many Dinners is he having?? I bet he signs with whoever had the best Dinner....

  • EJMaroun‏@ejmaroun

    Lionel Bienvenu reporting Chip Kelly to Cleveland is a done deal.

  • Really How hungrey is Chip kelly, How many Dinners is he having?? I bet he signs with whoever had the best Dinner....

    @tampadawgs said:

    Really How hungrey is Chip kelly, How many Dinners is he having?? I bet he signs with whoever had the best Dinner....

    Have you seen Chip?

  • EJMaroun‏@ejmaroun

    Lionel Bienvenu reporting Chip Kelly to Cleveland is a done deal.

    @tampadawgs said:

    EJMaroun‏@ejmaroun

    Lionel Bienvenu reporting Chip Kelly to Cleveland is a done deal.

    Wrong.

  • I hope so

  • Fuck everything.

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  • Was a fake account.

  • Mary Kay Cabot will apparently retweet anything that is hashtagged #browns.

    I just tweeted her a picture of my asshole with that hashtag. Expect to see it circulate the twitter-verse.

  • Dude, you're gonna stroke out............Chill! 😎

  • Breaking - Tim Couch Pulls Out's asshole is #Brown

  • Breaking - Tim Couch Pulls Out's asshole is #Brown

    @hunt-daddy said:

    Breaking - Tim Couch Pulls Out's asshole is #Brown

    That is surprisingly accurate to what I actually typed.

  • Cleveland ain't got a snowballs chance in hell to get a pedigreed coach. This place is the last chance

    saloon where losers end up dancing for free drinks..

    13 million dollars a year for kelly? doubt it

  • May as well of kept shurmer than get a big east coach who,s no better than .500.So far the new owner and his flunky have dropped the ball,at least get someone who has a winning percentage.

  • May as well of kept shurmer than get a big east coach who,s no better than .500.So far the new owner and his flunky have dropped the ball,at least get someone who has a winning percentage.

    @kybrownsfan said:

    May as well of kept shurmer than get a big east coach who,s no better than .500.So far the new owner and his flunky have dropped the ball,at least get someone who has a winning percentage.

    Ain't over till it's over. Personally, I'd tell Haslam to cool the jets if Kelly stiffs them, and wait until after Sunday, assuming the Seahawks can beat the Redskins. IMO Kyle Shanahan is more attractive than Kelly.

    Short attention spans should recall Brian Billick stiffed the Browns on the way to the Ratbirds for a better opportunity. Only plus the Beagles can offer is they have a qb tailor made to run Kelly's offense.

  • @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    How can an asshole HAVE an asshole? That WOULD be news.

    The same way a fat pussy has a fat pussy.

  • @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    How can an asshole HAVE an asshole? That WOULD be news.

    The same way a fat pussy has a fat pussy.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    The same way a fat pussy has a fat pussy.

    Liked it so much, I had to quote it

  • @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    Great, great rivalry........ As a boy I played Gibson because it really was teh premium name most associated with reputable, family music stores. At 11 my parents got me an SG junior. Sold that 5 years later for a Gibsom LP 54, which was a flat body paul, tobacco burst with 2 P-90 pickups. I later installed a PAF in the bridge position, added a phase reversal switch and a Leo Quann Badass Bridge, since this was a wraparound tailpiece and not a tune-o-matic. I have regressted selling that guitar ever since they day I did.

    Today, I prefer Fender. The 25 1/2 inch scale is better for bending, shredding and my favorite style, "NAshville chicken pickin". Short scale Gibsons still rule teh jazz world, save for DeAquisto and DeAngelico, but I have a 1966 L-5 that is beyond superlatives.

    Otherwise, gimme a tele over ANYTHING.

    who is your favorite guitarist?