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  • Apparently it is official, out of his own mouth. Dawson signs with 49ers

    http://www.mercurynews.com/sports/ci_22825229/san-francisco-49ers-find-their-kicker-phil-dawson

  • I guess we gotta start looking at names like:

    Nate Kaeding

    Lawrence Tynes

    David Akers

    Ryan Longwell

    Shayne Graham

    Olindo Mare

  • Well, officially no more originals. Won't find anyone who knows how to kick in CBS like him. Bye Phil, it was fun watching

  • Wow, what a fucking shame. Thanks Haslam you're a fucking joke. First you hire an angry chipmonk polymorphous looking motherfucker in Banner, who in turns hires a douchebag non-football scumbag in Lombardi who has no idea how to build a team. Then you sell the name of our beloved stadium after some 3rd world energy company all the while lining your pockets and letting our beloved players walk, ie. Cribbs AND DAWSON. GODDAMNIT!!!!!

    I fucking HATE your smug fucking face sooo much right now... they're lucky none of them are in a stones throw from me right now. Cribbs and Dawson will continue their careers for years when they could have remained and retired True and through Browns.

    Fuck this shit! Go sign some more practice squad runningbacks and Tightends you moronic motherfuckers.

    😑 :mad: 😑

  • Well, officially no more originals. Won't find anyone who knows how to kick in CBS like him. Bye Phil, it was fun watching

    @comeonman said:

    Well, officially no more originals. Won't find anyone who knows how to kick in CBS like him. Bye Phil, it was fun watching

    welp whoever we sign is gonna have to learn.

  • I guess we gotta start looking at names like:

    Nate Kaeding

    Lawrence Tynes

    David Akers

    Ryan Longwell

    Shayne Graham

    Olindo Mare

    @the-gipper said:

    I guess we gotta start looking at names like:

    Nate Kaeding

    Lawrence Tynes

    David Akers

    Ryan Longwell

    Shayne Graham

    Olindo Mare

    Screw those guys, start over with a young dude that we draft in a late round or who was sitting on somebody's practice squad.

    Whoever he is, he's going to fuck up a game early in the season and we are going to hate him and Banner.

    Zombo

  • I wish him good luck and I hope he gets a ring, he deserves it. Sucks to see him leave.

    Thanks for all the years Phil.

  • Maybe the last original leaving will break the curse. Best of luck to ya Philchise. You deserve that spot on a good team.

  • Well not moving to be closer to his family thats for sure then 45 min longer flight than from Cleveland, Browns obviously indicated they werent interested in resigning him, so decided to go to a team with a chance to win SB before he retires.

    Just like to say thanks Phil and hopefully we can pick up a decent young Kicker in the Draft, rather we go for a young guy that seasoned Vet

  • Well not moving to be closer to his family thats for sure then 45 min longer flight than from Cleveland, Browns obviously indicated they werent interested in resigning him, so decided to go to a team with a chance to win SB before he retires.

    Just like to say thanks Phil and hopefully we can pick up a decent young Kicker in the Draft, rather we go for a young guy that seasoned Vet

    @kamac19 said:

    Well not moving to be closer to his family thats for sure then 45 min longer flight than from Cleveland, Browns obviously indicated they werent interested in resigning him, so decided to go to a team with a chance to win SB before he retires.

    Just like to say thanks Phil and hopefully we can pick up a decent young Kicker in the Draft, rather we go for a young guy that seasoned Vet

    Yeah, all those things, plus he gets reunited with the best special teams coach in the business, Brad Seely.

    Zombo

  • So, for that very late round draft pick or UFA here are the names of some top kicker prospects:

    Dustin Hopkins Fla St.

    Caleb Sturgis Fla.

    Brett Maher Nebraska

    Brandon McManus Temple

    Anthony Cantele Kansas st.

    Brett Baer La.-Lafeyette

  • The only reason Phil was a Brown for the last 2 years was because Heckert franchised him. He wanted out of here years ago and now he's free.

    So lay off Haslam you wankers. In Jimmy we trust for now. πŸ˜†

  • So, for that very late round draft pick or UFA here are the names of some top kicker prospects:

    Dustin Hopkins Fla St.

    Caleb Sturgis Fla.

    Brett Maher Nebraska

    Brandon McManus Temple

    Anthony Cantele Kansas st.

    Brett Baer La.-Lafeyette

    @the-gipper said:

    So, for that very late round draft pick or UFA here are the names of some top kicker prospects:

    Dustin Hopkins Fla St.

    Caleb Sturgis Fla.

    Brett Maher Nebraska

    Brandon McManus Temple

    Anthony Cantele Kansas st.

    Brett Baer La.-Lafeyette

    There ya go ... never heard of any of them, but I'll take Brandon McManus ... great Irish name and kicks in the cold for a team that doesn't score much ... he'll fit right in.

    Zombo

  • Wow, what a fucking shame. Thanks Haslam you're a fucking joke. First you hire an angry chipmonk polymorphous looking motherfucker in Banner, who in turns hires a douchebag non-football scumbag in Lombardi who has no idea how to build a team. Then you sell the name of our beloved stadium after some 3rd world energy company all the while lining your pockets and letting our beloved players walk, ie. Cribbs AND DAWSON. GODDAMNIT!!!!!

    I fucking HATE your smug fucking face sooo much right now... they're lucky none of them are in a stones throw from me right now. Cribbs and Dawson will continue their careers for years when they could have remained and retired True and through Browns.

    Fuck this shit! Go sign some more practice squad runningbacks and Tightends you moronic motherfuckers.

    😑 :mad: 😑

    @poeticg said:

    Fuck this shit!

    Then please, go away. Plenty of bandwagons to hop on.

  • Wow, what a fucking shame. Thanks Haslam you're a fucking joke. First you hire an angry chipmonk polymorphous looking motherfucker in Banner, who in turns hires a douchebag non-football scumbag in Lombardi who has no idea how to build a team. Then you sell the name of our beloved stadium after some 3rd world energy company all the while lining your pockets and letting our beloved players walk, ie. Cribbs AND DAWSON. GODDAMNIT!!!!!

    I fucking HATE your smug fucking face sooo much right now... they're lucky none of them are in a stones throw from me right now. Cribbs and Dawson will continue their careers for years when they could have remained and retired True and through Browns.

    Fuck this shit! Go sign some more practice squad runningbacks and Tightends you moronic motherfuckers.

    😑 :mad: 😑

    @poeticg said:

    Wow, what a fucking shame. Thanks Haslam you're a fucking joke. First you hire an angry chipmonk polymorphous looking motherfucker in Banner, who in turns hires a douchebag non-football scumbag in Lombardi who has no idea how to build a team. Then you sell the name of our beloved stadium after some 3rd world energy company all the while lining your pockets and letting our beloved players walk, ie. Cribbs AND DAWSON. GODDAMNIT!!!!!

    I fucking HATE your smug fucking face sooo much right now... they're lucky none of them are in a stones throw from me right now. Cribbs and Dawson will continue their careers for years when they could have remained and retired True and through Browns.

    Fuck this shit! Go sign some more practice squad runningbacks and Tightends you moronic motherfuckers.

    😑 :mad: 😑

    holy shit adjust your meds man! Be happy for Phil he does not have much time left to try and get that ring he deserves.

  • Maybe Weeden can become our kicker? Lord knows he sure can't pass the ball or run an offense. Just saying... better than having him sit on the bench

  • I'm kind of hoping that Wolfert gets another shot this year in camp. The past two years he has shown up and done a great job in the pre season. Had two whole offseasons to learn from Phil about what it takes to kick in Cleveland weather.

  • Wow, what a fucking shame. Thanks Haslam you're a fucking joke. First you hire an angry chipmonk polymorphous looking motherfucker in Banner, who in turns hires a douchebag non-football scumbag in Lombardi who has no idea how to build a team. Then you sell the name of our beloved stadium after some 3rd world energy company all the while lining your pockets and letting our beloved players walk, ie. Cribbs AND DAWSON. GODDAMNIT!!!!!

    I fucking HATE your smug fucking face sooo much right now... they're lucky none of them are in a stones throw from me right now. Cribbs and Dawson will continue their careers for years when they could have remained and retired True and through Browns.

    Fuck this shit! Go sign some more practice squad runningbacks and Tightends you moronic motherfuckers.

    😑 :mad: 😑

    @poeticg said:

    Wow, what a fucking shame. Thanks Haslam you're a fucking joke. First you hire an angry chipmonk polymorphous looking motherfucker in Banner, who in turns hires a douchebag non-football scumbag in Lombardi who has no idea how to build a team. Then you sell the name of our beloved stadium after some 3rd world energy company all the while lining your pockets and letting our beloved players walk, ie. Cribbs AND DAWSON. GODDAMNIT!!!!!

    I fucking HATE your smug fucking face sooo much right now... they're lucky none of them are in a stones throw from me right now. Cribbs and Dawson will continue their careers for years when they could have remained and retired True and through Browns.

    Fuck this shit! Go sign some more practice squad runningbacks and Tightends you moronic motherfuckers.

    😑 :mad: 😑

    To paraphrase one of my favorite movies of all time...

    Poetic Ghoolie, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  • I wish him good luck and I hope he gets a ring, he deserves it. Sucks to see him leave.

    Thanks for all the years Phil.

    @nunboy said:

    I wish him good luck and I hope he gets a ring, he deserves it. Sucks to see him leave.

    Thanks for all the years Phil.

    Agreed.