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  • Zombo said:

    In & Out, Brother.

    25 guys firing at a time instead of waiting in line for one of 10 urinals to open up.

    Zombo.

    For a guy that rails against anything gay I wonder why'd you'd miss standing next to a bunch of guys with your dick out. I'll wait for the urinal.

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    For a guy that rails against anything gay I wonder why'd you'd miss standing next to a bunch of guys with your dick out. I'll wait for the urinal.

    I don't associate urinating with sex.

    Afraid someone is going to notice your shortcomings?

    Hope you don't miss a touchdown while you are watching the guy's ass in front of you.

    Zombo

  • Zombo said:

    In & Out, Brother.

    25 guys firing at a time instead of waiting in line for one of 10 urinals to open up.

    Zombo.

    For a guy that rails against anything gay I wonder why'd you'd miss standing next to a bunch of guys with your dick out. I'll wait for the urinal.

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    For a guy that rails against anything gay I wonder why'd you'd miss standing next to a bunch of guys with your dick out. I'll wait for the urinal.

    i guess you've never been to europe. cuz every bar in germany has a piss trough. think about the savings on plumbing by letting gravity take it's course.

    just have to worry about the splash effect depending on how much the guy next to you has had to drink.

  • @the-cysko-kid said:

    For a guy that rails against anything gay I wonder why'd you'd miss standing next to a bunch of guys with your dick out. I'll wait for the urinal.

    I don't associate urinating with sex.

    Afraid someone is going to notice your shortcomings?

    Hope you don't miss a touchdown while you are watching the guy's ass in front of you.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    I don't associate urinating with sex.

    Afraid someone is going to notice your shortcomings?

    Hope you don't miss a touchdown while you are watching the guy's ass in front of you.

    Zombo

    Uniform change is gay but piss troughs are something to be missed. Got it.

  • Zombo said:

    I don't associate urinating with sex.

    Afraid someone is going to notice your shortcomings?

    Hope you don't miss a touchdown while you are watching the guy's ass in front of you.

    Zombo

    Uniform change is gay but piss troughs are something to be missed. Got it.

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    Uniform change is gay but piss troughs are something to be missed. Got it.

    Uniform change: not gay ... constantly talking about uniform change: gay

    Associating piss troughs with sex ... homophobic.

    Are you afraid someone is going to look down at your penis and want to have sex with you?

    Zombo

  • In Paris you used to have "pissoirs" where you took a leak right on the sidewalk in a big metal facility:

    Pissoir-to-use-IMG00184-20110218-1614.jp

  • Now they are modernized....but less private:

    Paris-New-Pissoirs.jpg

  • Now they are modernized....but less private:

    Paris-New-Pissoirs.jpg

    @the-gipper said:

    Now they are modernized....but less private:

    Paris-New-Pissoirs.jpg

    what's available for your corny turds?

  • Thats France, they probably shit in the street.

  • @tampadawgs said:

    1.Good old Hoorta "Me bad ass, me hit women over head with boom stick, me cave man, women and children should know there roll' Thats why people like you do not work for the Browns..Let me think about this for second

    2.Make game more family friendly= More fans go to the games = more $$$

    Upgrading Uniforms= More Money

    3.I to tell everyone here we do not live in the 70s-80s anymore

    4.Hoorta- Your a piece a shit

    #1, #4 Damn right- I COULD hit you over the head with a Mod week suspension broomstick for some juvenile name calling- but this time I won't.

    #4 Why because I don't like baseball, or share your uniform obsession? Every team in the NFL has gone "trendy" including the Browns making the native color way darker. It's "SEAL" Brown not some off shade of black FYI- or you want to have every team in the NFL dress like a wannabe Raiders franchise? Dress like this maybe? Orange & Brown stripes- way cool. HAR, HAR, HAR.

    steelers-throwback.jpg

    #2,3 I don't live in the 70s-80s anymore- but I can tell you one thing for damn certain- it was a hell of a lot more fun going to a NFL game without being treated like a terrorist before you went through the turnstile. Let's talk about family fan friendly for a second. If you're a family fan you had better bring along a shitload of cash. Tickets in my section run $300 for 4- face value. add $20 parking, a couple $7 beers, pop, nachos, hot dogs & souvenirs for the kids- that's around $400- at least. That's the kind of fan the NFL is catering to- not Joe Sixpack and the kids.

    #2 a last thought regarding "Fan Friendly", one of my Bucket List items is to see the Browns play in every NFL Stadium. If you live in Tampa, have you seen the Browns play in Raymond James? I have. I'll bet you a C-note I've been to more NFL venues than you & I have a pretty good idea of what other NFL franchises offer their fans as "enhancements" so kindly STFU in that regard. OOOHHH- that Pirate Ship Blowing off a cannon every time the Bucs score is SOOOOO way cool. Regarding a previous post- the average Cariolina Panthers fan is the prototype so-so "fan" (income $150k+) the NFL is creaming their pants over to get more of.

    @hoorta said:

    #1, #4 Damn right- I COULD hit you over the head with a Mod week suspension broomstick for some juvenile name calling- but this time I won't.

    #4 Why because I don't like baseball, or share your uniform obsession? Every team in the NFL has gone "trendy" including the Browns making the native color way darker. It's "SEAL" Brown not some off shade of black FYI- or you want to have every team in the NFL dress like a wannabe Raiders franchise? Dress like this maybe? Orange & Brown stripes- way cool. HAR, HAR, HAR.

    steelers-throwback.jpg

    #2,3 I don't live in the 70s-80s anymore- but I can tell you one thing for damn certain- it was a hell of a lot more fun going to a NFL game without being treated like a terrorist before you went through the turnstile. Let's talk about family fan friendly for a second. If you're a family fan you had better bring along a shitload of cash. Tickets in my section run $300 for 4- face value. add $20 parking, a couple $7 beers, pop, nachos, hot dogs & souvenirs for the kids- that's around $400- at least. That's the kind of fan the NFL is catering to- not Joe Sixpack and the kids.

    #2 a last thought regarding "Fan Friendly", one of my Bucket List items is to see the Browns play in every NFL Stadium. If you live in Tampa, have you seen the Browns play in Raymond James? I have. I'll bet you a C-note I've been to more NFL venues than you & I have a pretty good idea of what other NFL franchises offer their fans as "enhancements" so kindly STFU in that regard. OOOHHH- that Pirate Ship Blowing off a cannon every time the Bucs score is SOOOOO way cool. Regarding a previous post- the average Cariolina Panthers fan is the prototype so-so "fan" (income $150k+) the NFL is creaming their pants over to get more of.

    NO Hoorta I think your a Asshole because of the email you sent me thinking your god of the internet, that is my only beef with you remember we root for the same team!!!!!

    Yes I have been to Ray Jay and there in game is great the Ship and lifting of the flags in the red zone is great!!!! And Congrats on 300 dollar tickets does that make you better than everyone else?? Are we talking about your money or we talking about getting people to more games. Sorry if your ass backwards thinking that women and children should not go to NFL games. LMAO

    I am sure you have been to more NFL cities than me, I have been to Miami, TB, Jax, Clev, Atl, NO, Dalllas( Old Dallas) , and Indy last year for Browns game.

    Oh FYI I can afford to sit right next you with my family in those fancy 300 dollar seats, and even drink a couple beers with my 20 dollar parking. GOD I wish I could meet you, just once so I can Laugh on how miserable your life must be that you want to be a bad ass bye deleting post or moving post or kicking someone off for a week or month or year...Does that make you feel good about yourself. Does that make you feel like a man?? I was thinking of flying up this year to go to a Browns game with my daughter and wife, maybe I can meet you at the game and we all can sit in those 300 dollar seat together then you would not be able to hide behind your keyboard!!! I tell you what I will even buy you a 8 dollar beer, you know us poor folks we will have to save up for that beer.....

    FYI GO BROWNS

  • How the fuck did this thread get so contentious?

    My one and only CBS experience was last year's Bills' game. The view was great; the experience was not.

    More than 10% of the seats were empty... apparently sold, but empty. And another 10 to 20% were "occupied" by Bills fans. While I sat next to a pleasant Bills fan who actually came to watch the game, no more than half the folks there seemed interested in the game... talking, texting, milling around and fighting seemed as popular in total.

    I see nothing in the plan to enhance the game experience other than winning.

    It was enough to make me miss old Muni... and my last Muni experience was in the pre-DogPound bleachers on a Monday night in October, '73 when the defending champion Dolphins came to town.

    Standing shoulder to shoulder with nothing but hardcore Browns fans yelling ourselves horse as our Brownie D gave the fins all they could handle for a half. Now that's the way to watch football...

  • @hoorta said:

    #1, #4 Damn right- I COULD hit you over the head with a Mod week suspension broomstick for some juvenile name calling- but this time I won't.

    #4 Why because I don't like baseball, or share your uniform obsession? Every team in the NFL has gone "trendy" including the Browns making the native color way darker. It's "SEAL" Brown not some off shade of black FYI- or you want to have every team in the NFL dress like a wannabe Raiders franchise? Dress like this maybe? Orange & Brown stripes- way cool. HAR, HAR, HAR.

    steelers-throwback.jpg

    #2,3 I don't live in the 70s-80s anymore- but I can tell you one thing for damn certain- it was a hell of a lot more fun going to a NFL game without being treated like a terrorist before you went through the turnstile. Let's talk about family fan friendly for a second. If you're a family fan you had better bring along a shitload of cash. Tickets in my section run $300 for 4- face value. add $20 parking, a couple $7 beers, pop, nachos, hot dogs & souvenirs for the kids- that's around $400- at least. That's the kind of fan the NFL is catering to- not Joe Sixpack and the kids.

    #2 a last thought regarding "Fan Friendly", one of my Bucket List items is to see the Browns play in every NFL Stadium. If you live in Tampa, have you seen the Browns play in Raymond James? I have. I'll bet you a C-note I've been to more NFL venues than you & I have a pretty good idea of what other NFL franchises offer their fans as "enhancements" so kindly STFU in that regard. OOOHHH- that Pirate Ship Blowing off a cannon every time the Bucs score is SOOOOO way cool. Regarding a previous post- the average Cariolina Panthers fan is the prototype so-so "fan" (income $150k+) the NFL is creaming their pants over to get more of.

    NO Hoorta I think your a Asshole because of the email you sent me thinking your god of the internet, that is my only beef with you remember we root for the same team!!!!!

    Yes I have been to Ray Jay and there in game is great the Ship and lifting of the flags in the red zone is great!!!! And Congrats on 300 dollar tickets does that make you better than everyone else?? Are we talking about your money or we talking about getting people to more games. Sorry if your ass backwards thinking that women and children should not go to NFL games. LMAO

    I am sure you have been to more NFL cities than me, I have been to Miami, TB, Jax, Clev, Atl, NO, Dalllas( Old Dallas) , and Indy last year for Browns game.

    Oh FYI I can afford to sit right next you with my family in those fancy 300 dollar seats, and even drink a couple beers with my 20 dollar parking. GOD I wish I could meet you, just once so I can Laugh on how miserable your life must be that you want to be a bad ass bye deleting post or moving post or kicking someone off for a week or month or year...Does that make you feel good about yourself. Does that make you feel like a man?? I was thinking of flying up this year to go to a Browns game with my daughter and wife, maybe I can meet you at the game and we all can sit in those 300 dollar seat together then you would not be able to hide behind your keyboard!!! I tell you what I will even buy you a 8 dollar beer, you know us poor folks we will have to save up for that beer.....

    FYI GO BROWNS

    @tampadawgs said:

    NO Hoorta I think your a Asshole because of the email you sent me thinking your god of the internet, that is my only beef with you remember we root for the same team!!!!!

    Yes I have been to Ray Jay and there in game is great the Ship and lifting of the flags in the red zone is great!!!! And Congrats on 300 dollar tickets does that make you better than everyone else?? Are we talking about your money or we talking about getting people to more games. Sorry if your ass backwards thinking that women and children should not go to NFL games. LMAO

    I am sure you have been to more NFL cities than me, I have been to Miami, TB, Jax, Clev, Atl, NO, Dalllas( Old Dallas) , and Indy last year for Browns game.

    Oh FYI I can afford to sit right next you with my family in those fancy 300 dollar seats, and even drink a couple beers with my 20 dollar parking. GOD I wish I could meet you, just once so I can Laugh on how miserable your life must be that you want to be a bad ass bye deleting post or moving post or kicking someone off for a week or month or year...Does that make you feel good about yourself. Does that make you feel like a man?? I was thinking of flying up this year to go to a Browns game with my daughter and wife, maybe I can meet you at the game and we all can sit in those 300 dollar seat together then you would not be able to hide behind your keyboard!!! I tell you what I will even buy you a 8 dollar beer, you know us poor folks we will have to save up for that beer.....

    FYI GO BROWNS

    You must have a reading comprehension problem.

    1) All I said in that e-mail was I was moving the Rah-Rah Go Tribe thread to the BASEBALL Forum, and you got your panties all in a bunch over it. That hardly makes me God of this Forum- but the Mods do reserve the right to move threads that are OFF TOPIC. One even got moved today if you didn't notice- and not by me either. 🙂 I even POLITELY suggested in the thread to take your Indians chatter over there. If you think I have a miserable life you'd be dead wrong. I could have a lot more time to myself if I wasn't the official Night Watchman here. FYI, the reason I even have Mod powers is I'm up way later than just about anyone- I work second shift- and once upon a time after the Browns beat the Jets, one of their pervo pissed off fans thought it would be funny posting some of the most vile porn I've ever seen on this site @ 2AM, and at the time there wasn't a damn thing I could do about it. So when the guys logged in early AM, they got a real special treat- some of 'em might have puked in their coffee. And as far as deleting posts- you're clueless as to a lot of stuff that goes on behind the scenes. This forum would degenerate into a hopeless morass pretty quick if we didn't keep an eye out for spambots, trolls, and flamers- and one certain major board pain in the ass by the name of Ghoolie.

    2) Go find anywhere in any thread where I said or even suggested the wifes and kids didn't belong at a football game. From me saying it costs a lot of money to not belonging- that's a way big jump- and you'd be dead wrong. Unfortunately, the Browns put the "Family Zone" way up in the rafters- the tickets are cheap- for a reason. They're not very good.

    3) Incidentally if you ever met me in person, you'd find I'm probably the most easygoing person you'd want to meet. I even told you in the PM it takes a ton of crap to get me POed about ANYTHING on this board. So kindly drop the name calling in the future.

    4) You want to meet the guys on this board? Plan on coming up for the Bengals game. Yes, I'll be there along with about 30 of the regular posters to this Forum. Sorry if you can't take me kidding you about uniforms- sensitive one. BTW Zombo happens to agree that constant harping about it is Gay. ,

  • i too believe the uniform change talk is gay.

    when we have been in the basement of our division for as long as we have been and all you got is...man, i think if we change the uniforms will make everyone that plays in them better, make more people want to buy cleve garb and bring more money into the browns org.

    sure if done right you can tweak the browns uni and make it more 'halo'-ish, add some gradients to the sides etc. etc., but ti will cost you more since the production of the unis will cost more due to dyeing techniques and construction and then the nike logo on it will add another $10. so yeah the tweaks are cool and all but is it really that different that all the young hoodies will be in line to buy jerseys?

    doubt it.

  • @tampadawgs said:

    NO Hoorta I think your a Asshole because of the email you sent me thinking your god of the internet, that is my only beef with you remember we root for the same team!!!!!

    Yes I have been to Ray Jay and there in game is great the Ship and lifting of the flags in the red zone is great!!!! And Congrats on 300 dollar tickets does that make you better than everyone else?? Are we talking about your money or we talking about getting people to more games. Sorry if your ass backwards thinking that women and children should not go to NFL games. LMAO

    I am sure you have been to more NFL cities than me, I have been to Miami, TB, Jax, Clev, Atl, NO, Dalllas( Old Dallas) , and Indy last year for Browns game.

    Oh FYI I can afford to sit right next you with my family in those fancy 300 dollar seats, and even drink a couple beers with my 20 dollar parking. GOD I wish I could meet you, just once so I can Laugh on how miserable your life must be that you want to be a bad ass bye deleting post or moving post or kicking someone off for a week or month or year...Does that make you feel good about yourself. Does that make you feel like a man?? I was thinking of flying up this year to go to a Browns game with my daughter and wife, maybe I can meet you at the game and we all can sit in those 300 dollar seat together then you would not be able to hide behind your keyboard!!! I tell you what I will even buy you a 8 dollar beer, you know us poor folks we will have to save up for that beer.....

    FYI GO BROWNS

    You must have a reading comprehension problem.

    1) All I said in that e-mail was I was moving the Rah-Rah Go Tribe thread to the BASEBALL Forum, and you got your panties all in a bunch over it. That hardly makes me God of this Forum- but the Mods do reserve the right to move threads that are OFF TOPIC. One even got moved today if you didn't notice- and not by me either. 🙂 I even POLITELY suggested in the thread to take your Indians chatter over there. If you think I have a miserable life you'd be dead wrong. I could have a lot more time to myself if I wasn't the official Night Watchman here. FYI, the reason I even have Mod powers is I'm up way later than just about anyone- I work second shift- and once upon a time after the Browns beat the Jets, one of their pervo pissed off fans thought it would be funny posting some of the most vile porn I've ever seen on this site @ 2AM, and at the time there wasn't a damn thing I could do about it. So when the guys logged in early AM, they got a real special treat- some of 'em might have puked in their coffee. And as far as deleting posts- you're clueless as to a lot of stuff that goes on behind the scenes. This forum would degenerate into a hopeless morass pretty quick if we didn't keep an eye out for spambots, trolls, and flamers- and one certain major board pain in the ass by the name of Ghoolie.

    2) Go find anywhere in any thread where I said or even suggested the wifes and kids didn't belong at a football game. From me saying it costs a lot of money to not belonging- that's a way big jump- and you'd be dead wrong. Unfortunately, the Browns put the "Family Zone" way up in the rafters- the tickets are cheap- for a reason. They're not very good.

    3) Incidentally if you ever met me in person, you'd find I'm probably the most easygoing person you'd want to meet. I even told you in the PM it takes a ton of crap to get me POed about ANYTHING on this board. So kindly drop the name calling in the future.

    4) You want to meet the guys on this board? Plan on coming up for the Bengals game. Yes, I'll be there along with about 30 of the regular posters to this Forum. Sorry if you can't take me kidding you about uniforms- sensitive one. BTW Zombo happens to agree that constant harping about it is Gay. ,

    @hoorta said:

    You must have a reading comprehension problem.

    1) All I said in that e-mail was I was moving the Rah-Rah Go Tribe thread to the BASEBALL Forum, and you got your panties all in a bunch over it. That hardly makes me God of this Forum- but the Mods do reserve the right to move threads that are OFF TOPIC. One even got moved today if you didn't notice- and not by me either. 🙂 I even POLITELY suggested in the thread to take your Indians chatter over there. If you think I have a miserable life you'd be dead wrong. I could have a lot more time to myself if I wasn't the official Night Watchman here. FYI, the reason I even have Mod powers is I'm up way later than just about anyone- I work second shift- and once upon a time after the Browns beat the Jets, one of their pervo pissed off fans thought it would be funny posting some of the most vile porn I've ever seen on this site @ 2AM, and at the time there wasn't a damn thing I could do about it. So when the guys logged in early AM, they got a real special treat- some of 'em might have puked in their coffee. And as far as deleting posts- you're clueless as to a lot of stuff that goes on behind the scenes. This forum would degenerate into a hopeless morass pretty quick if we didn't keep an eye out for spambots, trolls, and flamers- and one certain major board pain in the ass by the name of Ghoolie.

    2) Go find anywhere in any thread where I said or even suggested the wifes and kids didn't belong at a football game. From me saying it costs a lot of money to not belonging- that's a way big jump- and you'd be dead wrong. Unfortunately, the Browns put the "Family Zone" way up in the rafters- the tickets are cheap- for a reason. They're not very good.

    3) Incidentally if you ever met me in person, you'd find I'm probably the most easygoing person you'd want to meet. I even told you in the PM it takes a ton of crap to get me POed about ANYTHING on this board. So kindly drop the name calling in the future.

    4) You want to meet the guys on this board? Plan on coming up for the Bengals game. Yes, I'll be there along with about 30 of the regular posters to this Forum. Sorry if you can't take me kidding you about uniforms- sensitive one. BTW Zombo happens to agree that constant harping about it is Gay. ,

    Here is what Hoorta is: King of the Orange Shit. Now beat that.

  • I remember the porn from the Jets fan. Lets just say he had pictures of his idea of the dawg pound, etc.

  • @hoorta said:

    You must have a reading comprehension problem.

    1) All I said in that e-mail was I was moving the Rah-Rah Go Tribe thread to the BASEBALL Forum, and you got your panties all in a bunch over it. That hardly makes me God of this Forum- but the Mods do reserve the right to move threads that are OFF TOPIC. One even got moved today if you didn't notice- and not by me either. 🙂 I even POLITELY suggested in the thread to take your Indians chatter over there. If you think I have a miserable life you'd be dead wrong. I could have a lot more time to myself if I wasn't the official Night Watchman here. FYI, the reason I even have Mod powers is I'm up way later than just about anyone- I work second shift- and once upon a time after the Browns beat the Jets, one of their pervo pissed off fans thought it would be funny posting some of the most vile porn I've ever seen on this site @ 2AM, and at the time there wasn't a damn thing I could do about it. So when the guys logged in early AM, they got a real special treat- some of 'em might have puked in their coffee. And as far as deleting posts- you're clueless as to a lot of stuff that goes on behind the scenes. This forum would degenerate into a hopeless morass pretty quick if we didn't keep an eye out for spambots, trolls, and flamers- and one certain major board pain in the ass by the name of Ghoolie.

    2) Go find anywhere in any thread where I said or even suggested the wifes and kids didn't belong at a football game. From me saying it costs a lot of money to not belonging- that's a way big jump- and you'd be dead wrong. Unfortunately, the Browns put the "Family Zone" way up in the rafters- the tickets are cheap- for a reason. They're not very good.

    3) Incidentally if you ever met me in person, you'd find I'm probably the most easygoing person you'd want to meet. I even told you in the PM it takes a ton of crap to get me POed about ANYTHING on this board. So kindly drop the name calling in the future.

    4) You want to meet the guys on this board? Plan on coming up for the Bengals game. Yes, I'll be there along with about 30 of the regular posters to this Forum. Sorry if you can't take me kidding you about uniforms- sensitive one. BTW Zombo happens to agree that constant harping about it is Gay. ,

    Here is what Hoorta is: King of the Orange Shit. Now beat that.

    @the-gipper said:

    Here is what Hoorta is: King of the Orange Shit. Now beat that.

    i've heard of this stuff.

    doubt if tampadawgs has to worry about getting a taste seeing that he's all of thirteen years old.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Here is what Hoorta is: King of the Orange Shit. Now beat that.

    i've heard of this stuff.

    doubt if tampadawgs has to worry about getting a taste seeing that he's all of thirteen years old.

    @miktoxic said:

    i've heard of this stuff.

    doubt if tampadawgs has to worry about getting a taste seeing that he's all of thirteen years old.

    curacao-bottles.png

    For those who think this is "off topic"....the Orange Shit enhances the "pre-game experience".

  • I Google imaged "Ballpeen's Red Shit", but this is what I got:

    47416.JPG

    But, I guess this is appropriate because after drinking his red shit you feel like you have been hit over the head with one of these.

  • @hoorta said:

    You must have a reading comprehension problem.

    1) All I said in that e-mail was I was moving the Rah-Rah Go Tribe thread to the BASEBALL Forum, and you got your panties all in a bunch over it. That hardly makes me God of this Forum- but the Mods do reserve the right to move threads that are OFF TOPIC. One even got moved today if you didn't notice- and not by me either. 🙂 I even POLITELY suggested in the thread to take your Indians chatter over there. If you think I have a miserable life you'd be dead wrong. I could have a lot more time to myself if I wasn't the official Night Watchman here. FYI, the reason I even have Mod powers is I'm up way later than just about anyone- I work second shift- and once upon a time after the Browns beat the Jets, one of their pervo pissed off fans thought it would be funny posting some of the most vile porn I've ever seen on this site @ 2AM, and at the time there wasn't a damn thing I could do about it. So when the guys logged in early AM, they got a real special treat- some of 'em might have puked in their coffee. And as far as deleting posts- you're clueless as to a lot of stuff that goes on behind the scenes. This forum would degenerate into a hopeless morass pretty quick if we didn't keep an eye out for spambots, trolls, and flamers- and one certain major board pain in the ass by the name of Ghoolie.

    2) Go find anywhere in any thread where I said or even suggested the wifes and kids didn't belong at a football game. From me saying it costs a lot of money to not belonging- that's a way big jump- and you'd be dead wrong. Unfortunately, the Browns put the "Family Zone" way up in the rafters- the tickets are cheap- for a reason. They're not very good.

    3) Incidentally if you ever met me in person, you'd find I'm probably the most easygoing person you'd want to meet. I even told you in the PM it takes a ton of crap to get me POed about ANYTHING on this board. So kindly drop the name calling in the future.

    4) You want to meet the guys on this board? Plan on coming up for the Bengals game. Yes, I'll be there along with about 30 of the regular posters to this Forum. Sorry if you can't take me kidding you about uniforms- sensitive one. BTW Zombo happens to agree that constant harping about it is Gay. ,

    Here is what Hoorta is: King of the Orange Shit. Now beat that.

    @the-gipper said:

    Here is what Hoorta is: King of the Orange Shit. Now beat that.

    LOL Gipper- in fact I'm ordering up a case of it today in anticipation of the season. 🙂 Nothing like the REAL Curacao from the island of the same name. The domestic crap doesn't come close.

  • There's vile porn???

  • One shot of my brown shit will make you forget there's a football game.

    I'm not talking about poop, either: