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Cleveland Browns Announce Plans For Enhancing Fan Experience

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  • Well in all fairness the new security policies affect all the NFL teams. Pretty soon you will have to go through one of the full body scanners they use at the Airports.

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.

  • I was there for the Lions game the other day, and my Verizon phone still worked like crap. Very slow texting and the 3g network kept cutting out. The 2 only differences I saw were the new signs for First Energy. And the fire the players walked through at introductions

    "And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about And I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve."
  • NO binocular cases

    I have a small pair....the soft case is the same size as a small clutch....I wear it on my belt.....I wonder if that will get flagged?

    I suppose I could wear the binoculars around my neck and put a lip balm in the case, maybe a pack of tissues, and sashay up toe to heel and act gay.

    If everybody had like minds, we would never learn.
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  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @josephsuxdick said:

    And I would say your continued condoning of this homoerotic handle policy tells me all I need to know about your own sexual proclivities.

    My proclivities are toward making fun of stupid Steeler fans.

    But, I agree, the moderator that does that could/should come up with more clever ways to do it than just juvenile sex references. Get much more creative.

    @the-gipper said:

    My proclivities are toward making fun of stupid Steeler fans.

    But, I agree, the moderator that does that could/should come up with more clever ways to do it than just juvenile sex references. Get much more creative.

    nah, leave it, when they complain about it or put in their signatures that it bothers them... you know its working.
  • ballpeenB ballpeen
    NO binocular cases

    I have a small pair....the soft case is the same size as a small clutch....I wear it on my belt.....I wonder if that will get flagged?

    I suppose I could wear the binoculars around my neck and put a lip balm in the case, maybe a pack of tissues, and sashay up toe to heel and act gay.

    @ballpeen said:

    I have a small pair...

    you don't say?

  • ballpeenB ballpeen
    NO binocular cases

    I have a small pair....the soft case is the same size as a small clutch....I wear it on my belt.....I wonder if that will get flagged?

    I suppose I could wear the binoculars around my neck and put a lip balm in the case, maybe a pack of tissues, and sashay up toe to heel and act gay.

    @ballpeen said:

    I suppose I could wear the binoculars around my neck and put a lip balm in the case, maybe a pack of tissues, and sashay up toe to heel and act gay.

    i'd pay to see that.

  • Looks to me that the NFL is bowing to terrorism like so many other American institutions.

    Besides paying outrageous ticket prices the fans are now forced to pay for over priced food and drink.

    The probability of dying from a terrorist attack is on par with being struck down by a lightening bolt. Thank you Uncle Sam for the protection because we dumb American just don't understand how to take care of ourselves.

    Terrorism wins again while Americans continue to absorb the ongoing erosion of individual rights.

    Can't wait to sit next to a lady at the game holding a freezer bag full of douche, sanitary napkins and Midol.

  • Z Zombo

    @hoorta said:

    You want to enhance the fan's experience? Start by taking a long hard look at the nightmare entrance policy you just created, NFL. NO camera cases, NO binocular cases (I almost lost my softshell at the Lions game). Mini- purses for the ladies, no seat cushions.

    But don't worry about that stick of dynamite I have strapped to my back.

    Easy there, Hoorta, that's like saying "bomb" in an airport.

    Remember, Skippy has his season tickets yanked and was called intoLew Merletti's office for posting in our forum that he threw bottles at Bottlegate.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    Easy there, Hoorta, that's like saying "bomb" in an airport.

    Remember, Skippy has his season tickets yanked and was called intoLew Merletti's office for posting in our forum that he threw bottles at Bottlegate.

    Zombo

    I knew that before I posted. 🙂 Well, the tickets aren't officially in my name- I could claim I'm just a guest disgruntled at the moronic restrictions, pointing out holes in their "security". They should give me a couple years worth of free tickets for doing so. MHO is those dickheads who made up the rules have their heads up their asses about what REALLY could cause a problem. It's already on Twitter it's a gambit by the NFL to have the women buy team branded clutches and plastic bags. One of the ladies (Browns fan BTW) came up with a marketing plan http://thebroadsside.com/2013/06/26/491/

    You want GAY? Next time, I might tell the asshole at the gate it isn't a binocular case, it's my fucking purse- it could pass for one, and for kicks and giggles see what they do. BTW, the couple sitting right in front of me pulled that exact gambit- I was just a little slower on the uptake.

    Seriously- you want me to put a pair of $500 Fujinon binoculars or a $600+ Nikon SLR digital camera in a fucking plastic bag? Kiss my ass. But it's OK to watch the game from your seat on your smartphone with a Directv anywhere Sunday ticket download.

  • ballpeenB ballpeen
    NO binocular cases

    I have a small pair....the soft case is the same size as a small clutch....I wear it on my belt.....I wonder if that will get flagged?

    I suppose I could wear the binoculars around my neck and put a lip balm in the case, maybe a pack of tissues, and sashay up toe to heel and act gay.

    @ballpeen said:

    I have a small pair....the soft case is the same size as a small clutch....I wear it on my belt.....I wonder if that will get flagged?

    I suppose I could wear the binoculars around my neck and put a lip balm in the case, maybe a pack of tissues, and sashay up toe to heel and act gay.

    And just how would that be any difference from your normal behavior? 😉

  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @ballpeen said:

    I have a small pair....the soft case is the same size as a small clutch....I wear it on my belt.....I wonder if that will get flagged?

    I suppose I could wear the binoculars around my neck and put a lip balm in the case, maybe a pack of tissues, and sashay up toe to heel and act gay.

    And just how would that be any difference from your normal behavior? 😉

    @the-gipper said:

    And just how would that be any difference from your normal behavior? 😉

    h 😛 ehe..

    If everybody had like minds, we would never learn.
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