Survey Tuesday 8/20/2013

Browns149

1. Kicker

2. 2019......... I hope

3. The NYG's night game where we kicked the Superbowl champs ASS

4. Soprano's. The guy who comes out of the bathroom on the final episode

5. The demon drop, but 3 times taller\

6. President of the USA

Zombo

1. What one single major additional surprise move will the Browns make before the regular season starts?

I'm thinking there is a corner out there better than Owens and Skrine. Richard Marshall just cut by Dolphins, our Week one opponent ... hmmm.

2. Weeden has been named the Starting QB for this year. How long will he keep the job?

(and note: he will need to continue in that positin until 2022 to break Otto Graham's longevity record)

2023

3. What is the most memorable Browns game for you since their "return" in 1999?

Well there are a lot. There was the game we beat the Steelers in 2000 and Earl Little jumped into my arms after the game. I was at Bottlegate. "Run, William, Run!" was a great moment. As were the Hail Mary to beat New Orleans and the Dawson FG to beat Pittsburgh for our two wins in 1999.

But my personal pick is the Browns 51-45 win over the Bengals in the second week of 2007. I attended the game the week before where we got trounced at home by Pittsburgh on opening day. I was listening to this game on the radio as I drove back to Florida from Pennsylvania. I was upset that I had to leave my dog with family in PA because my crazy ex was in Florida threatening to steal her while I was work. The Bengals were supposed to be a good team and we were supposed to get trounced again. But everything went right that day, the offense was amazing. I was driving down the interstate pumping my fist, acting crazy, people probably thought I was certifiable. When Leigh Bodden intercepted Palmer to clinch the win, I was yelling and screaming, lucky I didn't kill someone. Watched Sportscenter all night long to just watch our highlights. I couldn't believe we were that good after seeing how bad we were the week before.

Of course, we had a pretty good young offensive coordinator ...

4. Which TV show in history would you want to be an "additional" character on. By this I mean a heretofore unknown addtitional character. (not "I wanna be the Fonz", but perhaps, I wanna be Richie's kid brother) or the like.

I would like to have a walk-on on "I Dream of Jeannie" where I bitchslap that milquetoast Major Nelson, walk up to Jeannie and deliver Andrew Dice Clay's line "How about you make your tongue six feet long and lick my balls from across the room ..."

5. What new attraction would you like to see built at your favorite theme park:..e.g. a ride based on some action movie...or whatever you want.

I don't have a favorite them park, but there is an old amusement park in Conneaut Lake, where I visit in the Summer, and the Beach Club just burnt down, so I'd like to see them build a new one with a cool bar and a great view of the lake.

Bonus: If you are a fan, as am I, you know that Breaking Bad is coming to an end. What ultimate fate would you want to befall Walter White?

Never watched it, but the Chefs used to have a decent tight end named Walter White.

calfoxwc

Here is today's survey questions. Give your answer or opinions.

1. What one single major additional surprise move will the Browns make before the regular season starts?

I think they will trade for a big solid OG with a third round draft pick next year. I suspect the last recent trade for one

was a Lombardi doofus mistake. LOL

2. Weeden has been named the Starting QB for this year. How long will he keep the job?

(and note: he will need to continue in that positin until 2022 to break Otto Graham's longevity record)

I'll say 2019.

3. What is the most memorable Browns game for you since their "return" in 1999?

Well, the first time we beat pittspuke, but really two other games before '99- when Kosar played on a fractured ankle

in overtime (Jets?), and they won. And, the 51-0 win over the squeelers..

4. Which TV show in history would you want to be an "additional" character on. By this I mean a heretofore unknown addtitional character. (not "I wanna be the Fonz", but perhaps, I wanna be Richie's kid brother) or the like.

I would be a game warden, or occasion lost surveyor or something, on "Duck Dynasty", in the mold of the goofball agriculture advisor guy on "Green Acres".

5. What new attraction would you like to see built at your favorite theme park:..e.g. a ride based on some action movie...or whatever you want.

I always like the log water rides. But I'd make one ten - twenty times longer, through a forest. lol

thenew23

Here is today's survey questions. Give your answer or opinions.

1. What one single major additional surprise move will the Browns make before the regular season starts?

I'd love to find a "Dion Lewis-type" RB on waivers

2. Weeden has been named the Starting QB for this year. How long will he keep the job?

(and note: he will need to continue in that positin until 2022 to break Otto Graham's longevity record)

Honestly... I'm hoping at least 5 years. The end of 2018 he gives way to a young up-and-comer "Tom Brady-Like" QB

3. What is the most memorable Browns game for you since their "return" in 1999?

I have to agree about the Bengals game in 2007. We went from benching our QB to getting blown out to trading our QB to bringing in our backup to putting up 51 points with our backup in one week. It was amazing. Also, I was at the Steelers game 2 years ago, and it was the coldest game in new Browns Stadium history. We sacked Big Ben 8 times and went on to win. Also, my toes almost turned black. I ordered a beer, took one sip, set it down and next time I went to take a drink it was frozen solid, so I got a hot chocolate, and by the time I got to my seat it was ice cold chocolate milk.... But, we won

4. Which TV show in history would you want to be an "additional" character on. By this I mean a heretofore unknown addtitional character. (not "I wanna be the Fonz", but perhaps, I wanna be Richie's kid brother) or the like.

I wouldn't mind being "Penny's on and off boyfriend" on Big Bang Theory. Maybe Leonard walks in on me and Penny in some "suggestive" situations from time to time...

5. What new attraction would you like to see built at your favorite theme park:..e.g. a ride based on some action movie...or whatever you want.

Honestly, Cedar Point has almost everything you can think of, but I always liked the laying down roller coasters where it feels like your flying, think X-flight at the old Six Flags/Geauga Lake

The Gipper

@the-gipper said:

Here is today's survey questions. Give your answer or opinions.

1. What one single major additional surprise move will the Browns make before the regular season starts?

I think they pick up a backup RB.....maybe even a big name that has fallen on hard times, like a Beanie Wells..or the like.

2. Weeden has been named the Starting QB for this year. How long will he keep the job?

(and note: he will need to continue in that positin until 2022 to break Otto Graham's longevity record)

He won't match OG, but hopefully he would challenge Bernie and Sipe (7 and 8 years respectively). Of course that will mean the Browns are winning during his tenure. I want minimum 5 years.

3. What is the most memorable Browns game for you since their "return" in 1999?

A few candidates:

The "stanchion" game against the Ravens, where the Browns tie it on that bizarre Phil Dawson kick, then win in OT

The 8 sack game vs. Steelers to knock them out of playoff contention

The New Orleans/Tim Couch Hail Mary game.

The Atlanta win that put them into the playoffs in 2002

4. Which TV show in history would you want to be an "additional" character on. By this I mean a heretofore unknown addtitional character. (not "I wanna be the Fonz", but perhaps, I wanna be Richie's kid brother) or the like.

OK, obviously I would NOT want to be an extra on Star Trek....because you know you are going to die. But being an additional vital character on the original would be nice. Maybe that crew could have used a "counselor" like Deanna Troi in TNG, or the Bartender, like Whoopi Goldberg.

Or, I think I would like to be the "third guy" on Route 66. Driving around the country in a Corvette, chasing chicks, doing all that. (Sure, it would be cramped in a two seat Corvette...but somehow with the power of TV.

(plus, I do like that idea of being Penny's back door man)

5. What new attraction would you like to see built at your favorite theme park:..e.g. a ride based on some action movie...or whatever you want.

Some ideas:

Universal, or somebody should put up a "Nakatomi Tower" tour.

And something, somehow based on Dr. Strangelove would be weirdly attractive

Bonus: If you are a fan, as am I, you know that Breaking Bad is coming to an end. What ultimate fate would you want to befall Walter White?

He should probably come full circle and die of the cancer.

That is what should happen. What could happen?:

He went back into his house to get the ricin he stashed there. He may end up using it on himself before either the cancer or the law gets him.

Since the vehicle he was in had a New Hampshire plate, he could just end up going back there and live in obscurity.

One thing that won't happen: he won't get caught and go to prison.

The Gipper

Two games that SHOULD have been highlights for the Browns since 1999, but weren't:

The game in 2007 vs. Cinci which if the Browns win put them in the playoffs.....but DA blows it with his 4 ints.

And obviously, the playoff game vs. Steelers in 2002 where the Browns had a 17 point lead, but then the offense goes into a shell and the coach goes into the prevent defense in the middle of the 3rd quarter. Northcutt drops a pass that would have iced the game. etc. etc.

nickers

@the-gipper said:

Here is today's survey questions. Give your answer or opinions.

1. What one single major additional surprise move will the Browns make before the regular season starts?

CB

2. Weeden has been named the Starting QB for this year. How long will he keep the job?

(and note: he will need to continue in that positin until 2022 to break Otto Graham's longevity record)

barring injury,the whole 2013-14 season

3. What is the most memorable Browns game for you since their "return" in 1999?

Butch Davis playing prevent defense in the playoff loss to the steelers.

4. Which TV show in history would you want to be an "additional" character on. By this I mean a heretofore unknown addtitional character. (not "I wanna be the Fonz", but perhaps, I wanna be Richie's kid brother) or the like.

The Munsters...GrandPa was My fave charactor...Im a night owl...So vampire would be cool.

5. What new attraction would you like to see built at your favorite theme park:..e.g. a ride based on some action movie...or whatever you want.

Hmmm thats a tough one...I always liked the skytram at Geauga Lake...Im not into having My head hurled around on roller coasters anymore...the last trip to cedar point I rode every coaster there was back in 01 and got a major migraine..since having a stroke in 03..Im afraid now it might induce an aneurism.

Bonus: If you are a fan, as am I, you know that Breaking Bad is coming to an end. What ultimate fate would you want to befall Walter White?

havent been able to keep up with the series due to RL and other interests...

The Gipper

RL and other interests...

RL? What is that? Relapse?

nickers

@the-gipper said:

RL and other interests...

RL? What is that? Relapse?

LOL (Real Life) Gip...Im an accomplished Musician...thats where most of My time is devoted...guilty as charged with throwing out acronyms...

The Gipper

@nickers said:

LOL (Real Life) Gip...Im an accomplished Musician...thats where most of My time is devoted...guilty as charged with throwing out acronyms...

Real Life. Isn't that a TV show...and is that the one you would want to be a character on?

nickers

@the-gipper said:
Real Life. Isn't that a TV show...and is that the one you would want to be a character on?

Were all charactors in some guise or other. Are we not?

slowburn

@the-gipper said:

Here is today's survey questions. Give your answer or opinions.

1. What one single major additional surprise move will the Browns make before the regular season starts?

an announcement of increased ticket prices for 2014

2. Weeden has been named the Starting QB for this year. How long will he keep the job?

(and note: he will need to continue in that positin until 2022 to break Otto Graham's longevity record)

3 seasons

3. What is the most memorable Browns game for you since their "return" in 1999?

12/29/02 W. Greens 178 rushing yards propels Browns into playoffs with a win over the Thunder Chickens

4. Which TV show in history would you want to be an "additional" character on. By this I mean a heretofore unknown addtitional character. (not "I wanna be the Fonz", but perhaps, I wanna be Richie's kid brother) or the like.

In The Sopranos, I am the Capo Tony sends to New Orleans soon after hurricane Katrina to expand the families business. My crew's tasks include extortion of local businesses and working with the Mexican cartel to completely take over NOLA's drug trade. I set up shop in a stately mansion in the Garden district where I am pampered by beautiful creole and mulatto teenage servants

5. What new attraction would you like to see built at your favorite theme park:..e.g. a ride based on some action movie...or whatever you want.

Live fire manhunts. Death row inmates are brought in and released in a 5 acre kill zone. If they survive longer than a day they have the option of having their death sentence reduced to life with no parole.

Bonus: If you are a fan, as am I, you know that Breaking Bad is coming to an end. What ultimate fate would you want to befall Walter White?

Walts cancer goes away once and for all and he escapes on a cabin cruiser (a big one) with all his $$$. He spends the rest of his days in Tahiti drinking rum, injecting ketamine and fathering countless children with his many teenage wifes

nickers

@slowburn said:

@the-gipper said:

Here is today's survey questions. Give your answer or opinions.

1. What one single major additional surprise move will the Browns make before the regular season starts?

an announcement of increased ticket prices for 2014

2. Weeden has been named the Starting QB for this year. How long will he keep the job?

(and note: he will need to continue in that positin until 2022 to break Otto Graham's longevity record)

3 seasons

3. What is the most memorable Browns game for you since their "return" in 1999?

12/29/02 W. Greens 178 rushing yards propels Browns into playoffs with a win over the Thunder Chickens

4. Which TV show in history would you want to be an "additional" character on. By this I mean a heretofore unknown addtitional character. (not "I wanna be the Fonz", but perhaps, I wanna be Richie's kid brother) or the like.

In The Sopranos, I am the Capo Tony sends to New Orleans soon after hurricane Katrina to expand the families business. My crew's tasks include extortion of local businesses and working with the Mexican cartel to completely take over NOLA's drug trade. I set up shop in a stately mansion in the Garden district where I am pampered by beautiful creole and mulatto teenage servants

5. What new attraction would you like to see built at your favorite theme park:..e.g. a ride based on some action movie...or whatever you want.

Live fire manhunts. Death row inmates are brought in and released in a 5 acre kill zone. If they survive longer than a day they have the option of having their death sentence reduced to life with no parole.

Bonus: If you are a fan, as am I, you know that Breaking Bad is coming to an end. What ultimate fate would you want to befall Walter White?

Walts cancer goes away once and for all and he escapes on a cabin cruiser (a big one) with all his $$$. He spends the rest of his days in Tahiti drinking rum, injecting ketamine and fathering countless children with his many teenage wifes

whats with the teen fetish?

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MLD Woody

1. Some washed up HB

2. 2017

3. Either Phil Dawson beating the Ravens with that weird ass FG or Cribbs beating the Steelers with the kick return TD. Where they reviewed it and saw he stayed in because of the imprint his foot made.

The season Braylon had like 5 of the top 10 catches of the year

The Gipper