The Browns Board was created on this date in 2003
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Good call, Gip, about the Steeler trolls. Trolling isn't fun when you are a bandwagon fan of a team that u.s.e.d to win.
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Zombo said:
Wow ... Uma lives.
Not only do I live, I come in peace....mostly.
After all, who but the most cruel amongst us could wish further harm on a fanbase as pathetic as this one has become?
It's only funny because it's true.
Besides, it's not like I didn't try to warn you about what you'd become.
That being, a fake team without a soul forced to wander about in obscurity until your bad karma is addressed and corrected with offerings of scotch liquids and cigars.
BTW, I found this board about seven years ago when a Bengal fan e-mailed the site address to me along with a few notes about how happy he'd be to see our hostilities resumed.
I happily declined the invitiation for more bloodshed, mostly because your team isn't relevant at all. However, I've lurked the site ever since, and despite my hatred for all things Brownie I have to admit I've grown to respect the way you losers have stuck together.
I'd even raise a toast in your honor of your birthday if that bastard Furnier had paid off his bet.
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Zombo said:
Wow ... Uma lives.
Not only do I live, I come in peace....mostly.
After all, who but the most cruel amongst us could wish further harm on a fanbase as pathetic as this one has become?
It's only funny because it's true.
Besides, it's not like I didn't try to warn you about what you'd become.
That being, a fake team without a soul forced to wander about in obscurity until your bad karma is addressed and corrected with offerings of scotch liquids and cigars.
BTW, I found this board about seven years ago when a Bengal fan e-mailed the site address to me along with a few notes about how happy he'd be to see our hostilities resumed.
I happily declined the invitiation for more bloodshed, mostly because your team isn't relevant at all. However, I've lurked the site ever since, and despite my hatred for all things Brownie I have to admit I've grown to respect the way you losers have stuck together.
I'd even raise a toast in your honor of your birthday if that bastard Furnier had paid off his bet.
Not only do I live, I come in peace....mostly.
After all, who but the most cruel amongst us could wish further harm on a fanbase as pathetic as this one has become?
It's only funny because it's true.
Besides, it's not like I didn't try to warn you about what you'd become.
That being, a fake team without a soul forced to wander about in obscurity until your bad karma is addressed and corrected with offerings of scotch liquids and cigars.
BTW, I found this board about seven years ago when a Bengal fan e-mailed the site address to me along with a few notes about how happy he'd be to see our hostilities resumed.
I happily declined the invitiation for more bloodshed, mostly because your team isn't relevant at all. However, I've lurked the site ever since, and despite my hatred for all things Brownie I have to admit I've grown to respect the way you losers have stuck together.
I'd even raise a toast in your honor of your birthday if that bastard Furnier had paid off his bet.
Huh.
You know what I find interesting?
Despite our "irrelevancy", three years without a team, and painful attempts at relaunching the franchise ... we STILL have won a playoff game more recently than the Bungles.
Zombo
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Not only do I live, I come in peace....mostly.
After all, who but the most cruel amongst us could wish further harm on a fanbase as pathetic as this one has become?
It's only funny because it's true.
Besides, it's not like I didn't try to warn you about what you'd become.
That being, a fake team without a soul forced to wander about in obscurity until your bad karma is addressed and corrected with offerings of scotch liquids and cigars.
BTW, I found this board about seven years ago when a Bengal fan e-mailed the site address to me along with a few notes about how happy he'd be to see our hostilities resumed.
I happily declined the invitiation for more bloodshed, mostly because your team isn't relevant at all. However, I've lurked the site ever since, and despite my hatred for all things Brownie I have to admit I've grown to respect the way you losers have stuck together.
I'd even raise a toast in your honor of your birthday if that bastard Furnier had paid off his bet.
Huh.
You know what I find interesting?
Despite our "irrelevancy", three years without a team, and painful attempts at relaunching the franchise ... we STILL have won a playoff game more recently than the Bungles.
Zombo
Zombo said:
You know what I find interesting?
Debating who your next QB will be?
Zombo said:
Despite our "irrelevancy", three years without a team, and painful attempts at relaunching the franchise ... we STILL have won a playoff game more recently than the Bungles.
Then why do so many of your drunken posts smack of suicidal tendencies? Aren't you the same guy who threw in the towel on this season midway through the first half of the first game?
Look, I don't mind it when you toss out whatever passes for smack talk around here because this is your house an I'm just a guest who dropped by to say happy birthday, pinheads. But maybe you should dial back the bravdo seeing how you've already started threads championing the idea of starting the backup QB simply because he'll be a better mentor for next years replacement.
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KS Hutchins, myself, pretty sure Atenears was there as well as guys like ArtBeitz, BeesIndy, & MetalMarte. Those last three are sorely missed.
What the heck was ArtBeitz real name? I had a few beers and wings with him at Hooters in Mentor about 4-6 years ago. He kind of warned me that it wasn't worth it in growing this forum beyond it's means, and to back down on building up this place and it's one of the reason's we settled in and quit expanding. He had some great sites, but selling out to Bernie Kosar and Insider took it's toll on him. He taught me to maintain at a manageable pace with the forum/ste and survive longevity. I believe he is still a member of this forum and on the BrownsBoard's facebook page.
There should be a Hall of Fame for those that helped carry the torch back in the day.
To this day, no other happening on the Internet has surprised me like the time our old friend JJ started posting off-the-wall nonsense that just made no sense. I private messaged him and asked if he was Ok, and that's when he informed me that he had a Brain tumor and his days were numbered. It was crazy to think that one could recognize a problem with another member of these forums, that we'd never met face-to-face, and know well enough to know something was amiss. It hit me then, that these forums were something special. Many of the friendships we've made here rival friendships that were created growing up or through high school. It's been an unbelievable bond and to this day is the most valuable tool the Internet has created. Who would have thought that tailgate parties would be filled with characters from all over the globe, who share very close bonds and stay in touch on an almost daily basis online?
Long Live The Browns Board!
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Zombo said:
You know what I find interesting?
Debating who your next QB will be?
Zombo said:
Despite our "irrelevancy", three years without a team, and painful attempts at relaunching the franchise ... we STILL have won a playoff game more recently than the Bungles.
Then why do so many of your drunken posts smack of suicidal tendencies? Aren't you the same guy who threw in the towel on this season midway through the first half of the first game?
Look, I don't mind it when you toss out whatever passes for smack talk around here because this is your house an I'm just a guest who dropped by to say happy birthday, pinheads. But maybe you should dial back the bravdo seeing how you've already started threads championing the idea of starting the backup QB simply because he'll be a better mentor for next years replacement.
Debating who your next QB will be?
Then why do so many of your drunken posts smack of suicidal tendencies? Aren't you the same guy who threw in the towel on this season midway through the first half of the first game?
Look, I don't mind it when you toss out whatever passes for smack talk around here because this is your house an I'm just a guest who dropped by to say happy birthday, pinheads. But maybe you should dial back the bravdo seeing how you've already started threads championing the idea of starting the backup QB simply because he'll be a better mentor for next years replacement.
Didn't throw in the towel ... Proposed that maybe we could win this flea-bitten division with the better QB playing.
Besides, our ginger has a bigger arm than your ginger, and as many playoff wins.
Z
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Debating who your next QB will be?
Then why do so many of your drunken posts smack of suicidal tendencies? Aren't you the same guy who threw in the towel on this season midway through the first half of the first game?
Look, I don't mind it when you toss out whatever passes for smack talk around here because this is your house an I'm just a guest who dropped by to say happy birthday, pinheads. But maybe you should dial back the bravdo seeing how you've already started threads championing the idea of starting the backup QB simply because he'll be a better mentor for next years replacement.
Didn't throw in the towel ... Proposed that maybe we could win this flea-bitten division with the better QB playing.
Besides, our ginger has a bigger arm than your ginger, and as many playoff wins.
Z
Zombo said:
Didn't throw in the towel ... Proposed that maybe we could win this flea-bitten division with the better QB playing.
The only reason you didn't throw in the towel is you were too drunk to lift your arms.
Zombo said:
Besides, our ginger has a bigger arm than your ginger, and as many playoff wins.
Your Ginger couldn't read a comic book, nevermind an NFL defense.
But don't take my word for it, read your own posts.
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Andy Dalton will never cross over from "good" to "great" and that's never gonna be enough.
What would a Browns fan know about great quarterbacking?
Or even good quarterbacking for that matter.
Hell, the only Clevelander who currently knows how to fling a ball around is Bernies pornstar daughter.
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My story is much the same as Zombo's and others. I can still remember the first night I signed on to AOL. It was the night of the 49ers vs. Chargers Super Bowl in January of 1995. The first thing I searched was Cleveland Browns and the second thing I searched was Alice Cooper. I immediately began posting on the Browns Grandstand board and the Alice Cooper board on the music forums. This was actually prior to the fiasco that the 1995 season became. I can remember a lot of optimism for the '95 team as we had a stellar defense in '94 and if not for Derrick Alexander's horrible case of dropsy in the AFC Championship we may well have beaten the Evil Empire in Slagsburgh and would have hosted the Chargers in Cleveland.
We spent the better part of 96, 97 and 98 on the Grandstand board crossing swords with a variety of numbskulls who reveled in the fact that they still had a team and we did not. There were no end of nimrods purporting to be 'lifelong' Squeeler fans, Infantile Rat fans who gloated endlessly, the leader of which was a facile twit named Adam who coerced approximately 6 Purple Abomination fans to wear diapers to the Browns vs. Flying Rats game in 1999. And then of course there were the sad sack Bunghole fans.......all 4 of them. One of which seems to have suddenly crawled out of his/its long dormant stage. Hopefully it grew some grey matter inside that pupae.
Browns fans are known for dedication, determination and loyalty but THIS particular group have exemplified these traits far more than any others I have come across. It has always been and always will be an honor to be a member of this elite group of fans. Cheers to all of you past and present!
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Happy Birthday, pinheads.
BTW, the feetball gods have assured me that the curse of the Nuevo Browns will continue until that deadbeat Furnier pays up on the bet he lost to me. (12-year old bottle of Lagavullin Scotch)
Happy Birthday, pinheads.
BTW, the feetball gods have assured me that the curse of the Nuevo Browns will continue until that deadbeat Furnier pays up on the bet he lost to me. (12-year old bottle of Lagavullin Scotch)
Hey nugget head! Did those wildfires drive you out of your dime store Veterinarian Clinic at 1313 and a half Infected Tick Boulevard in Thousand Oaks? Or perhaps in the last 10 years you procured for yourself a valid address?
BTW, I drank the HELL out of that Lagavullin after it was returned to me the SECOND time.
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LOL !!
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My story is much the same as Zombo's and others. I can still remember the first night I signed on to AOL. It was the night of the 49ers vs. Chargers Super Bowl in January of 1995. The first thing I searched was Cleveland Browns and the second thing I searched was Alice Cooper. I immediately began posting on the Browns Grandstand board and the Alice Cooper board on the music forums. This was actually prior to the fiasco that the 1995 season became. I can remember a lot of optimism for the '95 team as we had a stellar defense in '94 and if not for Derrick Alexander's horrible case of dropsy in the AFC Championship we may well have beaten the Evil Empire in Slagsburgh and would have hosted the Chargers in Cleveland.
We spent the better part of 96, 97 and 98 on the Grandstand board crossing swords with a variety of numbskulls who reveled in the fact that they still had a team and we did not. There were no end of nimrods purporting to be 'lifelong' Squeeler fans, Infantile Rat fans who gloated endlessly, the leader of which was a facile twit named Adam who coerced approximately 6 Purple Abomination fans to wear diapers to the Browns vs. Flying Rats game in 1999. And then of course there were the sad sack Bunghole fans.......all 4 of them. One of which seems to have suddenly crawled out of his/its long dormant stage. Hopefully it grew some grey matter inside that pupae.
Browns fans are known for dedication, determination and loyalty but THIS particular group have exemplified these traits far more than any others I have come across. It has always been and always will be an honor to be a member of this elite group of fans. Cheers to all of you past and present!
Browns fans are known for dedication, determination and loyalty but THIS particular group have exemplified these traits far more than any others I have come across.
Browns fans are known for being miserable drunks, kidnapping women for sex, endlessly whining about how they're losing interest in a losing football team, and not paying off when they lose bets on the internet.
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Zombo said:
Wow ... Uma lives.
Not only do I live, I come in peace....mostly.
After all, who but the most cruel amongst us could wish further harm on a fanbase as pathetic as this one has become?
It's only funny because it's true.
Besides, it's not like I didn't try to warn you about what you'd become.
That being, a fake team without a soul forced to wander about in obscurity until your bad karma is addressed and corrected with offerings of scotch liquids and cigars.
BTW, I found this board about seven years ago when a Bengal fan e-mailed the site address to me along with a few notes about how happy he'd be to see our hostilities resumed.
I happily declined the invitiation for more bloodshed, mostly because your team isn't relevant at all. However, I've lurked the site ever since, and despite my hatred for all things Brownie I have to admit I've grown to respect the way you losers have stuck together.
I'd even raise a toast in your honor of your birthday if that bastard Furnier had paid off his bet.
Not only do I live, I come in peace....mostly.
Haha ... Uma ... greetings, it's been a ummm, a decade? Damn, we all have problems ...
Weird but Uma is one of us, chewed the same amount of megabytes ... he's sorta like the redheaded step-child franchise that he follows.
Always great to see old screen names though.
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Barry....ahhhhh....maybe that helps
Yep, Barry McBride. I came across his facebook account earlier today while combing Erocc's account. Great guy, I just hope that his "responsibility" to write and meet quota's didn't dim his fandom. That man could write!
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